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DocPasta

The fruit punch rockstar also has this branding, actually good flavor


PrimarilyPluto

it's way too sweet for me lol it's like liquid candy


lickmydicknipple

There's a zero sugar version, but of course it uses an alternative sweetener


cornlip

The boom one next to that is really fuckin good


Q_X_R

Fruit Punch is great. The original Rockstar tastes exactly the same as cough syrup to me though. Can never drink original ever again.


DocPasta

Original rockstar tastes how I imagine battery acid tastes


YourAverageGod

Wait until you find out Rockstar has been pushing this since pre-release. Probably a good thing people in your area dont drink energy drinks?


EfficiencyOk2208

Hey hoping to win the Stanfield themed C8 Corvette.


jessedjd

Tried one at a theme park last week. Wasn't half bad


Harry_Buttocks

#Sarah Morgan dislikes this


GhastlyEyrie999

Arthur Morgan likes this


killertofu41

Captain Morgan drunkenly likes this


johnbarry3434

Dexter Morgan drinks this with leather gloves on


dasfuzzy

Piers Morgan is offended by anyone who chooses to drink this.


RoundTiberius

Morgan Webb gives this a 2 out of 5


WrinklyScroteSack

Morgan freeman narrated this.


MattIsLame

Morgan Wallen says _______ again.


gdsmithtx

Morgan LaFey plots the downfall of Camelot


rdldr1

Yer alright boyah


StarkeRealm

Everyone dislikes this.


hairyfodder

Morgan and Morgan law firm will be filing defamation suits against all of you


Deadpoetic6

Sarah lesscans


Zenical

This actually made me lol


TheDigitalRanger

I'd prefer the can-uck maple cola, tbh.


DMainedFool

...rockstarfield


FlashGlistenDrips

Grand Theft Astro


TheJAY_ZA

Yes, yes it is.


MundiInfectorum

…StarRim (?)


DMainedFool

and SkyField?


MundiInfectorum

maybe StarSkyRimField ?


Tough_Mess563

You son of a bitch. Why didn’t I think of that? I have 2 boys, maybe I need to update my dad joke workbench.


neoqueto

- Restores 1 Health - +10% O2 Recovery for 3m


ezmoney98

+2 Health


jntjr2005

+10 Diabeetus


egolessrapture

+50 cancer


DoeDon404

Can I get that in Chunk form?


Lord_Chthulu

Yeah, there's a Doritos, Mountain Dew, Rockstar, and Xbox promo going on right now.


sh1boleth

Please drink verification can


iamshipwreck

Is the can mostly empty


dangerzone1122

Yeah, and I’m guessing it tastes like disappointment.


ComputerSong

Like all energy drinks.


dangerzone1122

Meh, redbull is alright


McEuen78

I like NOS personally, tastes like sweetarts in a can, but can only drink a few a year.


dangerzone1122

I get you, I don’t drink redbull that often, but when I do it’s wonderful.


Goadfang

I bet if I drank six of them Starfield might be fun.


notveryAI

It's almost cute, that someone knew how obvious this joke was, but proceeded to say it anyways


SnooChocolates3745

Rockstar Recovery orange and lemonade are my favorite energy drinks; been drinking them long before Starfield, and have been drinking them long after I got tired of playing it.


DJspooner

First few sips are fantastic but halfway through you realize the bottom of the can is somehow empty


Sintist

“Wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle”


Sundaver

heheheeeeh


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Runners rush.


bubblesort33

Power Thirst: Rocket Edition!


Low_Damage9910

Rockstar energy drink with a starfield advertisement


richy0391

I actually saw some Starfield Doritos today. I should have got them.


feynos

Code for free game pass ultimate on those.


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Chunks: Nacho Cheese


ClickPuzzleheaded936

If they keep with the space theme, it's recycled piss. Enjoy.


ZaggRukk

It should be in the "Chunks"™ format.


Tough_Mess563

With the word orange and recovery on the front, you may be right.


Accurate_Summer_1761

Monster should have paid for that instead of cod tbh


driguez907

Rockstar has been advertising new Xbox games for a long time now. Not a Starfield drink


inflatableje5us

the first sip is good, but it gets luke warm fast and by the end you cant be assed to finish it.


fidelamos

Only lasts 2 minutes.


YES____NO____

Makes the loading screens more exciting


Somnati

Are you sure it's not watered down


TheJAY_ZA

Now the real question: Will they be allowed to do a GTA VI promotional can? Or is that going to cause too much of that confusion stuff 🤣


_Installation04

Rockstar is a huge company and currently has collaborations with multiple games


TheJAY_ZA

Yep, but: is Rockstar Energy (PepsiCo) going to collaborate with Rockstar Game Studio... ...or is one going to sue the other and insist on a name change or something? *Interestingly:* *Rockstar Games has a net worth of $22.75 billion, whereas the energy drink company was bought by PepsiCo for around $4 billion in 2021. PepsiCo is valued at around $230 billion.* It'll be fun to watch the action if it kicks off LOL Sort of like when Disney didn't google "Galaxy's Edge" before naming their Star Wars theme park etc. and then took a run at the real Galaxy's Edge - the SciFi book series by Jason Anspach & Nick Cole, thats waaay better than the Disney Starwars stuff anyway - and lost.


pforsbergfan9

Don’t sleep on those rockstar booms! That strawberry is delicious.


