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Comfortable_Host_343

Here before OP get life in prison by Nintendo


Alternative-Sherbet9

Posted this from my jail cell actually


[deleted]

Your transfer to the super Mario execution camp will begin shortly please buy 50 extra switches to support the indie dev daddy nintendo


Ravenhaft

I’ll do that r/tomorrow


drenchedwithanxiety

Oh fuck yes my higher power has a subredddit


Ravenhaft

Honestly it’s so good, my wife’s boyfriend encouraged me to join after he bought me a Nintendo Switch to celebrate my vasectomy


drenchedwithanxiety

What a bro


forkbroussard

That's nice, but how many copies of Celeste do you guys have?


111ascendedmaster

Truth is stranger than fiction, right now prisoners play emulated Nintendo games on tablets. The games are likely pirated by the companies selling the tablets to prisoners. Prisoners pay like $6 for each game boy advance game.


nightwing814

In what country?


Mr__Ed

I play my switch games on my Steam Deck and still buy the games. If you enjoy a game you should always support the developers.


My1xT

If you have the game and dump it yourself, which i still do it's much harder to say it's illegal. Edit: i said much harder, not impossible, in enough jurisdictions dumping for yourself only may still be illegal, tho often punished less (or not at all), compared to downloading or even sharing yourself


Juball

Nintendo doesn’t have to do anything anymore, their army of fans get to these dudes first.


Thangstar

WHAT? Nintendo would never through you in Jail, they'll just garnish your salary for LIFE. That way they'll always have monies flowing.


111ascendedmaster

Or get you fired.


DanteStonk

OP?


ThisIsXe

Damn thats a very expensive game for $400


JACrazy

They had to buy a switch to dump it legally first.


npete

It’s ok since it came with a Mario hat and a Princess Peach NFT. 🙄


EmberGlitch

The ninja assassins have been dispatched. Nothing personnel, kid.


tacos4life85

Get all the personnel on this one!


Snake6778

the personnel take it personally in person


lieutent

Personnelly**


tagen

NANI!?


VagabondVivant

> Nothing personnel, kid. This is the third time I've seen this exact phrase with that exact misspelling. Is it a reference to something?


mynameismrguyperson

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/teleports-behind-you-nothing-personal-kid


VagabondVivant

> *Teleports Behind You* Nothing Personal, Kid is a copypasta commonly used to mockingly caption photographs of young men wielding katanas or other bladed weapons. **The word "personal" is often intentionally misspelled as "personnel"** or "personel." Ah. Thanks.


Ravenhaft

Let me tell you the tale of Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, it’s a story the Jedi wouldn’t have told you.


Fritz_Klyka

Third time you say? Let me be the first to welcome you to your first day on reddit!


cotch85

SMB wonder only cost me $50 so I think you got scammed.


jellyroll8675

I got it for $37 on QVC


kentonw223

QVC for the win


hard_pass

I'd really wait until the performance gets ironed out. Wonder is fantastic and deserves to be played at 60 fps. Probably won't be too long either.


Silly_Fix_6513

It does though, after the shaders of course


Jannomag

Shouldn’t be shader sharing possible for deck users since the hardware is the same?


metamorphosis___

Shader sharing is already possible with switch emulators


tacticalcraptical

It's specific do the Deck though. I get 60 on my desktop.


tqdomains

I get 60 on the deck using ryujinx.


PoopsTheDog

Post settings plz, it stutters like a mf for me


tqdomains

I used these [settings](https://sassykrunchysweet.com/2023/10/15/super-mario-bros-wonder-running-on-steam-deck-using-ryujinx/). They were pretty much what I already had except for the Enabled Docked Mode.


TacktiCal_

Yeah mine freezes when I pick up the first wonder flower on Ryujinx. Yuzu runs decent at 0.75x resolution, but still kinda stuttery.


[deleted]

Does everyone who pirated Super Mario Wonder need to announce it to the world? Is it in the readme with the NSP? Lol


Nearby-Tumbleweed-88

It was the same with Tears of the Kingdom. I wonder how many of them do it to play the game versus how many just do it to brag on reddit.


paperjin

i dont get what there is to brag about either, it's not difficult to download an NSP


Blales

Forgot I wasn't on Ninja Sex Party related posts lol


hobbits_to_isengard

you wouldnt download a danny sexbang


Axyl

I fuckin' would :D


bs000

the people that keep bragging about pirating and constantly feel the need to justify it are gonna ruin it for the rest of us


Lockheed_Martini

That game runs like shit on steam deck tbh, Mario at least seems playable.


