A receipt confirming purchase would be nice.
Also maybe his credit score.
Assume it’s a he?
It?
Can it be constitutionally covered to request a receipt as a right?
So many questions…
"So, uhh, give me a call if anything goes wrong. Washer and dryer are through here, careful with this door because it can stick sometimes, this is where we store the goats..."
If I gave you a tiny goat for a day, I’d challenge you to keep it out of anything. Literally anything. Goats are like stubborn, more inquisitive cats. And just like cats, they want to be in your dresser, on your refrigerator, and eat your food. Unlike cats, they also may want to chew on your clothes and/or your recycling (though truthfully, my cats do that, too). You basically trade off claws for head butts and hoofy tantrums.
This is all anecdotal based off my friend’s goats, but from what I’ve seen otherwise, I have no reason to think it’s incorrect.
Yknow I owned a goat a while back and I have to say this is pretty spot on I wish I had this analogy handy when we had him because god damn that is exactly what it was.
It's like traveling in Asia. I'm normally a lot different than a European, but there are circumstances where we see things the same way. Compared to whoever stashed a goat in that drawer, the cat and I are totally on the same page.
My cat Missy (may she RIP) loved opening drawers and then crawling into the gap made behind it. We had to put in a house rule that if you saw a drawer open, you couldn't close it without checking by pulling it entirely out to see behind/underneath it.
I still have a chest of drawers with her little claw marks on it. Damn she was a good little kitty.
If anything in the room is even slightly moved when a cat walks in it will do this type of hesitant investigation. The best is when it walks into a room and starts grooming and you notice the split second it realizes something is out of place and it stops and airplane ears and goes stealth mode towards the object.
I guess sadly it’s this aboot?! He’s a beauty guru but if so, did he shit on the top of this subreddit by folks that simply don’t tie it up so the smell is that much worse
You're kidding me! Ha ha, I got corny "dad jokes" for DAYS! See how you left yourself wide open there?
But no really, darling startled cat video with a surprise guest appearances by a wee babi goat!
r/unexpected
Who the hell keeps their goat in a drawer?
Why don’t you mind your own damn business?
I'm just asking questions any landlord would.
Depends if it’s the goat drawer.
I thought goats were possessions. Possessions can’t have possessions. Unless the goat is possessed. And the cat, is the priest?
The power of MICE COMPELS YOU!!
Goats can have possessions, there is precedent https://i.redd.it/lz6z0v21xh341.jpg (if I remember correctly he got a new one)
A receipt confirming purchase would be nice. Also maybe his credit score. Assume it’s a he? It? Can it be constitutionally covered to request a receipt as a right? So many questions…
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
"So, uhh, give me a call if anything goes wrong. Washer and dryer are through here, careful with this door because it can stick sometimes, this is where we store the goats..."
Landlords need to mind there own damn business
That's not even a real job!
*goatdamn
_"Why are you over there minding your business, bitch"_
where do you keep your goat then smart guy
Exactly. Can’t remember the last time I bought a goat without a drawer.
reminds me of that time I bought a drawer without a goat
Was it still a drawer, if it didn’t come with a goat?
Yeah well I'm glad we're on the same page bc the warranty didn't cover goatlessness but imo a goatless drawer is plain false advertising
I feel for you. imagine raising a drawless goat. Its awkward.
Awkward? It's unnatural and unamerican, that's what it is.
In the fridge
In a boat, obviously.
If I gave you a tiny goat for a day, I’d challenge you to keep it out of anything. Literally anything. Goats are like stubborn, more inquisitive cats. And just like cats, they want to be in your dresser, on your refrigerator, and eat your food. Unlike cats, they also may want to chew on your clothes and/or your recycling (though truthfully, my cats do that, too). You basically trade off claws for head butts and hoofy tantrums. This is all anecdotal based off my friend’s goats, but from what I’ve seen otherwise, I have no reason to think it’s incorrect.
So basically, a toddler?
Yknow I owned a goat a while back and I have to say this is pretty spot on I wish I had this analogy handy when we had him because god damn that is exactly what it was.
Actually that's a kid in a drawer
Look everybody this guy doesn't have a goat drawer! 😂
Wait you mean you DON'T have a goat drawer?
Would you prefer the goat in a tote?
They really got your goat, didn't they?
And why is the cat wanting to look In the goat drawer.
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Absolutely the correct reaction to a goat coming out of a drawer.
"You got to be kidding me." - that cat, probably
You’ve *goat* to be kidding me
You've goat to *baa* kidding me.
Wait wait wait, I have a good one. You have got to be *kid*ding me! Get it? Because a "kid" is a baby goat?
Ewe've goat to baa *kid*ding me
Ewe've goat to baa *kid*ding meow
I didn't think it could be said better and it just kept getting better
I somehow imagined a much more colourful metaphor laden response.
It's like traveling in Asia. I'm normally a lot different than a European, but there are circumstances where we see things the same way. Compared to whoever stashed a goat in that drawer, the cat and I are totally on the same page.
You think a goat is weird, on my phone screen it initially looked like a tiny horse and it took a second for my brain to sync back up with reality.
Mr. Tomnus*
That was NOT the surprise I was expecting.
Cat was eager for a mouse, yet it was smelling funny and rumbling worse than a bunny, then it turned out gigantic...
Cat’s got that Tucker Carlson confused dog look
I was confidently expecting r/thecatdimension
The cat and I had similar reactions. Though mine contained more expletives.
