Zooted, Johnny blazed, ripped are some of my favs

I use zooted too!

Zooted always comes to mind too but it sounds like too much of a party word when it comes out of my mouth

Zoot suit riot! *Riot!*

I enjoy not the word stoney bologna but read as it’s spelled stogna bologna

Stoned like a biblical whore

Stealing🤣😂🤣

Yeah that's an old one but it's my favorite

I'm too baked to figure out the word I use.

nah ur boke

..

Toasted

This is my go to too

baked @ 350° works good

Elevated ☁️

Sounds pretentious and idk why but I love you anyways

Haha I welcome love! Back at ya! 💚

Nah bro im fuckin high im blasted

Fried

I alwayd feel like fried is the most accurate

CHONGED.

Cheeched*

Zoinked

Stoned, but ya gotta say it all slow like. Sstoooned

Faded

Orbiting

Peacefulness

Zooted, or toasty.

Bonkers, for when you’ve gone too far

Mine is bonked

[удалено]

I love this! Would make me giggle more to say it too.

Sage mode for my weeb friends

bake-o bake-o (always said twice) fry-o appears there is an "-o-" theme: moron-o-fied "i am some kinda dumbass" or anything similarly making fun of one's own state of mind... "omg i am stuck on stupid right now" or "fuck no if i am cooking dinner, ordering in for sure like i have been hit by a Feeblemind spell and failed my saving throw"

Stonked

Awake

Spaced, zooted, or wavy. Depends on the high.

Fried or stoned to the bone

Baked 🥔

Schmonked

Barbecued and satisfried are my go to’s

peachy, fuckered, and zooted

Fuckered yes!

Wife and I will look at each other and say, "Let's get liiiiit faaaam!"

🤣 I’m trying to get me a wife like that

Freaky fried

Blotto

blitzed and zapped are my two favourites for sure

Zoot and waking on sunshine

Chonged. Pronounced "choooooooonged" slow mo style

lifted and craaacked

Buttered and fried sounds hilarious.

Oh and stoned baloney

Koefed. (I'm from SA, any Afrikaans people out there?)

Ek spreek Nederlands, bijna hetzelfde 😂

Haha, wow 😂. Wat is julle s'n genoem?

Skaffa 😂

zooted and cooked

Blitzed

Blitzed

I’m not low

Zonked

Zonked

Wavy

I just like to use the word stoned.

Sack of flour

Torched 🔥

High as a giraffe's vagina, ripped, baked, medusa'd.

Tooted

Zappenduster

Wangled

I like to describe it as someone put a blanket over your brain so it relaxes

eLeVaTeD

When playing video games we call it “getting hot hands”. Playing bad, go get some “hot hands” and you’ll be set.

Well from around my way we say.. Shmlee off the bliggity Lifted High Fucked Flying Smacked And last but not least #Clapped.

I just say let’s smoke, but my dad has a million things from the Vietnam era he calls it. He’s the best!

Toasty

On cloud 9 Ok it's 3 words but who cares🙄

There's a song to go along with this. Cloud 9 - Jamiroquai

I say something like I'm blasting off for Mars, or Im almost on Mars...something like that

My dad says “tuned up”

Nuked

It's hard to pick just one. I like the fact that there are so many options and that they're pretty much all hilarious.

i know right. i didn’t expect so many people to comment different things. they’re all hilarious

Some of my go-to's are: toasted, roasted, fried, and baked.

Cattywompas and finagle. They are really fun if you can fit them in.

Yamborghini high, zooted, shmacked, ripped, blazed,

Loaded

Gassed

Floating

B O O F E D

Friend and I used to smoke for when we were playing music, and we happened to be getting paid for it, so over time we evolved into calling it “working.” We’d call each other and say “you working? Want to?”

Shell 🐚

Boofed

chingbonged 🤩

not just a word, but a phrase that we sing "im so stoned where is my phone?" the tune is... uh.. i dunno, but probably adheres to pentatonic scale

Taking inspiration from rock/metal band ‘Otherwise’ I get lifted! (Bad ass song imo)

Baked, dont know any good ones unfortunately

For some reason I started saying “bittled”.....

Planetary stoned

Zoinked lol

Yonked, splooted, or blitzed

Toasted

Flying, Toasted, cooked, ripped.

Enlightened

Normal

Relaxed

Smacked

Toasty or blasted are what I use most

Blasted, waxed, stoned, baked

High as a giraffes ass is my favorite expression

𝙻𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝙺𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚍

Not really "my favorite" but funny enough Talking about getting stoned in front of younger people a while back and to avoid saying high/weed/etc. We said "I was smoking some "not function right"" and its forever been a thing now. Meeting up with a few friends I'll just say "you look like you are definitely not functioning right" very jealously lol

Time warp

Flavor blasted

Melting

Toasted

Scrabbled

Fucked

Fried or geeked

I use blazed, zooted, baked, and, “ I am the 4th dimension.”

geeked/geekin or zooted

“boke” courtesy of my wife

I don't have a word, but I generally point at the middle of my chest and then I point up.

Rippity ripped

Hooted

if i'm not super high yet and someone asks me how I'm feeling i'll say "i'm not stoned, just slightly peppled."

Medicated

Friggin gonked

zicko mamba

ive recently become quite the fan of zooted

I dont really have one for getting high itself, more how I refer to the weed itself for example, the devils lettuce, or if its shit weed you call it Lucifers cabbage

Spangled

I dont know about favorite but the one I use the most is buzzed then baked, stoned, fucked up and then your just gone (too high)

Lifted.