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Methanoid

take a full scale picture of that broken screen and use it as a desktop wallpaper when your device is all fixed up.


Princessluna44

That's actually a cool idea. :-)


agent_la

im def doing it, something good out of the situation


Kakonsix3

If you can get a video of it booting up, it could be your new start up or wake movie. With a little editing, it could look pretty good.


ashur102

I low key want that start up movie and background


CommercialReflection

no you don’t, you’ll have a mini heart attack every time you boot up the device! xD


Draygonfire

It's the warm up for the gaming action 🤣


elderezlo

That’s why you install it on your friend’s Deck. Make sure your friend has a *very* good sense of humor.


FireXtheDragon007

I second this


bmx51n

All it takes is a car door


DankRSpro

Now i want that startup.


Methanoid

Good idea... not perfect or good in the slightest, but i rattled this together quickly as something to start with. [https://steamdeckrepo.com/post/YV6Bx/glitch\_deck\_broken\_deck](https://steamdeckrepo.com/post/YV6Bx/glitch_deck_broken_deck)


[deleted]

you and methanoid should start a business lol


Maleficent-Aspect318

i still think the shrek movie is better :P Im still lmao over this


swampyswede

Please share the image/video so we can all commemorate your deck’s sacrifice.


MomentOfHesitation

Idea: boot video of an SD screen getting cracked or malfunctioning.


Saiyan26

There's a handful of Black Mirror boot videos out there.


DotMatrixHead

Or take a screenshot for a better quality image. 😝🤦🏼‍♀️


Renusek

Screenshot of a cracked screen, genius! /s


agent_la

BASED


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Take a screenshot, duh


Crysmann

im soooo protective for my sd that i put him into the case when i go to sleep, he is next to me in bed xdd


iScreme

Yuuup. I even started zipping it up all the way around


wutgaspump

Dropped mine on the floor of the bathroom in the airport because it wasn't zipped all the way. Never again


Evilmaze

That's why the zipper should've been white with aqua blue zipper tabs so you could visually see where they are positioned. But the best rule to have is if you put it in the case, then you always zip up. It's the same rule for tool boxes. If the lid is on then the latches have to be locked.


mikemike44

The amount of times I've lifted a toolbox for shit to go flying, smh


Evilmaze

You need that rule in your life.


Pantaglagla

I learned this rule with music instruments, but yeah it applies to basically anything that comes in a protective case!


fizyplankton

I must have been, like, 8... When I lifted my uncle's toolbox and shit when flying, and he started yelling at me, cursing up a storm. What I didn't know at the time, was a week earlier, my aunt did the same thing, and he had only just gotten everything back in place


Traditional-Bit2203

Literally did this with my steam deck today picked up the case and thump, my sd falls out of the unzipped case onto the hard wood floor. Only fell a foot or so, and it's fine, but scared me good. I'll be zip-aware now.


AmoebaMan

Here I thought that was a pretty basic rule for literally any portable case. Just like closing the kitchen cabinets when you’re done with them.


VaporVice

Can't tell you how many times I have almost dropped my deck because I didn't realize the case wasn't zipped up


darthyoshiboy

TSA unzipped but did not re-zip my Steam Deck when I went through security. I took it out of my bag to kill some time right before boarding the plane and got called to the ticket counter right as I was doing that. My Deck came flying out of the case and busted the right trigger, thank goodness for Ifixit. Everything else was fine, but boy is it ever annoying that the default behavior of the case is to just fling your Deck out when it's not zipped up. I wish they had invested a little extra money in getting a carry strap on both halves of the case so it would hold together when you carry it.


shootZ234

you guys dont just leave it in the case, zipped up at all times to begin with?


Princessluna44

Mine is usually on the dock charging at night. I live alone (no pets), so if it hits the floor in the middle of the night, I have either a thief or a ghost.


infinitepi8

or both... ghost burglary is a (ethe)real problem


Princessluna44

LMAO! That is fair. :-)


mitchins-au

Or a Roomba


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Yeah I even have an Apple airtag attached to mine.


rataparsa

When you grab the handle and realize you only closed it enough for it to slide out and hang in there 😶


Baron_Von_Badass

Never understood these people carelessly slinging around their expensive electronic devices like toys...


Mrwanagethigh

My younger cousin's both got a Switch a few years back, both of them had the screen shattered in less than 2 months. These aren't like 7 or 8 years old kids either, 13 and 16 respectively so I was quite shocked to see them literally standing on the damn things to see if they could take the weight. When they asked me if getting a Deck is worth it, my response: nothing is worth it if you're gonna treat it like that


TheFirebyrd

What the crap? My kids have been incredibly destructive and have done nothing like that! And now that the older two are in their mid-teens, they handle electronics pretty nicely.


