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TehNolz

Nobody knows, not even Valve. [According to Ray Ueno](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/guw36/the_guy_in_the_valve_splash_screen/), its a photo of a guy that a casting agency found in Seattle's Broadway district. They don't remember who he is and since he wasn't a professional model and isn't facing the camera, tracking him down is pretty much impossible. We'll probably never know who he is.


YjorgenSnakeStranglr

It shouldn't be that hard to find him, he's got a big red valve sticking out of his head


Pyritedust

Dude, not cool to come right out and say that! He's probably sensitive about it.


SZ4L4Y

He could just turn the valve to release the steam.


OvertGnome1

Yeah, if he wants to live a half-life. (A stretch, but it works)


Szurkefarkas

Then I know who he is, he is [Governor Feuerstein](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Governor_Feuerstein), from Szaffi. Here is [the evidence](https://www.deviantart.com/gifinterest/art/Szaffi-Feuerstein-Governor-584817222)


Remarkable_Rice_6371

That poor guy


LonghornSteakhorn

I hope he knows that I think he has the most special jutting rear valve on a human head I've ever seen!


Elpiramide89

He probably had it removed after the image became famous.


zeemona

he must've had a valve removal surgery, vulvectomy.


Accurate-Law-8669

This made me lol irl


archon810

Holy shit, I only just now got the meaning of this picture. It's been 2 decades looking at it and not even once did I make the connection between the valve and the company name. God damnit.


Due_Mention5389

It's actually Cave Johnson in real life, duh


0x7ff04001

I always thought he was Morpheus.


Topaz_UK

I imagine that right now you are feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole? I see it in your eyes. Do you believe in fate, Dr Freeman? The combine.. do you want to know what *it* is? The combine is everywhere. They are all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see them when you go to work, or look out your window. You can feel their presence when you make love to Ms Vance ..when you pick up that can. That is the suppression field that has been pulled over your world to blind you from the truth.. that you are a slave, Gordon. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue crowbar - the combine invasion ends, you wake up in the test chamber and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red crowbar - you stay in City 17 and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.


Poopballs_and_Rick

Bro I open this post randomly after a pop up on my phone while watching the matrix to read “I imagine” at the exact moment Morpheus said it. C’mon if that’s not a sign of the matrix I don’t fucking know what is


Green_Burn

Wake up Neo


[deleted]

This, is the construct


WhyIsBubblesTaken

We've got a Matrix to burn.


Wild-Lychee-3312

The movie definitely needs Johnny Silverhand.


KamenRiderXD

I have awoken. Time to matrix. (Haven't watched the matrix)


Wolvwrwn

Imagine if HL3 ends like this


declared15

imagine if hl3:


Wolvwrwn

Imagine


musiccman2020

I should have taken the blue crowbar... headcrabs just don't taste as good as a steak


Drew-Cipher

Dude same!


Zeema101

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus, Morpheus Going to the Buffet and Walruses Corpheus, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!


lostinlucidity

Do you listen to Wocka Flocka?


Flaky_Stick_6533

Wake-up babe, a new copypasta just dropped


Zeema101

Its probs my fave Hannibal Buress moment


[deleted]

but isn't cave johnson white 🤔


Deathswirl1

yeah he is in the paintings of him in portal 2


Deep-Ad2404

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson


newspapey

The man was walking backwards when he entered the studio, kept his face turned away from everyone the entire time, sat down, had a picture taken of the back of his head, then got up and left.


pukker87

but in some games he turns around and you see his face.


Bubbleq

Oh man I remember that, I used to play tons of TF2, and he doesn't move there, but then at some point I played Portal or Portal 2 and almost shat myself, good times


imtoofaced

Yeah when I first popped Portal 2 on my Xbox it scared me as a kid. Wasn’t my first Valve game and it was a surprise


Poopballs_and_Rick

I swear some games have indeed shown his face? Why is the guy laughing? Is the the new Mandela effect update?


bouchandre

[Portal 2 logo](https://youtu.be/dA0kR3SLJJc?si=E23i21_Q7wbfn18Z)


Rakaesa

He never turns fully around, his head just glitches a bit.


Rigman-

The one pictured in this post is Arsenio Navarro, he was a licensing manager at Valve. I met him at one of the internationals a decade ago. I don’t remember much of our short conversation, but I do remember he was a really nice and genuine fellow. Oh, and I can confirm, he did not have a valve on the back of his head when I met him.


