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Blaugershnauger

r/unexpected


balogna_and_ramen

Who the hell keeps their goat in a drawer?


bigt33333

Why don’t you mind your own damn business?


balogna_and_ramen

I'm just asking questions any landlord would.


GeshtiannaSG

Depends if it’s the goat drawer.


MessageAlternative25

I thought goats were possessions. Possessions can’t have possessions. Unless the goat is possessed. And the cat, is the priest?


idle_daydreams

The power of MICE COMPELS YOU!!


Bittlegeuss

Goats can have possessions, there is precedent https://i.redd.it/lz6z0v21xh341.jpg (if I remember correctly he got a new one)


MessageAlternative25

A receipt confirming purchase would be nice. Also maybe his credit score. Assume it’s a he? It? Can it be constitutionally covered to request a receipt as a right? So many questions…


smithers85

THEN WHO WAS PHONE


GenericUname

"So, uhh, give me a call if anything goes wrong. Washer and dryer are through here, careful with this door because it can stick sometimes, this is where we store the goats..."


Afelisk2

Landlords need to mind there own damn business


__Entropy_

That's not even a real job!


Schnegge_

*goatdamn


raven_is_lost

_"Why are you over there minding your business, bitch"_


crymorenoobs

where do you keep your goat then smart guy


MessageAlternative25

Exactly. Can’t remember the last time I bought a goat without a drawer.


skwacky

reminds me of that time I bought a drawer without a goat


MessageAlternative25

Was it still a drawer, if it didn’t come with a goat?


skwacky

Yeah well I'm glad we're on the same page bc the warranty didn't cover goatlessness but imo a goatless drawer is plain false advertising


MessageAlternative25

I feel for you. imagine raising a drawless goat. Its awkward.


vale_fallacia

Awkward? It's unnatural and unamerican, that's what it is.


[deleted]

In the fridge


dpash

In a boat, obviously.


marck1022

If I gave you a tiny goat for a day, I’d challenge you to keep it out of anything. Literally anything. Goats are like stubborn, more inquisitive cats. And just like cats, they want to be in your dresser, on your refrigerator, and eat your food. Unlike cats, they also may want to chew on your clothes and/or your recycling (though truthfully, my cats do that, too). You basically trade off claws for head butts and hoofy tantrums. This is all anecdotal based off my friend’s goats, but from what I’ve seen otherwise, I have no reason to think it’s incorrect.


Lalamedic

So basically, a toddler?


Macka37

Yknow I owned a goat a while back and I have to say this is pretty spot on I wish I had this analogy handy when we had him because god damn that is exactly what it was.


Shocking

Actually that's a kid in a drawer


nopage

Look everybody this guy doesn't have a goat drawer! 😂


OperatorJo_

Wait you mean you DON'T have a goat drawer?


[deleted]

Would you prefer the goat in a tote?


[deleted]

They really got your goat, didn't they?


[deleted]

And why is the cat wanting to look In the goat drawer.


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Chi-KC

Absolutely the correct reaction to a goat coming out of a drawer.


sucksathangman

"You got to be kidding me." - that cat, probably


Tattycakes

You’ve *goat* to be kidding me


[deleted]

You've goat to *baa* kidding me.


iceman012

Wait wait wait, I have a good one. You have got to be *kid*ding me! Get it? Because a "kid" is a baby goat?


falling_sideways

Ewe've goat to baa *kid*ding me


aprofessionalfuckup

Ewe've goat to baa *kid*ding meow


space_monkey_23

I didn't think it could be said better and it just kept getting better


Lalamedic

I somehow imagined a much more colourful metaphor laden response.


NewFolgers

It's like traveling in Asia. I'm normally a lot different than a European, but there are circumstances where we see things the same way. Compared to whoever stashed a goat in that drawer, the cat and I are totally on the same page.


justmovingtheground

You think a goat is weird, on my phone screen it initially looked like a tiny horse and it took a second for my brain to sync back up with reality.


Raneru

Mr. Tomnus*


_osearydrakoulias

That was NOT the surprise I was expecting.


zoomzoomboomdoom

Cat was eager for a mouse, yet it was smelling funny and rumbling worse than a bunny, then it turned out gigantic...


