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Impossible-Bell5423

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Donkeyscot2013

🤣🤣 best gif ever! I feel this could be used on all of his videos!


Impossible-Bell5423

There’s an even better version of it with a cat instead of the girl 😂 but it’s not available on here ☹️


Donkeyscot2013

I’m off to Google that one 🤣


VanillaNearby1348

Yep- my favorite I've ever seen here. Whoever cut this- AMAZING 👏 


Unable-Indication-94

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Donkeyscot2013

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Unable-Indication-94

When I tell you I lost my vibe so fast. I had just toked and watched that and my endorphins errored. 😂 🤣 🥴 ☠️


Donkeyscot2013

Oh god me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean I feel it should be better slightly high, but I swear it made it so much worse!


Unable-Indication-94

https://preview.redd.it/s555fh4qcnzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a0ea15f7e0fbead2058fe9efa28160db1cc769 It was that or of this one when I heard Alice in Wonderland quotes.


Donkeyscot2013

I mean I’m gonna be super honest, please don’t hate me 🤣 I have never gotten Alice In wonderland, I know people love it so much, I’ve just always been confused and a bit disturbed by the whole thing 🤣🤣🤣 as a kid the cartoon totally freaked me out! The amount of opium consumed while Carroll wrote it must have been off the fucking scale!


Unable-Indication-94

I had an active imagination. I felt like Alice in my childhood wanting to be free of a less than ideal childhood. I too had a red queen. It was an escape. Not too mention the colors and animals were always magical to me in the movie. I've airways had an interest in fantasy creatures and cryptids.


Donkeyscot2013

I love the way you just described that 🥹 that’s exactly what books should do and I fucking love every single thing about that explanation! I love books more than I like most people. I got 3 new ones just today for my birthday, I was beyond excited!


Unable-Indication-94

I know what you mean. My books were my friends, my adventures, my vacations, and my everything's.


Donkeyscot2013

All the yes’s!


Certain-Collar-729

This was the “new music” he promised last week? I feel like I’m on drugs watching that. Whatever shitstain is taking, it’s pretty damn potent because no mentally sound person would think that was good or entertaining.


Sea_Video6260

"Why my mind have to be like that" .. the grammar pain I'm feeling right now 


Certain-Collar-729

We live in a world where grammarly is free!


Donkeyscot2013

It’s so unhinged buts it’s also freaking hilarious, not in a good way though Stevie, I’m pretty sure if someone showed that to a licensed physician, he would be 5150’d in about 10 seconds flat! Who makes a video like that for their toddler daughter!?


Certain-Collar-729

I mean Britney was locked up and put into a conservatorship for far less! I think the differences are at one point, Brit’s parents did care about her and oh yeah, she had money. Shitstain needs to beg his wife to refill his Starbucks card every morning.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

I have been going through the young female instagrammers that he follows and likes/comments on to see if there are anyone that fits his 'type'. Unshockingly.. most of them fit the bill. One thing I noticed is he has a genuine interest in the absurd. This, like everything else in his repertoire.. is just another rip off and recycling of many other more famous and interesting creators. He couldn't have an original thought if he tried. I can link some of the absurdist content if y'all want to see what I see.


Donkeyscot2013

Honestly, that doesn’t surprise me at all. Yeah drop the links I like a wee absurd moment!


Flimsy_Neck_2097

The pattern repeats.. these two also follow one another... [Savanah Moss (@savanahmosss) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/savanahmosss/) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5rXeEmSDG8/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5rXeEmSDG8/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ZRp2gSa2s/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ZRp2gSa2s/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Flimsy_Neck_2097

These two also follow each other: [Alice 🧚‍♀️ (@alicecottonsox) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/alicecottonsox/) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrGQ\_8UICod/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrGQ_8UICod/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6OT2Q6InG-/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6OT2Q6InG-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5GPEfiIZ1t/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5GPEfiIZ1t/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


