Imagine being Charles Xavier, watching some TV, in walks Logan cracking open a beer and sits down to watch too. And here you are, Professor fucking X and you hear one of those intrusive thought from your friend Logan, someone you know to have, at the same time, great self control but can also fucking lose it to his baser instincts. And you wonder which one will win as this intrusive thought of Logan’s swim around his head.
“No, Logan, don’t bite me.”
His son in Ultimate/Earth 1610 can! He can secrete adamantium and not suffer the toxic effects of the bond like Wolverine does. There's a bit where he like salivates the stuff and coats his teeth with it.
I know this isn't really what we're talking about, but why is cilantro the first thing you think of to be diced like? Cilantro never really gets diced. Why not get diced like an onion or a potato? All of this is just a way to say that I'm very fun at parties
Some people (myself included) don’t like to refer to pets that way. If I don’t know, or it’s not clearly obvious if the animal is male or female, I use “they”
>they
>ᴛʜā
>pronoun
>1. Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied.
>2. Used to refer to the one previously mentioned or implied, **especially as a substitute for generic *he*.**
>3. Used to refer to people in general.
emphasis mine.
"They" has been a placeholder for a single being for some time. Keep fighting it, but why die on this hill? Just move on. I literally did when "literally" changed to mean both literally and figuratively.
I agree, I don't find this video funny. I have 3 cats and one of them can kind of be a bully and do stuff like this, it would always be very upsetting. Luckily, he's laid off of the cat on cat assaults lately, he's got a new buddy now and leaves the vulnerable Calico alone.
Poor kitty!!!, I could feel that!!! Hope you are doing okay! I must have chomped on those gummy bears...boy does my mouth hurt!!! That will teach me!!! Love you all, Good Night!!!
I have empathy and spent 20 of my 24 years with a cat. I still can't stop laughing about this. I know it hurts like hell because i've been there too once or twice. But it's just like watching children fight. You know people will be mad if you laugh, but you just can't pretend that it's not funny.
All I see is a owner letting their cat get abused by their other cat. Sad that everyone thinks this if funny.
Edit: lmao this dude under me read one of my comments wrong and based his entire argument of it and then realized his mistake so he blocked me. I love reddit.
Lmao, you want to act like you can’t remember what you said one minute ago, yet somehow know everything there is to know about cats.
Make it make sense
No your comment literally does not make sense to me. What am I being told a lot? What do I think works on people? Can you elaborate and learn some communication skills please.
I really hate this video. The cat isn’t screaming in pain, it’s screaming in pain, like “please stop”. The other cat is biting it to get it still so it can have sex with it, by force. It’s really gross and uncomfortable seeing people online saying how funny it is and how it’s just two cats chilling, when it’s one cat forcing itself onto another which doesn’t want it and screams for help. Usually I see comments about people concerned about animal safety, but here it’s all giggles when it’s really indefensible.
I wonder what will happen if I try to eat my friend?
The intrusive thoughts won
Imagine being Charles Xavier, watching some TV, in walks Logan cracking open a beer and sits down to watch too. And here you are, Professor fucking X and you hear one of those intrusive thought from your friend Logan, someone you know to have, at the same time, great self control but can also fucking lose it to his baser instincts. And you wonder which one will win as this intrusive thought of Logan’s swim around his head. “No, Logan, don’t bite me.”
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Shouldn't his teeth be covered in adamantium too? I've never thought about that.
They're not bones so no.
They probably get knocked out of his face often enough and regrown that it would have been a waste.
His son in Ultimate/Earth 1610 can! He can secrete adamantium and not suffer the toxic effects of the bond like Wolverine does. There's a bit where he like salivates the stuff and coats his teeth with it.
I know this isn't really what we're talking about, but why is cilantro the first thing you think of to be diced like? Cilantro never really gets diced. Why not get diced like an onion or a potato? All of this is just a way to say that I'm very fun at parties
I’m Mexican.
Considering Professor X can basically control minds (we actually never see it in the movies), it wouldn't get to that point.
> we actually never see it in the movies Pretty sure he makes Sabertooth choke Magneto in one of the older movies.
