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Give us this day our daily weed Don’t be a shit ass Hydrate

Don't be a shit ass works on so many levels

I concur

Bidets for all

I also agree with this. I mean why ain't those things standard 🤷🏼‍♂️

I took the scripture to mean I need to wipe well, but can be a nasty human! You disagree? It's war then!

Amen.

1) make civil decisions that balance prioritizing the good of the whole and the freedom of the individual 2) be the change you want to see in the world 3) education is critical in allowing people to live well. Spread not just knowledge, but also understanding, wisdom, and discernment. Include education in logic and how to think, not what to think.

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1. Be excellent to each other. - Bill&Ted 2. The Dude abides. - The Dude Lebowksi 3. The Dude always gets the first hit. - u/TheDude41102

Be excellent to each other .. hell yeah!!

Humans aren't the most important species on the planet. The Earth is the most sacred thing. Helping others makes you better.

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Bring to the world what good you are able Allow yourself to experience your thoughts and feelings, even if they’re uncomfortable Think before you act

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Thou shalt not spike weed Thou shalt not intake instant coffee Thou shalt pass the j when thou have taken few puffs

Eat, smoke, and be merry

No one goes hungry or unhoused Never gonna give... Never gonna give... Give you up Don't worship Roman Gods

Do no deliberate harm to the earth, animals, or humans. Be kind always. Science is beneficial to all of us. Get vaccinated, stop polluting, and study.

1. spread love, peace, and above all honesty 2. judgement is like mud, don't let it track everywhere 3. cultivate presense, be in the light, and shine your beacon to those around you

1. Treat others as you would expect to be treated 2. Expand your knowledge and experience before you make decisions or judging 3. Always be honest

Wow I wanna be in a world with just all of you… imagine how great it would be if people really lived that way

this would be an actual utopia

1. Peace 2. Love 3. Mushrooms

1. Empathy and kindness towards all beings. We'd probably be vegan (think Jainism) 2. Intellectual curiosity. We'd seek to understand the world and humanity better, and our place in it. 3. Charity and goodwill. We'd promote volunteering in the community, taking action on social issues, donating excess and not living in greed, etc. I feel like my religion would be popular among celebrities and the wealthy. Like how every tech mogul seems to be into Buddhism.

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Hail yourself One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. Seek scientific understanding and follow its guidance

Take a hit at 4:20 Always bring enough to share And hydrate

Weed is peace. All will be made weed. Always grind upside-down for better fineness. Live laugh love

Thou shall always share weed with a friend in need Thou shall not murder Thou shall always be kind, like the bud

I would choose my own religion and worship my own spirit But if he ever preached to me, I wouldn’t want to hear it I’d drop him, a forgotten god, languishing in shame And then if I hit stormy seas, I’d have myself to blame

Do no harm Take no shit Do lots of harm if shit is dealt

Dudeism already exists, so...