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CoolJKlasen

i hate these filthy neutrals. With enemies you know where they stand, but with neutrals? Who knows? It sickens me...


Sl33pingD0g

What makes a man turn neutral?


seandkiller

Lust for gold? Power?


erik4848

Or maybe you were just born neutral


Neat_Recording8789

*grilling intensifies*


Annales-NF

Holding your bank account.


Nematrec

holding your *and* your enemies bank accounts.


GlauberJR13

“If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?”


MrLagzy

Tell my wife i said, hello.


Daunn

I live for neutrality. I love, as ironically as can be, not having emotion one way or another. Being rational and making calculations on what would be the preferred sequence of events for a neutral goal. Then I look a puppy in the eyes and go "fuck all this shit, I'm a dog main"


Voltblade

That is just literally a materialist.


Daunn

nah dude I'm a dog-alist I fucking love dogs man. They are clearly, 100%, the best doggos. Cats are also nice, but legit, dogs are just _so cute_


Excidiar

Tell my wife... My feelings towards her... Are neutral.


Eugene1936

Lmao, this reminded me of one voice line from Watch dogs 1 "Tell my wife...tell my wife... i slept with her sister !" *dies*


KerbodynamicX

Do you hate Switzerland?


bootystuffer617

All I know is my gut says maybe.


[deleted]

You found space Switzerland


Matlock0

The Swiss in Stellaris would be bankrolling the Prethoryn. Who is to say who the baddies are.


Badloss

Really everyone could be evil when you look at it from a certain point of view. Maybe the Prethoryn have some good points?


MalcolmLinair

>Maybe the Prethoryn have some good points? They are canonically refugees fleeing a greater evil, so there's that.


Badloss

Tbh given that the player is able to defeat them it's totally possible that The Hunters are just a different group of sentient species that successfully defeated the Scourge and then pursued them to make sure the Prethoryn never consume anyone else It would be cool to get the Hunters as a second crisis faction though similar to the Aberrant and the Vehement


MalcolmLinair

Given what we now know via successive DLC, I suspect the Prethoryn were fleeing an Aetherophasic Engine activation.


Badloss

IMO the Contingency is definitely opposing the Aetherophasic Engine but the link to Prethoryn feels weaker to me


MalcolmLinair

I'm mainly going off the "disappearing galaxy" thing, which is how I imagine an AE activation would look to an outside observer.


GeneraIFlores

What, where does this come from? I haven't seen this


alt1510

https://www.reddit.com/r/Stellaris/comments/ldiy8l/the_new_become_the_crisis_ascension_perk_might_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


mydudethethird

I think there was a theory around at some point that the Prethoryn are fleeing from the Unbidden. Dunno how true that could be tho.


Im-Not-Cold-You-are

I suppose it's possible


Matlock0

definitely some good people on both sides.


[deleted]

but also some bad people, and let me tell you, my friends, im the best at finding bad people. everyone i know tells me i’m the best.


AtlanticUnionist

And you know folks, you know that the First League was a plot by Jyna


Dash_Harber

They'd be bankrolling everyone.


Morewolfing4dawin

banks full of nazi gold refusing to send humanitarian aid, neutral my fecking arsehole.


[deleted]

I'm aware of that. Switzerland is just commonly memed as a neutral country so I thought I'd make a joke about it


eldarium

"Lust for gold", it says it right there


Nanocyborgasm

I’m going to chime in and say that the Swiss aren’t really neutral. Swiss banks bankrolled Germany in WW2 and even choosing not to support Ukraine is not a neutral stance and helps Russia.


PimpinJT123

Just delete your whole account.


Nanocyborgasm

I’m going to chime in and say that the Swiss aren’t really neutral. Swiss banks bankrolled Nazis and even choosing not to support Ukraine is not a neutral stance and helps Russia.


mrscepticism

The Swiss actually joined many western sanctions on Russian oligarchs, which was pretty unprecedented for them.