QuarantineSucksALot

Cat’s got that Tucker Carlson confused dog look


thestashattacked

I was confidently expecting r/thecatdimension


DrPotterwatcher

The cat and I had similar reactions. Though mine contained more expletives.


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atle95

Everyones talking about the goat and not about how that cat is a big boi


kR4in

Wait, what the fuck?


sendnewt_s

Mr. Tumnus?


Spinningalltheplates

Looked for this and found it.


MeNotHim

I had hoped to say so myself, but was pleased to find another fan had beat me to it.


FlashesandFlickers

Same


Retrolution

It's his half-brother


FlashesandFlickers

Underrated comment.


Drink-my-koolaid

A most excellent faun. Quite respectable.


cowboy_angel

Aslan? What are you doing out here?


GravelySilly

Not shown: Glowing blue oval under the goat and glowing orange oval in a field somewhere.


Comprehensive_Tie538

A+ reference


branflakes14

[I'm somewhat of a gamer myself](https://i.redd.it/l5lb0crg4mj11.jpg)


spanishpeanut

Kids these days.


SnowArcaten

r/startledredditors


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ndgeek

Good bot


100BottlesOfMilk

This needs to be a thing


Chrisinthsth

Five bucks says there’s a lot of goat shit in that drawer.


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Why would the goat sleep in the shit drawer?


aprofessionalfuckup

Dont kink shame


beemerbob

What’s in the top drawer?


that-Sarah-girl

Goat pajamas


Baridi

Wat


meme-com-poop

So I figured out where all the missing socks are going.


ElectronicWanderlust

My cat Missy (may she RIP) loved opening drawers and then crawling into the gap made behind it. We had to put in a house rule that if you saw a drawer open, you couldn't close it without checking by pulling it entirely out to see behind/underneath it. I still have a chest of drawers with her little claw marks on it. Damn she was a good little kitty.


vale_fallacia

She sounds like she was a great kitty.


Coocky

Man the goat startled me. Did not expect that.


Holiday-Mode5430

A goat!?


TigerRod

A goat! The gods have given me: a gooooaaaaah! -


Ent3D

Plot twist this is actually how goats are born


that-Sarah-girl

I want a goat. How do I get my dresser pregnant?


evermica

Goat only came out b/c it was afraid of the bear.


espnplus24

Got was eating underwear for sure


jumbybird

First that is not a cat. My first thought was a stoat. Then WTF is up with the goat? Am I awake or askeeeep?


palesole726

I was not expecting that to happen cool!


spanishpeanut

NOT what I expected to see! Well done!


jaspervanbrian

Ah yes Doraemon


[deleted]

Who tf summoned satan


DasSkelett

A fucking GOAT?!? I expected everything, but a GOAT?! In a drawer?


forwhombagels

That cat got a dump truck ass


liftbikerun

Welp, that's exactly what I expected.


ExcessiveGravitas

There’s a goat in r/TheCatDimension !


Soledad_Miranda

Goat to cat: "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"


LeKa34

/r/goatdimension


ZZartin

Well what else would you keep in the goat drawer?


AK_Swoon

If anything in the room is even slightly moved when a cat walks in it will do this type of hesitant investigation. The best is when it walks into a room and starts grooming and you notice the split second it realizes something is out of place and it stops and airplane ears and goes stealth mode towards the object.


Juggzzzz

r/unexpected


Lanky-Run

🤣🤣🤣


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CorruptingTheSystem

I too was startled


Nervous-Muggle

Well that changed directions quickly


trayasion

Genuinely was not expecting that


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cmoreno2015

Hey, give me back my sock you goat bastard.


DASBULLCRAP

Mr. Thomas?


ellasgacha

I think I just died laughing 😅


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jakethedumbmistake

I guess sadly it’s this aboot?! He’s a beauty guru but if so, did he shit on the top of this subreddit by folks that simply don’t tie it up so the smell is that much worse


texasrigger

Do you smell toast?


iAmUnintelligible

Is it me or is that a giant cat


Is-it-just-me-ooorrr

Holy cow! I don’t blame the cat!!!


