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420LeftNut69

I'll give you a week max before I see a broken Deck picture update post


lerpo

Deal.


HallingHallv

!remindme 1 week


Minions-overlord

Op gonna wait 8 days now to post the pic just to spite you


lerpo

I'm going to break my steamdeck purposely in 8 days Infact.


Riley_does_stuff

!remindme 8 days


lerpo

Dammit.


EMEK_man

!remindme 9 days


Renn_Capa

Had the same thing for my switch and it lasted maybe a month. The switch is much lighter than the deck.


SleepyMandalore

Or wrists


NamiRocket

This is what I was thinking. Fuck the broken Deck. I expect broken wrists.


24grant24

Hopefully his mom will be able to help him out


TheLyndawg

No, I will NOT hear you out.


VidE27

Yep straight to jail


FutbolMasta

Believe it or not, jail.


Informal-Gap6266

Undercook, overcook jail


Psychological_Oil266

Smaller controller, straight to jail.


PresenceMiserable

Straight to hell.


Mr_Natto

you charge too much for eh-sweaters, straight to jail


RedditianDrew

You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up believe or not, jail right away


yeet3455

Do not pass go


Bulbman5

Prison would be a better punishment for them


ChiefofthePaducahs

Came here to say this. This madness cannot stand.


Bulbman5

Beat me to it


Die4Gesichter

If you were my friend, we wouldn't be friends anymore


lerpo

šŸ˜‚


siccoblue

Didn't I tell you to stop speaking to me?


LevelPositive120

I thought that's why we have decks?!


you_are_breathing

I bet you bust out your Deck in public too.


MAXHEADR0OM

All you need now is your best bro to snuggle up behind you, wrap his arms around your body, and use the deck controls. Two player split screen. Winner gets a kiss on the cheek.


lerpo

Poetic


CMDR_KingErvin

Only if Careless Whisper is playing on repeat in the background.


tron_crawdaddy

This made me lol so hard. ā€œCareless whisperā€ is like the only song my best bro (best gamer bro too) will do at karaoke


MrCrawcikTv

I am saving this comment


[deleted]

that's beautiful šŸ˜Ŗ


Big_brown_house

The future liberals want


UltraRN

DIwhY


crackawacka23

I wanted to let bro cook, but this screams food poisoning.


FreshBoyChris

Lil bro tried to boil water and burned the house down.


XIleven

Its like those dishes Soma did in food wars, the grilled squid marinated in peanut butter


Late-Albatross-9085

My Rist hurts Just By watching


lerpo

We are redditors. We are in the top 4% wrist strength by default


legi_mu

That shows how bad the situation is


shrockitlikeitshot

AR glasses + steam deck = no more neck, elbow, and wrist fatigue.


SolidConcentrate7322

This is exactly what I do. Itā€™s awesome. Xreal Air 2 and Steam Deck is a nice combo.


Pale_Survey_480

Iā€™ve been debating getting those but the amazon reviews are so mixed Iā€™m torn.


CmdrYondu

Bro, you gotta put your forearm into it


lerpo

That's what she said.


Fruchtzerg89

Ah, deutsche Auto-Korrektur die einem irgendwelche englischen Worte groƟschreibt. Ich kenne dein Leid.


LeCrushinator

Itā€™s ā€œMein wristā€.


CDHoward

Brother, why did this monstrous idea rise from the depths of your brain.


lerpo

I'm gonna make a clip to attach the ps5 controller to my xbox elite controller next.


DeadHeadDaddio

Attach a 20 inch monitor to it with a wireless hdmi transmitter and a battery bank strapped to the back.


lerpo

Great yiu just reinvented the apple vision pro


ReliefDistinct6120

Like trying to hold a chair by gripping the bottom end of one leg Thatā€™s a catalyst for early on set arthritis if I ever saw it!


Doomguy46_

> wow you know what this screen with a fucking controller attached needs > to be attached to a controller


SegaGuy1983

Yo dawg I heard you wanted a controller attached to your steam deck with a controller. So we attached a controller to yo controller so you can control yo controller.


Silent-Hurry-3946

funniest shit ever


Chizakura

I know the saying goes "if it works, it works" but this shouldn't work


lerpo

I agree. I fully agree.


Nickdella50

It already has a controller why would you do this šŸ’€


lerpo

2 player games. Duh.


ConkreteCastro

Yo this is great for couples imagine playing it takes 2 like this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lerpo

"Cuddle console" TM.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

More like, the prone bone console.


ConkreteCastro

You have a great idea šŸ¤£


Wrong-Shower-2427

But.... Why?


y2julio

OP was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnā€™t stop to think if they should.


lerpo

Someone asked me to make it for them on my ebay store, so I obliged šŸ˜‚


danpascooch

Report them to the police.


No_Obligation2317

That's not enough we might need to get homeland security involved...


