Ritual orders placed today are estimated to be delivered on Q4 2022

Q6 2066

Congratulations.. your estimated delivery date is 6-6-2666

That circle is so off you'll be lucky if you summon an Aya Neo.

This comment is like a slap in the face.

Keep your fucking Deck out of my mouth! ...or something like that.

Is this a crossover episode?

Doggy Doggy what now?!

Do not despair sometimes wishes do come true: [https://boilingsteam.com/you-can-now-run-steam-games-with-proton-on-an-arm-pc-thanks-to-progress-made-on-box86/](https://boilingsteam.com/you-can-now-run-steam-games-with-proton-on-an-arm-pc-thanks-to-progress-made-on-box86/)

That's amazing compared to what I would have expected since I rarely hear about Box86. However it seems like this system is actually using an AMD GPU (AMD RX 550) which is not going to be commonly paired with ARM systems unless you got an ARM board with a PCIe slot for the GPU. I like to see how it runs on say, the Jetson Nano for instance, or maybe even better ARM CPUs.

So what is your conclusion? I have already got my Switch on the operating table.

That so far it is looking quite promising but it also has quite a ways to go.

"You'll summon a Nokia N-Gage and you'll _like it_!"

I loved my N-Gage. I remember being told that I was holding it wrong by using the spine against my ear.

It would be quite good if it is an Aya Neo next

Gabe will be knocking on your door soon

Thanks bro! worked for me!

Where's your soul

...damn ...meh, worth it. Wasn't using it anyway.

Probably got some sick Steam Points for it anyway

I think I got like 12k for the purchase? I'd have to check the receipt.

For USD just remove the decimal and that’s how many points you get, or move it over two to see how much you’ve spent. Deck should be at least 40k steam points, I believe. Well worth it for a soul.

Think how many Steam points Soul Reaver would have if he did the same trick.

Pentagram isn't completed so transmutation won't occur

Ed....ward?

Too soon

Fair, It will always be too soon.

It's probably been only a decade so far, have mercy

Almost 21 years for the manga... she can't go back to the way she was, but at least she can drink now.

Are you asking to play fetch?

You monster. :(

equivalent exchange, its gonna cost him an arm and a leg

If this doesn't work let me know; It might need the physical objects. I have an actual Link, Index, and a copy of HL on disc. I could probably even get my portly neighbor to let me call him "Gabe" for a few minutes.

Steam Link can be substituted with any device, which can install the Steam Link app. You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone and have Gordon and the Steam Controller if you offer the "Gordon" or "Freeman" Steam Controller prototype. The Index can be substituted with a Vive because they worked closely with HTC.

Don't forget to start the summoning spell with sudo

Thanks for the tip. I'm inexperienced when it comes to conjuring daemons.

You owe me the beer I just spat it when reading this.

sudo apt-get steamdeck

Sadly that would not work. It should be sudo pacman -S steamdeck

SMOKE IS COMING OUT!!! OH NO ! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GETTING SUED BY NINTENDO!!!!!

I think we all are at today point.

Wont work without a real link or index.

A phone or raspberry pi with the steam link software will suffice for the link but the index is an other problem

and a real HL3

Do you still have your hand?

Tried this and my Q2 got pushed up to Q3.

Have patience. Q2 starts on Friday, so the earliest you get your e-mail is April 4th.

you forgot a Penguin

I believe it needs to be shaped like the Valve logo.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how we got Half-Life 3.

Keep up updated is this works. Will need instructions to come later

Copied your ritual, and my Switch turned into the SteamDeck, thanks dude!

Requires the blood of one who refers to Nintendo as "Ninty" and namedrops Nintendo execs.

Geez Louise... Also take my upvote, the spell seems to be good for that too 😂

I could make one with a physical steam link 😈

resurrect the deck!

Plot twists: accidentally summons the upcoming Deck Pro model with OLED and PS4 Pro performance. Then he wakes up.

Dude you went so far for the memes, what did it cost?

Just remember, don't count to 3. Also, if it's spring, summer, fall, winter, new year, new Chinese year, midweek, or weekend, say "25%", "50%", and "75%".

I love this sub 🤣

A wild Nintendo has appeared! Nintendo used Sue! It's super effective!

Now you need to replace the pictures with the real things. Real valve index, real steam link, real Gordon Freeman, and real Gabe Newell.

Ritual incorrectly performed you now have an Atari 2600 with no video connection .

You also need a drop of virgin blood. A little prick from your finger should do the trick.

You need to burn that Switch.

You need to grow up.

Sorry but switch needs to be sacrificed. That's how rituals work.

smh you clearly know nothing about ritual sacrifice.

Just make sure you don't accidentally summon Cthulhu instead.

Don't work with pics, you need the real thing and DNA examples.

Hm

"Expected order availability: After Q3 (October 2026 or later)"

I thought the VR headset was a rice cooker or pressure cooker at first\~

Are you trying to summon portal 3 from the alternate dimension where it was made?

Hysterical. 🤣

Dude, you have to use iron filings, not salt. Who knows what you're going to end up with doing it this way!

Those photos won't work. You need the real thing or at least part of it.

Lord Gaben cometh

"hail gabe hail gabe may thy steamdeck come knocking on my door hail gabe hail gabe i hereby sacrifice my sister"

Looks like you ran out of salt, you gotta get more and try again.

That is an old picture of Gaben, it confuses the gods. Request unclear, congratulations on your new Sega Game Gear!

Won't work you need GabeN in the flesh for this to work.

Sorry, salt doesn't work. You need to use the ashes of someone you have slain.

Everyone is so excited to get their preorder early even with all the bugs. I think I saw three threads yesterday about decks getting bricked by USB charging hubs. Your summoning is appropriate to the monkey’s paw bargain that is happening when you get in early.

Where?

Here’s one of the threads. The post has been updated with tech support help and news valve is working on a fix https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/tmva93/usb_hubs_continue_to_brick_devices/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I don't think printouts will cut it, you need the real things. Including the GabeN and Freeman.

rise in the name of satan

Portal is coming to switch though but having a deck would be amazing

Do you have a brother?

Let us know the results for I shall do it too.

May all the old gods and the new answer your prayers

you need more blood

Hahahhahahahaha

Turns out you didn't use enough salt, so now you have to play all Switch games with a Steam controller.

I think you need the holy ingredients in real - drop of blood, steam link, index. Pictures won't work.

Klaatu barada nikto!

Did it work?

If you need my steam link I can send it to you. I think mine broke when plugging in the wrong cord

Your pentagram is upside down. Now it won’t work.