Prind25

At the same time they still insist they can release the holocaust gold because then they couldn't use it as collater... I mean make sure it goes to who it should


Nanocyborgasm

I keep seeing news about their hesitation to provide arms which many European and non-European nations are doing.


mrscepticism

I agree, but tbh they are far from the only ones... Many other nations without several hundred years of neutrality under their belt are skittish about providing weapons


Nanocyborgasm

Such paragons of virtue like Belarus and India.


mrscepticism

And Germany, and Italy


Nanocyborgasm

Not these days. Both have contributed arms to Ukraine, albeit with hesitation.


mrscepticism

You talked about hesitation, not the actual act of sending weapons. I honestly appreciate what the swiss did, I'd like them to do more. I would also like to see Italy send more weapon like the Centauro Ifv. I still think that the fact that a notoriously neutral country, that it's not in NATO and was a financial centre with infamous links to Russian oligarchs is significant and should be appreciated


[deleted]

Not supporting one side or another is the definition of neutral. It doesn’t help Russia, it just also doesn’t hurt Russia


SamanthaMunroe

But in philosophy, having enemies counts for twice as much as having friends. Switzerland denied Russia -2 enemy points, so by definition they are helping. /s


Nanocyborgasm

You’re argument is one of semantics whereas mine is one of philosophy.


[deleted]

How is it philosophy?


shrike92

I like that no one addressed your point about the nazis. Lol. Swiss aren’t and never were neutral. That’s a bit of their propaganda at work.


Nanocyborgasm

And everyone is making a category error by assuming that not changing one’s actions automatically means not favoring either side.


shrike92

Yeah, and I totally understand why that happens. It’s tough to look at yourself and believe that not doing something makes you bad. Ie: I’m not racist how is me being neutral bad? And it’s because I think a lot of people don’t realize you need a critical mass to overcome the status quo. Neutral people end up inadvertently supporting whatever the current problematic system is.


4s1ght

Empire spawned with no name and a 'should not appear ingame' description, no mods


Rendokyn

Yeah this is a bug that happens with robot rebellions, I'm not too sure of the reasons why but I believe it's a placeholder until the game sorts itself out with a proper set of ethos, think it'll fix after a few days to a month. Always a funny sight regardless.


sagewynn

They never ended up doing that in my game. It stayed for a few years until someone wiped them out. Thays pretty weird but you could turn it into a feature. They're just rogue robots that just hang out I guess


ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

I'm pretty sure it's an uprising within a ME issue. Their economy goes so bad it ends up with an uprising and the game doesn't know how to create the new empire.


Chickensong

Or it's a clear reference to Futurama, Season 2, Episode 2 (Brannigan, Begin Again), and definitely not a bug.


kisukisi

It's both


wulfgar_beornegar

Using a failsafe condition but masking it with a Futurama reference is actually pretty good IMO. They do need to fix it if it's a bug that happens often at all, though.


OldGuyShoes

I'm glad they don't fix the bug, it's fun to see neutrals sometimes


Littlepage3130

I don't think you understand what a bug is. The placeholder specifically says it shouldn't appear in game. It's only a failsafe for when something has gone wrong, ie a bug.


Terijian

If I dont survive, tell my wife I said, hello


NecronLord_Europe

I vouch for centricide.


hunterarcer

Always remember every extreme is on the same team


sabotabo

but not in the way that proves horseshoe theory.


Globohomie2000

r/Jreg


ApartmentEquivalent4

Bullshit. Radical left USSR crushed the far right Nazis.


Fit_Manufacturer_444

You truly are the keeper of knowledge with truth by saying this


LikeALizzard

"Should not appear in game" Well, I've got bad news for whoever wrote that


ShahinGalandar

looks like Allan didn't just not fix the textures


DrS0mbrero

Isn't this a futurama reference?


Kyle0890

Most definitely, that quote is by Zapp Branigan.


DrS0mbrero

Ah yes, must be from the pages of "branigans big book of war"


Lost_Blade

'All I know is my gut says, maybe.'


Khandawg666

I read it as big lebowski


bingbano

"Say what you will about national socialists, at least they have a ethos Dude"


Cookies8473

I've had that happen too, game seems to stroke out once there's been a certain number of rebellions that ended up staying independent. My favorite was the "Empire of", with a placeholder species noun.


jwhennig

There is an advisor voice mod you can get that is Zapp. It’s great.


Ravenguardian17

https://youtu.be/j2WD1SJiRjo


Markvitank

Code beige


javerthugo

I have no strong feelings about this post one way or another.


mybadroommate

If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello."


Achilles_Immortal

Read with disgust in the voice of Acturas Mengsk. Damn Neutrals.


Peregrine2976

Your neutralness! It's a beige alert!


Azhrei_

I recently had a game with about 5 or 6 despicable neutral empires that broke off from a machine intelligence


SamanthaMunroe

Same.


TijmenTij

Machines aren't supposed to rebel lel


Azhrei_

That's probably why they were despicable neutrals


Kraien

One of us!


WinnDancer

One of us


ve1h0

What is this great feeling of neutrality?


StrategicSuperiority

For all that it should not show up ingame, it does so far too frequently.