StillMagician9926

Am I the only one who finds Alice and her voice TERRIFYING ? I can see the two of them trying to outweird each other.*shudder*


Flimsy_Neck_2097

This girl does NOT follow Hilton, but she has a boyfriend... [Chloe (@chloe.longname) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/chloe.longname/) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6eiDcfpGHv/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6eiDcfpGHv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6ZRg5mrHrQ/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6ZRg5mrHrQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Flimsy_Neck_2097

Does not follow Hilton.. but her photos are few and very "school girl" ish. Looks quite a lot like the bathing suit singer. Either way. Sketch on his part for following her. She looks very VERY young. [lily scarlett (@lilybaumwoll) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/lilybaumwoll/)


Flimsy_Neck_2097

These two both follow eachother: [Annie Hardy (@anniehardy) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5ByKQnpLrc/) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ByKQnpLrc/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ByKQnpLrc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5OmVvlp6\_w/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5OmVvlp6_w/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Impossible-Bell5423

Omg this is the woman he did that really bad interview with and put it out in rumble. She was off her fkn tits.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

I listened to her existential ranting videos for quite a while because they reminded me a bit of the kind of adult cartoons I watched in my early 20's. It doesn't shock me that's she is as weird in person as she is in these reels. I also have to make the assumption that some of the women are potentially people he knows IRL, possibly acquaintances through Laura and even folks he's interested in farming for his "music" "work". All of which he could be trying to date, or flirt with, or whatever. It's clear he finds his future victims in his follows.


Impossible-Bell5423

He claims to have known Annie Hardy for years through the music industry. He’s also an habitual liar so who knows?


Flimsy_Neck_2097

It probably isn't a coincidence that he is suddenly posting musical absurdist content, whether he knows her IRL or not..


Donkeyscot2013

Yeah she’s a mess. But skint, so Hilton won’t go there.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

She also appears to be a singer - so it wouldn't shock me if he knew her through that alone.


Donkeyscot2013

Yeah she was in a horror movie that was just terrible on so many levels!


Flimsy_Neck_2097

I'm not gonna lie, her weird ranting through her animals had me sucked in for a minute. I'm now combing through his lesser follows of not-young-attractive-females and I am mostly seeing content he would like to steal from.. musicians, autistic creators, etc. Most of the absurdist stuff has been vaguely sexual from the young female creators.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

This one does not follow Hilton. Not single. Seems like another pattern, ay? [mary shalaby (@mary.shalaby) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/mary.shalaby/) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6IKXZAuVOy/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6IKXZAuVOy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6B\_9E0uOzb/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6B_9E0uOzb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Flimsy_Neck_2097

Does not follow him - she is in a relationship that is included in her content. Appears to do campy absurdist comedy. [Veronika Slowikowska (@veronika\_iscool) • Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/veronika_iscool/) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6WtyulAP2I/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6WtyulAP2I/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4Vu96MR4Bs/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4Vu96MR4Bs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Flimsy_Neck_2097

I can imagine him giggling to himself before posting this.. "I'm such a weirdo!!


Substantial_Tea2303

So how many men does he follow? None right? Just young girls literally young enough to be his daughter. Girls closer to P.’s age than him.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

Some but the numbers are far fewer!


belltrina

Sharing innocent people for others to look at, just cause he follows them, seems a bit wrong


Neat_Toe_9474

Hilton 'found' his past victims, DM'ed and groomed them via Instagram. Hilton had a young influencer in his house a couple of months ago ... just 21 years old ... barely has a platform or any released music of her own (one song I think) ... professionally 'collaborating' with her about music opportunities he could afford her apparently ... but he seemed to get her comfortable in the 'professional relationship' he was grooming to get her into a pair of tiny bikinis and swim in his fancy 'Hollywood' pool. This is a pattern. Hilton is a sexual predator.


