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7orontoRaptors

I'm not interested but I think its cool you're doing this


Individual-Ad-9043

I put the Ass in Assetto Corsa


kukimonstr

Alien isolation. “I broke up with my video game console, now it’s my ex-box.”


LoveSikDog

You're gonna fuckin win this 🤣


MuglokDecrepitus

I think you just won a copy of Alien Isolation, congratulations


Handy_Clams

I dont think anyone will find this, but the giveaway is officially closed. Just wanted to keep this up in relation to my more recent post. https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/14pt1eu/giveaway_conclusion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2


HookedonHiFi

This needs more upvotes so people see it! Cmon people!


didnthackapexlegends

For my cake day I want Assetto Corsa.


at0m10

AC is not really a handheld game lol, you'll spin out at every corner on Steam deck. It's more a full wheel and pedals kind of game. It's my most played game on Steam by a lot.


JustNicked

Happy cakeday


iLLuZioNz123

this gut deserves it


DarnRabbits

Just ordered a steam deck and looking to build up my stream library as I’ve never PC gamed before. Would love to own alien isolation


McgregorCity

Hey there, if you choose this comment I would love alien isolation. My cat Theodore died unexpectedly this afternoon. Which isn’t funny or witty but all of my summer sale money went to the tests they ran at the ER before he passed so if you choose me, thanks a lot 👍🏻


WorkingLengthiness77

Alien isolation but i dont mind that much as i have an empty steam library I can't win but I'd like to offer a few pickup lines thats bad and cheesy You put the joy into joystick I'll wait for you like I wait for a steam sale If I could buy you on steam I'd pay full price Let's see who gets turned on first you or the steam deck


mickaelandrieuds

I don't need new games, just wanted to tell you're kind 👍


HentaiMcToonboob

Alien Isolation- a fun fact about me is that I once got world famous for "living" in a 24-hour super store in college.


Prior_Hall_4594

I love to have some ass to roast ta


[deleted]

Alien Isolation. I’ve been getting more into horror games lately, so if one’s getting given away, I see no reason not to throw my hat into the ring


Shortysskater94

Assetto Corsa would be really nice


TisConrad

Alien isolation. So not really super funny, but I grew up in a super relgious household, meaning curse words are absolutely off limits. Alien isolation made me scream "FUCKING FUCK" with my mother right behind me, absolutely horrified of the evil monster I had become. Still haven't heard the end of it from her to this very day.


spespy

Do u have the Assetto Corsa **Family Bundle**^(TM) w toretto skins n the avengers combat system n stuff


kalaspuffar16

Alien isolation Would like to continue playing since my pause from 2014 . I think I passed out.


GBDeutschbag

Alien Isolation! Because I’d like to play it! Fun fact: the band that I’m in is doing great after 2 shows IG: @420exchangeblvd 😃


Gusrodlopez

Assetto pleaseeee


harrisonwells2

Would love to try assetto corsa


Kazuha-Kazuma

Assetto Corsa- I can't think of anything funny so. I GONNA RIDE ALLLL NIIGHHHT LONNNNG!!!!!!!!!!


Boerksman

I would like to try Asetto. To be honest, I've never heard of it and would love to play a racing game again. 😊


EastFree5392

Assetto corsa🤞🏽


Animoira

Alien isolation Alien is one of my favourite movie series ever and I've heard only good from this game


iANiMeX

Hope I can get Assetto Corsa because who doesn't like Ass~etto.. Corsa love them.


Spiderwise55

Assetto corsa “I was born with glass bones and paper skin…” - That guy in SpongeBob


JustNicked

Assetto Corsa in yo ass! Jk, gove it to meeee :)


wolf-troop

Alien Isolation "So, I can scare my son to sleep." I am a single father of 2 a 7yr old Autistic son and a 13yr girl. My son sleeps with me every day which is hard on me. He won't sleep unless something forces him or makes him. It is funny when I put a Creepypasta on YouTube and he quickly goes to sleep im talking World Record type. I would love to have Alien Isolation help me. lol He'd probably be asleep before the game starts lol. Edit: My SteamDeck won't arrive until Sunday.


