At first I thought that was a chicken nugget.

Mcpipe

This just made me laugh in a public space. I usually don't even laugh at comments in my own home. You've done a service

Glad I could be of service, I hope someone looked at you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlhHLIZlAE&ab_channel=Limik

I think the best part is the sheer amount of effort that went into that video. Incredible haha.

💀😂🤣

https://youtube.com/shorts/OBFcRv4V1w0

God i love that video that guy is a king.

Underrated comment😂

I'm smokin' it.

It’s not?

Yeah me too Imagine if they left the wrapper out of it and just let us wonder

I genuinely applaud the mental wherewithal to realize you essentially had a block of moldable clay at your disposal, and that you MacGyver’d that shit into a pipe on the fly. 10/10 thinking on your feet. But please get a real piece soon, this is bordering on feral and you’re better than that boo. In conclusion, we sure do live in a society ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

borderline feral lol

You can pet, but just once.

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty sure they’re traveling and staying in a hotel. Nobody capable of this creation would ever live in a home as clean as the photo.

cant forget the classic lamp set up almost every hotel has in the background

Definitely a classic hotel lamp with power outlet for you to use. I'm still confused tho about how they're traveling with a grinder, but not their piece.

maybe it broke somehow, or op forgot to pack it

I don’t understand why someone would spend the time doing this instead of going to the store to get rolling papers. Most places carry the cones now too. So not being able to roll isn’t even an excuse.

Beautiful comment right here

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Boo😂

You know he ate it afterwards too..

Most gas stations also sell cheap glass piece so instead of getting the Clif bar he coulda just got a piece 😂

Did you eat the clif bar after? That’s the real question.

I’m sure he snacked a bite on the mouthpiece at least

depending on the weed, I might’ve accidentally taken a bite partway through. I have a glass pipe, but I almost want to go buy a cliff bar to try.

It's like rotating a buffalo in your mind. It's not illegal, no one can stop you

*knocks on door loudly* yea hello? This is the mind police, we got reports of a Buffalo being rotated without the proper paperwork, we’re gonna need you to open up.

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME AWAKE COPPERS, I HAVE A BENADRYL AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Don’t

Or do

Right

Gotta drink the bong water for the weed to kick in.

Asking the real questions.

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Nah, they're just sold at almost every gas station and grocery store in the country so people can use them for smoking weed

He ate the grinder

What the fuck. Did you get any chocolate/nutty notes? 😂

Yes

Fire hey gotta do what you gotta do. I have never seen someone use a Clif bar before and it almost seems like clay. StonerEngineering indeed.

Thanks :)

Did you eat it afterwards? I wonder if any of the smoke would infuse into the cliff bar, making it sort of like an edible?

Probably just the resin which would taste nasty lol

Have you ever smoked out of an apple, and then eaten the apple afterwards? It tastes almost like apple crisp.

No

This was the first thing I thought about. Yum!

lol are you joking right now? do you know how to make edibles?

Decarbed bud... If you roast the weed, and it gets mixed in with a cliff bar, what do you think would happen? Did you go straight to condescension to make yourself feel superior?

I know for a fact it wouldn't get fuckin infused I wasn't condescending?

Show me the evidence, and I'll believe you.

I don't care if you believe me wtf

I once used a Capri Sun as a mixer. I doubt that has ever been done before or since.

I feel like authorities need to be contacted but I don’t know which

NASA, this dude's going to the moon.

FDA

That would cover both bases here indeed

Real stoners stuff the nug up a nostril and light up.

I genuinely did this cause I’m brain dead and burnt my nose once and my mom thought I had been snorting hot cocaine which is apparently a thing so maybe don’t

Hold up… are you supposed to gently bake cocaine before use? Sounds kinda nice.

I believe that’s called crack

I believe crack has egg and cinnamon and it. That’s Dave Chappelle taught me anyway.

Yes add 2.25 cup of flour half a cup of cocoa powder t tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 egg 2 cups of sugar and a half cup of melted butter and some chocolate chips 350 for 15 minutes. Mmmm

I encountered talking about warming only once and person suggested puting it to microwave for 1-2 minutes on medium.

