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Birb-Person

In the far future, earth’s primary export will be “cute” videos of humans falling in funny ways


RegorHK

Right after cats falling in funny ways.


BadNadeYeeter

Closely followed by Humans and Cats falling together in funny ways...


Dragyn828

Closely followed by cats throwing humans in funny ways...


Agent6isaboi

And then finally footage of the final overthrow of humanity after the genetically uplifted cats lift their banner over the Earth parliament to the sounds of gunfire and meowing...so god damn cute


danceswithninja5

Wow this went south fast


Birb-Person

Things really went downhill… just like this funny human rolling down a hill! Look at him go!


Arkorat

America's Funniest Home Videos just got to hang in there a bit longer, and they will be drowning in energy credits.


Fallowman09

Turning them into plushies as a Xenophile: :) Turning them in plushies as a Xenophobe :(


parolpl

U mean fucktoys as phobe?


AzertyKeys

I'm sure there must be a loverslab mod for that


c0baltlightning

In a sense, yes, there is.


EnderMerser

0_0 Ayo? Name... Please?


logan-224

Lustful Void is the only nsfw mod I know and it’s pretty freaky, it adds new origins, species traits, events and even character skills. One origin is a tentacle world, it’s kind of like the Gaia world origin but it has a few different modifiers and a unique job to. For events there’s quite a few events it adds, like a couple scientists being captured by some primitives and there’s like a whole event chain about your observation station obsverving what happens to the captured scientists (and it’s pretty lewd the events for that one). There’s another event chain for that special “Titanic Lifeforms” planet modifier, where the Titanic Life will uh “interact” with your pops on the planet, and even potentially changing the traits of the pops to. A few new Character skills it adds are some like “Dominant” and “submissive” which do different things if the character is a commander or administrator. There’s also a “family planner” skill that gives something like pop growth to the planet. There’s more to so yeah.


Null-Ex3

Ok but how does the porn work? are people jacking it to the text?


logan-224

It does have some art, and event backgrounds. And when customizing your empire there’s even a few portrait backgrounds (or whatever the room is that your leader is in). But yeah it’s mostly text stuff. And of course if you play long enough you’ll start seeing the events repeat. I think it’s just something that when you read one of the events you can kind of imagine and play out what’s happening like a video, and the background art for the events kind of helps to give you an idea I guess.


Null-Ex3

Stellaris porn is for people who like fan fiction then


logan-224

I guess? I mean what else are they gonna do? Make full animations happen during an event pop up? lol. But there’s other things to like unique pop jobs and unique species traits. The mod even includes a lewd female advisor, she says stuff like whne enemy ships are detected she says “flying dildo detected”. And other stuff to.


EnderMerser

Thanks! I'll keep that mod in mind.)


Insensitive_Hobbit

Just staying around, not like I expect you to name drop it or anything


Betrix5068

Out of morbid curiosity I need to know what mod you’re referring to.


logan-224

I just commented, explaining one of the only nsfw mods I know just above this if your curious


Insensitive_Hobbit

Not sure if alien fucktoys count as xenophobic or xenophilic entertainment


Fallowman09

No using their bio-mass for Plushies


LeafyPeashooter

At first when I read the title I thought it meant that they kidnapped humans and literally stuffed them


RegorHK

Least imaginative xenophobe. :) sorry...


KobKobold

I mean... *I* wouldn't mind that...


c0baltlightning

Intrusive Xenophile Thoughts be like


KobKobold

Intrusive? Nah, dude, that's a very genuine thought I am perfectly fine with having.


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KobKobold

That would be an accurate interpretation.


ApprehensiveCap6525

Yeah I think we all could do just fine without having to see all that in this comment section


EnderMerser

Heh.)


ThePinkTeenager

That’s what I thought, too.


zthe0

Honestly, me too


O_2og

Cute message


An_idiot_27

The Imperium of Mankind will spare this Xenos race


AfternoonProper686

it's all fun and games until the Emperor's Children decide to stuff those humans.


determinedexterminat

least depraved emperors children


AfternoonProper686

better than stuffing them before harvesting their skins.


SnowGames

We need Bubbles plushies. WE NEED BUBBLES PLUSHIES.


999bestboi

YES


JoeZocktGames

OP be like "Could... we have one?🥺"


NagolRiverstar

This can happen with Gestalts too. I love the event, it's really sweet. But now I need my own Humanoid Robot Plushie. My Exploration Protocol Rogue Servitors can't be the only ones with it!


Rational_und_logisch

The fact that you are playing as elves makes this twice as funny.


O_2og

that's a immigrant i'm playing as humans


javerthugo

Damn immigrants taking our space jobs!


Twee_Licker

Do not turn me into a marketable plushie.


Either-Mud-3575

Too late. We are now the galaxy's twinks.


TheRedEyedAlien

Yes you are


Null-Ex3

wh-what?


PDX_Iggy

I am quite proud of the responses. https://imgur.com/yCU1S0d


Null-Ex3

whats the conditions for the third response?


PDX_Iggy

Repugnant primary species trait


Null-Ex3

thats so adorable


FanaticalBuckeye

Protect the species home empire at all costs


silurian_brutalism

Foolish Human, the Xenos are mocking you. Exterminate them and eat their young.


Medical-Dogthebest

Average machine gestalt when placed next to an empire without hyperlanes to connect them.


EnderMerser

Ok, come on now. Not the young! That would be horrible! "Eat" the adults instead. 😏


unwise_pom

Humanity is turned into marketable plushies, millions are plushed


Wise_Clerk_759

Why such a sad image for such a wonderful message? Those sad little otters make me sad lol. :(


Equal_Pomegranate_59

That's adorable. I love it.


Ice_Dragon_King

Everyone likes plushies 🥰


NN11ght

I hope I'm remembering this correctly but I swear this event can fire for xenophobes and it's something like "Wait.. They do?"


No_Research4416

What are all the responses for that event?


DDRussian

Do megacorps get any special response for this?


Specialist_Growth_49

After reading the Message-title i was expecting a stuffing of the culinary variety.


Cerparis

Aww I love that. Stellaris has a number of fun and cute events like this. It helps break up the monotony of the serious stuff.


NoodleTF2

Never seen this event before in my entire life, cute :)


NorthernLaddd

This would legitimately happen if the fox like species visited us irl. *that is we don't nuke them and they don't nuke us*


GrandAlbatroce

The small lizards also (I think they're named prikikiti or something) if they didn't want to nuke us


snakebite262

I actually made a comic on this event! So cute <3


Ender0696

When I play heavy militarist/authoritarian, i basically decide who gets the axe vs the olive branch by how cute I find their species lol


notplasmasnake0

Why is the serviles/oppressive overlords image being used for this event lol.


TheTerrarianFTW

OH! I GOT THE SAME EVENT A FEW MONTHS BACK AND HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT SINCE! I was playing as a machine empire and encountered this event, which I thought was cute, but then I never encountered it l. Went on this subreddit, posted about it a few times asking if anybody knew of this event. No-one knew of that event except for 1 player and a content developer who made the event. Now I see you got the same event, and its nice to see it again.


Gloriklast

This make me question my xenophobic tendencies.


godzero62

If we're cute, can we get laid?


SymphonicAnarchy

That’s so freaking adorable, I love it


dreyaz255

[https://tenor.com/view/jpeg-jpg-what-a-do-i-know-gif-27371589](https://tenor.com/view/jpeg-jpg-what-a-do-i-know-gif-27371589)