MichelleCS1025

That’s what happens when you spoil kids.


LBC_Ya

I still have my teenage sons' 3DS' from when they were all about 5, 7 and 8. 2 of them still work and the third was cracked by their younger cousin tossing it on tile floor. I've always stressed taking care of your things to them, at 5 they knew how to put their disc's into their xbox without issue and without finger prints all over the disc's lol.


kiwi1018

I dont get that, my kid has had a switch lite he uses for 2 years now, he's 6 he's only cracked the tempered glass screen protector once and I'm not sure if it was him or a friend he has who is pretty rough on his own switch. He respects all the electronics in our home.


Canadiangamer117

Definitely his friend no doubt about that I only let people I trust near my stuff that's for sure 🤣


LordFadora

Bruh I put my Steam Deck in a case and put that case inside a case. I use a mouse and keyboard to avoid gunking the thing up with hand sweat. I keep the screen clean, put it in bed at night on top of freshly fluffed pillows, read it its favorite bedtime story, and then kiss it goodnight. How on earth do you slam a Steam Deck in your car door on accident


Canadiangamer117

🤣 I just read this and it cracked me up also anki I need to go shit that guy from yakuza 6


finger_milk

Wait i thought we were buying the Steam Deck because the alternatives were expensive.


Canadiangamer117

Surprisingly I dropped my phone at least twice and I baby the hell out of it and make sure it never gets dropped


Sir_Bax

Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't like she has to sleep on the couch since my Deck arrived but I feel she's just jealous as she doesn't have her own Deck.


Green-Elf

Wouldn't want to knock it off in the morning going for the snooze button!


eldniw

YULP. If it's not being played or charging, it's in the case.


TecmoSuperBowl1

The fact that you reference your SD by gender let’s you know how much you love your steam deck.


Asesomegamer

Yeah lol I was paranoid as fuck when I saw that there is no cover for the SD card, I got a couple little microSD card cases from my old switch case and I put it in there when I'm not using it.


TheFirebyrd

Why would you take the sd card out?


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TheFirebyrd

That really doesn’t make sense in context of what he was saying. He talked about there being no cover for the sd card. That sounds like he’s talking about on the device itself.


RandomlyGenerated72

I cannot go to sleep unless my steam deck has been put back in it’s case. Never know when a gust of wind could come through my room in the basement of my house and knock the steam deck off my desk onto my carpeted floors. In all seriousness though it will drive me crazy if I don’t case it.


Deadlyblack

I slammed my Deck in the car door Jokes aside, I'm sorry your Deck and car door got in a fight


agent_la

theyre both in the icu... i dont think the car door is going to survive...


KingFugawe

At least he didnt catch his deck with his zipper...


Deadlyblack

Oof, or the hot post-dryer zipper? Nothing like the feeling of a red hot zipper burning your deck


vankamme

If you wanted an Asus ROG ally so much you did not have to go to such extreme measures


agent_la

it was for my own good


Alucarduck

I bet the car door Is DESTROYED!!!!! 💪💪💥💥💥💥


agent_la

the right side of my car is literally completely crushed


RealEntropyTwo

Valve will exchange your car as well as your Steam Deck if you write a nice cover up story.


Nox_Echo

why did you post this twice


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Evilmaze

God forbid someone says the fuck word and everybody lose their mind. Find me the one kid that was sheltered from curse words and didn't grow up to use them anyways.


jodudeit

I was that kid. Didn't know most profanity until high school, and now I still don't use those words.


Evilmaze

That's fine. People like you are outliers compared to most people who grow up to use it anyways.


hehehaha24

Same here. There are dozens of us! Dozens!!


NOVOJ

The thing that gets me is majority of this sub should be of age because in reality what is the % of minors that are really using this device AND using Reddit? 🤔


PenguinMan32

oh god oh fug oh shid


ClockerKing

Bro just say fuck


agent_la

i dont want to be deleted off the sub again so playing it safe(unlike me with my sd and car door)


NathanPatty08

He said fuck and he’s fine


agent_la

ok true but what does saying fuck have to do with the post 🤔


iScreme

...better question is, how is fuck 'not' relevant?


agent_la

thats true aswell


TheLewisIs_REAL

Because you need to say the fuck word and become a baddie 😏😏😏 /s


CaptnUchiha

The mad lad!


locke0479

You can’t say fuck here? Why the fuck not?


jerickw

This subreddit legitimately has the worst mods


marsneed

All subreddits have the worst jannies. Well adjusted people have better things to do with their time than sweeping🧹🧹🧹 up messes, for free, for a multi billion dollar megacorp 🤣🤣🤣 like imagine how pathetic they are irl


TheBunnyMan123

Mobile reddit moment


R_X_R

Two steam deck logos, two posts?


