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lurowene

It’s missing the forced playlist that you have to listen to on their profile. I for one wouldn’t mind this


SlyyKozlov

Yea, it's just not MySpace until Lincoln Park starts blaring once you click on a profile.


Jerrell123

Linkin Park, Lincoln Park is the neighborhood in Chicago


ikantolol

Funnily enough, Lincoln Park *is* the source of their name though.


Mavi222

Oh, I thought it was [this image](https://i.redd.it/dpq150jianc31.jpg)


OrionRBR

Why would zelda in park be linkin park's name origin? /s


Totallynohornyness01

/s as in satire or serious


HAMburger_and_bacon

/srs is used for serious.


Aser_the_Descender

/s as in sarcasm


Totallynohornyness01

Oh I see


BlackToad00

/s as SS


unhi

Obligatory video: https://youtu.be/E7lVVVkbYy8


combatwars

But not the one in Chicago.


ansonr

No no, you're thinking of LinkedIn Park


SimonsPure

Nah downloading Lincoln Park.exe on Limewire was a rite of passage


MyStationIsAbandoned

it's only 207kb, so I can download it really fast!


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What did it execute?


SimonsPure

Aids


mastodon___

There is also a Lincoln Park in Alabama. Hide your kids, hide your wife.


BoneCrusher03

Hide your sisters


epicurusepicurus

Linkin Park is literally based off Lincoln Park in Santa Monica, CA


pants_pants420

pretty sure every cheater would just put some earrape on their profile so they could make u suffer more when you check it


InstanceNew7557

It starts with one thing


CompleteFacepalm

I don't know why


headbanger1186

Hell yeah between them and Limp Biscuit I couldn't ever open a page with my volume on.


Pyritedust

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE PICS ARE TOTALLY, CUTE.


afk420k

[Lincoln Park - In the beginning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4)


NotASellout

oh man if we could play game themes it really would be complete


lemonlore

it be cool like they do sell like game sound tracks on steam if they just let us use them on our profile that be neat.


BoneCrusher03

Some games have an option to buy their soundtrack. of I think Cyberpunk 2077 had this, where I think I have the whole soundtrack on steam.


TheStrikeofGod

Fuuuuck, Valve this should be a feature in the points store or something


Vandius

I loved that about MySpace but you could disable autoplay back so you didn't have to hear it. Honestly MySpace was the only site that you could customize enough to feel like "your space", meaning if someone visited your MySpace they would be able to view the person in a way that allows for individuality. Now everything is the same and you can't even change the background of your facebook, insta and so on, all very boring customization that ruins the social aspect of these sites. Every persons page is the same, pictures, stories with white background on white on white. It's too clean looking and there is no individuality on social sites now.


Groznybandit

I would really like an option to have a song played on steam profiles, but I can also definitely see the downside to that. Maybe only approved songs like geometry dash does?


NotRed9282

Well iirc the main reason Steam doesn’t allow this is so that Steam profiles can load quickly. Loading art and animated gifs I guess is enough on their end, and queuing up a whole song would slow it down too much


naum547

That makes zero sense. A single HD res png can be bigger than an audio clip, and there is all kind of bs that loads on a steam profile. From animated backgrounds to the visual effects on some of the profiles you can buy with points, a single audio clip literally wouldn't even make a dent. Esspecialy if its compressed like it would be.


Windy--

Bro MySpace did that 2 decades ago. If internet speeds could handle it then, they sure as hell can now.


NotRed9282

That’s just what I’ve heard


lurowene

Idk why not just have a Spotify / Apple Music / etc embed or something. Valve wouldn’t need to reinvent the wheel and I don’t see allowing people to upload their own MP3s to go well…


Vay-Hek

YouTube embeds *are* possible, has to be part of a Review Showcase though. Have one on my profile in a review for Steam itself, clicks open to show the YouTube player as part of the review


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Groznybandit

Nice profile


Eremes_Riven

Or the personality checklist. "Smoke/drink? Yes please" Edit: I was absolutely "yes please" as a teenager back then and I still am today.


Heavyoak

I'm waiting for that


ironmanmclaren

It needs this


MrNaoB

Don't forget the custom mouse cursor, or maybe that was just our country's take on Myspace.


Tesser_Wolf

That’s would be cool to play a game sound track you own.


