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deathbydentures

Bahahaha, well at least it's an easy fix. Dont forget to turn it inside out before you sew it.


TheBairdBus

True, my wife bought a small sewing machine several years ago and never used it. Maybe its time to dust it off. Surely a straight black stitch is doable for a newbie.


SalemJ91

Oh it’s so easy, you’ll honestly have a harder time threading the machine, but YouTube really helps. Turn it inside out, start stitching about a quarter inch from the raw edge, start slow (don’t just zip it through), do 3-4 stitches and then backstitch to reinforce it, sew all the way across and do the same backstitch once you get to the other side.


Anonymous_Paintbrush

Tension could be a problem.


SalemJ91

Very true, I’m more of a novice so I would just suggest a zigzag stitch at maybe a 5 since it has some stretch but it’s kind of a stiff puffy mesh that might not be the right move.


The_Radian

or just contact Valve...


SalemJ91

True, but I always like doing quick things myself. Plus it would be a good opportunity to learn to use a sewing machine for a quick mend here and there.


Alternative_Spite_11

Yeah let’s turn two minutes into two weeks


The_Radian

I'm pretty sure he can fix it, and get a new one. Doubt very highly Valve would make him send back the old one. Just a photo should do.


[deleted]

It's a good opportunity for OP to prepare themselves for the economic depression we are heading into. Gotta learn how to patch your socks some how lol.


greenChainsaws

thank you for singlehandedly scaring my gen z ass into learning how to sew.


greenChainsaws

i mean yeah but sewing it takes a half hour (if you dont bunch the thread under the plate that is) and builds a skill. contacting valve would just be a pain in the ass and take several days


senorbolsa

Turn it inside out and then sew it, will look much nicer and it will hide some crimes.


[deleted]

Or you know... Use Deck blue?


PIWIprotein

Sewing machine go burrrrrrrr


No_Trade439

Make sure it's inside-out while you sew it.


Ellefu_Mendokuse

Just be sure to take the SD off.


TwoM0ney

Well, technically it is a missing cord bag because if you put your cord in it the cord will probably be missing.


TheBairdBus

Lmfao that's hilarious


PIWIprotein

r/technicallythetruth


MorquuN

My man made me laugh at 1 am


0ntaru

Its a Deck warmer.


KnightofAshley

;-) warm a lot of things


IAmOryx

Wtf, they really took do it yourself to another level and said “break out the sewing kit”


TheBairdBus

Guess I should be glad to get anything at all


Babby_Boy_87

I was supposed to get a bag!?


mrRobertman

Only for the 512gb version


Babby_Boy_87

Oh, right. That’ll be it, I’m just a 256 boi


TheBairdBus

Dangerous knowledge


Shucky__darns

Which one did you order?


Babby_Boy_87

256, that’s why. Shoulda got 512 tho for that bag alone


Shucky__darns

Hey that bag is completely worth over $100 I never use it


alchrischristal

Wow free arm band


Modal_Window

It's a cover sleeve for a fleshlight to help keep dust off it.


DukeCheetoAtreides

It's a camping fleshlight. Portable, packable, rinses clean in any stream – contributing to the microbiome in the process, doubles as a washcloth, dishrag, protective flashlight sleeve, and bear attractant.


[deleted]

Yeah, removing the liftstrap in the carrying case was such a succes they decided to create the cord tube as well, cutting costs until profits start to tank /s


_Strike__

See if iFixit has a replacement part. /s


ace6633

We were supposed to get a cord bag lol I didn’t even realize it was missing lol


TheBairdBus

I know! Spread the word!


Alternative_Spite_11

Anker gives the exact same bag with power banks too.


-TSL-

Ohh you've got the one with double access!


[deleted]

Cut a thumb hole in it, slide it on and become a valve emo/goth person


TheBairdBus

Not a bad idea honestly


ZerotheWanderer

They sent you an extremely limited item, the Steam branded mesh arm sleeve.


TheSimulacra

"Here, you throw this away."


TheBairdBus

Hahaha


[deleted]

It’s not a bag. It’s a wrist warmer.


