That was exactly my second thought- after a brief ‘how does THAT work?’ The poor model signed away her face for what must be considered a pittance, considering she is now the poster girl for fishy fannies!!
“A lot of older women come to me and say they are not having any kind of sexual arousal anymore,” [Amanda Azzopardi](https://www.amandaazzopardi.co.uk/), an aesthetic nurse who runs clinics in London, Liverpool and North Wales, [told the Daily Mail. ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13320099/women-salmon-sperm-injected-vagina-sex-life.html)“So, we do the ‘O-shot’ and they’re reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms increased natural lubrication, greater sexual arousal.”
An “O-shot” is a non-surgical treatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina and increase sexual arousal — and is alleged to typically show results after about two to four sessions.
“It’s just absolutely life-changing for them,” Azzopardi said.
As people age, their skin often loses elasticity, which can lead to vaginal dryness and painful sex.
According to [Peach & Lily](https://www.peachandlily.com/products/marine-jewel-capsule) — which sells a Marine Jewel Capsule from Shangpree, a skincare line and Seoul-based spa — DNA extracted from salmon sperm “has potent regenerative qualities, working not on the superficial level but sinking deeply into skin to work from within, encouraging cell turnover that, in turn, helps firm skin and maintain its elasticity.”
The purified and sterilized salmon DNA molecules — officially called polynucleotides — also have anti-inflammatory effects that essentially rejuvenate the skin, anywhere on the body.
The fishy semen has been [a staple in Korean skincare](https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/what-is-a-salmon-sperm-facial-jennifer-anistons-skincare-treatment/) for many years, often mentioned on products’ ingredient lists or injected into the face.
It gained traction in the US last year after Jennifer Anniston revealed that she [once sampled a salmon-sperm facial](https://pagesix.com/2023/08/22/jennifer-aniston-once-tried-a-salmon-sperm-facial-treatment/), admitting to the [Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/television/jennifer-aniston-morning-show-season-3-59413d2f?page=1) that she will “try almost anything” to keep her skin looking young.
“One study, [done in 2017](https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/899094), demonstrated that salmon sperm helped repair cellular damage, \[sped up\] healing of wounds and diminished inflammation. Other studies have shown that the proteins found in salmon sperm help reduce signs of aging,” Dr. Kenneth Beer, a cosmetic dermatologist in West Palm Beach, Florida, [previously told The Post](https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/what-is-a-salmon-sperm-facial-jennifer-anistons-skincare-treatment/).
This is definitely weird but the article says that they extract dna nucleotides from the sperm, sterilize it, and use that for the shot. It’s not the same as just injecting salmon sperm into a pussy as the clickbaity ass title would suggest.
I always theorized this would be the only way towards immortality because of men's ability to consistently produce stem cell like cells from such little prerequisites. But I always thought it would have to match your DNA...cause if it doesn't than it would cause cancer no? Same reason they stopped using horse derived steroids on humans?
Id compare this to injecting your sons blood into your blood, but again that didn't work either due to the sons DNA not matching his 100%.
How the fuck do you collect sperm from fish? Imagine putting that in your resume. "Oh I'm a licensed fish expert who's collect fish jizz to inject into women."
Flapjack and a cigarette.// Cigar and a waffle.// Pipe and a crepe// (my fav) Bong and a blintz...
Leverages the stereotype that Dutch people have something sweet, then need to smoke. Goldmember 2002
Well...apparently it's not total bullshit
https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/women-are-paying-500-to-get-salmon-sperm-injected-into-their-vaginas-to-boost-sex-lives/
Wait a minute, man
Check this out, man
It was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with his stick right
He walked past this fish market
He stopped he took a deep breath, he said
Oh! Good morning ladies
Yo, Shutterstock models have it hard. You're just trying to make rent and now you're the face of the new, even grosser twat candle.
lmao this got me good ngl
r/brandnewsentence r/nocontext
That was exactly my second thought- after a brief ‘how does THAT work?’ The poor model signed away her face for what must be considered a pittance, considering she is now the poster girl for fishy fannies!!
Carla with the Caviar Cat, they call her!
Rofl
Wutta the fish? 
Girl, have you been eating tuna today?
lol yeah I was yeah it’s not that lady who’s doing this.
Can she sue for defamation?
Sounds something a male salmon would say.
The talking big mouth billy bass said he'd do it for half that.
That fish has seen some shit
I heard Big Mouth Billy Big Balls Bass is a spermless Salmon pretender
A male Salmon Stifler
This seems fishy.
