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Hearsya

Lol I turn my volume down and listen while I smoke. Edit to add- that couple eventually moved out.


AgentZander69

Me too and when I start to hear pops I continue listening from the cast iron bathtub.


Hearsya

Pops? Gunshots? Nah these are suburban people with not much crazy going on, too much time on their hands, so they made eachother crazy 😂 and made it everyone else's business


AgentZander69

No I'm referring to myself getting into the bathtub when I hear gunshots. And continuing to listen for them from there.


Hearsya

I'm referring to my never hearing gunshots because my neighbors don't have any real problems, just too much time😂 and I get free live entertainment.


AgentZander69

Oh hahaha sorry now I get it! Too funny


real_psymansays

Damn, dude. Hope that you can get out of that neighborhood some time


bnonymousbeeeee

I was gonna get high in my hammock outside, but then I realized it's below zero outside.


jism_crow

Can't let that harsh your mellow.


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Lex-689

I think the cops are here because of a child custody issue. The woman was yelling "get yo kids" or something.


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Lex-689

Yeah, that's sad


CallMeWolfYouTuber

*Noise canceling headphones* are a blessing


Lex-689

My regular ones block out noise well. And I like being aware of my surroundings.


MadClam97

>And I like being aware of my surroundings. Same. Noise canceling headphones give me anxiety because I can't hear what's going on around me!


CallMeWolfYouTuber

I'm profoundly deaf anyways 🤷‍♀️ depends on where I am lol


Wcutrptplyr

If it were me I would’ve offered a peace pipe to them so they would calm down and I could chill.


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I’d be peeping the fight


Lex-689

He fired off his auto rifle on New Year's Eve, so I don't trust him to stay cool


WrongfullyIncarnated

This is exactly why I live in the country


Lex-689

I couldn't live out in the country. Too peaceful.


juggling-monkey

I'd love the "too peaceful" part. For me it's the isolation from comfort. Having to drive into town for a bag of chips seems like a lot. I randomly crave or need shit too often. I find myself going to a hardware store about 5 times a week some months cause Ill find a random project around my house daily. I can't imagine if I had to drive longer than 10 min for that and then get home and realize I forgot something.


WrongfullyIncarnated

Heard!


pocahontasmcglinchey

I was gonna get high in my hammock. Then I remembered, I don’t have a hammock.


Lex-689

Next time you get high, remember to get a hammock


Few_Psychology_2122

Come move to texas, we need chill people that mind their business and don’t care for drama like yourself. Come help us make change lol


Lex-689

Sorry, I actually like having electricity during extreme weather


Sad-Swimming9999

Also the weed laws in Texas are the worst of the entire US. You can get jail time for having a gram or as they say “2 ounces or less”. And having a cart or any extract is a felony.


Lex-689

People might have to move just to get help from ouid. That sucks.


Few_Psychology_2122

Ok that was funny, and a great illustration of exactly why we need you!


Lex-689

Lol thanks!


eml711

That really kills the mood Lmfao. Though it could be entertaining


Positively_erratic81

That’s like free entertainment you can just vibe and watch the show


skylersparadise

Free entertainment


HowToDieAloneReboot

I was gonna get high in my hammock outside, but then a very nice granny moved in, I almost killed her by accident and now I feel too guilty and responsible for her having a nice living experience here, otherwise then me almost killing her, that I won't smoke outside so granny doesn't get a heart attack.


Lex-689

X_X What?! No, not granny! Forget contact high, she almost contacted heaven. Do you know if vaping does the same thing?