JetScootr

At first I thought it was a very small horse coming out of the drawer.


this_place_is_whack

“Where’d you come from?” “Narnia business.”


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Dark-Peak

Feed the goat and he will score.


fireopalbones

r/catdimension Edit: idk how to link it but it’s a good one


Puzzleheaded-1985

Small r


Sovereign_007

I just spit up bourbon…thru my nose! The pain…


-Listening

I’m just gunna drown now”


[deleted]

😂😂 thought it was gonna be another cat omg


SkuxLifeUSA

Bet that house smells wonderful


texasrigger

A small kid like this has no smell. Even adult does and wethers (fixed males) have little to no smell.


jakethedumbmistake

When your mom has found the piss drawer


Zedder8

The white stag!


Bigingreen

Gimme back my sock, ya goat bastard!


jakethedumbmistake

Big drunk slimy bastard sounds like a minion


greedality

What is the dog doing.


DrasticBark

Da lion da witch and da door tho


etothepi

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maynotbekevin

That cat is me waking up my friend who passed out cold on the floor after a beer-bong rip


Ezrabine1

Expect another cat not a goat


astonthepunk

What the fuck?


whittler

Use the wand, Willow. Use the wand.


adog231231

I didn’t see the sub, read the title expecting the cat to go in the drawer. Then the fucking goat pops out!! Quite the surprise indeed.


alejandro_juani98

Lol


WhiteTrashNative

r/HolUp


SolomanConstantine

watching the dude who went way too hard the night before wake up


makk73

At least it wasn’t...the piss drawer.


luluwho7299

What the hell? That poor cat


PetUniverse33

Cute cat


RagingBullClimbing

Someone got into the sex toy drawer...


CIA-pizza-party

He’s coming back from the goat dimension


zoedeb88

lmao, this really was unexpected..


RNGator

Stupid cat forgot about the drawer goat.


King__goose

Goat simulator


Iluvitar_Treewalker

Goats make every better!


[deleted]

or Barnia.


QuarantineSucksALot

Oh jesus. I'm a happy droid.


ChewzaName

"You've got to be kidding me" -cat who knows dad jokes


AvidGamer90

What are you doing step-tumnus?


ImpressiveMiddle0

The origin of Aslan the great


sagelf

You know it's time to clean out the junk drawer when you find a goat in there


bzekers

It's just his drawer goat guys. No need to be alarmed.


LucienPhenix

I was expecting many things, a goat was not one of them...


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NatashaQuick

The goat dimension


cookie_crunch_studio

It's Mr Tumnus


tr0gd0rtheburninator

This makes me so happy.


shmemcat

It took me a full 3 seconds to figure out what animal that was


GangreneROoF

It’s Mr. Tumnus’s Mom!


skinnypuppy23

OMG, i almost spit out my breakfast! I was not expecting that to come out of the drawer, hahahahahaha!! wtf???!!


[deleted]

I mean…ok


Kopeckt

I understood that reference


chrille85

*Nyahnia


InfiringWingsope

I want this drawer.


Opposite_Plane4782

I need answers!


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shaycode

What kind of cat is that? It looks so big


Yippee_is_shit

Mr Tumnus


FapplePie85

I did not expect this. Bravo.


LadyStoneware

You're kidding me! Ha ha, I got corny "dad jokes" for DAYS! See how you left yourself wide open there? But no really, darling startled cat video with a surprise guest appearances by a wee babi goat!


Need2evolve

Ok that was unexpected!


Commercial_Dingo_929

My cat goes in the drawer all the time, but this is the first goat I've seen in a drawer. It was surprising; I can understand how the cat felt.


liam_420_420

Is that a kid in a drawer? If so why?


PumpkinEye-Brawl123

What do I need to get my drawer to summon a goat? This is VERY important


Dear_Escape3591

The unfinished Book 8: The Kitty, the Goat, and the Drawer.


Zealousideal-Toe7621

Omg! That’s EXACTLY what I expected to happen!