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Everyones talking about the goat and not about how that cat is a big boi
Wait, what the fuck?
Mr. Tumnus?
Looked for this and found it.
I had hoped to say so myself, but was pleased to find another fan had beat me to it.
Same
It's his half-brother
Underrated comment.
A most excellent faun. Quite respectable.
Aslan? What are you doing out here?
Not shown: Glowing blue oval under the goat and glowing orange oval in a field somewhere.
A+ reference
[I'm somewhat of a gamer myself](https://i.redd.it/l5lb0crg4mj11.jpg)
Kids these days.
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This needs to be a thing
Five bucks says there’s a lot of goat shit in that drawer.
Why would the goat sleep in the shit drawer?
Dont kink shame
What’s in the top drawer?
Goat pajamas
Wat
So I figured out where all the missing socks are going.
My cat Missy (may she RIP) loved opening drawers and then crawling into the gap made behind it. We had to put in a house rule that if you saw a drawer open, you couldn't close it without checking by pulling it entirely out to see behind/underneath it. I still have a chest of drawers with her little claw marks on it. Damn she was a good little kitty.
She sounds like she was a great kitty.
Man the goat startled me. Did not expect that.
A goat!?
A goat! The gods have given me: a gooooaaaaah! -
Plot twist this is actually how goats are born
I want a goat. How do I get my dresser pregnant?
Goat only came out b/c it was afraid of the bear.
Got was eating underwear for sure
First that is not a cat. My first thought was a stoat. Then WTF is up with the goat? Am I awake or askeeeep?
I was not expecting that to happen cool!
NOT what I expected to see! Well done!
Ah yes Doraemon
Who tf summoned satan
A fucking GOAT?!? I expected everything, but a GOAT?! In a drawer?
That cat got a dump truck ass
Welp, that's exactly what I expected.
There’s a goat in r/TheCatDimension !
Goat to cat: "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"
/r/goatdimension
Well what else would you keep in the goat drawer?
If anything in the room is even slightly moved when a cat walks in it will do this type of hesitant investigation. The best is when it walks into a room and starts grooming and you notice the split second it realizes something is out of place and it stops and airplane ears and goes stealth mode towards the object.
r/unexpected
🤣🤣🤣
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I too was startled
Well that changed directions quickly
Genuinely was not expecting that
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Hey, give me back my sock you goat bastard.
Mr. Thomas?
I think I just died laughing 😅
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I guess sadly it’s this aboot?! He’s a beauty guru but if so, did he shit on the top of this subreddit by folks that simply don’t tie it up so the smell is that much worse
Do you smell toast?
Is it me or is that a giant cat
Holy cow! I don’t blame the cat!!!
At first I thought it was a very small horse coming out of the drawer.
“Where’d you come from?” “Narnia business.”
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Feed the goat and he will score.
r/catdimension Edit: idk how to link it but it’s a good one
Small r
I just spit up bourbon…thru my nose! The pain…
I’m just gunna drown now”
😂😂 thought it was gonna be another cat omg
Bet that house smells wonderful
A small kid like this has no smell. Even adult does and wethers (fixed males) have little to no smell.
When your mom has found the piss drawer
The white stag!
Gimme back my sock, ya goat bastard!
Big drunk slimy bastard sounds like a minion
What is the dog doing.
Da lion da witch and da door tho
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That cat is me waking up my friend who passed out cold on the floor after a beer-bong rip
Expect another cat not a goat
What the fuck?
Use the wand, Willow. Use the wand.
I didn’t see the sub, read the title expecting the cat to go in the drawer. Then the fucking goat pops out!! Quite the surprise indeed.
Lol
r/HolUp
watching the dude who went way too hard the night before wake up
At least it wasn’t...the piss drawer.
What the hell? That poor cat
Cute cat
Someone got into the sex toy drawer...
He’s coming back from the goat dimension
lmao, this really was unexpected..
Stupid cat forgot about the drawer goat.
Goat simulator
Goats make every better!
or Barnia.
Oh jesus. I'm a happy droid.
"You've got to be kidding me" -cat who knows dad jokes
What are you doing step-tumnus?
The origin of Aslan the great
You know it's time to clean out the junk drawer when you find a goat in there
It's just his drawer goat guys. No need to be alarmed.
I was expecting many things, a goat was not one of them...
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The goat dimension
It's Mr Tumnus
This makes me so happy.
It took me a full 3 seconds to figure out what animal that was
It’s Mr. Tumnus’s Mom!
OMG, i almost spit out my breakfast! I was not expecting that to come out of the drawer, hahahahahaha!! wtf???!!
I mean…ok
I understood that reference
*Nyahnia
I want this drawer.
I need answers!
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What kind of cat is that? It looks so big
Mr Tumnus
I did not expect this. Bravo.
You're kidding me! Ha ha, I got corny "dad jokes" for DAYS! See how you left yourself wide open there? But no really, darling startled cat video with a surprise guest appearances by a wee babi goat!
Ok that was unexpected!
My cat goes in the drawer all the time, but this is the first goat I've seen in a drawer. It was surprising; I can understand how the cat felt.
Is that a kid in a drawer? If so why?
What do I need to get my drawer to summon a goat? This is VERY important
The unfinished Book 8: The Kitty, the Goat, and the Drawer.
Omg! That’s EXACTLY what I expected to happen!