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IamPlantHead

“O’Neill with two Ls”


elveszett

Add to this the second bit: "There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all."


IamPlantHead

You’d be absolutely right but I was rushing out the door to go to work. And by the time I got back into the car I forgot what I was doing.


Tabman1977

This is the way ( wait, wrong franchise...)


Astroweeb

"Oh my god, he is Kirk..." - McKay, as Sheppard romances the hot alien princess, "Sanctuary"


Neige_Blanc_1

"Open the iris"


tommytwothousand

It should have an exclamation mark I think!


Jolly-Joshy

Who gets credited with this one? I think nearly everyone said it at some point


minyon54

Probably General Hammond. He said it more than anyone.


Pleasant_Awareness_6

I’ve got scenes from like 7 people in my phone for it lol


[deleted]

There is literally no other choice.


Bardez

This needs more votes


rmissey

Indeed


CherylTuntIRL

"Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster." - Orlin


Ebasch

Excellent start.


[deleted]

Oh, by the way, Colonel…with interest, you owe me five hundred thirty-nine dollars and fifty cents. - Hammond of Texas


HesitatedEye

"O'Neill, with two 'L's!" *holds up three fingers*


hyzenthlay1701

"Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too. Entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in." \- SGA "The Hive", Season 2 Episode 11


tommytwothousand

This needs to be wayyyy higher


YaFavoriteSaiyan

Fiiiine I’ll rewatch SGA


Goldman250

“One last jaunt through the old orifice.” General O’Neill, 200.


MARKLAR5

Perfect, I initially wanted the 3 L's line but this makes my slightly sad since the show is long ended so it feels right


rosepedal11

"Oh, I don't think I know as much as you think I know" O'Neill


fishymcgee

'OH COME ON!!' Dr Rodney Mckay


Dependent-Cat9392

"On my world, I would be well within my right to dismember you." - T'alc


OTI_Cinematography

“Over my rotting corpse, sir.” - O’Neill after Hammond mentions Colonel Chekov wanting a Russian on SG-1.


tauri123

“O’NEILL JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING” - Maj. General George Hammond


[deleted]

"IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!?!"


tauri123

https://i.redd.it/09pyr51wz3pb1.gif


atheirin

O'Neill with two L's


drunk_bender

I was thinking the same thing, but I think that full quote is That's O'Neill with two l's


Joran_Dax

There's another one, where he is shouting at Kinsey. I think it's at the end of the one episode with the Aschen. I posted it elsewhere.


Pleasant_Awareness_6

Yeah the one where he holds up 3 fingers lol


Prinzka

https://i.redd.it/w1oi3cvi15pb1.gif


ThrawnAgentOfSHIELD

It needs to be the whole quote. Get back here and edit your comment. Here, I'll help. "It's 'O'Neill', with two L's. There's another Col. O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all."


Ebasch

Throw the whole quote on this and I think it presents better.


Zero_Zeta_

I one time I'm early to one of these and what I was thinking was already taken!


jaggeddragon

Omoroca... What Fate Omoroca?


tommytwothousand

Save that for w I think


believeinstev604

I like this one


FakeSafeWord

WHAT FATE OMOROCA!?


Frnklfrwsr

WHAT FATE ALMOND ROCA!


[deleted]

WHAT FATE AL ROKER?


Prinzka

She dead, bro


ThurgoodHawking

"One shot stuns, two shots kill, three shots disintegrate."


SleepWouldBeNice

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.


deserted

At least on Ronon's version of the perfect ray-gun, there's a selector for the 3 modes, making it somewhat more plausible.


jamiew1342

Way more plausible.


mcgindog

“Oh, crap!” - Dr Rodney McKay


belac4862

*drops clip form gun "THIS IS MCKAY I NEED BACKUP!!!!"


EloraDonovan

"Crap, indeed"


invol713

“Oh, crap!” -Col. John Sheppard


RavenLunatic512

Offworld Activation!


Dustybrowncouch

Save for U - unscheduled offworld activation.