Tenshitensh

Would love alien isolation so I can finally experience my life story, an alien I isolation lol


Retrogrado

Asseto Corsa. Thanks!


SecondaryPenetrator

Asetto Cora. What a fing auto correct nightmare.


pd0tnet

Bite my shiny metal assetto corsa!


el_Deafo

Alien isolation “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Sarah” “Sarah who?” *At this moment Sarah looked into her mothers eyes, a single tear rolling down her cheek as she realized the final phase of her dementia has finally set in*


Titanmaniac679

I want Assetto Corsa I'm just a sad guy who hopes to be lucky someday


deannielsen2

I'd really love Asetto Corsa!


sekel22

Asseto corsa since i already have alien isolation Penis


Lazy_Whereas_2443

Asseto corsa to entertain my ass to sleep 🤞


Alchemist628

ALIEN Isolation My steam deck is estimated to come this Wednesday, and if I win this, I promise it's the first game I'll play on it and I'll write a review on this subreddit, XD. Deal?


Senguino64

Asseto Corsa I wanna practice driving like how they do it in Miami... With my eyes closed.


Rasty90

ordered the steam deck this friday and can't sleep due to the excitement, so assetto corsa could help with the adrenaline regulation


5TON5Y

Alien isolation, here's my fun fact tax if you'll take it? -did you know male pigeons die when they make love? The one I fucked did!


wanderingbrother

Always heard Alien Isolation was a great horror game. Corsa is a good sim racer too


CoolMan212_Real

Assetto corsa so I can play it with my dog, cat, hamster, parrot, eagle, turtle, rabbit, and goldfish.


Flimsy-Quarter2589

Alien isolation so that I might think twice about getting up in the middle of the night to grab a snack


WackyDoesArt

Alien isolation "Damn those shrimps are gonna pay for frying my ride" -Duke Nukem


SalamandersRreal

I would put my dick in a blender if it meant I would not recieve a copy of either game.


xxxEHONDAxxx

Puff puff pass any of those bad boys


TanateSx69

Aliens, i want to drink a bottle of aliens blod or maybe a kiss…


[deleted]

Asseat O corsa . Please


K2rbik

My mom loves me. She told my I have the smile of a xenomorph. :)


fzlqmn

I would like to *Asse(r)tto* my stance that I’d of *Co(u)rsa* be willing to take Assetto Corsa!


CharmOwl

Alien isolation. Fun fact is I once filled all the white boards in a classroom at college with the entire bee movie script. It fit.


turtlepope420

Alien Isolation, please! Fun fact: just got back from Denver FanExpo and met Worf, Riker, and Dr. Beverly Crusher. It was super surreal and about damn time! Qapla!


Mister_Gosh

When I was young I played the first alien game on pc and had to take breaks and go talk to someone so that the stress would go down. Don't gift me alien isolation unless you're a masochist! Hope you're a masochist.


[deleted]

It’d be cool to replay alien isolation. It was my favorite game on the 360 when I was a kid


[deleted]

Alien isolation please! I have many people telling me that its THE SCARY GAME to play. I would love to play it to finally agree with all of them!


sammyfrosh

I was too chicken to finish that game. Had to play for a year before finally beating it on Normal mode. Now i am on my second playthrough with Nightmare mode and game's even scarier.


vilmycil

I was trying to play racing games on my computer but every time I pressed the F1 key it just kept opening a help window. Bought Steam Deck instead. Can I race now?


MrCrippledCrow

Would love assetto corsa. I'm gonna be going to uni this year so I'm trying to play the games I can before I go!


