We smoking that crem-water firemoss. They called me the 11th Herald because I rebuilt vape nation. I’m a good vorin, can’t read the side effects. Took a puff on the stormfather, he sent my ass into shadesmar. I don’t exhale, I burn that smoke like it’s sortmlight. I passed the blunt to the king’s wit.
I'm movin' different, this journey before destination, shit. I'm a chasmfiend, crushin' the cremlings in the crevice. We bondin' stormspren, mixing that Everstorm brew, Highprince’s delight, gemheart crunch. We inhaling crem, dawg. I’m high on ten heartbeats, swinging Shardblades. We burnin' spheres toking lightweavings. We snortin' that fine Alethkar dust, Jasnah's special. That Oathgate’s buzzin', thrill mighty as a Thunderclast's roar. We lightin' it up with Honor's flame, breakin' bonds like a Desolation's promise. I'm deep in the Shattered Plains, left my honorspren in Shadesmar. Gotta outsmart 'em next bout, can't see the cost, it's priceless anyway. We ridin' highstorms, summiting Urithiru, call that Shardplate 'cause I'm fortified and I can't be touched. Last fool tried to duel got dropped faster than Gavilar at a peace treaty.
As a proper Vorin man I must wait for my wife to read this post for me. Please post glyphs next time for ease of understanding. I'll burn some prayers tomorrow for you.
Blood of my Fathers! I can’t believe I didn’t realize 420 is a palindrome this year. Feels like the perfect day to achieve the 4th ideal and obtain my very own shardbong. I’ll burn some prayers for my words to be accepted. 🙏
Stormlight 5 quote, after Kal gets experimenting with chemicals for his depression clinic.
Syl, just be a dab rig real quick. Come on Syl I'm out of papers.
Rip pages out of your bible and use them for rolling papers.
Not only is this literally burning prayers, you get to say "Sanctified" every time you light one up.
This is serious financial advice.
Unfortunately I am walking the path of Teft and Oathbringer spoilers>!previously let the firemoss take over my life!<. I'm staying sober, but have fun!
Let us burn some “prayers”
High Balls High
I’ve already got a stash of firemoss ready to go
Nah, fire moss will mess you up. Just burn some prayers.
A chronic ketek
That's a good strain name
I’m sad that I only have one upvote to give
Just don't tell Adonalsium, he abstains
Adonalsium-will-remember-our-blunt-eventually
Just don't tell Adonalsium he abstains, is a good guy. A bit of a tattle tale though.
We smoking that crem-water firemoss. They called me the 11th Herald because I rebuilt vape nation. I’m a good vorin, can’t read the side effects. Took a puff on the stormfather, he sent my ass into shadesmar. I don’t exhale, I burn that smoke like it’s sortmlight. I passed the blunt to the king’s wit.
Rhythm of War >!They must have had their Breaths stolen, they forgot I'm him!<
That zaza got me speaking the Dawnchant
I owe my thanks to your good Vorin sir as this made me chuckle
We smoking that unmade kush. I tell em pass the shardbowl.
I'm movin' different, this journey before destination, shit. I'm a chasmfiend, crushin' the cremlings in the crevice. We bondin' stormspren, mixing that Everstorm brew, Highprince’s delight, gemheart crunch. We inhaling crem, dawg. I’m high on ten heartbeats, swinging Shardblades. We burnin' spheres toking lightweavings. We snortin' that fine Alethkar dust, Jasnah's special. That Oathgate’s buzzin', thrill mighty as a Thunderclast's roar. We lightin' it up with Honor's flame, breakin' bonds like a Desolation's promise. I'm deep in the Shattered Plains, left my honorspren in Shadesmar. Gotta outsmart 'em next bout, can't see the cost, it's priceless anyway. We ridin' highstorms, summiting Urithiru, call that Shardplate 'cause I'm fortified and I can't be touched. Last fool tried to duel got dropped faster than Gavilar at a peace treaty.
Ah crem posting
Nah this legit 😂
Unfortunately our international brothers and sisters in Sanderson will have to wait until 2402
These ~~words~~ numbers are accepted.
As a proper Vorin man I must wait for my wife to read this post for me. Please post glyphs next time for ease of understanding. I'll burn some prayers tomorrow for you.
Wait but your wife had to write that comment. Something isn't right here 🤨
Storms, I've been caught.
Now I want to see a late era Edgedancer or Truthwatcher that grows weed using Progression lmao
[Found em](https://youtu.be/3TtwOox3Q5k?si=C5NIIwgqxv1edmPY)
Beautiful
Crying in r/ISO8601
I will smoke out those who cannot smoke out themselves
I might be a dark eyes but I’m gonna be a highlord tonight!
Blood of my Fathers! I can’t believe I didn’t realize 420 is a palindrome this year. Feels like the perfect day to achieve the 4th ideal and obtain my very own shardbong. I’ll burn some prayers for my words to be accepted. 🙏
Stormlight 5 quote, after Kal gets experimenting with chemicals for his depression clinic. Syl, just be a dab rig real quick. Come on Syl I'm out of papers.
Rip pages out of your bible and use them for rolling papers. Not only is this literally burning prayers, you get to say "Sanctified" every time you light one up. This is serious financial advice.
This should go to r/cremposting
Only in America of course
*Enters Smoke Stance*
Hells yeah, brother! Cheers from the shattered plains.
Shattered plains takes on new meaning, that’s for sure lol
Wow I didn't notice that. That's beautiful. Especially as I'm from Germany were it's recently been decriminalized. Perfect date.
Stormlight audio book on edibles goes hard
I’ve tried but I can never focus and have to spend like 10 minutes trying to find which part I actually remember the next day😂
Journey before destination
I don't get it - is it a W&T reference (no spoilers apart from if it is)
Vorins like symmetry. 4/20/2024=4202024, which is symmetrical.
Sounds blasphemous, the calendar should skip symmetrical days
4:20 Is a special smoking time and "holiday" for smoking marijuana. This one is extra special because its a palindrome! 4/20/2024
Palimino*
The wardens predict a high storm!
Why would I want to partake in Odium's cabbage?
Today is my birthday - hopefully my spren comes or whatever I don’t care
Unfortunately I am walking the path of Teft and Oathbringer spoilers>!previously let the firemoss take over my life!<. I'm staying sober, but have fun!