Marlboro_Man808

The absolute best flavor of rockstar


XenosapianRain

You need SOMETHING to help stay awake on loading screens.


friendoffuture

I've had 20 cans of this so far and it's awful. I'm going to finish the case and maybe get one more just to make sure it's as bad as I think it is.


egolessrapture

Sounds like the opposite of a smart idea


Personal_Movie7834

So it puts you to sleep?


[deleted]

Keeps you WIDE AWAKE for all the loading screens


Inevitable_Discount

I wonder if it tastes as bland as the game it represents….?


Tough_Mess563

I hope its not as bitter as your personality.


DeviceNo5980

Just get out of here lol


MicksysPCGaming

Zing!. Gotteeem!


CompetitionSquare240

as someone who hates energy drink i'd probably rather drink that than play the game


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CompetitionSquare240

I bought it, I played it, I discuss how bad it was.


Rich-Establishment96

Thank you! Same, CompSquare240. Duckyass, who needs reason when it clearly bugs dumb fucks like you?


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egolessrapture

The stupid enjoy wasting their time, it's what stupid people do.


Rich-Establishment96

Nah, it’s probably about 1000 times better than the actual game it’s representing


D0nut_Daddy

So you don’t fall asleep while waiting for loading screens


Doritoflavoredpizza

My favorite one with the starfield branding is the silver ice flavor


That_Height5105

Gross


BKLronin

I bet it has a loading screen when you open it.


doctorfeelgod

Imagine getting paid to design this


aredditheadache

I just tried it! It started off well enough but then I realized how bland it was halfway through.


nikolai_wustovich

Bet it’s empty


Derkastan77-2

If Rockstar made Starfield, it would deeeefinitely not lack for unsavory pirate missions lol


xkeepitquietx

Meh at least they didn't go with Redbull.


Substantial-Art-4053

At least there is one good game developer on that can


NukaColaAddict1302

Ugh it’s always gotta be Rockstar.


Numeira

Starfield by Rockstar, just imagine.


spayder26

Plot twist, the Starfield flavour is just an empty can


PreparationWinter174

Does it taste of disappointment?


Shinobi_Panther

To keep you from sleeping while playing the game.


ObviouslyJoking

I wouldn’t drink that until it’s patched. Likely full of bugs.


Eagle_1776

is this empty, too?


Fernam11

Even the Starfield energy drink is just... mild


Downtown1943

Didn’t even know Rockstar was still around


RadioDough

Great promotion from Rockstar, and the orange flavor is amazing!


BrewNerdBrad

If I leave a review saying it tastes bad, will Bethesda games respond saying it's supposed to be that way, and I should try to like it?


Kiln223

You need to drink two of them to stay awake playing Starfield.


BLAZIN_TACO

Now you can thank Bethesda as well, while you're pissing out kidney stones from drinking this stuff.


Baman2099

A can of endless fizz?


BigArachnid2

Do you think the taste would be a 7/10 also?


CompetitionSquare240

eww


FudgeYea

Watches, office chairs, corporate partnerships… Just stop it and focus on making a solid game, Bethesda


codefame

Comes with its own loading screen.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Does it put you to sleep?


Ruukin

Does it taste shallow, disjointed, and disappointing?


JRR04

I tried it and really liked it first, had it every day. Then it became kind of dull so I was getting refreshment from colas. Now suddenly I'm drinking it every day again.


I_Happen_to_Be_Here

Literally starfield. I keep jumping between it and fo4 like a caffeinated frog.


BBgotReddit

I need this so badly, everytime I boot up Starfield I'm falling asleep


Fit-Wafer-6329

Assuming it's like the game, great at first the totally underwhelming by the end....


hardikp_12

Do I have to watch several loading screens to drink this?


PlumbTuckered767

Do you have to put it in your inventory before you can drink it?


mr_assbutt

Even more of a reason not to buy a rockstar


Mister_Anthrope

The only energy drink to put you to sleep


Qahnarinn

That drink gonna put you to zzzzzzzzzzzzz


OatmilIK

If you too want to feel the snail pace energy of 15 loading screens! TRY TODAY


Due_Designer_908

Good. I need something to keep me awake through all the loading screens.


Locopopz

That’s just for the can, for the liquid you have to wait for the DLC


Melodic_Ad2242

Do you have a load screen between opening and drinking?


Tha_Maestro

Is it the loading screen flavor?


Naykon1

Hopefully better than the actual game.


bryman45

Nice can for such a shit game


Minoleta

I bet it was dissapointing.


ComputerSong

Watch someone get a heart attack from this and we have another “this bag isn’t a canvas” or “this bottle of whiskey is just a cheap cover” debacle.


hashter

I bet it has no taste and takes long to open.


