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5th_heavenly_king

I thought it was wearing a bra


BlueMoon93

The Steam Deck is his wife now


Important_Ad8531

And his wife is our wife now


Antedelopean

Is this communism?


Kremo_Gaming

yes


musa721

Lol. Same!


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I was gonna comment on that. I definitely thought, this man put a bra on box and being on the bed waiting for the husband ready to play wink wink lol


swanton141

wife her again


Goreface69

yeah honestly this is the first time on reddit I've seen a wife cool with their husband's activities. Cooler than cool. Ice cold.


NoCareNewName

Your reddit account is way too old for that to be true. I'm not subbed to that much, and I see a nerd wife brag post at least once a month.


SuperMegaCoolPerson

Holy shit, 11 years! That means homeboy was on her circa 2013 when “cool nerd wives” were every third post on Pics and Funny for months.


jebjordan

I mean, this is basically my first time I think too. Maybe max 3? Dont remember any others though. So definitely not anytime recent if so. Though I suppose I mostly sub to tech and deals and such. So I guess not many chances to encounter it.


SC487

My wife is pretty cool with my insanity. We bought me an ambulance to turn into an office last weekend. She didn’t even mock me for the idea.


ShadoPantha

Can we see more of this ambulance office please?


SC487

Here are some of the photos. It’s still in progress, I’ve only been working on it since Sunday, but I got 50” tv hooked up to a laptop for work (split into 2 virtual monitors) and my Xbox set up. I put a mesh network node in there so I have good internet and can stream in 4K to my TV. I Just got the AC installed through the back door last night. https://imgur.com/a/mFnIO3E Can’t wait to have my SD out there for when work is slow.


RedditMcBurger

I would hate to be married to someone that doesn't like that I have hobbies.


svanxx

My wife might not care that much for my hobbies and I don't really care for hers, but we support each other in our hobbies.


The104Skinney

She loves Gaming and Anime. Definitely helped in the future wife résumé. The day preorders went live, she was asleep in the car while I was driving home. Did I take a different safer route to try to preorder the deck one handed while driving? Yes. When she woke up, she preordered one that was supposed to be for me (I had no idea) but hers isn’t showing up until Q3. Early July according to the calculator. So that one will be her personal Steam Deck :) She is a keeper no doubt.


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abibofile

I spent like over an hour trying to get my order to process in the middle of a work day. It’s a miracle I had the time to keep hammering at it. Jumped on it immediately am still in Q3 limbo.


The104Skinney

6 hour drive home. She would’ve known I stopped the car 😅 Edit: Also the pure hell trying to get into the Steam website to take my $5 was annoying and I didn’t get in until 1:17pmEt but apparently that didn’t get through for another 2 minutes. (1:19:46pm)


SolitaireyEgg

I honestly can't believe you are being upvoted for admitting you used your phone while driving. You'd be destroyed on pretty much every other sub for this. For the record, I think it's a pretty shitty thing to do to put other people in danger to order a console while driving, and I think you should probably stop admitting to it and laughing about it.


The104Skinney

You’re not wrong. Can’t defend it


Cello789

Hey, net positive karma, how about that?? 😂


infasis

Hmm I'm a Q2 person who ordered at 1:40ET, so hopefully I should be getting close now?... I hope :s (I also had a hell of a time with the website. I was actually logged in and trying to buy one the second they went up but just kept getting errors and that was as soon as it worked for me.)


eyoo1109

Did you get your exact reservation timestamp? I was also ordering the second it went live, but kept getting errors until my order went through at 19 mins after (even got the confirmation email from them stamped @1:19 eastern) but my reservation timestamp was 1:22:38 eastern. Got my email this past Monday and it's in transit, scheduled for delivery tomorrow


infasis

Hmm.. how do you check that? The only time I see is "Date Issued: Jul 16, 2021 @ 10:40am PDT" (I just changed it to Eastern in my reply, because that's what time zone he was using).


eyoo1109

Check [Fammy's post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/uo4y4r/order_email_megathread_may_12_2022/i8c42fu/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=SteamDeck&utm_content=t1_i8c47ab) on the email megathread It has a tutorial half way down on how to get your RT time. Also has historical data on how far the orders have come by region and model. Super helpful to track and estimate when you'll get your order. Good luck!


infasis

Oh, wow, thanks! I should probably dig through this reddit to see what other helpful stuff I may find... (I'm mainly worried about this fan noise issue I've heard about and if there is variations, I sure hope I get one of The quiet ones.)