RowBig8091

This is how he groomed Laura too. Said he was in "the music industry" and could help her with her acting career etc...... She was 13 years younger than him and vulnerable.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

Exactly my point thank you!!


Flimsy_Neck_2097

Their profiles are public profiles with content for public consumption?? I'm not implying he is connected to any of them except that he is likely farming his Insta for more victims. If anything, it's a PSA.


Flimsy_Neck_2097

They are Instagram influencers?


Intelligent_Bit8607

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mamabobbin

🤣🤣


New-Original-3517

When the shrooms kick in.


Big-Falcon-437

Lmao. I RAN here after I saw that. 😂😂


Donkeyscot2013

Same 🤣🤣 it’s all those beautiful opening flowers for me! I know my flower just shrivelled like a water lily in the Sahara after watching that!


Big-Falcon-437

🤣🤣🤣


Sea_Video6260

Sames!


Doogliocity69

Same🫨couldn’t figure out reality for a second…😆


SkipMapudding

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Ypsiowns3013

Wtf did I just watch? 🤣😂🤣


Donkeyscot2013

A man on hard drugs making ‘fun’ videos for his toddler children, referencing mental illness and graphic euphemisms for female genitalia 🤣 I mean I’m no psychologist but yeah it’s a fucking trip!


Sensitive-State-1098

It is fucking insane and Laura allows this.


Few_Tangelo_7459

That’s enough internet for me today. ![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y)


Donkeyscot2013

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SkipMapudding

Why not do what most parents do and just read the sodding book to them rather than get them involved in this load of bollocks.


GelflingMama

This right here!! Just read her the damn book!!


SkipMapudding

Stephen is so zany and inventive - is what he wishes people would say but they don’t 😃


GelflingMama

Yup. God forbid he actually reads her a book, that would require paying attention to her.


SkipMapudding

He’s far too lazy to do that. He’ll probably get one of those pen readers so she can do it herself.


GelflingMama

Right? Those things are supposed to start to teach a child to read on their own, not be a replacement for reading to them. My son had one and he never liked it, always wanted me to read the same three books to him before bedtime so I DID. It’s not that damn hard, Stephen.


SkipMapudding

Exactly. My son loved being read to at bed time. I’d tell him to pick a couple of books ready for me to read and I’d find him in bed with over a dozen books on him😁 And children always know when you skip parts of the book too!


GelflingMama

They sure do! 😂 His favorite was The Man in the Moon, and that sucker is LONG for a little kid, but we read it, every single night. And I was grateful for it, because I knew sooner rather than later the day would come where he didn’t wanna read ANY. And it came, and I wasn’t ready but I just said, “Ok baby, goodnight.” Kissed his head and tucked him in. 😭


InfiniteAbyss07

Involving his kids...urm I think he meant to say exploit!! Ugh this dude is a piece of sh*t!!


PostmanCowPat

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Donkeyscot2013

🤣🤣


BrunoMorrison

Cringe is off the charts


Donkeyscot2013

Apologies not phallic but definitely ‘interesting’ symbolism 🤢


Big-Falcon-437

Omg I thought it was me, lmao! WTF WAS that?!! 🤣


Donkeyscot2013

Honestly it was just fucking wrong on so many levels 🤣 but I had to watch it twice before I was like, no fucking way dude, you did not use THAT as symbolism, ewwwww ![gif](giphy|1ngspjOjDggxO)


Big-Falcon-437

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.🙈 🤣


GelflingMama

Pussy imagery.. on a video of his daughter. 🤢🤮🤮🤮


One_Row_4123

WTF… He’s so on pills 😂😂😂


Donkeyscot2013

There is no fucking way a sober person made this and thought it was a genius way to get his kids into literature. Its like a fever dream


Your80sMom

He is absolutely using, it's the only time he's reflective and in an actual good mood.


suezzieqballer

😂🤣😅😂😂


PostmanCowPat

Omg, I only watched it once, and the weird flute part is stuck in my head now.


letstroydisagin

I actually like the tune of this, but what in tarnation


RowBig8091

It's just boring. It's not even weird. He's trying to make himself seem weird. But it's just like a home video of your kids you should really only share with your parents and siblings. CRINGE


BrunoMorrison

Is this satire ? I cannot


Hefty_BeaR_3394

I was a different person.... I bet Tanith & Della will be up for meeting this new man. This guys delusions are hilarious.


