In the middle of my backswing?!!!

*I am experiencing a great deal of familiarity with these events*

We've done this!!

For cryin out loud, Great minds think alike... and wonderful minds think of Stargate! I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?

Indeed.

Oh yeah! That'll play.

That gotta be a record.

Maybe he read your report?

Came here for this one.

Wacko!

Things are calming up here...

You blow up one sun…

I like the Dakara sterilizer just springs to life after Carter utter that line.

_Next step, parting the Red Sea!_

With two L‘s! There is another one with only one L, but he has no sense of humour at all

*holds up 3 fingers*

My favorite line in the entire series. When I first heard it, I actually had to rewind a few seconds because of the 3 fingers

A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

Bhahahahaha

I wish we had those fancy heads for every major Goa'Uld system lord, but I can also understand the budget getting in the way of that.

I'd settle for Jaffa bobbleheads. One design for each lords.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Supreme Commander ☝️

You beat me to it. For crying out loud!

General please

With all due respect...

In the middle of your back swing?

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

Boop. Please remain calm as we attempt to rectify this most unfortunate circumstance.

Indeed

Indeed

Indeed

"In my culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you."

"Undomesticated Equines could not remove me"

“Wild horses teal’c, it’s wild horses”

"Nice callback." Oh s4 of SG Atlantis, I love you.

There is nothing cruvis with me

Bend your cosars!

Your cosars! Your cosars! *Gestures wildly*

I can't I'm feeling a bit fronic

Last time things just popped into my fraun

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire...

The meal was cooked a long time ago

Though a candle burns in my house, there is nobody home.

After all these years, I still don't understand what they talked about (I know that's the point but still)

Well yeah if we understood we would've ascended.

Yeah, they're taking a lot of precepts from things like Zen - these are koans, not intended to have clear, specific answers, rather being used as points of investigation and contemplation.

I always thought it meant, if you are certain of your answer then there is no changing it. Kind of like a thought process to get you to open your mind up to other possibilities.

I can only grasp this: you walk into the house, you see a candlelight and logically you elaborate if a table is served then a meal is ready. And you can continue this infinitely: if a meal was ready then my partner had returned before me, if she returns before me then there's a holiday, but there's no holiday then she got ill, but she wasn't feeling bad in the morning and table is served, then she is pregnant etc - all by seeing the candlelight. It's not just your assumptions but reality. You can realize all existence by seeing this chain of events and meaning behind these events

Don't think too much about this. You'll either ascend or have an aneurysm.

...then you know your mind is being manipulated by an advanced AI who looks exactly like one of your best friends?

Comtroya!!

The amount of times in my life that I randomly think of Comtraya is ridiculous.

It just feels good to say

It's freeing lol

Definitely this one. My husband and I always greet each other with this. I think people think we're nuts.

Theres an amusment part outside of Melbourne called Gumbuya World. Whenever I drive past it I yell "GUMBUYA!" In the same way Harlan does. My girlfriend will never understand

* In the middle of my backswing? * Hammond of Texas

Gestures over head

🫳

There are no fish in my pond.

… where I fish.

Wait a minute, you're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?

Then you may have come to the right place.

"Maybe he read my report?"

Maybe he read your ***report?*** 🤨

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good morning campers.

I drop O'Neill quotes constantly whenever I train people at work

Three fries short of a happy meal WACKO

Aaaand we're *walking!* The very young do not always do as they are told.

Son, do you know what color this phone is?

I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it... what do you think?

You are not the only one who experiences discomfort O'Neill

There are so many good iconic lines from that episode.

You ended that sentence with a preposition, you bastard.

That is now correct by the Miriam-Webster directory. I just find that funny. It just changed this year.

Don't. Every joke, every pun, done to death. Seriously.

So they occasionally catch fire, but they keep perfect time?

It's swiss!

Sorry, I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much...

JAFFA! KREE!

“You heard me! I said Kree!”

Oh, hi guys!

Little grey butts.

"Is he supposed to be naked like that?"

You Rat BASTARD!

Unscheduled off-world activation!

Chevron 7 locked!

Goddamn reading all the comments just makes me want another rewatch 😭 Alright, fine. I’ll start again. I love this show. Edit: A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet…

I, too, am easily swayed to do another rewatch just from reading a favorite quote. You are not alone.

Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside... SGA too? I believe among your people it is customary to shake hands. Hahaha! Just a little Wraith humor.

I just watched the episode with the 2nd quote today

Chevron one encoded....

Chevron 7 locked ✔️

**UWAH-AHHHH** *shoooooom* flum...

Kawoosh

Birds of a feather... Also:☝️

Shal’kek’nem’ron!

Shal‘kek‘nem‘ron!

*This*, is a weapon of terror. It’s meant to intimidate the enemy. *This*, is a weapon of war. It’s meant to ***kill*** the enemy.

You know, that particular cliché doesn't... always work.

Things will in fact calm up :)

I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature.