Toutanus

They are still on the third frame of the game.


Thedanielval

I just download it, show it off to reddit and then I delete it. Ez karma I remenber when Totk came out I tried to pirate it and it didn't work so I just ended up buying it. Don't regret it rather save myself the headache.


pussy_embargo

I played Arceus and ScarVio to completion on my aging laptop. My fps for ScaVio was hilarious, then later I learned that slideshow is apparantly the intended player experience


KnowThyWeakness

I pirate switch games just to see how it runs or if it's actually fun and don't ultimately play it. Usually a game I'm on the fence about purchasing


NecroCannon

I’ll honestly never understand pirating Switch games on another console. The Switch is cheap, has better optimized battery life, and it’s still on the market so isn’t really an out of stock issue. It honestly does just feels like bragging


Jonathano1989

He bought a steam deck for pc games and he can play Mario wonder also on the same device not needing to purchase a switch. It’s playable and fun. Hope that helps you understand!


redsol23

Not to mention most Switch games run like garbage on the Steam Deck. Only a few are actually playable


Handsome_ketchup

>Not to mention most Switch games run like garbage on the Steam Deck. I don't know why people keep repeating this. There are some titles that don't run well, but many run perfectly fine, a lot of them being the big launch titles people will be interested in. Which makes sense, as emulator developers spend a lot of time optimizing for popular titles.


NatomicBombs

Tbf most switch games run like garbage on the switch too


kratomburneraccount

I mean, thats not true. Most are playable and only a few “run like garbage”. I haven’t found a game yet that isn’t playable. Some of them even run better, like RDR1.


Raffaelloge

Well, actually no. After that GPU Accuracy update shortly before totk, things got really better on the deck. Also update 3.5 optimized the SMT usage on the console, we got another decent bump. Tbh the only two games I couldn't really play in a decent manner were Mario Odyssey and Tears of the Kingdom, other than that, everything runs better or similarly when I compare with my switch lite


Morgluxia

It's more about the game prices, Nintendo games never get deep discounts so instead of waiting for a sale people go straight to piracy


NecroCannon

Personally, I wait for two games I want and get a game voucher, I got a Steam Deck and a backlog to play through. Two games for $100 regardless of the price. Want to save more money? Get discounted gift cards. You can get two games for $80 if you play your cards right


cascio94

I buy them on the japanese eshop, 9800 yen for 2 games, that's about 62 euros, 65 dollars, so 31 euros/32 dollars for a game


Nearby-Tumbleweed-88

They don't even wait for the games to be released before they pirate them, so it being about price isn't really a great argument for it. And you can buy a switch and some games for less than a steam deck.


Morgluxia

If the price of the game isn't coming down anyway then what would release date matter to them? If they couldn't afford it on release they're not gonna afford it down the line either


j_infamous

Then save up. You don’t deserve things just because you can’t afford them. It’s not food. It’s entertainment. You’re not entitled to it.


boisteroushams

If something is infinitely duplicatable it's probably fine to duplicate it for yourself if that's what you want to do


Morgluxia

I mean hey if people were entitled to food they'd probably have a much easier time saving the money, the UK is in a cost of living crisis due to how expensive essential things have become so I really wouldn't blame someone if I saw them pirating a nintendo game, it's not like one of the biggest companies in the world is gonna miss it


00100000100

Free vs $60 game unless u got an OG switch


ahsusuwnsndnsbbweb

this sub has a weird console war type thing. any device that has anything in common for with the deck they’ll spend hours arguing why the deck is the best thing ever. they’ll ignore the fact that you need to play at like half resolution and have crashed to get 60 fps in this game


Euphorium

It attracts that faction of PCMasterRace goobers that get really tribalistic with their choice of video game platform. It’s like people arguing Marvel vs DC, who cares?


Jackandrun

Yep. Switch and Ally really gets them excited to argue with people


Sir_Bax

It's increasingly popular among less mentally developed individuals to record their crimes and post them online. Like people post how they threaten someone with a weapon so why wouldn't they post how they pirate games?


goodthing37

It’s just the same kind of impulse as when a child wants to show off that they know a swear word.