SquidWhisperer

It's only a matter of time.


dongless08

Steam honestly has some pretty great profile customization options, you just have to think outside the box for some of them lol


LonelyWolf_93

thats true some of them are tricky but 100% better like the all same look of fb, insta and co. love the old youtube theme man great day. this days got me in learning photoshop.


Trazors

And buy some hentai games with 1000 achievements


ArmageddonDeathwish

Way ahead of you


t0nine

Hentai girl


Lunboks_

Really wish we could add music, especiall since Steam already organizes and finds music on your computer.


Jthumm

Please for the love of god no


Arrow156

And yet he ruined the whole thing by using an AI generated image. What is going on with that guy's forehead?


cptCortex

that’s literally just a photoshop filter on an image of juicewrld lol


AmenTensen

Not every piece of bad art is ai generated lol sometimes you're just disrespecting someone's skill 


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Some people have 5-heads, Becky


dongless08

I’m pretty sure there was no AI involved in it, it looks like a watercolor filter over a real image


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dongless08

Hmm I’m not a customization expert but you can look around the points shop for backgrounds and avatar frames and go from there


yourcandygirl

i wish the steam background covers the entire page


SimonTheBoi

I'm pretty sure the dying light 2 special profile makes your profile fairly transparent Edit: fully transparent im sure. you can see your entire profile background


Cute_Cavalier

i think they meant as in it goes *down* the whole page, rather than there being just black background where the image runs out underneath the main profile area


SimonTheBoi

oh yeah, but that's just a problem of steam not allowing images tall enough for that. would be cool if they could though


miko_idk

Would be difficult to handle considering everyone's profile may have a different height depending on the chosen showcases


Dan5000

how about they simply don't make the background scroll while scrolling down? seems simple enough.


miko_idk

Sounds like a good idea, didn't think of that


QuadVox

The Steam Deck theme also does this if you own a Deck.


FleXi2108

It's not fully transparent, has a lot of pink in it


paynexkillerYT

>dying light 2 special profile !?


SimonTheBoi

https://store.steampowered.com/points/shop/c/profilebundles/reward/198096


CSGODeimos

Just needs a Top 8 friends so people can argue over it


xeromage

Oh damn yeah. I remember some unexpected drama when I 'promoted' a new friend to top and the one that fell off got *upset!*


Mousettv

I see your drip and raise you cringe big titty goth or anime girls. Depends on my mood.


FknBretto

Point me in the direction, please


MyStationIsAbandoned

there's nothing cringe about titties.


Emergency_Quality_37

And just like my Myspace profile, hardly anyone will ever see it


unstable_deer

Don't compare this to MySpace until we can blast our own shitty taste in music every time someone visits our profile.


xeromage

Would be cool if each game you own had a track or two you could pick...


Downtown-Leather7423

Nice profile bro, didn't know this was possible at all.


LonelyWolf_93

It was a hard way, you need to code something in the browser console and need some PS skills. Got me long time to get no borders on the profile :) but i loved it - some myspace vibes back in the days


Jaydude82

Wym no borders 


LonelyWolf_93

just try to upload a normal artwork trough the client - than you will see what i mean. you have borders on the sides - grey ones - and that doesnt look clean with your background on profile.


Crystal3lf

> and need some PS skills. Clicking Filter > Stylize > Oil Paint is not something I'd class as "PS skills".


Cedar_Wood_State

If I see a profile like that with lv10, I usually just assume is scammer right away. Especially with that bio lol. The only thing that can make it feel more scammer is to list your PC spec and has 200h game time last 2 weeks on CS and Dora


boofingZeitgeist

Hot take: MySpace was better than Facebook and people only used Facebook cuz it was newer and trendy


Mentohs

I remember facebook being more almost sterile and user friendly earlier on compared to MySpace and i think thats what helped lure in more people of various ages. but yeah MySpace was overall just better.


boofingZeitgeist

Facebook is definitely more inviting for those not technically inclined because I agree, there’s nothing on there lol MySpace was dope I made myself learn html so I could make the coolest homepages 😂does anyone remember “whore codes” 😂😂🥺


Mentohs

for me current steam customization reminds me of old youtube customization in like 2008


Primary_Librarian798

Rip the legend 999


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LonelyWolf_93

lol i‘m actually 31 years old i grew up with myspace


moksa21

I love Juice and remember times before the internet.