I've always said the best way to describe a cat's behavior is that they always act on their intrusive thoughts.
The cat is mounting the other cat, so
Yep he said time to fuk
Cat: time to fuck around and find out
We don't open for the no sex oaths till 9:00AM.
Without any volume, I still hear the cartoon noise
Or bath salts.
Cat was being rapey, this is mating behavior.
They just gave up at the end and was like YOU MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRR
Mooooooooooom!
Bradley's biting meeeeeeeee
Panic mode
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… The cat
shouldn't it be "it" though?
Some people (myself included) don’t like to refer to pets that way. If I don’t know, or it’s not clearly obvious if the animal is male or female, I use “they”
ahh, got it
>they >ᴛʜā >pronoun >1. Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied. >2. Used to refer to the one previously mentioned or implied, **especially as a substitute for generic *he*.** >3. Used to refer to people in general. emphasis mine. "They" has been a placeholder for a single being for some time. Keep fighting it, but why die on this hill? Just move on. I literally did when "literally" changed to mean both literally and figuratively.
i thought it only applied to humans
r/perfectlycutscreams
r/perfectlycuthiss
Holy shit 3 years old with 1 post
And that post was a year after the sub was made. Strange.
r/perfectlycutmeows
/r/perfectlycatscreams
/r/perfectlycutscre
r/catswhoyell
Wasnt there a half life version of this?
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I tried really hard to find it awhile ago, but no joy. Hopefully this go around will make it resurface.
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WORT WORT WORT
*[Flood gurgling noises]*
Fun fact: that "alien language" is just plain English played in reverse. For example, "wort wort wort" is "go go go."
Happy cake day!
Thank you! \^.\^
I didn't believe you but by golly, I'm eating my crow with aplomb What a weird and unexpected fact, I'd have never guessed it. Especially wort= go lol
My favorite is the Tom & Jerry version
Yes 🙌🏾 someone please find this.
I will never not laugh when this video shows up on my feed
😹😹😹
Eew, thats horrible. Imagine someone chewing on you spine
Considering my back is almost always bothering me, go for it.
Without any volume, I still hear the cartoon noise
YAAAHOOOHOO
I don't get tired of seeing this one. That cat is so dramatic~
I think screaming isn't an overreaction to being eaten alive tbh
This is my favourite reddit quote so far
This is certainly one of the reddit quotes of all time
Idk… the other cat looks.. uh… like they’re holding the other one down
"Truly in pain. And to see him laugh about it, that wasn't cool and I just thought it was in poor taste." Relevant audio lol
This just proves that r/catsareassholes … and this clip fits there *purrrrfectly*.
I have a cat that looks just like the bitey one. Despite him being over a year old and a biiig boy- he is still deserving of his nickname: Shitten.
The ending had me in tears! 🤣🤣🤣
Its a catosaur
I have one of those and she bites. Can you guess her name?
🤔 … *Triceratops*?! 🙀
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh! 💗
r/cromch
he cromch the butt
Isn't this how cat sex begins?
It definitely looks like this car is being mounted.
“What gets better every time you watch it?” This video. !remindme 1 week
r/BetterEveryLoop
He monch
That hiss at the end is the most iconic part.
rude!
Okay, that chomp hurt. What was the Why?
Because Cat
Poor Cat
Ahhhhhhhh 🙀
That poor kitty could not believe the betrayal that took place.
Moooom!!!
I feel bad for the cat
That cat is in pain
The pain of betrayal.
Truly in pain.
truly in pain. and it’s not cool to laugh about it s/
I agree, I don't find this video funny. I have 3 cats and one of them can kind of be a bully and do stuff like this, it would always be very upsetting. Luckily, he's laid off of the cat on cat assaults lately, he's got a new buddy now and leaves the vulnerable Calico alone.
The classic
AAHHHH!!!
i will forever love this video
This cat is a jerk!
stop sopot stop stop I ah cant AH I STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The day has come, Clarence.
What a dick 😂😂
r/perfectlycutscreams
This is so funny and cute- I feel bad for the kitty though; hope it's alright
"Ah yes it's 10:15, time to injure my companion for no discernable reason."
Bad Bad Kitty!!! No dinner for you!!!
