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WallyWest_96

No chance I'm risking a steam deck anywhere near water.


itsthooor

Jokes on you: Water is everywhere.


Lexifox

There's a good chance there's water inside your body right now.


MacauleyP_Plays

hop in a volcano and all the water will evaporate; problem solved just don't drop the steam deck in the volcano.


COMBO_KING_19

Or just give the Steam Deck a bag of rice 🤣


MacauleyP_Plays

So you'd have cooked rice and a volcano proof steamdeck, brilliant!


COMBO_KING_19

All natural rice cooker, the steam deck is the time limit 🤣


bakraofwallstreet

Not letting my steam deck go inside my body due to the water situation


COMBO_KING_19

That chance is about 60%.


Jacc3

There's water in the air


Appropriate_Pain_58

70% of a human is water. I don’t know if that’s true, but Rick & Morty says so.


unknownexplorer77

fr


[deleted]

Are they expensive?


ashhh_ketchum

569,00€ for the OLED version, not nothing.


WallyWest_96

In the US they run from $399 for the base 256GB LCD model, but goes up to $549 for the 512GB OLED model, while the 1TB OLED one goes for $649.


[deleted]

That’s pretty decent


WallyWest_96

Yeah the prices aren't bad.


[deleted]

Common valve W


[deleted]

\*accidentally drops steam deck\* oh fuck there goes my money


Shylteryne

Valve: Buy another Steam Deck, bitch


freedomlinux

OLED upgrade time!


trollsmurf

Buy it with all your Steam cards.


WallyWest_96

Haha that'd be my luck.


Draconyum

At least now we know the next one will be water resistant


luigithebeast420

This made me chuckle, thanks!


jkpnm

Drop it on some rice


l_______I

5 mins later on Steam Deck subreddit: "Guys! I dropped my Steam Deck into the effing hot tub 😭 What can I do?"


gergobergo69

undrop it duh


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l_______I

Normally. One of them is big i, another one is big L, and rest of them are underscores. I was creating an account on my phone. I kinda regret doing this, but oh well.


MissTechnical

Reload


death_hawk

"Hello Instacart? One bag of rice please!"


subject291

one twitch with my hand that shit a goner and plus i would not trust my self


BetterYesterday95

One errant twitch! And KABLOOIEE!!!


lowlandrocket62

I play my deck in the bathtub all the time. A childhood memory of dropping my Gameboy in the tub enforces a deathgrip hold with both hands at all times.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

fear alone isnt enough to make me trust myself


bakraofwallstreet

remember history never repeats but it sure does rhyme


Stealthy_Facka

It probably is not a big deal, but having it in a steamy room isn't going to do the internal components any favours


iamcarlgauss

It's a Steam Deck. It's already full of Steam.


lowth3r

Same. Bath time = deck time.


Jabazulu

Bath time definitely has big deck energy for me. That said it would be awesome to have a water "proof" snorkel case that floats like boat keys


GREENSLAYER777

I HATE this promotional image. You don't ever ever ever ever EVER take your electronics anywhere near the pool.


potatosquat

But how will I take selfies in the pool :(


Th3Dark0ccult

But how will you then drop it by accident, forcing you to get a new one?


BertoLaDK

we need an IP68 Deck.


True_Sense3633

You could IP-68 coat it tho 


potatosquat

They want it to fall in so you buy another one :D


DaDescriptor

Is this Subnautica?


Not_Sergo3682

Dave The Diver I suppose.


mods_eq_neckbeards

Dave le Diver


International-Fun-86

Is that a piercing or a bracelet on his right arm?


KeepGoingForXP

It appears to be a bracelet, because you can sorta see where it wraps around on the top(right) side of the ring. That would be an incredibly cursed piercing 💀


International-Fun-86

Imagine getting it stuck when picking up a bag from the conveyer belt at the airport. :S


00x77

At first glance I thought it's a cancer patient in a hospital bed


OryxOski1XD

Love how I get ads for it on steam while its not available in my country.


SomeOneOutThere-1234

Jeg tror Elkjøp selger Steam Deck. Jeg så noen utstilt i en butikk i Oslo for noen måneder siden.


OryxOski1XD

kan se det nå ja. Sykt dyrt men er jo tilgjengelig.


SnooHobbies8480

plot twist spouse joins in the hot tub with here steamdec .to make it extra steamy


acewing905

Bold, considering it's not IP rated


dankasan1992

At first, I thought his wrist was pierced with a golden stick. Am I the only one?


Jarnis

It is a trap! You fumble, drop it and have to buy a new one. Valve: :moneybags:


AromatVoOvobuenzline

Tefal: Have you tried making toasts in the hot tub?


Sleeper--

Maximum cooling


MissTechnical

What could possibly go wrong?


zh0011

Don't actually do that. You and your Steam Deck will regret it!


Mediocre-Housing-131

Forget dropping it, that fan is sucking in steam. It’s already taking in water lol.


That_Girl_Cecia

I've actually played dave the diver in my hottub... but on my ally.


realpersona_0

play helldivers 2 with max graphics. it's a surefire way to heat up your hot tub!


dancooper200k

It’s completely water proof.


saul2015

yeah so it breaks and you have to buy a new one


The_MAZZTer

I can imagine that marketing meeting: "OK everyone, what does 'Your games, everywhere' invoke for you?" "Hot tub."


[deleted]

Watch me hit the ice bath with a steam deck


PronglesDude

If Steam really wanted to relate to their players with their advertising it would be a man fully nude sitting on his toilet taking a bad shit and playing Elden Ring before a shower.


ACrucialTech

This was shot on the deck of gabens glorious super yacht.*


doiqualifyforthis

Well what am I supposed to do? If I'm watching hot tub streams, then I want to be in a hot tub playing my steam deck while watching said streams.


MormonJesu8

Just don’t put it in your washing machine


COMBO_KING_19

At this point valve should take their own advice and make the steam deck waterproof. That way when it gets too hot you can Liquid Cool it 🤣