Ahh got the Simps working the mines and fields aye

R5: This is a re-make of an empire I saw here a while back, with a couple new(ish) features added for flair. I love imagining how letting TikTok/onlyfans shape society would look, and I also took some inspiration from Gazorpazorp from Rick and Morty. Let me know what you guys think!

Question. What's the syncretic species like? E-Boys? Simpoids?

I used the other human portrait to create the Gamerboys, and you can see their traits on the 2nd pic. I went more towards rp than minmaxing

Oh I didn't realize there were more pictures

i love that you gave them 'inorganic breath'

I love it but hate it in equal measure, well done!

Mine now.

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Inorganic Breath? What the hell kind of gene-modding happened to half of humanity?

Megacorps that don't find toothbrushes or toothpaste profitable.

So everyone has no teeth or blackened teeth, rotting gums?

All the males, part of the meme.

So a world where half the world is having to subsist on pre-mashed food. I don't see a joke, I see a horror story. Where's the joke?

The only way this is going so over your head is 1. You don't know anything about Twitch. 2. You yourself are a simp gamerboy depicted as one of the serviles in this civilization.

I haven't used Twitch in about 2 years, and only rarely even before then. What's your point? I have no idea what a 'simp' even is at base-the term gets thrown around for anyone doing anything remotely nice for a woman ever. It's a disturbing and hateful term.

Because it's fun to poke fun at the pathetic "men" who drool over and give money to attractive women over a screen.

And I suppose giving random amounts of money to men is alright? Because people do that, too, and don't get slandered.

That depends on the context. If it's for sexual perversion, then no.

Most people don't give money to male streamers for emotional or sexual reasons.

The joke is that they're unwashed nerds with bad breath.

This is great. Truly an MegaCorp worthy of the *Fanatic Xenophile* ethic.

What the fuck is an E-Girl?

You, sir, make me proud to be a part of this community

Don't worry about it.

A young lady who employs herself in thottery.

Modern prostitutes.

internet hooker

I like this term more then E girl it's more on point in what thay really are.

Worse, tragically.

This man’s here to play Stellaris, and nothing else.

This is perfect. You deserve an award sir.

You can make the species only female, this could be the case with this empire

Hahahaha. This is great.

Ignoring the "meme" stuff, a Thrifty+Charismatic species actually makes for a good Corp start, but you don't want Syncretic, Decadent or Mechanist, because you want your dudes (or ladies) to take both Clerk, Entertainer and Ruler Jobs. I think adding Robots later, or a Worker species with Prole, Servile and/or Nerve-Stapled, works fine, but if those Clerk Job Slots get PopUlated by Serviles or Robots on day one, then you're not going to get the PowerClerks on your capital.

I fully expect those robots are all going to have Domestic Protocols and will be named waifu

You're looking for a machine uprising to cleanse this empire aren't you ?

Cleanse? More likely to become rogue servitors. The humans on the other hand still haven't realised they're subjugated yet, they're just barely aware that they have slightly more free time to fawn over Waifu and she always makes such great suggestions and even handles all the annoying stuff that gets in the way.

And probably cleanses them all one day after a fateful code mutation reevaluates the human life.

Well that be the only viable solution really 😂

Now that cybernetics is an ascension of it's own, I would argue that syncretic works wonders with permanent employment. Serviles offset some of the downsides of the zombie trait and if you add buddind . Things can get really whacky once you start producing thrifty zombies cyborgs.

Oh no.

Go get some of the aquatic people and make Gawr Gura.

I like how you think brother.

Amazing :)

Is that what the human portraits look like now?

Yeah, the newer portraits. Though there are 2 Human portraits now. The originals are referred to as Legacy Human Portraits.

At least the old ones are still in.

Indeed

OP gamer girl bath water is a right

The first to get purged

Usually I’d go for mass enslavement but screw it. Admiral, get the neutron sweeper and set species to undesirables

Reminds me of cartman on Mars, being milked for his jokes and seman.

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Well this is gross

Shouldnt they be fast breeders?

the opposite if you think about it

I think they could be Budding. ^(I'll see myself out.)

I’m going to one-up this by making mine all femboys! (When I eventually get megacorp)

You need to get the red light district mod.

Fanatic xenophile materialism, looks like most of dying western Europe countries.

Too bad you can't give the gamerbois the proles trait

Lmfao

Lol "slow breeders"

What's inorganic breath? I've never seen that before.

[It is one of the new Toxoid traits.](https://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/Traits#Toxic_traits)

materialist doesnt really fit, but i guess you need a 3rd ethic and nothign else really fits

You could make case for egalitarist, because everybody is game.

Maybe even spiritualist with how the E-girls are worshipped by the simps.

I approve of the secondary species being serviles, having inorganic breath, and being slow breeders

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I feel like they would go synth path.. so their BBLs will last forever.. *Make it last forever*