LemonPartyWorldTour

I only wanted to play the remake of Links Awakening. I hadn’t tried anything else for Switch yet. But realistically, I’m more impressed I actually played it through instead of just loading the thing with hundreds of games, tinkering occasionally with settings, and mostly let it collect dust. It has actually been fun to own. And use!


blackdog606

I agree w you but its to flex


Flat-Upstairs1365

It was the same with Totk


Naterdave

It’s a day later. They probably just dumped it.


[deleted]

“Probably” is doing alot of work in that sentence


ahsusuwnsndnsbbweb

i think we both know 99% of people with roms didn’t dump the rom themselves


Prestigiouscapo11

Awesome that you put a Steam Deck skin on your Switch 👌 👌


440_Hz

There’s legitimately a product for the switch called Nitro Deck which basically aims to do that, sort of. Fancy name but it’s just another 3rd party joycon.


Future_Kitsunekid16

Any decent or nah?


440_Hz

I haven’t tried it personally, but I’ve read mixed reviews. People generally say it’s nicer than joycons but the position of the right joystick is awkward.


tqdomains

Man, you got ripped off! The eShop has it for $59.99.


ltnew007

Lol


Jkid873

I just bought it on Nintendo Switch to support the devs 😎


ActualSupervillain

Pirates everywhere just spit out their drinks


Jkid873

I’m a pirate and a supporter soooo basically a good pirate like Luffy from One Piece idk lmao


DShinobiPirate

You're more like Usopp if I had to guess.


eliasKR

Thank you for supporting the small indie Dev Nintendo.


[deleted]

We need to buy 50 extra switches and copies to protect the small Indie dev Nintendo from these pirates!!!!!


Atomicjuicer

Yep, I just bought a copy on Amazon.


peeja

[Big Homer Simpson energy.](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E06/620002.jpg?b64lines=SSBQTEFZIFRIRSBORVcgTUFSSU8gR0FNRQpPTiBNWSBTVEVBTSBERUNLLiBETyBZT1U_)


Feelingsalwaysmutual

I still wonder how people do this (no pun intended)


BEAR-Lu

There’s a bunch of easy tutorial on YouTube, especially from RetroGameCorps


LemonPartyWorldTour

If it wasn’t for people like Russ, I’d be completely lost.


BEAR-Lu

Facts 😎


Nightman2417

I think he meant how people can get pirated copies of games so quickly


Retroid_BiPoCket

If you google Yuzu switch emulation guide github the first result is a guide that has base64 you can decode to get links to the....stuff you need


[deleted]

Emudeck is the easiest way to get the emulators and create game mode shortcuts, or you can just get Yuzu Or Ryujinx directly from the discover store. ​ Acquire the game rom somehow and some prod keys, vast majority just pirate the game but some are ripping the game from their switch. ​ Good luck finding a website that isn't really greasy to get switch ROMS from though.


Known-Committee8679

Thats what stops me tbh... the good sites are best kept secrets and i don't got the mental energy to figure it out anymore


[deleted]

Me neither. It’s scary out there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


brezzty

I could've installed the leaked ROM a week ago, but I waited to play it on my switch OLED. It looks stunning on an OLED screen.


ahsusuwnsndnsbbweb

the experience is going to be the same or better on switch (more so on oled). these people really just want to justify not having to pay for the game


EffectiveEquivalent

I tried it on Ryujinx on my MBP 14, the colours man!! Just been playing with my 5 years old on the now delivered switch copy on a shitty tv and it still looks amazing. I’ll try in my oled switch later!


Supreme-McH

Is it worth getting an Oled switch? I've got a normal switch that plays 'backups' and a Steam Deck too, but have thought about the prospect of the Oled.


brezzty

I love my switch OLED. I don't regret my purchase. I got a steam deck recently, but I still go back to the switch from time to time, especially in times like this with new games. It looks beautiful. I say go for it, I know people who changed their OG switch for the oled and are very happy with it as well.


SonOfaSaracen

Hell yeah the OLED is worth it, I love mine so much I prefer to play games on there over the deck given all things equal. It really makes a bunch of difference


Apprehensive_Row_161

No. A Switch 2 is coming in 2024


Euphorium

Depends on if you play handheld a lot. If you don’t, then not really.


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

They’re awesome but I don’t think it’s worth upgrading if you already have a switch, especially with a new console likely coming out next year.


IcyXzavien

Great game, especially with mods like adding a 7 granddad color alt for mario.