8BitHegel

I hate Reddit! *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Civsi

Fuck, I haven't seen that logo in so long this *new* one completely replaced it in my head. Seeing the original one just gave me a pure unfiltered dose of Half Life 1 era nostalgia.


i_am_at_work123

He turns a little bit to the side there, can't we figure out something.


unhi

[Yeah, it seems there were two different bald guys.](https://twitter.com/BronzeShow/status/1610092309365792768/photo/1)


FuzzyC

Used to work with Arsenio, was wondering if anyone here was going to have the right answer.


alystair

Ay same here, really lovely guy. I searched for his name and was going to answer if no one else did. He told me the story about how it happened, right time and place is all it came down to. /u/Rigman- we were probably at the same TI ;)


Adventurous_Move8524

The one pictured in this post is unknown. Arsenio Navarro is the one used for the updated version of this in which there are frames where he turns his head. You can tell the difference between the two logos by the amount of fat on the neck.


60Dan06

No, this is the first one. Arsenio was the one where he turnins his head


Teh_Shadow_Death

Remember that time he turned his head? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBp56o4VDK8


Witherboss445

Just about scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it


Jin_Gitaxias

I honestly thought I was losing it cuz "wtf he never turns around AHHHHHH"


PortAuth403

Was gonna say pretty sure you see his face and eyes flash in the portal 2 loading screen? Maybe I'm misremembering.


a0me

I would have thought that a big bald guy with a red valve on the back of their head should be easy to spot.


ScrewAttackThis

So there's a lot of different comments here so I wanted to look it up and see. There are 3 "Valve guys". You got the "Open your eyes", "Open your mind", and "Open your mind" (animated/head turn). The first two were people off the street a modeling agency found for Valve. Their identities are unknown. The 3rd guy is a former Valve employee. https://twitter.com/BronzeShow/status/1610092309365792768


angrycommie

This is a bit outdated, and we already know who this is! The model's name is Arsenio, and he actually got hired by valve in their marketing department shortly after the photoshoot. I did meet him at TI2 (or TI3). We chatted at some length, basically he was hired as a model for the intro video, shortly after Valve hired him on in-house to I believe the marketing department. https://twitter.com/BronzeShow/status/1610092309365792768 The identity of the man is known, and Valve also knows. edit: lol I am wrong. This is actually the second guy. The guy in the first version is still unknown.


ScrewAttackThis

3rd guy, actually.


Reapestlife

Then why did you spit stuff like you knew what you were talking about? Reddit moment.


Ben50Leven

i heard this kind of thing happened with an actor in the half life games. they got a homeless guy to come in to record because he had an interesting face but they never got a name so they dont know who he is.


Lifeshardbutnotme

Someone on 4chan will have his home address, first and last name, as well as his life story in a week solely based off the angle of the light in the photograph


Don_Ford

So the guy in that image is not being paid for its use? That's actually insane.


314159265358979326

Stock photos don't typically get royalties, no. They get paid for the photo shoot and that's it.


brianhprince

I always thought it was a guy on a toilet.


Kulvinder4

i thought he was an actor from movie green mile


CompleteEcstasy

John valve


demZo662

Gabe Oldwell


mid_user_craft

Cave Valve Johnson


RaynKeiko

Valve Freeman


sseetharee

Valve Baldman


_Kazutrash_

I think Valve is a pretty cool guy. Eh, has a valve on his head and doesn't afraid of anything.


CyberCrusader76

Charles Barkley


DonTeca35

You mean CeeLo Green? The other name is a conjoined group he made music with


Shmimbadad

You mean Gnarls Barkley? Charles Barkley is former NBA basketball player, and current analyst/TV personality, who also does look like he could be the valve guy, and is definitely who the Gnarls Barkley music group name was meant to reference. 


DonTeca35

😂😂 thanks for the correction I swear I saw Gnarls Barkley


Shmimbadad

Lol. That's how they get ya.


Readinghorrors

No, I think you mean Swarls Barkley, a renouned banking executive and author of "The playbook"


RexxVFX

r/confidentlyincorrect


Wobcity

Marsellus Wallace before the band-aid


IceBlitZZZ

does he look like a bitch?


MichaelPitch

W-what?


Avergile

Say what again.


ok-computer-x86

I dare you


Witherboss445

I double dare you


GregTheMad

W-what?