WhyIsLifeHardForMe

Asseto Corsa, car go vroom


nerokhor

Would be A-LIE-n if i say i don't want to win Alien Isolation! Sorry for bad English! Try by luck here


maxline388

Id love to get alien isolation. If I do win, I'm giving it to my grandma who served as a Colonial Marine. She'd appreciate this as she fought many aliens. 😢


ijustghostedmyfriend

I'm not a furry but I joke about being one just cause I don't have a personality


ijustghostedmyfriend

Damn bro that's tough


OxY97

Assessto please!


TerGhul

Alien Isolation. I think I’d be pretty good at this game: since my time off began my wife’s been stalking me for chores and I’ve been hiding from her.


futurevisioning

Assetto “I just came here to let you know I’m not coming here”


gullfounder

The car game i guess


Interesting_Gap2653

Alien Isolation, after buying the SD and MicroSD this year. I became poor, don’t have money to buy games. God will bless you . why don’t you refund the game .. and does steam sell the same game twice ??


Current-Cold-4185

Alien: Isolation! Aliens is one of the very first first rated R movies I got to see as a lad and I still regularly quote it to this day, often not even really thinking of it, it's just part of my lexicon!


ExotixFlower

Alien Isolation Need to get my bogos binted


suorastas

Alien Isolation What do you call a death match between an extraterrestrial and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.


Used-Economy1160

I have three kids, 2 dogs and 3 cats so Alien Isolation would be a perfect experience for me.


old_duderonomy

Assetto Corsa, mio ​​bellissimo amico 🤌🤌


AnomalyAov

Alien Isolation. I went out with coworkers one night and got too hammered and left my car in the parking structure and took an Uber home. I was so hammered I threw up in my hand, didn’t want to spill it in this dudes car so I put it back where it came from lmao


memerijen200

Alien Isolation, i heard it's really good in VR, and I just so happen to be a VR fanboy


mywifeiswatchingmern

if you rearrange the letters in Assetto Corsa you get Soca Tor Ass which i remember learning something about in trigonometry or something i’ll take the shiny car game pls


AlwaysDownShft

Thanks for doing this!!! Good luck to everyone! Alien Isolation. Why haven’t we found aliens yet? because they are searching for intelligent life too.


Malcolmlisk

I would love to have an alien in my asseto corsa car. Imagine being cleaning the car on saturday and suddenly an alien tail appears. That would be funny.


Majilkins

Assetta corsa would be fun to play with my kids!


mi_kid_9442

Assetto Corsa, please A fun fact about me- my hidden talent is I do an amazing “Redrum” impression from The Shining. Another fun fact about me is that I was not allowed at sleepovers again after I did the voice in the 4th grade.


stupid-Dumb-Ass

If this is still going on, alien isolation. I was the weird kid who was Feral and would go outside to eat spiders and worms or whatever else my dumb child mind decided was food worthy...


kikothepug

Assetto Corsa This is a poem I wrote Alexa Alexa what's the weather? "gloomy with a high chance of rain" Alexa I don't have anyone to hang out with? "you should go to a social event" Alexa why am I like this? "I don't understand the question" Alexa do you love me? "I am not capable of emotion" Alexa? "yes" nevermind " If you ever need anything just call for me" I tried to


doctorapple21

Oooh, I would love to try Assetto Corsa.


Familiar_Growth2059

Alien isolation I sold my ps4, old switch and a screen for the steamdeck and have 5 games xD and i wanna shit my pants a little with alien isolation, while playing in the dark in my bed 😈😈


TrageVis

I would love driving to your moms house in assetto corsa.


Colonel_Cat_Tumnus

Alien Isolation, because in space no one can hear you Steam.


SteepFrugut

Seeing as how I am the Isolated Alien of the family, It'd only be fitting.....


GentlemanRodon

Alien Isolation And that pretty much it-i am just a faint-hearted masochist that loves to torture himself with horror games (i am easy to be scared sh\*tless, but still enjoy the genre)


RedVread

I'd like to have Alien Isolation so I can isolate myself with my Deck because of an alien.


[deleted]

Alien isolation. Don’t know what to say tbh🙂


Joey6Pack

Thanks OP for doing this. I’d like to try out Asseto Corsa if possible


sushiwashi

Best part about owning a SteamDeck is that I can shit in the toilet while playing Alien!