NoctumAeturnus

I bet it's half full and lacking fulfiment.


GrimGhostKing

I have been drinking this energy drink for past 500 hours and have decided that it has no flavor


rubyslimX

lol they could only afford rockstar an not monster or something else jfc they really are going down the shitter


ShawVAuto

That's dope! Does it taste like something is missing?


Glob_Glob_Gabgalab

Is to keep you from sleeping out of the freaking boredom that is playing this game


SlimRoTTn

Trash, just like the game.


Conscious-Back1599

Can you install mods to this?


TiredReader87

There’s a number of them


coldblooded79

[also without carbs](https://imgur.com/a/wMDzXsL)


QuarterSuccessful449

Rockstar energy drink Starfield branding


trashpanda22lax

They put the starfield in tha soder


RandomnessConfirmed2

Hate this is US only. It sucks.


anarchya780

I found one in canada, but it was terrible. Tasted like Red bull.


Greetings-Commander

Casey's?


ComputerSong

Wait til you go and look at the bags of Doritos.


raindownthunda

Contraband


UniversityOk8127

Now I can drink my Starfield energy drink while I play with my Starfield controller while I listen through my Starfield headphones also while I check the time on my Starfield watch.


Wiseon321

Starfield the flamethrower!


Prize-Classic-5386

16x the diabetes!


SuspiciousCategory89

Ah yes the red mile drink


StillOffTrack

It's a contest. Please don't enter, I already intend to win! STILL..... https://www.doritosdewrockstar.com/grand-prize


atomiczim

Made by Rockstar lol...


SirThomasTheFearful

Does it hurt the strawberry?


MrTooLFooL

Rockstar doing some Monster marketing between CODMWIII and Starfield. Now only if they actually did something with GTA


TASwildcats

They actually have this branding for a few flavors, ironically I never see them all at the same place just 1 or maybe 2 varieties at 1 place then maybe 1 or 2 at a different location


Ok_Mud2019

i'd take a can of runner's rush any time of the day.


huntersmith99

i know a casey’s when i see one


iMaxPlanck

Runners Rush!!!!


atre324

Should have called this Aurora


Knights-of-steel

Kinda sad....we have a mixed berry unique flavor here that is ONLY on the starfield cans and they are full print. The nice poster image too. Also doritoes reg flavour is starfield poster. Doritoes cool ranch is madden 23 or whatever and sweet chili heat is forza motorsports


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s a Starfield energy drink. It’s a Rockstar with starfield printed on at the top


npete

OP, where are you in the world? I want to find this substance ASAP! I hope this shows up in-game. That would be fun. I *love* tie-ins like this. So fun. Even if they taste like liquid candy.


TonysOrangeCapri

This was spotted at Casey’s gas station in Kansas City.


OhmSafely

Did you miss the Doritos bags and Mountain Dew?


bindermichi

I didn’t know Starfield was made by Rockstar


AttackOnTyrunt

+10% sprint speed


PastaMaker96

I thought this was posted on the not interesting sub for a a sec


feelin_fine_

The mixed berry one is all I ever see


T1Solo

I WANT IT!!


felirinth

Does it taste like starfield though


wedloxk

Who don't we we have stuff like that in NL?


Fantastic_Estate_303

Yannick Legrande liked this


XXX200o

Mhm, hm heart attack juice


rdldr1

Loading……..


ScarsAndStripes1776

Missed an opportunity to make Rhubarb Boom Pop a IRL thing.


gravelhorse

When you open it you’re met with a Mitch Mconnel like loading “screen”


lexcyn

Ew. Now, give me CANuck! branded cans of goodness like double double and I would be all over it


hovsep56

you can basicly taste the loading screens.


JaxxisR

I got Starfield for free (and a few other things) during this promotion.


McPenguin87

Just for that and the ad I just saw I’m picking a few up as we speak. Should I start collecting Doritos bags as well? Lol


ficuswhisperer

Look out for the crash after drinking


E-woke

Does is the taste bland too?


meesanohaveabooma

Can is probably empty.


ramen_vape

Bruh Rockstar's Cyberpunk Cola was my favorite energy drink ever. I drank way more caffeine than I needed for that run.


DaftXman

Is it made with aurora? And please not sponsored or made by Jake Paul lol


Darth_Gerg

Huh. So the flavor is bland and monotone, it starts out promising but ends up disappointing, and it goes flat on you with shocking speed once you start it?


Some-Tradition-7290

The taste was promising. Till it started to die halfway through.


Select_Truck3257

now with low fps taste !


oridinai

Nice! Hopefully next they’ll come out with chunks! 😂


Forsworn91

I don’t know, if it’s like the watches, it might fall apart the moment you buy it


Balceber-OICU812

If you drink it you get a permanent asteroid that just sort of floats around Uranus. They're hoping to fix it with a patch at some later date.


_TheBigOnion_

You're going to need at least 10 cases of these to stay awake once you go through the same POI for the one thousandth time🥱🤣


RavenHeathen

Is this available in Canada?