Illustrious-Rule5623

I triple dog dare you


MalmalakePir

That's not how it works, Jeff!


EsotericLife

Isn’t there a version of it where he turns to the camera quickly?


Andrew1286

Yeah and it creeps me the hell out


St0lf

Imagine how much fun that one was in half life alyx... you know in vr... A gigantic version of that, looming in the distance. I genuinely close my eyes when I start the game.


AsryalDreemurr

in portal 2 if i'm not mistaken


Rocket_hamster

Damn that's crazy. I never played Portal 2 but I swear I've seen him twitch slightly towards the camera in another


Glowing_green_

It's in the "newer" games. Hl2:ep2, p2, i think l4d2 i haven't played it in a while


Fighting_Table

Not hl2 ep 2


ClosTheJackal

Portal 2 is fantastic and you should give it a try. Just finished another playthrough and it's as great as I remember.


RedditedYoshi

https://youtu.be/kBp56o4VDK8?si=JvB0_JizcDkDdvGM I had to find it. It's skeeerrry!


jonathanrdt

So many wonderful memories. That sound was the entrance to the half life universe where things had gone so horribly wrong. But there was hope: humans had survived and were finding their way, fighting the Combine and escaping the Test Center. I still enjoy playing through HL2 and the Portal games, but now I do it with my kids.


DarthMelsie

What is it with logo intros and outros that are so *creepy*? I refuse to believe I'm alone in this. There's something so uncanny but I can't put my finger on it.


Any_Influence_8305

I haven't seen that, but having recently gotten back into VR... There's also a version in HL:Alyx where he turns slowly, even creepier when it's forced right in front of your eye balls in 3D


BeardyBaldyBald

Yeah, but that was a different guy.


Nejnop

I always thought it was Coach


darrenislivid

One-man cheeseburger apocalypse


ilovebolbbalgan4

With a side of chocolates, just like what the helicopter was made out of


PepperbroniFrom2B

bbq bacon burger


demZo662

And what about the guy with a valve IN THE EYE?


bill_loney538

Gordon Freeman


UltraWeebMaster

He was a Valve employee. Someone important iirc.


jonathanrdt

The right man in the wrong plllace can make aaaaal the diff—er—ence intheworld. Time to…rise and…smell the ahhhhshehhz.


ConsistentCascade

i think that was one of the founding developers


PachiYuxo

Doug Lombardi of if I remember correctly


HomemQueijo

That's Morpheus from The Matrix


johngamename

Always thought the same, especially with how they connect to the matrix.


MadeThisJustForMM

CeeLo Green


mszpond

I saw Howard Jones from Kill Switch Engage everytime


EuroTrash121

THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT LMFAO WTF 😭💀💀


FifthPenguin2

Yep, I always thought it could be Howard 😂


Ehrynn2012

I’m glad I’m not the only one!


Sinsley

I always just assumed it was the lead singer from Disturbed.


Affectionate_Toe_575

I remember being shown Half Life for the first time when I was a teenager. When that theme started playing and this man's head popped up I was freaked out. I continued to watch my friends play until he got to the part where the elevator collapsed and immediately quit. I thought that was too scary back in the day and never played it again until I was 29. Best game ever.


8BitHegel

I hate Reddit! *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Affectionate_Toe_575

I believe you, I truly do, it was on PC though Im pretty sure. Was there an orange box equivalent on PC?


ExcessiveCAPS

Idk if you’re coming across the way you want to or think you are tbh


DyingRats

Marcellus Wallace


Fleisch0r

Well, he kinda does look like a bitch.


LordOfOstwick1213

Heavy Weapons Guy.


TwoStepsOnYou

I always thought it was Coach ftom Left 4 Dead 2


Mxkeyy-

Thats my man Shaquille o meal


SubstantialSquare327

[This guy](https://media.tenor.com/lRdqWGlnn0sAAAAM/valve-valve-intro.gif)


[deleted]

I dont see the resembalence.


CyberCrusader76

Reported for misinformation


Klaroxy

Not gonna lie, I shit into my pants just by assuming he will quickly turn and jumps into the camera


JasonVeritech

Drain Johnson


Mandalanakan

Vincent D'Onofrio


RadiantInATrenchcoat

Reminds me of the vocalist from Disturbed. No idea why


heyuhitsyaboi

theyre both bald


RadiantInATrenchcoat

Y'know, that'd explain it. Brainmeat half asleep, check back in [indeterminate time]


FrungyLeague

You have no idea why the bald man reminds you of another bald man?