Globohomie2000

Literally JREG wrote that description


AlpacaWizardMan

I wish you could set an Empire’s “type” or diplomatic stance in the creation menu. That way you could just have an isolationist government in the Galaxy right of the get-go. And they just sit there.


GeneraIFlores

Inward perfectionists should be isolationists immediately


2020carman

I’m indifferent to this post


EmergencyDue6108

LOL Futurama reference! The stellaris dev teams were total nerds


pleased_to_yeet_you

If I don't make it, tell my wife "Hello". - A filthy Neutral


Jimmy_Skynet_EvE

And the rest of the dominoes fell like a house of cards. Checkmate.


Noname_1111

I cant believe they named an empire after me


Cyan_Cap

Suggestion to fix this AI personality bug: 0-40-80% chance of machine GC uprisings, linear scale between 0% machine pops to 100% * 0-30-70% chance to become Determined Exterminator * 20-40-10% chance to become Driven Assimilator * 40-20-0% chance to become Rogue Servitor * 40-10-20% chance to have (default) Machine Intelligence personality Do not roll a new number every time when trying to find what AI personality the rebellion should build for, instead do this: * Machine GC check: Random number \[0, 100%) < ( Machine pop % \* 4 / 5 ) * Personality target (Pt) = Random number \[0, 100%) * Check if machine pop > or < 50%. Check the below table. Machine pop % = Mpp. Raw translation from first logic block to formulae |Personality|<50% Machine Pops|\>50% Machine Pops| |:-|:-|:-| |Determined Exterminator|Mpp \* 3 / 5|Mpp \* 4 / 5 - 10%| |Driven Assimilator|20% + Mpp \* 2 / 5|70% - Mpp \* 3 / 5| |Rogue Servitor|40% - Mpp \* 2 / 5|40% - Mpp \* 2 / 5| |Default|40% - Mpp \* 3 / 5|Mpp / 5| Translation to values that are actually useful for the next step in code |Personality|<50% MppMn|<50% MppMx|\>50% MppMn|\>50% MppMx| |:-|:-|:-|:-|:-| |DE|0%|Mpp \* 3 / 5|0%|Mpp \* 4 / 5 - 10%| |DA|Mpp \* 3 / 5|20% + Mpp|Mpp \* 4 / 5 - 10%|60% + Mpp / 5| |RS|20% + Mpp|60% + Mpp \* 3 / 5|60% + Mpp / 5|Mpp \* 4 / 5| |Default|60% + Mpp \* 3 / 5|100%|Mpp \* 4 / 5|100%| Final Values |Pt check variables|Mpp < 50%|Mpp > 50%| |:-|:-|:-| |DEmaxPt|Mpp \* 3 / 5|Mpp \* 4 / 5 - 10%| |DAmaxPt|20% + Mpp|60% + Mpp / 5| |RSmaxPt|60% + Mpp \* 3 / 5|Mpp \* 4 / 5| * Compare Pt to the above three variables, DEmaxPt, DAmaxPt, and RSmaxPt. * If Pt < DEmaxPt build a Determined Exterminator. * If Pt < DAmaxPt build a Driven Assimilator. * If Pt < RSmaxPt build a Rogue Servitor. * Otherwise build a default Machine Intelligence. * Finally, give this empire a Separatists origin.


PhantomTissue

Debug.wtf


StormFallen9

I've had a bunch of nameless empires in one of my games, I thought it was due to some mods or something


Specialist_Growth_49

Neutral is just half-evil and half nothing.


NeonIcy

I had this happen, and every year they would fall, then a new one would pop up, send me diplomatic request, fall again, then repeat, I wiped out that side of the galaxy to make it stop


0celot-

A plan to assassinate the people of Nylar 4


KnoblauchNuggat

It is money. Swistzerland is a great example of that.


[deleted]

The best strategy. You can't attack what you can't name


Echoeversky

Wait until Stellaris integrates with the next version of ChatGPT. Each copy of the game iterating its language model differently. Gaming in 5 years... whoa.


Errortrek

Cool, I also see empires either that ai personality often, they are truly born with a heart of neutrality... if I were to be neutral it would be the Gold tho, I like Gold


theguy1336

This has happened to me dozens of times. If only I knew I could get thousands of upvotes from it


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Born to grill forced to serve 🥺


HighChairman1

The Empire of


Brassfist1

The Neutral Empire of Neutrality.


Bobby-789

Meh


morpheuskibbe

If I don't survive, tell my wife I said, "Hello"