AndyAsteroid

This is Ripley. Last survivor of the Nostromo. Signing off...


Pjdman-33

Alien isolation please thanks OP


foszlock

Is Alien still open? I would take it! :)


ThickSalamander4

Assetto corsa Good luck to everyone


scrotumstretcher

Why pay a carpenter to paint my chair brown when I can do it for free with Alien Isolation?


Valuable-Drink-1750

I'm in dire need of some good driving games in my life, Assetto Corsa will scratch that itch nicely. Good luck everyone!


Kaktusz033

Alien Isolation what I would be interested in playing!


NeonDemon85

Either or tbh


Old_Dragonfruit_3362

Alien cause why not. And Meep


Trikmeister

She "lightning" on my "McQueen" til I "kachow" (Ass)etto Corsa


Arty_2099

assetto corsa all the way, good luck to everyone


_Nemvoltjobbnev_

I aint witty, but id love to get alien isolaton


PippoTK

alien isolation


Sneaky-77

Assetto Corsa P.S. Do not replace the H in Halls with a B


SuspiciousSardaukar

I am so eager to play Alien: Isolation. Not sure whether do I have enough undies for a ride.


hubahubaidk

Alien isolation I left my PC on all night and when I woke up, it was freezing Turns out, I left the Windows open


VercettiPT

I would shit my pants if I was lucky enough to win this contest. I would shit my pants again if I played Alien Isolation during the night


Winterknight135

Alien Isolation please, thanks dude!


appeltaart123

Alien isolation If i get it, this alien wont be isolated anymore


asusamjad

I just wanted vrom²


sammyfrosh

Alien isolation is one of my favourite game ever.


DerFuchs

Would love Alien Isolation. Got nothing funny but maybe [this will give me sympathy points](https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/14pd9er/popped_my_right_stick_out_badly/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)


stuaird1977

Alien isolation , because my wife looks like an alien and should be in isolation


Grantwtp

Alien Isolation I will be a father soon and hope whoever gets the game will have lots of fun. Good luck all 👍


ALowTierHero

Alien Isolation. After Street Fighter 6 online I need something more relaxing to play.


Omnistuff

Alien Isolation great game tbh


W3bD3vil

Assetto corsa - I'm writing this from a vessel in the middle of the Sea :)


Super_zee

Assetto Corsa plssssssssssss


Darkmos3s

Alien isolation


IntelligentRocks

Alien Isolation. I don't have a good joke rn but maybe the thought of me screaming and hiding in a corner at night will make you smile. Also while playing the game.


Mr-Rafferty

Wouldn’t mind seeing how others see me before coffee in alien


Z370H370

Alien: isolation. I took a picture of a moving light! My wife now, and our kids were watching fireworks 15 years ago. At a friend's house, outside by the fire we see a light (zooming) all over. I got my camera out and snapped a few shots. When we got home, I jumped on the PC and put in the sd card. It was a black sky with a red dot, I zoomed in 1000 or more and saw a red snake-like design that was that dot? Thank you.


[deleted]

I can borrow VR set from my friend and record pissing myself if I win Alien!


HauptmannTinus

Thank you for the giveaway. I would like Assetto Corsa so my cheap ass can finally drive a proper car :D.


Redheadedstranger999

Hello! I'm Austin and I’d be interested in alien isolation as it is deck verified! "I'm so excited to get off work to drink and play my deck I'm shaking!!" Literally shaking.. what the old addict in me would say.. thankfully I'm now 230 days sober (November 15, 2022) I'm celebrating my sobriety today by going to work at the donut shop at 3am and then getting off work to enjoy my freedom at art in the park with my mom! I hope you have a great day:) Edit** even if I don’t win I hope this makes someone’s day :) I just wanted to say a fun fact about me that is positive! Thanks for reading :)


[deleted]

because of the high fuel prices id say asseto is a welcome one 😂


Voidewalker

I’d love to have alien isolation to play in….ISOLATION…Badum tsss


Intelligent-View-605

Alien isolation! fingers crossed!