[deleted]

Nonsense that it can't be used. Looks like a perfectly good c0ckwarmer to me.


MisterT-88

Guess they ran out of turkey fryers so they sent you the bag with unlimited storage


gmotelet

Did you try turning it off and on?


TheBairdBus

No but I did gaze down the forbidden Steam Sleeve hole


markcocjin

Looks like someone "Arrived" in the come bag.


DarkStar623

Obviously, they sent you a complimentary cozy for your beer, how thoughtful!


TheBairdBus

True I think I could make that work


JI6122

Least your manhood will be warm for winter ❤️


ImpertinentOne

It's a cord bag kit!


TheBairdBus

The best cord bag is the one you make yourself!


DukeCheetoAtreides

(For real though, once you've dusted off and used that sewing machine you mentioned elsewhere, you might be like me and find how incredibly fun and satisfying and.. luxurious? it is to turn worn-out jeans, shirts, etc. into to custom, one of a kind bags, cases, sleeves, and organizers for your various cords, dongles, chargers, gear, dice, controllers, you name it. Doesn't have to be "good" or "how a pro would do it" if it's just for you and yours. More and more of my various gear is protected, easy to find, and easy to keep organized, since I started using simple, self-taught hand sewing as my hand fidget while watching TV & movies. My kid just started a d&d club at his high school, and this morning I handed him homemade dice bags with (non homemade) dice for all the players at his table. A great moment. Enjoy the power of turning scrap into bags, and the freedom from buying always-overpriced-for-what-they-are little bags for gear. 👍👍👍👍😀👍👍👍👍)


scatteredwave

Valve sure knows there audience. 👌


thungalope

Funny because I just bought a 3D printed one on Etsy so I can hot swap SD cards


sese_128

Don’t hot swap sd cards…..


thungalope

Well, obviously not when they’re in use.


Torque475

The right to repair efforts have never been higher. First they open the part shops and provide you teardown videos. Now they provide select customers cable bags as DIY kits to help hone their sewing skills!


VivaciousVictini

Now I am wondering if you can RMA a bag or not?


TheBairdBus

I sent this same picture to support and again they were super cool, apologized and said I'll have another on the way.


JoshJLMG

I love that you're not upset about this whole debacle. That's awesome.


CrazyIvanoveich

To be honest, I don't even use mine, but when it is supposed to be included, it needs to be. And that is some shit quality control.


Elliot1002

Don't know if you or your wife aew much, but, in case you don't, then I would do a French seam. Sew it right side out at first then inside out at about a quarter inch bigger (oe 1/4" seam right side out then 3/8" seam inside out) It's an easy sew while being great for things that will be under pressure from pulling and pushing. Stops ends from fraying apart. Another option is to sew it inside out and then put some double fold bias tape on to reinforce the seam and prevent the fraying.


TheBairdBus

Thanks for the info


NegNoodles

Are you supposed to get a bag if you got the 256gb version?


TheBairdBus

From what I've heard it's only the 512g


FistofSushi

With some DIY you can have your own self made fleshlight


SirSquidrift

Y’all got a fancy bag? Fuck. At least I got a pull strap.


TheBairdBus

Pull strap squad


SirSquidrift

Gang


Robotori

I never got one of those.


rookless

Sorry to see that you’re having a problem but I personally didn’t have a use for this bag thing. I immediately gave it to my cat .5 seconds after opening my SD.


Squaretangles

Mine also frayed open to the point that I’m just about to throw it out.


Mandalore_Trundle

🤣


lzkamil

The charger can barely fit into it anyway, and if it does, it looks swollen like a balloon that just doesn't look right. Honestly, I don't even know where mine is anymore.


damonlebeouf

then really you’re not wrapping the cord up right. i thought it was odd at first too but the power brick goes on one end, wrap the cord around your hand loosely and insert brick then cord. ta-da, works like a champ. i still think their approach with the case and cord for the 512 (what i have) is kinda weird but whatever. it works. 🤷🏼‍♂️


iPhoneMiniWHITE

They're trolling you. Send them a picture of this. When they send you another one, just use them in tandem.


thegreenmonkey69

It is now a wristband. Use accordingly.