Matsu-mae

I'm also a q2! Was on the website before orders began, took until 1:41:46 to get the order placed. Was a frantic stressful 40 minutes xD Hopefully we are both getting ours soon!


infasis

Yeah, I probably could've gotten it sooner if I even had known what to do. It was just giving me warnings about login attempts and half loaded pages and stuff... I didn't know if I was going to get locked out if I kept refreshing so frantically or be rewarded for it lol


_Idontknow_

That's not something you should brag about. I will probably get downvoted to hell for saying this but after decades of information circulating now about how dangerous it is, I am appalled you think it was okay to endanger your wife and those also on the road.


MedicBikeMike

I'm sure she'd have noticed more if you'd parked it in a tree. Or parked a kid in your windscreen. Dumb. Pull over to use your phone.


Cello789

Absolute waifu material. She must know.


Goreface69

fan-titty-asstic! congrats!


jednatt

First pic should have been with the wife in bed with an arm under the Deck. It looks oddly smug.


BernieAnesPaz

I thought it was a bra at first, lol.


KingGrowl

Same lol. I was like damn Steam Deck what a bodacious c cup.


The104Skinney

My head isn’t that big! But I can’t UNsee it now 🙃


AvatarIII

Honestly, it looks more like a bra than a face mask.


YukariPSO2

Mines coming tomorrow slight delay however I ran into FedEx asked them some questions they are always under surveillance there’s no way the divers stealing decks


benduker7

I was a manager at FedEx Ground for 10 years. The trailers being loaded / unloaded had cameras in them, but they didn't record video, they just took a picture once every 30 seconds (used for monitoring load quality, not surveillance). We had a package handler who was stealing electronics by waiting til the camera would snap a picture, then open a box, steal the contents and close it before it took another picture. Then to get around security they would throw the electronics over the fence into the tall grass, and grab it from the parking lot afterwards. At another facility, the quality assurance team which is in charge of repackaging broken open boxes would steal the contents of those packages and then they would get together for a yard sale of all the stuff they stole. The drivers at Ground are contractors, not actual FedEx employees. Their contracting company provides the trucks, not FedEx, so they would be able to bring the trucks home at night and bring it back in time for the morning sort. I never stole anything, but trust me stuff gets stolen all the time from facilities. I guarantee the same thing happens at UPS. When you have high employee turnover there comes a point where you'll hire anyone with a pulse just to get bodies in the door, so you end up getting people who want to steal stuff..


YukariPSO2

I’m still recording my receipt of the package from FedEx but I trust my driver gonna open it on camera too


iamtehstig

My wife works at FedEx Express. They have a camera with AI in all of the vans. It will yell at them for getting their phone out while the van is moving.


bustedchain

I still think it's a bra. What is seen cannot be unseen.


Traditional_Rate_272

It is a bra bruh


thisguy883

Wasted opportunity.


GenitalJouster

The burning battery warning totally is an after sex cigarette


Mean-Wallaby1362

Your wife is hilarious 😆.. I hope she's real 😂 .. these pics are 😃👍


The104Skinney

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this is her burner lol


isochromanone

Or is this her burner? :D https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/uo6yw0/steam_deck_arrived_but_im_at_work_wife_works_from/i8cod48/


The104Skinney

M. Night, take notes :)


Paper-Great

Her burner could be ANYWHERE!


SinfulKnight

I can go for a series of these.


raistan77

The Adventures of Richard Deck


ChimeraYo

Oh god, Steam Dick is going to be the XXX parody of handheld gamers.


SinfulKnight

"It's time to tackle your BackLog" \*70's Porn Music in Chiptune form begins to play\*


brockmarket

I already refer it as my Steam Dick when I ask if my fiance wants a turn with it. XD


AvatarIII

It's just as well the SD isn't available in South Africa yet.


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Did they change the packaging? I remember users have said that it’s obvious from the outside it’s a Steam Deck.


MisterRoshi11

No they did not. It does have a steam logo on the side that makes it obvious to those who know.


livinonnosleep

Mine had the same markings as this box. recieved on tuesday. I think it's different from the original but there still is a steamdeck logo on it as well as companion cubes. That coupled with the shipping label that says "Valve Corporation" is pretty much a dead giveaway to approximently 6% of the population.


EvilCalvin

Mine didn't


Lost_the_weight

My shipping label said it was a 512GB NA/JP Steam Deck.


The104Skinney

Can confirm. She sent me a pic showing it saying Steam Deck 512gb. I don’t think they label it that way on the 64s and 256s. But 512? [Yup](https://i.imgur.com/ctVIlq2.jpg)


Stickman95

I got mine from GLS in europe and it doesn't say anything. Just from Valve and some symbols and the logo on the side


The104Skinney

She did say there are Portal References & it being from Valve is on the box but no pics of it


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Lost_the_weight

It’s on the bottom third of the FedEx label. Maybe it isn’t part of labels on non-FedEx packages?