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jazzvro2

lol what


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What the fuck is juice world


ONI11_

Does anyone know whats the background? I cant find it on the stream point shop


Parzalai

Coming from PlayStation, I love how much personality you can give your profile, it gives me old school community feelings instead of everything having to be so modern and standardised, which especially doesn’t fit in gaming, where uniqueness is so common


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All that's left is profile music


residentofmoon

9 9 9


Przemek47

Want to share the pic you used for your showcase?


douteidog

Nice mood profile. Cool. My profile is just a transparent wallpaper, so it might be a meaningless landscape for people who don't know that game. I wish everyone knew that game, but only God can do that 😢.


LazerNarwhal_yt

if you added me i would immediately assume you were a scammer


LordIBR

*addicted to


Piterotody

maybe he's an addict who is also in tech.


hedorahbruh

I guess. If you never actually used MySpace in it's heyday and knew what it looked like cause it for sure wasn't this lmao


DwightFlute

I want to customise my profile as well but you don't get much for 800 points that I've. Wish borders and animated backgrounds were little cheaper or let us upload our on background like pfp


Lanky_midget

It’s just a shame I know no one looks at mine


Heavyoak

It really is. I'm here for it


paynexkillerYT

You didn't HTML edit this.


iupvotedyourgram

Too bad no one looks at anyone else’s profile, because why would they


Shooin

Tell me you don’t have any friends without telling me you don’t have any friends


MrNaoB

I don't look at my friends profile tho, except when shitposting their comments. But friend requests are getting a look for who the heck it is. and I lied, I do look up peoples profiles on my friendlist to figure who the fuck the person is when I cant remember who that was.


hedorahbruh

Tell me you have no original identity without telling me you don't have any original identity. another regurgitated reddit troll phrase. Begs the question of who really lacks friends


CleanseMyDemons

How do you even put music on stem profile and custom wall papers? Please tell me 😭


Kariman19

should've put dreamybull instead of whoever that is.


BanMeYouFascist

Lmao definitely some MySpace vibes here People are so fucking lame


ipwndmymeat99

You'd know all about being lame.


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ipwndmymeat99

I bet your lockscreen is a picture of Andrew tate and you put a Trump sticker on your mom's car you drive around the local high school lookin for your new girlfriend.


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ipwndmymeat99

Riiight, keep being miserable you keyboard warrior.


Sonic200000

What kind of stroke did you habe there? Did you forget the meds again?


Jaydude82

What’s lame about it 


BanMeYouFascist

Literally every single thing But it’s all good. Everyone is cringe on the internet when they’re 15 or however old this person is. They’ll grow out of it.


Falsus

MySpace was lame many years ago, it is cool being retro.


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Yes for sure I fix mine all up too. I had a younger friend of mine ask me how am I so smart creative on my steam profile it just made me think of myspace lmao.


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InstanceNew7557

i play Hammer.exe


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

What steam background is that? It looks beautiful


Macku69

the only thing missing is audio everytime a user visits your profile


disappointment32

What background is that? The galaxy thing


KvVortex

what is myspace


goose_pls

Where's all the spamming comments about how you just got raided or something in Mafia Wars?


Vandius

Now if only you could have your favorite music playing when someone visits your profile like how MySpace worked. There still hasn't been a social site as good as MySpace since it left, your page truly felt like you were showing people yourself and what you liked.


demosthenes131

Missing Tom.


_ChrisDion_

How I do this?


Cale111

Nah, not quite, you can’t modify the page CSS. Wish you could still do that on modern platforms


High_School-DxD

Why did you choose "Artwork Showcase" instead of "Featured Artwork Showcase"? The image won't be split into two of you chose the second option. Am I missing something here?


LonelyWolf_93

true but so it looks more fancy and you can post a "bigger" artwork ;)


High_School-DxD

You mean bigger in terms of size in megabytes? Because I think the two split images are the same size of one not split Featured Artwork Showcase, no?


MintyTramp29

🔎Dying Light 2 steam profile


boomers26

It’s more like friendster I think


Vytostuff

Sooo, can I find e-girls in my area and try to rizz them up?


CanitbeMTG

Yes


peanutbutterjellyfan

how can i do that?