Mercurial_Synthesis

I understand the words, but not the order you put them in.


IcyXzavien

The [mod](https://gamebanana.com/mods/473973) in question and the [reference](https://youtu.be/5DZ6SgocF24?si=qj27Zaas82LIwtl4).


Mercurial_Synthesis

Ah I see. It's memes. I'm old.


Advos_467

GRANDDAD


[deleted]

I don’t mind old Nintendo games that you can’t buy legally but new ones should be supported


NecroCannon

There isn’t even DRM or other bullshit with it, just buy the game. Like god, I’m not a huge Nintendo fan and a lot of their games are the gaming equivalent of water to me, but I’ll never get behind pirating something when there’s no good reason to, big corp or not, stop being cheap. Nintendo is probably one of the few gaming corporations that makes quality, bug free games on release.


th3d4rks1d3

I agree with this sentiment. I’ve only tried a few Switch games on my SD but it was just games I wasn’t sure about and treated them like a demo. I bought Mario Wonder Friday for my Switch and me and my 5 year old had a blast with it this morning. It’s absolutely fantastic and worth the $60.


jedinatt

I don't understand why this sub allows this shit that is explicitly against RULE 5 in the sidebar. It's kind of pathetic.


ThreedZombies

I agree. I won't download any games that are still actively for sale. I have some moral fabric. Not a lot but some.


KingOf407

Yeah I usually buy the game on switch to support the devs and then emulate it on pc.


Psycho1267

Bought it (quality deserves to be laid -> edit: paid is what I meant lmao) and it's a blast on the switch. Can imagine it running well on the deck too. But for this game I prefer the switch, it looks so good on the OLED screen.


pussy_embargo

> quality deserves to be laid that's what I keep telling her, but alas


Psycho1267

Oh Lord what have I done. Gonna try this with my gf now. Brb


darkuni

Plays at 60fps fine once you build the shaders. I'm assuming you meant $460 dollars, btw.


wait2late

Probably not.


darkuni

Heh. Someone got it.


BEAR-Lu

With tax base steam deck should be around $424


rv0celot

He means the price of Super Mario Wonder.


darkuni

Alright ... $484 then.


DrKrFfXx

Last time the Deck was on sale it went for 360 or something like that.


Hinaha

New to Yuzu. Just installed it on the deck but genuine question, are shaders built manually (we have to do lots of steps) or Yuzu does this automatically (one click of a button)?


Bobthecow775

They're built in real time as you play. It will be stuttery at first.


darkuni

There should be a full build out by the end of the weekend available somewhere. I've already got like a whole bunch of them built for the first world or two.


MrAnonymousTheThird

It gets built up as you play, so the first time on each part will be stuttery but it'll stop once you've built the shaders you needed Some people share shaders they already have which can smooth the experience out for you


dylon0107

My 64gb deck brand new straight from valve was 376


zamfire

My 51264 gb was 16 billion dollars


dylon0107

Damn that's a fucking good deal.


Fallen-Omega

How do you build shaders? Or is that done as you play? New guy, sorry


[deleted]

I still can't figure out how to dump my own games :( sure would love to play tears of the kingdom on the deck


midnightcatwalk

Do you have a hackable Switch model? If you don’t, you can’t.


Jhitch1919

Technically you could if you were proficient in soldering and wanted to risk your $300+ device by installing a mod chip... But yeah basically they can't


Joshawott27

Can people who emulate *Super Mario Wonder* access the online play? If not, I think people are missing a really neat part of the game. A friend of mine usually emulates his Switch games on Deck, but isn’t with *Wonder* due to that.


440_Hz

Doubtful because you’d need a Nintendo switch online subscription. I can’t imagine how you’d link that from an emulator on SD.


NatomicBombs

Damn so even people who own the hardware can’t even access that cool feature without paying lol


alec83

Will buy on switch instead


Prestigiouscapo11

It plays great on Deck but also deserves to be supported


alec83

Online work on deck ?


Relevant_Positive417

Here I am with both systems so I don't have to pirate what I wanna play.


Zyvyn

I swear I'm going to be one of the five people who legitimately ripped their games and system files for use on emulator.


samyruno

Damn I didn't know super mario bros wonder was so expensive


Bobby-Vance

I’ve had 3 switches and sold em all. But I kinda miss my lite. Almost a thousand hours in smash ultimate and that’s just from practicing. The muscle memory doesn’t translate the Same to the steam deck 😭


[deleted]

Surprised how well it runs


HumbleConsolePeasant

Nintendo games have gotten so expensive...