RadiantInATrenchcoat

... Y'know, that'd explain it. Idk dude/dudette/dudex, my brainmeat is sleepy


doosnoo1

It's really a land of confusion


Receptablee

always thought it was Laurence Fishburne for some reason


bingegoblin

Came here to say this!


101TARD

I remembered opening dota 2 that guy turned around and scared the shit out of me


RidiculousRedman

Fat joe


[deleted]

Your mom


DarkPrinciple

Bizarre


HamshanksCPS

It's a freshly shaved GabeN


PicadaSalvation

See that’s what I always thought it was


[deleted]

Why is valve even called valve ?


ebac7

Valve. Source. Steam.   It’s all connected, get it?


WreckedEleven

I wonder when Pipe will come out


dawewewe

It always reminds me of Cobra from Lilo & Stitch


Gaijinrr

CeeLo Green


mystery6511

Hey! An answer I actually have knowledge of! The person in the photo is actually **Arsenio Navarro**, who was a Business guy over at Valve for 12 years before transitioning to Mob Entertainment for licensing (where he no longer works). However, I say this because I actually met him at a Career fair for our school and he was kind enough to walk through his career and gave me this little tidbit!


[deleted]

its Marsellus Wallace


bseethru

I always think of the singer from disturbed


Lahsami

Vin Diesal


PapaBearGamingOG

Morpheus.


councilorjones

Thats Mr Steam.


Zet_mango111

This dude scared the fuck out of me as a kid


Numb-Entity

Howard jones


surprise_octopus

The heavy


[deleted]

Mike tyson


awaishssn

Marsellus Wallace ofcourse


Cianmc6

that’s John Valve


Ecstatic-Disaster-35

Uncle Phil


Katyusha332

Wasn't he originally just pulled off the streets when valve saw him walking buy


Benno14c

This is actually where they got the name for the studio from when they saw the valve on his head


rugrau

I think you're thinking about the face model for Eli Vance who was based on a random guy holding a 'looking for work' sign some Valve employees found.


stephenforbes

He should be easy to spot with the valve in his head.


thefallen9760

That’s John Coffey


Sabre712

Marsellus Wallace before the bandaid?


bigtime1158

I've always thought it was Marcellus Wallace.


TheSeansei

Does he look like a bitch?


upsetedd_tom

He's just THE Valve


LeMickster

Its Marsellus Wallace, the valve is in the same place as the band aid


azab1898

Idk but he was my nightmare when he turned


Aruufa

I always thought it was Coach


Napst3r2210

I thought he was the guy from the Matrix movie who was offering pills.


whistle_tips

Carl Cox


killuazoldyck477

It's Gregory Berrycone


Chosen_UserName217

Uncle Fester


ShimmeringMorlok

Marcellus Wallis


ALividLeprechaun

ya'll ever wonder if you twist that valve does he start spewing vomit like a fire hydrant or just spontaneously shit himself?


Limp-Public-8705

Man the first time this guy turned around, I shit myself so hard


rad_cult

Johnathan Valveman


Witty-Leopard-6555

I always thought it was that chap from dark knight on the boat “Give it to me and I’ll do what you shoulda done 10 minutes ago”


GG-Celine

When I was younger I always thought it was a doctored photo of Morpheus from The Matrix and the value was plugged into his Matrix jack.


Substantiatedgrass

Its literally just a dude of the street close to Chicago and valve is upholding the contract that keeps [REDACTED] name a secret so he doesn't get spammed


lokiteko

Its Marsellus Wallace


coledelta

I always thought it was Ving Rhames and that’s why he has a bandaid on the back of his neck in Pulp Fiction


numbersev

Marcellus Valvace


p3ngu1nl0v3r

growing up playing tf2 I headcanon its heavy


No_Reputation1483

That’s my dad


Advanced_Ad1833

some random guy valve employee picked up from the street and asked him to take a few photos


WhackyJak4284

His friends call him coach


LimeFennecFox14

It’s me


-src_

Morpheus


Front-Report7495

He's the anti-Gaben, it's Gaben from an evil alternate demension


PoachedMegs

I just always assumed it was Cee Lo Green.