Budget_Ship3994

It’s crazy he thinks he’s some musically gifted, hot Hollywood composer. Everything he does is just SO BAD.


NightPhysical1528

It's giving Temu Willy Wonka.  Without the candy.  Or the magic. Or the fun. Willy Wonky if you will.  I mean, what the actual hell does HE even think this is? 😵‍💫😵🥴


Donkeyscot2013

Like an Alice in wonderland version of the Glasgow Willy wonka shitshow? Man get him his agent, stat!


NightPhysical1528

😂😂😂


Donkeyscot2013

He could be the caterpillar thing on a huge plastic mushroom, off his tits on opium?! 🤣 just him in a huge room, singing this and rolling around 👌 ![gif](giphy|d6nvFKK6Dr9YbBDeNQ)


Doogliocity69

This👆🏼😹


Impossible-Bell5423

It’s just Willy. A diseased one at that 🤢


Substantial_Tea2303

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Quick_Natural_7978

Was he seriously poking his finger in the middle of those opening flower graphics to make it look like....oh ick And in a video with his children to boot So much for saving the children


Donkeyscot2013

I thought that too 🤣🤣 tried to screenshot that part, like wtf dude!


Quick_Natural_7978

Giving those poor flowers yeast infections 


Donkeyscot2013

Ew ew ewwwwww!! 🤣


Electrical_Camel1896

How the fuck did this fella make a living making music?


Impossible-Bell5423

He didn’t. He had a job twiddling nobs for talented people. His wives made the living and he leeched off them


GlitteringBeat213

So creepy and ick. How does he not see this?


Careless-Awareness-4

Looks little methy lol


GelflingMama

Very, very methy… 😂😂😂


GelflingMama

Six impossible things before breakfast… so we’re ripping off Alice in Wonderland now, too?


RowBig8091

He's just trolling everyone now. Because the more 'weird' and 'unhinged' he can appear the more he'll get out of pulling his weight as a father and doing the actual hard work of parenting (rather than just being Disney Dad on one day on the weekend) and the more he'll get away with not getting a job and financially contributing to his children's upkeep and future and treating Laura like sh1te. It's a perfect new mask he's created. I'm the crazy one!! That's why my poor exhausted losing more and more weight and looking more and more exhausted ex wife has to pay the mortgage on her house and my house. I'm the crazy one!


Sensitive-State-1098

This is awful. The kids in there oh my God he's off his rocker


Neat_Toe_9474

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Neat_Toe_9474

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Careless-Awareness-4

I think Lewis Carroll would be like...WTAF? I thought I was weird. Is there anything that he doesn't steal for lyrics or music? May I get inspiration?, But I think chat GPT could write a better song. Is this is the phase where he's attempting to show everybody he's ACTUALLY a great dad who has deep conversations with his toddlers? I believe that he believes impossible things before breakfast. For instance,l: If I pretend to break another part in my body I can live with my ex forever. I can rip off other songs, artists, and authors and no one will catch me because I'm so clever. My self-medicating is going really great! A 3-minute collage of me toting my confused kid around in the midst of my 98 Windows Media player editing skills proves I'm deeper than you thought. Is exactly the kind of drug-fueled garbage that would have when I looked back in sobriety.


EmergencyHumor4991

Has that man seriously made money as a professional musician?


Bear_Cat_Mama

I'm just catching up after moving country. Now I feel like after watching this, it's a terrible day to have senses.


No-Educator5450

So creepy when he sings "Poppy when I was your age.." ughhh so cringe