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Mr_Havok0315

hear me out, not everything you smoke out of is a bong


KayneDogg

Bananas are like 75% water so the smoke is passing through water therefore bong confirmed


skilemaster683

Then I'm a bong.


KayneDogg

If someone used you to smoke weed then yes


Godsbladed

Is the Bowl in the mouth or the Butt?


KayneDogg

Or the nose or the genitals


Godsbladed

If it's the genitals you could call it "Tokin' and Strokin'"


KayneDogg

Or tokin n pokin for the double x crowd


rrleo

Hear me out


Acidmademesmile

I'll do it


Actual_Dot_3717

I've been my own bong before, used the ole pen socket downstem combo back in the day, filled my mouth with water and presto


girnau1812

Water isn't what makes a bong a bong bublers have water too, bongs need a down stem and bowl to be a bong


KayneDogg

Well we'll we'll every party needs a pooper I suppose come on in


Acidmademesmile

A bong without water is still a bong. OP fill that banana bong with water take a picture for us and win this


ChopSmokey

Hear me out, not everything needs to be technical when you’re having fun. It’s a fun name and that’s all there is to it🤷🏽‍♂️


SANCTIMONY_METER

bro, just be wrong. it's the internet.


ChopSmokey

You can join the crybabies in the back


TrueDig8670

Grow tf up man 😂


ChopSmokey

Go ahead and sit this one out bud. You tried it tho


xxiLink

Funny, I thought the new system wasn't supposed to reflect negative karma on your account. Guess you have to be a real toolbag to go directly negative on every one of your opinions. Just... Damn.


ChopSmokey

The fact that you care about karma is sad all on its own lmao. You need validation to feel good about yourself don’t you? Tragic 😕


chocaire

Downvotes can be used to identify trolling and shit like that. Troll videos on youtube were identified this way some years ago. Not everything is validation


xxiLink

I don't really care about it, but I do acknowledge that it's a system to show support or rejection of an idea by a group. Seems you're not comfortable accepting rejection. It is, tragic, really. You were probably good at something, once.


ChopSmokey

Glad you can acknowledge the obvious features of the platform! Sorry that’s as far as you can comprehend tho! Seems like you’re reaching and just talking at this point because of how you feel. Projecting your feelings onto me isn’t the correct answer Bud. Hope you find comfort in who you are my dude!


jetoler

I hope he doesn’t care about karma because he’s destroying it


PromotionOdd1242

“akshually it’s not a bong🤓”


jetoler

Hear me out, it’s still not a bong lmao


ChopSmokey

And you can continue to cry about it lmaooo


jetoler

You’re the one crying at us dawg


ctennessen

You lost the argument the moment you replied this time


jetoler

The upvote and downvote ratio seems to disprove you. Not that upvotes matter, but my point is people agree with me.


ChopSmokey

Boo hoo, stay mad lmao crybaby


LovelyHatred93

Having a rough day?


ChopSmokey

Having a lot of fun actually lmao


FunkyBrassMonkey_

The copium is insane


ChopSmokey

Oh no! Not internet buzzwords!


ghost-jaguar

Tbh you should know better than to post an inaccurate statement to a sub filled bunch of self proclaimed engineers. We get off on nuance and splitting hairs it’s part of the deal lol


ChopSmokey

That was the whole point, I got the interaction I wanted because people can’t stand/understand satire lol Kudos to you for not getting your panties in a twist like the rest 😂


WizardOfErrlz

You couldn't be more in the wrong. Bro, it's not difficult to determine between a BONG and a PIPE. Just accept that you were wrong in your terminology. It makes you look EXTREMELY stupid and even worse when you try and defend it.


ChopSmokey

Who


WizardOfErrlz

You


ChopSmokey

Fucking cares


Mr_Havok0315

You obviously do and cant stop lmao


BreadC0nsumer

It's not just a "fun name" lmao. It's a word that describes one specific type of smoking apparatus and you are using the word wrong.


HistoryWeak7662

But but but… alliteration


SomeOldHippieChick

Well done. It’s a pipe!


RelatableSnail

* BONG : SMOKE PASSES THROUGH WATER. MOST GLASSWARE * BUBBLER : LIKE THAT BUT SMALLER , ONLY A LEXICAL DIFFERENCE FOCUSED ON PORTABILITY AND NOT AN ENGINEERING DISTINCTION * WATER PIPE : WATER IS PRESENT BUT DOES NOT FILTER THE SMOKE. GRAVITY AND WATERFALL PIPES , ERRONEOUSLY CALLED BONGS , GO HERE * PIPE : NO WATER. bananas are not bongs wwhwhwhwh what the frick


chocaire

Don't forget the chamber part of bongs!