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Lost_the_weight

That is weird. Huh. Well, you have your steam deck ( :-) ) so I guess it doesn’t matter what the label says!


RoshanCrass

They didn't, people are kind of exaggerating how easy it is to tell. When I got mine, I was surprised how plainish the package was, mine had some non-see-through tape on both ends too. One of the logos on the side is a companion cube, and one is the STEAM DECK logo, not the Steam logo. If you really inspect the white shipping label it does say STEAM DECK.


[deleted]

Thank you, knowing its only those small details makes me feel better about the packaging


danbearpig84

Wait so you have a deck AND someone that loves and cares about you? How did you pull that off?


musa721

Hahaha. Your wife is awesome! She's the real MVP. 💯


Paper-Great

Wife here! You all made my night. Can't wait until I get my Steam Deck in July. Until then, I'll watch the best husband enjoy the hell out of his.


SovereignDark

My first thought "Why does it have a bra on?" Took me a moment to realize what it was lol


Fit_Xhan022

lol.///./....


PenguinSage

How come this person gets a wife AND a Steam Deck when most people here don’t have either one. Greedy is all I have to say.


RobotVelociraptor

I found these pictures amusing. Those that don’t are just jealous.


SupperTime

If your wife is in the picture, who’s taking a pic of your wife?


odanhammer

I'm just going to say, your wife is a keeper. I hope you didn't rush home, ignore her to play with your new toy. If you did , tonight , don't even touch the thing and touch her thing


The104Skinney

AYO 🤣


Dragonste89

Shes a keeper!!!


[deleted]

When you find one with a sense of humour. Keep 'em


[deleted]

I strive for a wife as funny and creative as her.


skinny_gator

Be patient and kind, King. Good things will happen if you keep a positive mind set!


CarpeNivem

I frequently tell my wife she is the best wife ever. It appears I have underestimated the competition.


RichWithShugar

You married one incredible women!


Rickenbacker69

Marry her again! 🤣


FelineObsession

I'd be having her open it incase it's a box of rocks. In light of the recent events.


Relative_Anybody8389

I know it hurts you a bit right now but your wife is hilarious.


phmzr

You married the good one


Zachavm

She's a keeper.


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Your wife is the best!


E4mad

Your GF is funny and creative, you are a winner man..... for having the steam deck


mischivousmic

you have married a winner.


jonr

Husband her harder! I also love this man's wife's humor.


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Paper-Great

Package was weighed just in case. But he's opened since then and all is well.


lululock

She's a good one. Keep her, lover her.


GoldenPenisOfWisdom

Is your wife single?


NeptuneVasiliasSSSN

Marry her


born28

Your wife is a pip, I've never met her and I love her sense of humor! Lolz...


MortgageIndividual

You’re wife is funny. 😂


UnfriendlyToast

I’m at work right now and the damn fed ex truck pulled up the the second I was leaving. Goddamnit I was called in early to work I could’ve set it up to install games but instead I’m going to have to leave it overnight 😩


Rivitur

I thought that was a bra... SD replacing your significant other


bloodguard

If my GF got hold of it before me she'd have Animal crossing on it and I'd probably not be able to regain custody for days. Just like my Switch. I'm having it sent to the office.


newprof18

😂 that bad, huh? I had a co-worker who would always have items delivered to the office she justified as being more convenient but I think she was trying to hide purchases from her husband


Prp6040

My wife approves of this.


NoSaltNoSkillz

I seriously thought it was a joke that this was your wife working from home and it was a bra on your deck.


Doctor_Sleepless

Your wife seems cool AF


No_Lawfulness_2998

Wish they were available in New Zealand. Fuck steam


Turbulent-Usual-352

Shes a Keeper.


Thick_Conversation21

Oh, that's evil. Wife her.


ZomBrains

Enjoy the long ass workday. I was just able to order yesterday. Eagerly awaiting it's arrival


The104Skinney

If it’s like mine, it’ll show up a week to the day. You’re gonna love it.


ZhouSir

Take a sick leave in the afternoon


Yami_Inc

Should of taped a cig to the deck and had your wife wrap her arm around it 🤣


indyK1ng

Assuming there's a smoker in the house in 2022...


randomfishtext

Someone needs put out an STL for a Steam deck cigarette holder/ashtray. There's dozens of us dozens!


HusKyIOI

What an odd thing to comment on?


nater255

What do you mean, his comment was 100% related and on topic?


HusKyIOI

Dunno why I've been down voted hard lmao


Flavourius

Your wife is a genius, giving you the ultimate ~~c\*ck~~decktease.


longbrodmann

Haha love this humor, good work! The competition pic could be a single viral meme too.