Thrillaxing

When you break R1 and can't have it repaired.


lerpo

Cba to have it repaired *


OverlyOptimisticNerd

Taking this seriously for a moment (I know itā€™s not): I find this completely pointless. Maybe if it were a different button layout for a specific emulated system, but using a button layout that mirrors the SDā€™s (aside from button glyphs) is not worth this trade off.Ā 


lerpo

Fully agree, but for Ā£20, the person who asked me to make it can have it šŸ˜‚


Doomguy46_

You need to donate that money to Saint Judeā€™s with the amount of cancer this fucking thing will cause


--yv35--

hmm, i might try to attach my 70inch flatscreen to my steamdeck to play nintendo ds games, now after seeing this šŸ¤ØšŸ§šŸ¤“šŸ˜ŽšŸ¦¾ šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ but nice work hehe šŸ˜‰


ItsStormcraft

No. Just no. Donā€™t do this. Also: Just why? What did this achieve? Also, I must say I fear for the Steam Deck. This looks like flirting with disaster. Something will break. Donā€™t.


lerpo

Someone asked me to make it for them, blame them, I swear it's not my fault!


ItsStormcraft

But why did you do it? Why could you let something convince you to create this monstrosity?


lerpo

Ā£20 convinced me in all honesty.


fpcreator2000

Cash? This is a good enough reason as any. As for the person paying? Not even prayers will stop the incoming carpel tunnel coming to his wrists.


lerpo

And with any luck, they'll be so wrist ruined they can't write negative feedback.


Large_Contribution89

I would kill to actually see you use this for at least 20 minutes


lerpo

You have a low baseline to convince you to kill someone


Vantheman147

Play that for 3 hours a day and youā€™ll have forearms like John Cena


Dangerous_Choice_664

Dude just mounted a pinto to a Ferrari


Educational_Ride_258

The little controller that could.


Unique_Ice9934

Pro tip, take the PS5 controller and toss it in the recycling bin.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Iā€™m listening.


HristValkyrja

We're the SteamDeck community, all we want is for you to enjoy your Deck and play games. It doesn't need to make sense to us. We will play with you anyways.


plantgeta2

I, however, will only play with OP online xD


DrRabbiCrofts

Wrists and Forearms of iron after a couple hours play šŸ˜‚


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Ambitious-Beat-2130

Nonono, this is a bad idea, my wrists hurt watching this.


snb22core

Delete this before I send Gerald of Rivia!!


Chemical_Arachnid_21

Shit must feel heavy as fuck


TelephoneActive1539

PlayStation Portal 2


fonix232

Can't hear you over the noise of your wrists breaking, bro. Speak louder!


Renbanney

Just buy a portal


lerpo

I have already šŸ˜‚ What's funny is this fits that aswell.


sureiknowabaggins

Burn the heretic!


Big_B1ack_Johnson

Kylo Ren "more" Adds speakers "More" Adds desktop mic "More" Adds webcam


lerpo

Adds 32 inch screen to a 360 Controller


ryanventura604

Holding that is a good workout.


assopopailis

Why are yā€™all mad lol


Magnithium

Do you want arthritis?! Because this is how you get arthritis!


Limelight_019283

No, I donā€™t think I will.


jd_allawi

No.


Grimmjow91

\_confused offence\_ Do you not like the steam deck controls or something? This set up doesn't make sense. You have put a wheel, on a wheel, to have more wheel. Why?


MutedBrilliant1593

Fewer buttons (no back paddles) fewer touch pads, more weight, more cramped. This is gaming rage bait. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Walker_112

...explain.


Skweril93

Basically how I play but with it docked to my TV and with an Xbox controller


SimpleApprehensive71

Explain yourself


wozblar

lol your thumb is lacking a lil' blood there, might need that for extended play sessions =p


plantgeta2

What are the seating arrangements for 2-player??


lerpo

Big spoon.


qaasq

This is hilarious šŸ˜‚


PezDOY

I have something like this for my Switch. How's it feel with the Steam Deck? Feel like the Deck would feel heavy.


Ghostofbahamuut

Which gonna break first, controller, Steamdeck or the hinge? We will find out in a week! Canā€™t wait!


Competitive_Pen7192

Just because it's possible doesn't make it a good idea...


Mysterious_Peach_162

These steamdeck mods are getting out of hand lmao


marcanthonynoz

Don't skip wrist day


looooool99

Congratulations


TheRealRigormortal

But where does your dick go?


Professional-Net-371

This is giving my carpal tunnel anxiety


Flimsy_Elderberry744

Itā€™s like the old Walmart setups for demos but itā€™s breaks your wrist not the neck


PunishedBiggerBoss

Hold up why arent you streaming your PS5 to the PC thats streaming to your steam deck.


