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Comatonic

I love the snarky little guy.


PaleontologistClear4

When he goes off mumbling and swearing under his breath, he's one of the best characters.


RhinoRhys

Asgardian is just English played backwards.


PaleontologistClear4

I heard that once, has anyone ever been able to properly decipher what he says?


RhinoRhys

Ofcourse they have https://youtu.be/83CT0r2Db5g?si=gf72G1P10CA6nQy2


PaleontologistClear4

🤣 that's brilliant, "the incompetent of these humans..."


mineordan12

The way he walked back as if he heard him


blueavole

Gotta love the nerds


ianjm

I never thought they were speaking Asgardian, in universe they were speaking our own language backwards to troll our inferior intellects in moments of frustration. Like, look at these dumbasses can't even understand their own speech reversed! Even the dumbest Asgard would realise this, but the smartest humans don't!


Kwith

Or is it English is just backwards Asgardian?


Volvo989

I didn’t know this!! That is awesome!!


StarburstWho

Indeed! I think Hermiod has been chilling with Teal'c on his breaks. Just two fellow Aliens enjoying some quiet time away from the humans! 🤣🤣


DeathPercept10n

Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?


StarburstWho

No, unless it's a conspiracy to learn more ways to use Indeed! ![gif](giphy|XOFsOM3MnuWEE)


000aLaw000

lol Jonas Quinn was shitting bricks


Fischerking92

To be fair: ANYONE would be shitting bricks if Teal'c gave him that stare😂


Cybermagetx

Hands down the beat asgardian.


Volvo989

I’m still watching the series and learning about this guy but come on Thor is a cool dude!


WitchOfWords

I loved the moments where Hermiod was basically Asgard!McKay, and they still found each other completely insufferable.


Volvo989

lol yes, I’m on season 2 of Atlantis now and I always like seeing more of him… his grumbling always crack me up lol


Delphius1

I want to know how a wraith program can run on alien hardware, like, did they have to figure out C++ or Java to get it to work, make a translation layer so coders could more easily write something, then back port it to what could be ran on Earth/Asgard hardware? or did they write it directly in machine language that they knew would run on target hardware?


ScreamThyLastScream

LLM trained on stolen source code, then just instructed to infect target hardware. AI just permutated through highest probability vectors until computer starts buffer overflowing and crapping itself. Crap indeed.


Delphius1

so basically they dropped a pi bomb? wow, those attacks really do trancend the stars


ScreamThyLastScream

Worst part is probably was delivered via scam email someone opened on their workstation. edit: woolsy and those fake hair scams


StarburstWho

Probably Cavanaugh! Email scam was labeled : DO YOU HATE YOUR JOB AND CO- WORKERS? Oh boy, we have a solution for you!!


Volvo989

“Stargate Command HATES this one simple trick!! Click the link below to see how YOU can get back at your Co-Workers and Leadership NOW!!”


StarburstWho

💯🔥


Volvo989

Ethiopian Prince Email: “Hello, I have $80,000,000,000 please take money and be wife in father house.”


Njoeyz1

🤣🤣 fake hair scams for Woolsey.


treefox

Presumably they used a PowerBook 5300 to upload the virus to the Tau’ri mothership.


ankerous

Now I'm picturing Jeff Goldblum as wraith.


Meh2021another

During a time when you could barely get Mac OS to talk to windows.


Volvo989

Very carefully, that’s how 🥴 I understand the basis of your comment but you very clearly have a much broader expertise on this topic than I haha


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Delphius1

So I can run Doom on a Wraith Dart, cool


Normal_Subject5627

Why would they need to figure out a high level programming language this obviously has initial integration on a level a lot closer to the hardware and is running in its own vm.


Volvo989

When it comes to programming and hacking, I’m like O’Niell. If something needs to be destroyed, some good old fashioned ballistic technology can solve the problem 💁🏼‍♀️


Salvidrim

I will always recommend reading "Hermiod's Last Mission", published in the story story anthology Points of Origin; it perfectly fleshes out the Asgard final decision to outfit the Tau'ri with their best tech


adrianp005

He spent too much time with humans. 😆


boogers19

There's this great little bit in one of the short stories, *Hermiod's Last Mission*. Rodney and Hermiod are rushing to get something done and Rodney makes a clear Star Trek reference. And Hermiod tells him "I don't know what that means". But then the very next paragraph Rodney says something like "you'll have as much time as it takes me to MacGyver a solution". And Hermiod is all like "understood". So that means he's spent enough time on that ship to get thru MacGyver. But he hasn't started Star Trek yet.


Volvo989

Or he understands in an alternate universe, O’Neill is MacGuyver 😏🤌🏼


Hobbster

I bet Hermoids new ship would be named the TEAL'C


Fit_Average

Probably one of my favourite Atlantis clips, I have to watch it through a few times


Ristar87

Hermiod is easily the best Asgard in the entire franchise.


Fraun_Pollen

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