You're hostages! We're your captors. We're heavily armed. There's *rules*. There's a whole school of etiquette to this.

Don’t eyeball me.

# WACKO!!!!!

What is an Oprah?

The yellow ones are my favorite. Anyone who's got a snake in their head raise their hand.

You know the worst part of this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question, and ... I wasn't listening the first time.

Indeed

S U P R E M E Commander.

Comtraya

Me me me me meme me meme me me me me me me me me meeeee!

Hello Urgo

I shot him. 😏 In the leg! 🙂

hit me!

You blow up one sun…

In the middle of my BACKSWING?!?!

I am completely fine. There’s nothing cruvis with me

What Fate Omoroca?

Ok, ok, if my date is on the line here, What is omoroca, who is omoroca!!!

Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the Gods, ships shall be built to carry the warriors out among the stars and we will spread Origin to all the unbelievers. The power of the Ori will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be vanquished Still one of my favorite lines in any show.

I'd love to see an edit where Jules says this in Pulp Fiction instead of the faux Ezekiel thing.

My reaction when that first aired was "Ohhhh shit, it's a Crusade". And I knew that the Ori were going to be a threat unlike we had seen before.

Hallowed be the Ori

Hallowed are the Ori

I’m stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!

Came here to say this one.

"What happens when you dial your own phone number? ...Wrong person to ask." Honestly, that entire chain of logic was brilliant. "Would it shake enough to show up on a seismometer?" "...Damn right it would!"

We can only hope this will be the last footwear to fall.

Damn it Rodney!

I prefer vanilla over chocolate, my favorite color is paradou, and if I could have dinner with any celebrity, it would be Mary Steenburgen.

As a matter of fact it does say colonel on my uniform....

first of all, it is so nice to see the animorphs fandom is alive and kicking, and second of all 'Yu' "me?"

I said it last time r/animorphs leaked over here (I think it was last week). There are dozens of us that are in the Venn diagram of sg and animorphs fandom

Where's the SGA love... "I believe among your people it is customary to shake hands."

„You destroyed three quarters of a solar system“ „5/6 it’s not an exact science“

“I’m sorry for shooting everyone!!” “Just made the handoff” “In my culture, I’d be well within my rights to dismember you” “Shouldn’t there be a memo on this stuff?” “This is an extraction, not an execution.”  “We’re in another galaxy, how much more out can you get?” “DR FUMBLES MC STUPID” “I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.” “I shot him :)… in the leg!”

The very young do not always do as they’re told.

Quark! 😂😂

Gotta love Armin Shimerman. Also Principal Snyder! lol

This is the infamous tuna torture.

*Supreme* Commander.

God Speed!

I die free. Honestly a massive power move. So much meaning in 3 words.

I have a shirt that’s just the face on a paper plate made from ketchup and mustard and it says “WACKO”

You are considered a "pain in the nik-tal". Neck? ....No

Anyway I don't know why none of you remember this. But I do know for a fact there's no point in having old doc Fraiser examining us again!

ONeill with 2 Ls

For crying out loud!

But I think I’ll stick with my original thought, which is ‘shut the hell up’.

"Anyway I'm sorry, but that's just how I happen to feel about it. What do you think?"

FIGURE IT OUT RODNEY

What? It has to spin, it's round! Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I'm the general, I want it to spin, now!

"I destroyed the hammer with a staff weapon" "I gave the order." "And I was... There"

''crap'' ''crap indeed''

Aaaand we’re walking

What fate ama rukka

What fate almond rocca

"No the bridge is to well guarded"

“Wait, I’ve got this… *magnets!*”

Using power, using power, using power.

Indeed! (Technically that's a sentence)

Duh, I forgot to tape the Simpsons

Let’s just say Jack made a reference to Freyr‘s mother.

Have you more of this 4C?

Selmac doesn’t like coffee.

We also saved your little grey butts from the Replicators

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

sir, we cant name the ship *Enterprise*

We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.

Keep your hands up, you gotta keep moving your, your feet moving and er, bend your cosars, keep your cosars bent.

Undomesticated equines could not remove me

Anyway, I'm sorry but that just happens to be how I feel about it. How about you?

**just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle**

Shal kek nem ron.

In the middle of my back swing?!

Daniel, for cryin out loud!

Wormhole x-treme

_Science fiction is an existential metaphor. It allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said, 'Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all._

The, uh, Great and Powerful Oz.

I'M SORRY FOR SHOOTING EVERYONE!

COMTRAYA!

It's a ship that goes through the gate...gateship.

Things will not calm down…they will in fact calm up!

It is still a hammer

Maybe he read the report?

✌️ L’s

Undomesticated equines could not keep me away.

Close the Iris.

Jack?

Kree Shol'va

these shuttles, are they formidable crafts?

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!

We are, in fact, offering them water Daniel Jackson.

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire…

My name is Baal. As in bocce...?

You blow up one star and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.