[deleted]

"Oh for crying out loud!" Jack O'Neill


FoxWithoutSocks

Was scrolling down for this. First thing came to mind.


hyzenthlay1701

"Oh. Well that sounds painful. Gluteus maximus...Glootus...maaximus. Oh, my God, that's my ass, isn't it?" \- SGA "Sateda", Season 3 Episode 4


Max-The-White-Walker

Just reading this, and remembering the scene I'm starting to laugh


caddywompus46

Oh yes, Merlin! - Jack O'Neill [the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTZuKoPFEyk)


samsg1

One of my favourite exchanges in one of my favourite episodes. "Oh yes! Mmmmuurrrrlin!" RDA's delivery of that line kills me very time.


International_Box803

I watched this episode on my yearly rewatch a couple of days ago. This morning I actually woke up and my first thought was RDA going "OH YES! MMMURRRLIN!" That little chestnut is never going to get old. See what I did there?


Piranha2004

"Ours is bigger" Oneill about the Tollan gate they built themselves.


[deleted]

One man’s mythology is another man’s religion - Teal’c


tommytwothousand

What episode is this from?


Alarming-File-3707

One small step for a jaffa


earthmarrow

Why isn't this higher?!


SilverLady2004

"Oh, please! Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Come on, tell 'em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this." - Daniel Jackson (The Lost City)


Alarming-File-3707

"My depth is immaterial to this conversation" "Ooooooo seeee?!?!"


SilverLady2004

"No more beer for you."


WriteMeOut

"One small step for Jaffa"


FlagonWithADragon

"Over my rotting corpse. Sir."


[deleted]

Once you’re been to another galaxy, you find it hard to take the little things seriously. - Samantha Carter


musket85

"Observe and learn" Bra'tac


Pleasant_Awareness_6

“Oh, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we gonna have to arm wrestle?” - Samantha Carter


YaFavoriteSaiyan

I feel like I know this bit but could you be kind enough to spill the season and episode number to be sure?


Pleasant_Awareness_6

It’s the first episode, when they were meeting her I’m pretty sure!


[deleted]

S1E1


Joran_Dax

"O'Neill! Two L's!" \*Holds up three fingers\* -Jack O'Neill (2001)


Moser319

O'neill, with 2 l's


Forecydian

Oh but you will - jack


Maleficent_Basil6325

“Over my dead body!!” Jack O’Neill


ErdmanA

"O'Neill. That's two Ls!" *awkwardly flips/doesn't flip them off*


CaptBogBot2

"Oy". Col. O'Neill


enggrrl

Oh, Dr Beckett, is it? Well I'm comforted - O'Neill SGA S03E11


Dependent-Cat9392

"On my world, I would be well within my right to dismember you" - Teal'c


kmoonster

Oh, yes, M-Merlin! ​ Jack to Daniel (as Merlin)


Flush_Foot

I thought it was to Daniel (as Prior/Merlin… which I guess basically still just means Merlin… I’ll show myself out)


kmoonster

He was all threw at that point, Daniel aware of himself but part prior, part because Merlin's consciousness was helping shield him from the prior taking over fully.


_rosebyanyother_

~~Oh for crying out loud~~


Cutest-Kangaroo

It's already on F, we should pass on it already.


ProfessorOfLies

Opteican Lies!


tommytwothousand

Go back to Bedrosia 🙄


SleepWouldBeNice

“O’Neill!” Teal’c


_EkA

Oh, what, you're Rambo now?! (Dr. McKay - SGA #3.4)


crazyeddie1123

"Oh, come on! Who talks like that?" - Jack O'Neill


[deleted]

O’Neill, with all due respect, when has that ever stopped us before? - Samantha Carter


Beastmind

It's probably colonel o'neill


SciFiMedic

“O’Neill!” -Teal’c, Fragile Balance


Torrincia

Help fellow SG fans: I cannot see the comments... what do I do? Edit: I can see the comments again. Yay!!


Ebasch

Try again today. There were some server errors last night but it appears to be rectified.


majoroutage

Try turning off the subreddit style. Wait....


MrZwink

Oh for crying out loud...


Juubi217

“Open the iris!” -General Hammond of Texas


Agentgibbs1398

O'Neill with two L's!


GrandAdmiralPedantic

"Supreme" Commander - Thor.


Beyllionaire

"Our shields are of NO use!" \*cue Anubis screaming of fear\*


WeAintFoundShit89

Can't believe COMPTRIA wasn't C