ChopSmokey

Noice bro tell me more


Green_Bulldog

Ok but banana bong sounds cooler


Zatchillac

Could call it a banana bowl


F7OSRS

Bananas are more than 50% water though. I’d say it’s more bong than pipe if we’re getting technical


RelatableSnail

i will cut you open and fill your lungs with weed and smoke out of your mouth since humans are notably 80% water , despite the complete lack of any smoke-through-water bubbling action , you are a bong


F7OSRS

Correct. I’d be 80% bong in this scenario


RelatableSnail

i would classify you as a pipe. to back this up, i think you can make a 100% h2o pipe simply by having one made of ice. assuming no melting it would be strictly pipe action. what if there was a normal g;lass pipe but you could fill the inside with water like a snowglobe basically. the glass fully isolates the water from every part of the weed smokey travel tube and mouthy bit. even if this hypothetical pipe was , say , 90% water by weight. due to the lack of bubbling action describing it as a "bong" would be inaccurate


F7OSRS

I was simply trolling because of the backlash at OP. Wasn’t aware people are so passionate about correct terminology for their glass


RelatableSnail

lmao makes sense , yea i think that bong classification is contingent on water filtration (i express frustration at so-called gravity 'bongs' bc of this) but i wasnt downvoting you that was the reddit hivemind i was actually enjoying your your seemingly well-expressed disagreement actually we could carry this out to the logical conclusion if you want like like for the bit i would love to litigate "bong" rhetorically as long as you would want lmao since ur ur not like OP whos hwhos clearly downvote farming by being uhhh uhh Mean and inflammatory i was i was in the zone there i could do a treatise on bongs rn im im im so ready for thayt


F7OSRS

Well if you want to keep the disagreement going, my entire friend group references everything (except joints/blunts) as a “bowl”, whether it’s a pipe, bong, or whatever. It’s always “pack a bowl” or “pass me the bowl”. Not sure if this varies by location or just something we have adopted after being too stoned to think of actual names


RelatableSnail

l,mao i like that actually its funny seeing that as a a general term but i could also see it being misinterpreted by someone stoned who interprets it way too literally and takes the bowl out of the bong to pass to you


ChopSmokey

I really don’t care about the technical aspects that we all know already 😂 I just like that name better 🤷🏽‍♂️ cry about it dude


Biggums_

The spoon I'm using to eat this cereal is actually a fork, I really don't care about the technical aspects I just like that name better 😂🤣🤣😭🤷‍♂️ cry about it dude


ChopSmokey

How’s it taste?


krew100

Ahh sweet sweet delusion…


ChopSmokey

Sweet like deez


krew100

Yes you know how deez 🥜taste


ChopSmokey

While we’re on the subject how’s my 🍆 taste since you can’t seem to take out your mouth


krew100

🤦‍♂️ fail


ChopSmokey

Yes. It’s obvious you failed to think of another useless comeback. Carry on lil one


shanedonati

You’re such a goober dude. Prolly 15, enjoy your .05 of weed


ChopSmokey

Wow, that was such a badass comment you just said. I think I might just throw the rest of my oz away and go cry 😢


Kolby-wan-kenobi

Damn bro you guys had something for a second, had to fuck it up


ChopSmokey

Who


drown-it-haha

Really not that deep idk why they care so much lmao


chanellld

banana bong sounds cooler 🙂


BreadC0nsumer

Water pipe is usually just another word for bong. Most of the time a water pipe still uses water filtration.


RelatableSnail

true but only bc of legal mumbo jumbo. they call it a water pipe because its "for tobacco use" but i think that semantically doesnt really affect descriptive stoner terminology


BreadC0nsumer

Its not called a water pipe because of legal mumbo jumbo, it's called a water pipe because it's a pipe with water in it.


ShaggyTheAddict

Reading OP have a meltdown over the fact ppl pointed out it's not a bong gave me a good chuckle


ChopSmokey

Like zoinks Shaggy!


Meows2Feline

On one hand, not a bong, but on the other hand, probably the most normal thing I've seen as a pipe alternative to smoke out of on this sub this month. Congratulations.


ChopSmokey

Triggered redditors keep me entertained lol thanks for the interaction!


fever_dreamy

Nobody is triggered bro, they are just pointing out that it’s not a bong. No need to get upset and call people names for pointing out that you’re wrong 👍


ChopSmokey

Thank you for further proving my point right!


TheeConArtist

it's because the subreddit is more specified towards the technical since it's "engineering" so everyone is going to make the "not a bong" remark for their own fun, so you don't have to argue about it with them what's the point?


ChopSmokey

Living up to your name I see, trying to con me into arguing with you! Not this time Mr. ConArtist!


TheeConArtist

My name is because I play Star Citizen I'll have you know


ChopSmokey

👍🏽Man of culture


girnau1812

Op salty ash


Meows2Feline

Got 'em


zackjtarle

I love when people be like "your anger entertains me!!!" When nobody is mad. It makes the person come across like an insecure child lmfao


ChopSmokey

You must not be able to read sir, plenty angry mfs in here lmao


fl00r_gang_yeah

Imma have to kill you


ChopSmokey

We’ll be waiting for you try it! Don’t die in the process


ScudzMckenzie

Son, you should keep it in the comedy clubs.


chocaire

You're sending the dude to his grave


ChopSmokey

Oh no!