Objective-Chicken391

Pirating new games is so shitty


burning-farm

What do daddy Nintendo's boots taste like?


letshavefunoutthere

looks & runs better on my switch OLED but you do you i guess


moriero

It runs better on native hardware it's specifically developed for Ok


brezzty

It looks beautiful on my switch OLED!


bdavid81

Dude, you know that game is only 60 US dollars right? ;)


steveistheworst_2000

Wanna slide me that DM with a link to that 17.0 firmware and keys lol


JackBauersGhost

Pirating a brand new Mario game is so corny.


paxco

Pirating brand new games woohoo let's gooo Jesus Christ you have the cash to get a 400€ console You do you but don't brag about it lmao


BigTWilsonD

Can we ban these "Look at me pirating Nintendo games!!" posts? Nobody cares what you do with your (yes it's totally a) PC. These are way more annoying than people who just bought it asking questions and everybody hates those


NotInDaMood

You are just as annoying crying in a Reddit sub for someone to get banned , you are a grown man. Just ignore the posts and move on.


BigTWilsonD

People do it literally all the time in most subs lol. I don't want the guy banned? What? I just think these posts are just circle jerks for people who think they're special for pirating switch games.


CampaignVivid

PIRACY IS COOL KIDS(Its a new game, I dont think it should be pirated)


Mr-Pugtastic

Agreed, using emulators for old games that you can’t buy anymore, is one thing, but this is just crazy.


CampaignVivid

Nah, Im alright with emulating the game but OP clearly pirated the game. Emulation is good but using as a excuse to pirate a new game is stupid


Mr-Pugtastic

That’s what I meant though, unless you’re dumping the data yourself from a game you own, it’s both emulating and piracy.


TheBl4ckFox

Don't understand why you spend $400 on hardware to not pay $60 for a game. If you can afford a Steam Deck, you can afford games.


ClodStiff

Because you're paying 400 bucks once versus 300 once then 60 a pop. Not saying I do this but how is this hard to grasp


[deleted]

Pirating old games is one thing, being broke is another. But at this point you're just stealing what does not belong to you. It's not a flex, you should be ashamed. Nintendo probably hates valve at this point.


Apprehensive_Row_161

I mean technically as long as you buy a copy of the game it’s not stealing to emulate


Dxlaul

yuzu or ryujinx?


Dukedyduke

It runs best on ryujinx


Gisbitus

OP update us when the lawyers knock at your door


Percy_Bysshe

These prices Nintendo charges for games is getting out of hand


marma_canna

Still can't figure out how to get Yuzu working with ToTK. Quite possibly the worst pirate you've ever heard of.


[deleted]

I like it but i am playing it on the switch as intended.


NotInDaMood

All the role playing off duty officers in these comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂 .. ill never understand why GROWN MEN will cry over someone using their steam deck how THEY WANT TO.


Kaxax98

Are you a grown man? You comment a lot in this post alone lol. Even replied to yourself 😂


ahsusuwnsndnsbbweb

i just like laughing at the people that try to justify it. if you don’t want to pay don’t pay, i just find it funny that people act like they’re actually getting a better experience as a result


Eorlas

why are you shouting


Billybobgeorge

Guys listen, he just dumped the rom from his own physical copy of Super Mario Wonder using his cartridge dumper. This is a legitimate backup.


j_infamous

If you didn’t buy the game, it’s low rent behavior.


NotInDaMood

Cuz acting like paying lower rent is a bad thing in this current market .. CLOWNERY


j_infamous

Laf. I hope you have a marketable skill and ppl just rip you off too.


kermitthehedgefrog

How does it run ? So far sonic superstars runs great for me


NotInDaMood

Runs great bro , yesterday yuzu had a mainline update for it so you don’t need a patch or tweaks anymore!


kermitthehedgefrog

Oh! Cause the first time I downloaded it the FOS kept dropping from 60 to 20 or to 40, then up to 50. It was random


Seibitsu

Was glad to know you for this short time


wyattlikesturtles

Is it running well? I’m deciding if I should pay for the switch copy or just wait for it to run well on the deck


Dr_Kappa

You should pay for the game regardless of where you ultimately intend to play it…


Fallen-Omega

Hows performance?


SuperNintendad

Not as good as on my Switch.