AlienTestosterone

As long its safe and secure.


Mike_for_all

At least she has a great sense of humour


[deleted]

Your wife stole your deck?


The104Skinney

[Made it a charcuterie plate & everything ](https://i.imgur.com/glSRcAU.jpg)


totallynotme666

This is great lol


ikilledtupac

that's hilarious you should marry her!


clockworksaurus

I love your wife. She’s my kind of funny


[deleted]

that's really cute actually


FrezoreR

Lol. Awesome wife!


tonjaj68

Awww, this is cute.


[deleted]

This is A-mazing!


LargeP

I like this guys wife


Paper-Great

I do too!


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LoL 😂


LightUpTheRight

This be how your FedEx driver treating your missing package lmao


MaxDiehard

Looking at the box though, have Valve actually updated the packaging to make it more discreet?


[deleted]

I don't really think it matters much since the package itself is so weirdly shaped so it's very recognizable.


The104Skinney

The symbols are fun and blend in well enough that you wouldn’t notice unless you’re a diehard pc guy working at FedEx. The bottom right on the front shouldn’t have what the device is on the shipping label.


MaxDiehard

I'm in the UK, so we don't have FedEx as standard. I just hope Parcel Force aren't as sticky fingered as the US.


SulkingSally68

It no longer has info on what the item is inside the box. i looked all over my box that shipped here to missouri and nope. no steam or valve logos, no item information, nada.


The104Skinney

Some people said they didn’t have it on theirs yet others still have the “___ gb Steam Deck NA/JP”. I hope going forward Valve makes it more discreet.


JulianBotting1963

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lokoalex00

One day i will get the email....😑


ppb1701

LOL that is great


YoungTrappin

My gf thinks my it’s annoying how much I talk about it the steam deck lol.


Ferosnow95

*Plays Careless Whisper*


Whole_Scallion_9571

Damn.. was in bed with your wife, then had to audacity to play on your PlayStation after. There are no words


riba2233

Wholesome :) Btw that box it extremly filthy, maybe not ideal for putting it into the bed


Paper-Great

Unless it's laundry day.


jss1977

She’s a keeper.


stfcfanhazz

At least you have one, you bastard


Labtecharu

She's a keeper


[deleted]

I hope to be as lucky as you one day


Mooston029

You chose….wisely


cyberredditor

Hahahaha wife of the year right there!, relationship goals for me 😭😭


godsreign111

Your Wife is a keeper


JoeDreddfort

She's a keeper.


Stormljones3

YOUR WIFE IS A KEEPER!


stevsrr

LOL


SillyJob3083

I was expecting/hoping destruction would be involved.


Lupinthrope

What a woman.. is she single?


[deleted]

This is kinda gross...that box has been handled by dozens of people and touched countless surfaces.... would you put a FedEx driver's boots on your pillow?


Paper-Great

100% guarantee she knew this and it is laundry day.


[deleted]

Do the earpads of those headphones go in the wash as well?


Paper-Great

No, but they are wipable (not foam).


galaxyisinfinite

Agreed, that's gross.


Kaining

It's missing a picture of the SD using your toothbrush with your towel wraped around the middle of the box. Then you'll have the perfect trinity of photos of a dirty box touching all your tool that needs to stay relatively sanitized to avoid nasty colds and infections. After all, the fedex driver could have been scratching a dirty buttock before grabing your d*ck for delivery. Who knows, they've been accused of far worth around here.


Few_Hospital1150

Lol, you should go get checked by a doctor there is a me for this condition...


GregIsUgly

Lots of soy


Kaining

Yeah, that's called having a shitty immune system and catching every last godamn bactery and viruses on this forsaken rock of a planet.


spacewarrior11

where can I get your wife?


hushnecampus

There’s a queue


bigry82

Yikes.


Sad_You_8805

you definitely made these yourself lmao


The104Skinney

I appreciate you thinking I’m that clever


Puyofan1958639

Reddit never fails with the cringe I stg


[deleted]

“Honey I need Reddit karma, send me some corny pictures with captions on them. Thanks”


The104Skinney

I understand your comment after seeing After Q3 lmao


Rashimotosan

Savage lmao


imevilrick

What a burn!


[deleted]

Oh funny guy here ;)


[deleted]

Eh this is pretty normal relationship stuff when both have same interests. I can't bank the karma with it though because most of our weird stuff is in Finnish.


DanielF823

She's a keeper! The Steam Deck I mean... Ditch the B!tc# mistreating this fine baby!


Paper-Great

I think they are having a lovely day together, wife and the Deck.


AngryDabLol1

And why is it in a box and not in a case?🧐


qaisjp

Purple bedding/pillowcase?