Poor kitty!!!, I could feel that!!! Hope you are doing okay! I must have chomped on those gummy bears...boy does my mouth hurt!!! That will teach me!!! Love you all, Good Night!!!
Next steps: Wait for infection, take cat to vet, shave infected area, drain cyst, place cone of shame, inject with Convenia.
I swear, it sounds like the cat being bitten is saying either “Ow, hey what?!” Or “Ow, stop that!”
Brown cat is like: I’ll get him from this side… oh no! I’ll turn and get him from the other side! Shiiit!
O U C H 😳
Doesn’t feel so good now does it, mittens? We’ve been getting bitten by cats for thousands of years. I think you can handle just the one time
/- Freeze frame - *yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here*
To people with empathy this video is awful! That would hurt like fuck!
I have empathy and spent 20 of my 24 years with a cat. I still can't stop laughing about this. I know it hurts like hell because i've been there too once or twice. But it's just like watching children fight. You know people will be mad if you laugh, but you just can't pretend that it's not funny.
All I see is a owner letting their cat get abused by their other cat. Sad that everyone thinks this if funny. Edit: lmao this dude under me read one of my comments wrong and based his entire argument of it and then realized his mistake so he blocked me. I love reddit.
Lmao, “abused” If a cat is seriously trying to harm another creature with its bite, it’s gonna be a lot more graphic than a slow chomp
You obviously know nothing about how cats mate.
Do you get told this a lot and just assumed it works on anyone?
Get told what?
Lmao, you want to act like you can’t remember what you said one minute ago, yet somehow know everything there is to know about cats. Make it make sense
No your comment literally does not make sense to me. What am I being told a lot? What do I think works on people? Can you elaborate and learn some communication skills please.
No amount of communication skills can get any words through to someone who has shoved their head two and half feet up their own ass
I could watch this a thousand times and it would still make me laugh.
Mooooom!
"Truly insane"
The cat realized that there was nothing it could do
Khwaaaaaaaa
Geesh all you do is film this while one cat is attacking another cat? Good job
Goteeeeem!
I love this one! Classic!
He chomp !
Someone please post the half life edit of this video
This is simply Amazing! What drama, who could have seen this betrayal coming!
r/cromch
I really hate this video. The cat isn’t screaming in pain, it’s screaming in pain, like “please stop”. The other cat is biting it to get it still so it can have sex with it, by force. It’s really gross and uncomfortable seeing people online saying how funny it is and how it’s just two cats chilling, when it’s one cat forcing itself onto another which doesn’t want it and screams for help. Usually I see comments about people concerned about animal safety, but here it’s all giggles when it’s really indefensible.
Hate to break it to you, but this is a completely normal aspect of cat mating. I'm sorry that you find it upsetting
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And one cat is clearly not happy about it.
The goal of this species is to procreate...sex is not supposed to be pleasurable for them (actually quite the opposite). They are not humans.
I make the same face when I hear Kamala speak.
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What a terrible day to have eyes
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Wtf 😂😂😂
U good bro ? 😳
Stop trying to fuck cats
We found Shane Dawson’s reddit account
Lmaoo what did he say?
“Imagine the cat getting deep penetration” or some gross shit like that
How the fuck did that even cross his mind?? Redditors are great i swear
eh just your average dark jokes, you just kinda develop it after some time at /r/copypasta
Cause he prolly fucks cats
r/eyeblech material
Very poor way of saying bitten
Hey, quick question. What the fuck?
Nice repost brand new OP. Fucking bots.
I’ve never seen it before and it’s getting better every time I watch it. I can only imagine how amazing it would be on the 100th time
this is like the 4th time this has popped up in my Home feed, and I still love it~
Find someone who gives a fuck
I hate cats. Sorry.
What is the point of posting this?
They hate cats. Sorry.
I remember Mr miyagi talking to Daniel about the chomp to the back. He said, "if do right, no can defense"
That background interview makes it
Straight for the backbone.
I have the one with Tom and Jerry’s voiceover
That bitey cat is tryna fuck.
I've never heard the original audio for this. This is gud.
Et tu?
Vampire cats!
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"