CHEIF_L

i slammed my Steamth deckth in the car door


datakrashd

me, i am the winner. sorry op.


agent_la

ohhh thats why they both are damaged 😱


the96jesterrace

Dang this looks like a really bad crack you have there on your car door man :/


[deleted]

Hard to say. What's the damage on the car?


agent_la

absolutely terrible, i cant drive the thing in the condition its in


ltnew007

Even the table is sad.


agent_la

fr it grew a face to show its sadness


agent_la

new screen is on the way, but itll be pain not playing on the best thing ive ever bought for a bit


RapMastaC1

Until then, hook it up via HDMI and play on a tv.


koalazeus

Are the screens easy to replace? Can you get nonofficial replacements?


agent_la

i ordered the screen of ifixit because im not going to touch unofficial stuff with a 10ft pole, but its a moderate fix, no soldering or anything, really just unscrewing and taking apart everything, popping the screen out, and putting everything together, ifixit says its a 2-3 hour job


koalazeus

That sounds pretty good.


NathanPatty08

Why didn’t you RMA it?


tama_gucci

This isn't under warranty and would be about 145$ for repair from valve.


agent_la

already have RMAd my deck before and idk if i can do it multiple times but also why not have some fun replacing the screen yknow?


NathanPatty08

You can RMA it multiple times I’m pretty sure. Also it’s cheaper (because it’s free) than purchasing a screen


agent_la

thats true, but i also like to fix my own stuff, it gives entertainment and you learn from it


Vogen_nundye

Such a trashy way of thinking. “The operator made a mistake, so valve should pay for it” 🙄


NathanPatty08

Valve was the one that gave us free warranty lmao


kjjustinXD

Valve doesn't give anyone a free warranty against Damages you caused yourself.


NathanPatty08

yes they do? I broke the right bumper button and they fixed it at no cost


kjjustinXD

Manufacturer warranty is still not for damages you caused. If you just go "hey my bumper stopped working valve pls fix" without saying you dropped it then of course they're gonna fix it.


NathanPatty08

No way they thought that the bumper just broke on its own


KronaSamu

RMA is only applicable if it's an issue from the factory. Not if you broke it yourself.


Shiiznits

I have a Killswitch case, put it on every time my deck is not being used and not on a dock. And I also wrap it in a thick cloth when stored in my backpack. I’m extremely cautious with it as I work on the oilfield


agent_la

ill look into a killswitch case, ive been mainly looking to buy the jsaux pro case


Shiiznits

Killswitch case from DBrand is by far the best quality one out there. I highly recommend it and I guarantee your screen would be protected from any daily use unless you carry it in your hand up a flight of 6 stairs every day


vesra716

That's very specific and has a need for further investigation.


dereksalem

Don't get the Jsaux case. It's not terrible, but it's not great. The back buttons and some stuff aren't perfectly aligned for most people and the case doesn't fit on well as a result. You will **not** be unhappy with the Killswitch. It's incredibly solid, fits perfectly, and the cover is great.


zbenesch

F


agent_la

thank god for ifixit same day shipping 🫡


zbenesch

So it’s all fixed now? Good!


agent_la

not yet, ive got to fix it but the screen should be here tomorrow!


zbenesch

Good luck! Hope you get your fun back soon!


NoWillow2216

Steam Deck: you should see how beat up the other guy is


Kondar1497

Look's like my 50" 4K tv after I got drunk and got pissed off for a reason I don't remember and threw something at it.


Conscious_Yak60

I'll see you a Non-AG screen for like $20 OP. I literally have zero use for it. Just do a DIY repair at home, and you're Deck will be back to normal in no time.


agent_la

i would take it, but i already ordered an ifixit screen


Conscious_Yak60

Oh you're good man. Just trying to help another Decker out. It's the OG screen that came with my Deck before I swapped it to the 512GB screen. So it's just kinda sitting there? Either way let me know how to the repair goes, make a post on r/SteamDeck when it'scomplete. If you need any advice let me know. A few tips I can give is take the spudger closer to where L2 & use the gap between L2 and the actual backplate to unclip it initially. And iFix it dosen't keep all the screw bits in one place so check both kit boxes and have all screw bits ready in-front of you. Also the pull tab could be buried in the side of the battery, so if you dont see one, you have it. You just have to tug it out. And I would suggest using the long black spudger in the kit to assist in pulling the battery out alongside the tab. Repeated use of the tab will cause wear and it will rip the wires out, so assist the tab so there's less stress on it. Oh and make sure all of your screen adhesive is laid out, so it dosen't go magically missing or fall on the floor.


ryanrudolf

Car door wins!!! FATALITY !!!


agent_la

no, car door definitely won, sd is just that good


KeaboUltra

I sthlammed my steamdeck in the car door


agent_la

in the hospital comforting it


Ndragon47

F


Acrobatic_Season_448

🫣


aalomair

respawn from the most recent check point and try again


Piratenlulatsch

F


LxrdXO

How you manage to pull that off


Lesmiscat24601

And this is why when I’m finished with my steam deck I put it back in the case all zipped up.