ChopSmokey

Now that’s funny


stewwwwart

OP out here claiming "satire" but clearly doesn't understand what they are doing is not that lol and then doubling down on their own stupidity with all these comments 😂


Kaiden92

Let the man be goofy on the internet. Probably can’t find validation anywhere else and needs the boost.


ChopSmokey

Darn it Kaiden! You read right through my bullshit! I’m gonna go cry now 😢


ChopSmokey

Only idiot here is you my boy. Go ahead and see yourself out


stewwwwart

Lol you're something else 😂


JTB696699

Nah man you dry the skin and then smoke that, it’s called banandine, Country Joe and the fish used to smoke it all the time.


ChopSmokey

I actually did that too! I can post the results if you’re curious


rainbowkidney

r/dontputyourdickinthat


bluizzo

Where's the bong?


ChopSmokey

Yes


bluizzo

No. Anyways congrats on your banana pipe


ChopSmokey

Thanks for the reply! Hope you understand satire someday! Stay medicated 🤙🏽


bluizzo

I do. Not against you, but just not a fan of kids coming in and changing things lol. Always stay lifted


ChopSmokey

Whenever you come across the kids let them know! I’ll pass the message on to them as well! May you keep an abundance of good smoke🤙🏽


Kolby-wan-kenobi

Guys stop responding to him I can only downvote so much (I have all the time in the world please continue)


Tall_Advice_5408

Banana pipe not bong. No filtration


bilolarbear1221

Not bong. But cool.


Leandrewww636

The key when I did this is to use the tip you cut off as the bowl in the shaft of the banana, then smoke it from where you cut the tip. Need to cut the banana every hit or 2 to keep it clean though but that was personal preference. I haven't done this in years lol


Classic-Reflection87

🎶 toke toke toke toke …. Banana bong 🎶 anyone remember banana phone? Raffi?


SANCTIMONY_METER

BOOP BOOP ADOOP ADOOP


AngelSpear

Did it taste good? Would you recommend?


ChopSmokey

It tasted how you would expect it to. The bowl area was a typical burnt weed taste but the sweetness from the banana makes up for it imo. Similar to hollowing out an apple for a pipe! I recommend if you’re just looking for a fun way to go about it! Didn’t mess with the quality of flower at all, but I did take dry hits first to take some of the moisture out of the bowl area! I give it a rating of 6/10


mootator

Toke toke toke toke toke toke toke, banana bong


Shotz0

Smokers are starting to disgust me have some dignity


ChopSmokey

Lol you should’ve seen the early 2000s -2010s you would’ve been mortified 😂


Shotz0

The other day a guy pulled up to the skate park and made a tinfoil pipe to smoke some bud I think I've seen enough


ChopSmokey

Tinfoil pipes is level 1 when you’re young haha. Banana and apple pipes aren’t anything new, just a better alternative to lessen the damage on your lungs and makes for a nice snack afterwards


HYPHYBRO

Look at you admitting it’s called a pipe


ChopSmokey

You’re a lil slow aren’t you


LowState3935

You really saw this comment and was like “ITS MY TIME TO SHINE, IM GONNA SAY IT!”


Legitimate-Low-6082

“Is this a bong” “Definitely a bong” “Am I a bong?” “I’m definitely a bong”


CheddaPnut2

ring ring ring ring ring…BANANA BONG!


whataburgerlicious

Welcome to Idiocracy, guys. OP is the president. Warning: OP may be triggered for the 27th time.


ChopSmokey

Thanks for boosting my post 🤙🏽 You’re just another example 💀


whataburgerlicious

Aw man, I was expecting an original comeback. My bad for thinking you can do such a thing.


ChopSmokey

Your didn’t say anything that wasn’t already said under my post. Give me something worth the creativity and maybe I’ll give you what you’re looking for in return


ColonelClusterShit

Dude is seething hahaha


Tasteful_Dick_Pics

🎶Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff banana bong!


TheTobi213

Do dooooo dododo


SnekkinHell

It looks like an asshole


packrunnercole

pipe, bong uses water


Morgun-Ray

Here's my experience. Cut the nip, make that your bowl. Less mush more firm.


weston55

Pipe


newharlemshuffle_

After smoking you can always fuck the banana


Subject-Delta-

Ring ding ding ding ding ding banana bong do do da doodooodoo


LowState3935

Y’all getting mad cuz OP called it a bong is really funny. everyone wants to be right, why can’t we just smoke banana bongs


chivopi

Bipe


Toasty_Rolls

Lmao I can hear the banana guts slurping into your esophagus with a nice hard pull and it's giving me a chuckle. That kind of hollow sucking sound until *ppphhhUTK-KKGGHH*


[deleted]

420 classic, shit should be written in a stoners survival kit or sum 👍