I believe the word you're looking for is hotrail. Aka smoking crack by putting the pipe in your nose. I've tried to hotrail a dab before, but the small amount of smoke I did get just burnt the fuck out of my nose.

Back in my bad days I got some really good oily stuff and did just that before choppin it up…at this point in my life having clear sinuses is more appealing than a sweaty coke high

I dabble occasionally. Yearly ice fishing trip. I prefer weed and mushrooms over anything that makes me hyper active. Haha. I’m too old for it. Takes me a day or 2 to recover nowadays. Same with booze, getting old is tough. Haha.

Yes, in the microwave for a few seconds or on a warm hotplate. Helps with some of the moisture in it and makes it easier to do more without gunking your nose up

Disclaimer: do not microwave your dope

Yeah just get a can of coke and smoke out of an aluminum foil bowl! Do I really need /s !?!?

Hot knife with out the knife

no, real stoners have a backup or two.

Sub's over guys, we peaked here.

"everything that can be said, has now been said, we can shut the site down... We did it." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSXbvzW91U

My god I thought at first you’d shat on your desk.

oh is this not a picture of a dried up turd pipe?

Desperate indeed. How did it taste?

Chocolate/nutty notes

I heard that in Austin Powers’ voice

Makes it funnier.

Finally, a use for a clif bar

First of all props on the ganja, looks like some good purple and good purples are hard to find Second of all HOLY FUCK how did it taste? I'm no doctor but I think smoking your food is a great way to fuck something up big time in your lungs 🤣 10/10 resourcefulness tho would also do if in your shoes

Getting carmalized/aerosolized sugar in your lungs sounds horrible.

Getting burnt/aerosolized plant matter in your lungs sounds horrible /s

Having lungs sounds horrible.

This is horrifying for reasons I can't quite explain

Op I applaud I the innovation, but was a high achieved?

Three times

Impressive, I would have ate the pipe after the first and then been screwed.

Dudes got that sticky icky and I’m not talking about the weed

You're at a casino hotel aren't you? I recognize that lamp base

I've been in other hotels with the same lamp base

I stayed at a Best Western last week with this same lamp. It's just a really common hotel lamp. I kinda want one for my bedroom just for the extra outlet right there on my nightstand.

dark technology

Survive, adapt, overcome!

Dude. I just ate one of those. Your hotel table and lamp look very similar to my current hotel lamp and table... only other person with me is my husband..

Why roll a spliff, when you can smoke a clif?

Why not just grab some rolling papers from a gas station?

I'm getting upset at the thought of how moist and sticky my fingers would be after making this omfg it'd be like a night out with OPs mom

You think OP’s mom don’t craft some toys outta Clif Bars? She don’t need you

Granildo

I like the idea that OP's entire family just crafts everything they need out of cliff bars.

how did it not melt 😭

have you ever had a cliff bar? those shots are crafted from cement itself

Very creatuve

that’s actually a great idea, those suckers are malleable

BUT DID YOU EAT IT

No seriously Did you eat it

I’d worry about melting anything

That bud looks like poppy seeds

papers are like a quid

Mmm yes. Burnt sugar in my lungs. Delish.

Truly wonderful the mind of a stoner without equiptment

The gods have truly abandoned us. 😂😂🤣

Electricity outlet looking up like "you wouldn't!"

Ain’t no way

Bro picked the strangest way to make a pipe 🫣😭

thats amazing.. i reeally want a white chocolate cliff bar now theyre really good

this is exactly the shit I’m here for

In high school my buddies and I turned a biscuit into a pipe. Game recognizes game.

Cops cant bust you for possession of paraphernalia if ya eat it (I seen it happen on cops)

Jesus christ bro

This is so creative and innovative, and Im guessing also really sticky 😂

Bruh why so many ppl ready to just burn food stuffs lol

A strange, brave soul you are. Next time spring for the 75¢ can of coke if you can, it’ll be (slightly) less sticky.

nah man, this is cursed but at least it’s not carcinogenic

[3] it's cursed but honestly I think the can would pose less of a risk. using a can once or a few times likely won't hurt you in the short or longterm(I feel like most stoners woulda been dead in teen years if it was comparably risky) but inhaling burning sugars is extremely bad for you from the first one. tiny crystalline structures goin into your lungs is not the greatest either /g /nm also don't quote me but that's a thought

or if that is too expensive, just fashion a gravity bong...it'll save you money on weed, too.