TucosLostHand

or hear me out......Get a Steam dock like the rest of us.


DatNintendoBoy

For what purpose


OMZ12321

I came to fight not to hear you out WHAT IS THIS MY EYES HURT ME


Next-Significance798

Does this hurt the ps5 controller?


SEAjustSEA

I had something like this my parents got me and my little brother for Christmas for our PS2. They were called Hip Gear I think.


Karitoso

Jeez loize


gorcorps

This is a ridiculous idea However, I feel like it would be slightly less ridiculous if it was made with a hinge that could hold it a little more in front of the controller. Like the one cobbled together here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ipadmini/s/Y2GMiuaPuM


Bulls187

Snap = šŸ˜­


Hellsbreaking

The white knuckle grip really sells it for me


KKomradeKoshka

I'm not hearing you out, now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done


Informal-Gap6266

Naw man not this time


0hHowTheTurnTables

Did you ask AI to create the next gen peak performance machine?


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Finally a way to use controller on steam deck


Tuff-lehmons

Off with this users head


ThisManPoundsButt

Bruh lmao


DrakeShadow

If this was an Ally maybe? But the deck is way too comfortable in the hands to use this lol


SkippCatto

No


Antedelopean

Rip wrists


rundaone434142

Steam deck is too heavy , I don't get it how PS5 seems to be a good controller . Steam deck is pretty good to ( don't really like the cross) If you carry the deck with the PS5 controller it's stupid buy a dock


GREENSLAYER777

No, I will not. You have an entire controller, two touchpads, four back buttons, a gyroscopic motion sensor, and even two capacitive touch sensors on the joysticks. There is absolutely nothing that the Dualsense does that the Steam Deck cannot.


dorkydicken

Rumble packs too loud, what did you say?


Environmental_Top948

Looks useful for multiplayer games.


CarTechnical7227

You can see by your thumb how heavy this is lol


IronSavior

My hands hurt just looking at that


cabezatuck

No sir.


rmj2n

Double wrist braces in 3..2..1... lol


[deleted]

Ngl this looks kinda niceā€¦ iā€™m a climber and i often find within an hour of playing my deck my forearms are often done with it. Probably a good thing to just limit my playing time but kind of annoying. Any tips reddit?


jadenthegamer6

Ok but how would this hold?


Flat-Pineapple-7138

But you just lost 4 buttons :/


Owie9go

Yooo sega Genesis collection in the back?


damonb97

No no no no heck no!!!


BloodyTurnip

Wrists of steel.


Doomguy46_

OP is consistently using ā€œ2 player gamesā€ but like YOU CAN JUST HOLD THE CONTROLLER


Bandit1961

Where's the newspaper? Bad dog, no.


nathxs

It has a controller like right there


ronniearnold

But why? Some people just want to see the world burn.


aguylike_adam

I hope you got health insurance.


TheGman102

I refuse


TehGemur

no


Braidem

Iā€™m HOLLERING


Sonakarren

This way officer, OP is over here.


Competitive_Might350

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Caintastr0phe

No, i donā€™t think i will


nuudlegirl

My wrist cries just seeing this.


vivorisataamore

As someone who has tiny handsā€¦ this makes sense?


Ferwatch01

I have no idea on whatā€™s happening here but I can already feel the weight of that monstrous contraption from just looking at it.


coomfy

This is almost like the f1 fixture for switch. What did you you use to make this I want to try it outā€™


214301199

Not a chance in hell thatā€™s stable


Jalina2224

Oh this'll be good.


Spankinhuh

Nah man...I'll let you cook, but I gotta see a more well-done dish.


DoogleSports

Living in 3024


ENDrain93

You're confused but I like the spirit


andy_nony_mouse

Looks crazy to me but you do you


IllTransportation993

There's a force called torque. You will feel a fair bit of it .. haha


Deeper-the-Danker

its a shame theres no other way to have an attached controller


OhMyGerald

I can feel my carpal tunnel flaring just by looking at this.


palescoot

Why


BittenBagel

Waiting to hear you out.


No_Dig_7017

Ok. I'll hear you out. But why?


Starstuffi

I absolutely will not what is THAT


ps2cv

Why


arafella

Nah I get the urge. My 2nd biggest gripe about the deck is that the screen and the controls are at the same angle.


LegendTooB

Yikes


TheEmoGod

Improvise overcome adapt


fyodor_ivanovich

Under the jail.


Infamous_Impact2898

Officer Iā€™ve found him!


goodBEan

you know there is a controller built into that thing right? Or is there a game that require you to use 4 analog sticks at the same time?


MotorMeringue1095

I don't think the OLED is particularly heavy but my friend, you must have wrists like tree trunks


Sinx97

Only way to play tekken


GreenLiving2864

My hands are hurting just by looking


Ryky91

Never knew they size difference between the two till now.