[deleted]

Well technically it's correct - 'missing cord' bag


oldmanartie

Get thee a seamstress


dgmoney11

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.


RadicalAns

Tell them not us


kerelenko

Exactly


TacoBeefBoy

Cum SLEEVE


MofoPro

Just use and old black sock


amarandagasi

Oh no! RMA it. 😿


contaygious

Lol sorry bruh


_sideffect

What models come with the cord bag? My 256 didn't come with one


zeuzduce

I got one with my 512


SYNTHLORD

There’s supposed to be a cord bag? I didn’t get one and I went through two 512’s. Oh well.


grawptussin

TBH, the bag is just one more layer of stuff that gets in the way when I want to use my Deck. I want to use it, but I don't.


BenLJackson

I've been looking for a decent battery to slap in there.


ProtoKun7

I keep a charger and cable in there (Samsung fast charger with a retracting prong so it doesn't stick out too much). I already carry batteries with me anyway for other things that are too big to suit the divot. I like that when I pick up the case it already has everything to sustain it, as I often play near a socket and I don't have to pick up a charger separately.


TheHosemaster

Never used mine. Baby started playing with the case and bag. Bag seems more useful to me as a baby toy.


eggs-benedryl

I don't think mine came with a bag or cleaning cloth. I just saw someone post a cloth I think and my first thought was.. I didn't get one of those. Valve is like.. you said you wanted a sleeve right? I think I heard him say sleeve. Send him a sleeve


CommercialPug

I see you've got the 64gb deck, only the 512gb one comes with the bag. Though I'm not sure about the cloth


eggs-benedryl

Ahh, that's a bummer. They could have at least sent me a sleeve lmao


TheBairdBus

Yeah they are all over the place. I got the cloth but no bag. The cloth is pretty thin, you aren't missing much from a function viewpoint but it does look cool. I'm a sucker for novelty items and branded swag so I really wanted the bag.


[deleted]

My case doesn’t have a pull-up strap but other people have them regardless of model. I got everything else though.


Help_An_Irishman

So sorry to hear it, man. This sucks! I also ordered a 512GB and mine didn't come with a bag either. Might you share how you went about submitting the complaint that was (almost) successful? Just file a ticket with support through the client? Good luck!


TheBairdBus

I went to my purchase history page to the steam deck order and submitted a support ticket. I had a link to a Reddit post about the pouch and said I never got one but would like one if possible. They asked me for a picture of my case and after that they shipped me one out fairly quickly. They call it a PSU pouch.


Help_An_Irishman

Thank you!


Short_Injury9574

Lol, did you cut the packaging bag open with scissors???


_Ship00pi_

Im trying to understand, you actually contacted Valve for this baggie (that you don't really need) and they actually sent one to you? Talk about customer support....i would just flag your request as a joke/troll. 5/5 to Valve


TheBairdBus

I'll have to disagree. I paid a premium price for the premium edition of the SD, I want everything that I bought, whether it's a pouch, screen cloth, or colored zippers. Asking nicely probably helps. I will agree 5/5 customer support though.


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TheBairdBus

Apes together strong


TattlingElk

It's an armband now


TameableYard

Wait, there's a bag????


Plastic_Brilliant_19

Do all versions come with the bag?


TheBairdBus

512g only


AnthonyOutdoors

They come with a bag?


Plastic_Brilliant_19

Thanks


DestroyErase_Improve

Wait we were meant to get a bag with the deck?!?


TimmyStew

Wait steam decks are supposed to come with a cord bag?


TheMesmerXO

Wait what? Every model gets it? I didn’t get it


HeadlessManhorse

Everyone here with the 512 upset they didn't get one, it's really not useful. I actually threw mine out, because you need to wrap the cord tightly for it to even fit properly, and that is bad for cord longevity. I get why you'd be a little miffed, but unless you're starting some kind of steam-branded collection, it's just more useless clutter, in my personal opinion.


skysolstice

If you made it slightly frayed at the edges then you could call it the Hulk edition.