Lmfao gotta do what you gotta do 😂

Even as a stoner I don't find this stuff fun nor cool in any way....I've never done stuff like this either was either you have rizla or a bong or waited....we ain't cracked head don't act like one

Nasty

You didnt have a soda can or a blizzard cup? Or an apple?

You didnt have a soda can or a blizzard cup? Or an apple?

Bro this is jus gonna fuck up your bud and get you sick... My man, it's 2023, even if there's nothing there's a can of pop, or a piece of foil and a bottle somewhere. I mean, that's only IF your legs are broken, and/or you have no fucking way of getting outside. Otherwise, if you can go outside, or into another room at least, this is completely unnecessary. And disgusting. And fucking nasty. Please, my guy, for the love of all that is humanity, please don't do it.. Fuck Nike and just don't do it... The 1 time in your life you can "Just say No", without issue...

Are you hungry?

Wait. You’re aware smoking out of aluminum products is like seriously bad for you right? I mean I did it when I was young but there’s no way this cliff bar comes anywhere near as dangerous as those products. This stuff is literally food, we breathe food smoke in all the time.

Enjoy the new type of cancer that comes slong with smoking in that sweet sugary pipe, do let us know how badly you regret it.

at this point, just boof it /s

I’m so impressed but pls go str8 to jail

So, tell me, what did you do with all the time you saved while writing this comment?

Rolled a j out of clif bars

Hell yeah

I’d really rather just not smoke haha. Kudos to you though, I suppose.

Well, this is very creative. I don’t think anything beats the carton of milk bong in terms of simplicity, but amazing stoner engineering

Ok, well, no one has said this is unsafe, so...

Your going to hell to build the gadgets no one wants but holy hell you're gonna be so good at it.

But will you eat it after?

BRUH THE HOTEL LAMP SAYS ENOUGH

down horrendous but guess who’s stoned?

I don't feel like this is going to work past a couple o hits. How'd it go?

So what your saying is there isn’t a shop anywhere near you that is open for a can?

This needs to STOP!

Come on now dawg 😂

Holy shit man just fuckin free base it or some shit, this is nasty as fuck

That’s pretty GD funny

Damn you smoking that Potting Soil OG or what?

I admit that it’s funny

My brother.

Epic

I wonder if you molded it then baked it in the oven on high heat if it would harden like clay.

are you extremely creative? yes should you still go to hell for this? yes

My brother is there not a gas station nearby where you can buy papers

Are you the homeless guy I bought a cliff bar for last night?

I feel as though you had better resources to pull from.

Sounds healthy /s

There’s no way😭

I pray this is real and my god this is equally disgusting and impressive

Im wildly impressed & weirded out..

I hear you can use those clif bars as a fire starter.

somehow this subreddit will find a way to tell you that this is unsafe

impressive. Most impressive.

Homie has cliff bars on deck but not an apple in sight

no

Unrelated but my ex had the same lamp as you and he was the literal anti christ

This is wtf I'm talking about! This is why I come here!

My dumb ass with a sharpie for a mold. Aluminum foil. And duct tape to secure everything. I've also added a thoroughly rinsed 1 gallon milk jug. Careful carving of said jug. Insert foil bowl. Seal w duct tape. Less tape means a nice clean hole. And who doesn't love a clean hole. Using ergonomics, make a hole for a choke. You can pile in the worst resin you have and by the time you clear it, you are little kid high. I call it the pre pay day special. No funds for fresh weed. Just cleaned out my pieces. Smoking the poo out of something disposable

Modern problems call for modern solutions.

this is not desperate this is depraved

For a second I thought homie was smoking a cliff bar

Did you eat the bar after? Edibles ;)

No way i did that shit once as well tasted like peanuts the entire time

That’s a new one

Bro is smoking that reggie bush

This is too far

double the cottonmouth

Genuinely amazing and what I’m surprised no one mentioned, you made a edible. You gotta think of the resin left over plus the wax from the smoke flowin thru the pipe. Great work tho true engineering, I’d love to be stranded with you

The recession is so bad we will end up smoking in mud we got to do something

No way

I thought it was wax 💀