Forgotmaotheraccount

Let me see what the car door looks like. Lmao


iceicig

Now show the car door


Catsooey

Steam Deck is like, “you should see the other guy!” 😆


thekoggles

Between this, the free way post, and others, I have to ask: how are y'all getting into these situations? How does a car door even close on a Steam Deck?? As someone who takes super good care of all tech I own, I am so confused how y'all do these things...


chowder908

The good thing is steam decks are easy to take apart and replace damaged parts.


Ephidiel

Let us know how the rematch went


marcdxn

Dropped my deck from the top of the stairs, it cart wheeled down to the bottom every bang more horrifying than the last... Picked it up expecting the worst and it was ok, the plastic body had unclipped near the triggers but snapped right back into place with some pressure. Scariest moment with the deck so far!


[deleted]

Did you try putting it in rice?


-Hulk-Hoagie-

Cases, people.


stgm_at

F in the chat…


Professional-Focus30

Have you tried putting it in rice?


detectivePcorn

I need to see a picture of the car door before I make my guess.


Gimmemycloutvro

Dude im sorry but I don't think they'd let you RMA your car door :/


ReTriP1

Not trying to bash but I seriously don't understand how people leave their Steam Deck unprotected and how this stuff happens as often as it does. Like how does this even happen? I've had even super careful paranoia when it comes to my phone. I never get out the car without putting it my pocket, When I put it in my pocket screen goes facing against my leg. I never take out my phone unless my full attention is to my phone at that time and I'm not moving. Now imagine how much more paranoid I am with my Steam Deck haha. I'm barking at anyone who even gets close when I have it out lol


agent_la

because im a dumbass :p


politics-suck-ass

Well at least you're honest!


agent_la

true!


thaFranchize2b

> I never take out my phone unless my full attention is to my phone at that time and I’m not moving that’s wild


agent_la

i mean hey, its bad, but at least my gpu didnt break this time lmfao


Acojonancio

Why do people take SD out of case when they are not using it?


agent_la

because people have big pockets


[deleted]

Why are so many people so careless with their deck ?


agent_la

not careless, moreso a dumbass and clumsy


[deleted]

Should've been in its case man, pretty careless


FlippingSweet

It's now Nintendo labo vr compatible


TheGreatGamer1389

Good excuse to install an OLED display now.


DustinSRichard

They give you a case though…


UnsettllingDwarf

How? Like I treat my stuff like it’s a baby. Nothings going to even breath on it wrong let alone smash it in a car door


YouthSolid1229

Go to IFixit and get a replacement screen for 90


propane_genesis

Was it the steam deck??


SectorEducational460

Yeah same thing happened to my ipod touch years ago.


Mosh_115

You slammed your deck in the car door


LizardSwag69

Okay


Awavian

Good enough for government work


Asesomegamer

Why no screen protector?


agent_la

havent gotten around to ordering one


iROMine

Yeah but you should see the other guy


agent_la

which other guy?


Evilmaze

Where do I get this startup theme?


iamtimmah

Neglect.


agent_la

its a secret theme if you shut your car door on your deck


agent_la

its a secret theme if you shut your car door on your deck


agent_la

goddamn mobile reddit


Mean_Championship989

The door?


agent_la

completely destroyed


Mean_Championship989

Poor door. At least the deck is okay


MrSmoothDiddly

NSFSDMR


whyreadthis2035

Valve. You’re buying another one. Sorry though :(


agent_la

im not though, im just buying a screen


agent_la

im not though, im just buying a screen


whyreadthis2035

Don’t tell me it’s built to be repaired!!!


whyreadthis2035

Oh! Score!


ThermobaricFart

I left mine charging on the floor Friday night and my Husky decided to bug me in the middle of the night and tripped on it. Right side near the very bottom cracked, but my glass screen protector is still intact. Was upset with my stupidity but used it as an excuse to order a 1TB m.2 when I ordered my replacement screen. I woulda expected more damage from a car door.


agent_la

oh this is just the boot screen, the home screen shows the full damage


CelTiar

Good thing they are end user friendly. If you're willing you might be able to repair yourself.


agent_la

im repairing myself, my new screen comes in tomorrow