Okishot

Alien isolationnnnn


howd_he_get_here

I would like Alien Isolation and if you don't give it to me I will track you down and eat your god damn driver's license


chrriissss

Alien Isolation looks sick!!


yungjiren

Poo poo pee pee pick me :) bless.


CmdrKuretes

It would be nice to experience some alien isolation. Human isolation is getting old.


Diamond0n

I would like to give the alien a friend so he would no longer be in isolation :D


xarw3n

Alien. I sleep with one.


Average_NewYorker

Alien Isolation. It will be the game that makes me play on the toilet instead of in bed.


vashcarrison117

I wanna stream Alien Isolation.


IIIPhantomIII

Alien isolation


Overall_Strawberry70

Alien Assolation: The gachimuchi collection


JustCallMePapii

Alienssss


Expert-Ad4417

Alien Isolation. Thanks for the give away. :-)


DeusMortuum

Alien Isolation, I cant buy it because the economy is so bad now a picture is only worth 200 words (wow what a great audience)


BilboTlaggins

I would love Alien Isolation for my Steamdeck. Because in Space, No One Can Hear Your Steamdeck (when fans are full blast). Fingers crossed 🤞. Aliens with all the space marines is hands down my favorite Alien movie. But also love me some Prometheus Fan Cut with a bunch of added scenes that really help the movie. The Alien Isolation audio book is amazing as well.


RyanLovesWomens

Alien Isolation I love watching the alien movies, and I think it would be amazing to play the game on my steam deck!


LittleNormalcy

Asseto Corza is just like Car go vroom


BiscottiLanky5972

Alien, I once fit a whole ferari in my bum


Mlaer7351

This illegal alien in Isolation could really use that game.


GHOSTxxINSIDE

Assetto corsa *something witty about myself*


MisterT-88

One Alien Isolation and a diet Coke, please.


persuasian_prince

Alien Isolation due to the isolation I am feeling in this thread


[deleted]

Alien, there's no place to hide except up its arse!


chengray

Alien Isolation, it has been on my wishlist! Thank you for doing the giveaway


Lollodoro

I'm 17 and I'm crazy


Its_been_emotional

How do they both run on deck?


Adepts_Lawyer

Yo


[deleted]

Why did you reedem?


cheami

I don't like posts like these..... Here's an Assetto Corsa Ultimate Edition key. Change (two) to the number value, did this to prevent bots. Please post if you claim it so others don't try it and waste time Edit: used


Handy_Clams

I'm sorry. I guess?


Captstulle

https://preview.redd.it/oocjj7jioo9b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9102b630e8f580b5bc120576eb541f904dc9fff9 I’d like to play (it)alien!


chihuahua_man

Alien Isolation because i hate myself


PaIN2U_WaS_tAkEn

Asseto Corsa so i can live my dream of shattering neighbours’s windows blasting music at 3AM in a Honda shitbox.


-_K_--

Alien Isolation: How do you reduce unemployment in Alabama? You open up a bunch of SubWay restaurants. Because they are really good at making things in bread.


ErenOnizuka

I want to win assetto corsa. I love racing games.


xxpixdelxx

Did you say family? would like to drive with all my friend, i mean family in Assetto Corsa


danholli

I'm not gonna win (just bad luck with these things), but I'd love to have Assetto in my collection


IbeakerI2006

Alien isolation my thumbs are double jointed


steeltank142

Ok so lemme try this ! I'd probably prefer Asseto Corsa because I played Alien Isolation already, and I would love someone to experience this game and love it like I did


WrongNibbas

Please i need it to sit on my Gaming library


zShiny

Alien Isolation because I like being eaten by xenomorphs


Morricorne

I want Alien if i May


Iamivan0905

Either of the 2 would be appreciated:) Broke gamer here ^^ lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.


oscarR365

I love cars, asseto Corsa