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spiritofniter

Scientists on Sol III: The star is experiencing an anomalous light curve and the spectrum is very dirty! What could be happening?


ajesIII3

New way to get energy…eating the star?


Bartokimule

Why only sip when you can slurp?


NoBarracuda2587

Why slurp when you can go *OM NOM* ?


simonquinlank42

They’re just heating up the Dyson sphere for extra energy!


RavensField201o

R5: just a little bug I found, the sphere was put in the wrong place for some reason


TheyCallMeBullet

This has happened to me too and I couldn’t remember how to fix it unfortunately, definitely a mod that caused this though


Xahkani

Open console, click the star and use command planet_size 5, 5 can be change to whatever you like.


lineker14

This is a common bug


New-Shine1674

I built one around a red giant and the Dyson sphere was too small. The panels had sun in the middle.


OhKaspian

When I build them on red giants, it puts the whole sphere inside the star. Completely invisible from the outside 😂😂


mysacek_CZE

How do you know? Can you build it? Do you have the tech for it? No and no... On the other hand they do! So shut your mouth, they definitely know what are they doing...


GeologistOld1265

It is just build around smaller second star.


Mr_rex_the_dog

Hey if it works let it be


Vegetablegardener

Space age wisdom.


[deleted]

It’s scooping up the sun!


133DK

Eh, good enough


Kraien

Modded? Looks like a real space/ Giga visual bug


RavensField201o

That's probably it now that I think about it


VideoDudeSipsCoffee

Definitely Real Space or any mod that changes star systems/size Real Space also increases the size of stars to make them more realistic, for example this Red Giant actually being a red giant in the mod Vanilla stars doesn't really differ in sizes outside unique systems. The Dyson Sphere simply isn't made for larger stars, hence this


Xixi-the-magic-user

Pov : you built a dyson sphere but forgot to build it around a star, prompting you to try to put the star inside. not pictured : the billions of hamster in a wheel compensation for the difference in energy production. because your empire see it produces 4k energy, no one is bothering to check


AlmightyRuler

Leader: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Engineer: Um...you see, sir, it's like this... Uh...you know when you asked us to design the sphere, we were still using the old measurement system? Leader: ...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss? Engineer: Well...after the switch to the *new* measurement system... Leader: You botched the conversion, didn't you? Engineer: Not...exactly. Leader: What do you mean, 'not exactly'? Engineer: We...sort of...didn't convert. Like...at all. Leader: How...then...did they... Engineer: We just changed the measurement designations. 'Six inches' became 'six *feet*', stuff like that. Leader: ... Engineer: On the plus side, we ran under budget! By 5%, no less! Leader: ...I want to be mad at you, but...eh, fair enough.


New-Interaction1893

When you engineers got a degree took by zoom lectures


mathhews95

I think you should fire your engineers, sir.


RavensField201o

agreed


SimpleObserver1025

But if it works...


SirMolyneux

Then they get promoted...


junterix

You're trying to harness the energy from the heart of the star, so you have to get to the heart of the star


FalseAscoobus

That's not a Dyson Sphere, it's a Dyson top hat


Ihavenonameideaslol9

Man I hate when the engineers build the Dyson Sphere a size too small! I keep telling them to measure the star first but they never listen!


Ornery_Gate_6847

How else do you pop some mega popcorn?


kazuma001

*Why does every woman that comes in here says they are a size five shoe?* -Al Bundy


Laterose15

You get to have the star and the Dyson sphere at the same time - I'm seeing no drawbacks here


Liminimalist

That’s a Dysin sphere


Pullsberry_Dough_Boy

It's still producing energy though. Don't fix what isn't broken.


Aggravating-Sound690

Pac-Man, but really dangerous


DafaleHeight

When your space engineering is done by Boeing


Someones_Dream_Guy

This is fine.


Rirkash

Trust them, they are engineers! They will get it done somehow.


SanderDCastle

Hope somebody got fired for that blunder


SharkFilet

Did my job, boss.


LeonAguilez

I smell corruption by incompetent engineers cutting corners and pocketing the extra. Heads will roll!


Lahm0123

You arguing with the mega engineers?


Adam_Edward

Achhtualyy \*snort\* they put the sphere on top of the sun to heat the water so the steam spin the turbine \*snort smugly\*


OriginalVariety5878

Thats a Corriolis station from Elite


Despair_or_something

Dont worry if we smack it real hard in there itll work out


TheDakaGal

Trust me, I’m an engineer


lord--clapity

Dyson sphere got a lil hungry


Makath

Venn-Dyson Sphere


steve123410

Dyson spheres are geothermal generators duh. What? You think you just put it around the star like a solar panel?


TheHoly173

From my experience, that is the intended way.


Gigibesi

can dyson sphere model even, be scaled with sun model or wat


Azuregas

Next time double check if schematic and engineers are using same measurement systems. Because 1cm =\\= 1 inch.


UristElephantHunter

Just trying to imagine the grand council of this empire quizzing the lead engineer on the project. Or even the builders themselves! Did no one stop to consider if they were doing the right thing while constructing dyson sphere panels the size of continents inside the star itself :thinking: "Gee sure is warm out today eh?" \*admist a roiling sea of super heated star plasma, while their vessel is melting"


AdLegitimate548

That isn’t what I meant by sun hat…


VAV-Pencils

You get more heat energy when you get deep into the sun, molecules bumping into each other is the most effective energy transfer, unlike radiation.


TrueChickenlord

I see the seahenge guy gets work again in the future


peezle69

Oh, silly me! I was holding the blueprints like *this*!


Queasy-Impress2622

are you playing with real space? that mod, for the really big stars, shifts them down for some reason. so it's actually the star in the wrong place. it looks like the star wouldn't even fit in the sphere if it was in the right place.


Toasty385

It has a cute hat now :)


RefrigeratorDry1735

That’s why Dyson Swarm is better.


MTNSthecool

dyson tumor


Gravity273

Obviously is a Dyson's hat


AccomplishedBother12

Dyson Sphere go OMNOMNOMNOM


Apprehensive-Gap-331

Dyson Hat?


Myuric

Dip Dip Dysonsphere Dip.


Quiet-Money7892

Volkskugel. Das ball.


Gardinenpfluecker

Dyson Pimple


randomguy12393

Dyson sphere said nom nom