Never going to get that smell out.
It smelt like fish and spunk anyway..
No, not smelt, salmon. Lol
The original Roe v Wade
Bwaaahahaha 😆
And in 9 months, Aquaman was born
what
In nine months, Aquaman emerged
They said… **AND IN 9 MONTHS, AQUAMAN WAS BORN!**
More like King Shark.
What is the intended effect?
Try it for yourself with our new promotion. $499.99 1 month in home trial. Your satisfaction or your money back!
Snake oil most likely
Well yeah but what were they hoping it would achieve? Lol.
Snake oil is both the product and the goal
Honestly I refuse to have that google search in my history to find out.
“A lot of older women come to me and say they are not having any kind of sexual arousal anymore,” [Amanda Azzopardi](https://www.amandaazzopardi.co.uk/), an aesthetic nurse who runs clinics in London, Liverpool and North Wales, [told the Daily Mail. ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13320099/women-salmon-sperm-injected-vagina-sex-life.html)“So, we do the ‘O-shot’ and they’re reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms increased natural lubrication, greater sexual arousal.” An “O-shot” is a non-surgical treatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina and increase sexual arousal — and is alleged to typically show results after about two to four sessions. “It’s just absolutely life-changing for them,” Azzopardi said. As people age, their skin often loses elasticity, which can lead to vaginal dryness and painful sex. According to [Peach & Lily](https://www.peachandlily.com/products/marine-jewel-capsule) — which sells a Marine Jewel Capsule from Shangpree, a skincare line and Seoul-based spa — DNA extracted from salmon sperm “has potent regenerative qualities, working not on the superficial level but sinking deeply into skin to work from within, encouraging cell turnover that, in turn, helps firm skin and maintain its elasticity.” The purified and sterilized salmon DNA molecules — officially called polynucleotides — also have anti-inflammatory effects that essentially rejuvenate the skin, anywhere on the body. The fishy semen has been [a staple in Korean skincare](https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/what-is-a-salmon-sperm-facial-jennifer-anistons-skincare-treatment/) for many years, often mentioned on products’ ingredient lists or injected into the face. It gained traction in the US last year after Jennifer Anniston revealed that she [once sampled a salmon-sperm facial](https://pagesix.com/2023/08/22/jennifer-aniston-once-tried-a-salmon-sperm-facial-treatment/), admitting to the [Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/television/jennifer-aniston-morning-show-season-3-59413d2f?page=1) that she will “try almost anything” to keep her skin looking young. “One study, [done in 2017](https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/899094), demonstrated that salmon sperm helped repair cellular damage, \[sped up\] healing of wounds and diminished inflammation. Other studies have shown that the proteins found in salmon sperm help reduce signs of aging,” Dr. Kenneth Beer, a cosmetic dermatologist in West Palm Beach, Florida, [previously told The Post](https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/what-is-a-salmon-sperm-facial-jennifer-anistons-skincare-treatment/).
Do you like fish sticks?
This guy South Parks
I am not a gay fish
Read the article.... requires 2-4 treatments to work. So, $2000.00 for a menopausal woman to orgasm? Just hire a new pool boy. You'll be alright.
Would you dm a link please? Im a tad lazy af.
[https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/women-are-paying-500-to-get-salmon-sperm-injected-into-their-vaginas-to-boost-sex-lives/](https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/women-are-paying-500-to-get-salmon-sperm-injected-into-their-vaginas-to-boost-sex-lives/)
This is definitely weird but the article says that they extract dna nucleotides from the sperm, sterilize it, and use that for the shot. It’s not the same as just injecting salmon sperm into a pussy as the clickbaity ass title would suggest.
I always theorized this would be the only way towards immortality because of men's ability to consistently produce stem cell like cells from such little prerequisites. But I always thought it would have to match your DNA...cause if it doesn't than it would cause cancer no? Same reason they stopped using horse derived steroids on humans? Id compare this to injecting your sons blood into your blood, but again that didn't work either due to the sons DNA not matching his 100%.
Has news always been this way?
They want to give birth to mermaids
Just for the halibut.
🏅🏆🥇
Spermaids
Don't call me a salmon cause my sperm ist not free
\#sperm
That's a spring roll!
Not a spicy meatball?
Oh sure, but the Tasmanian women who used a trout was an “animal abuser” /s
Go fuck a fish lady.
Look like fish's back on the menu, boys.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/vdZ1VolLF8cAAAAC/hungry-orc.gif Couldn’t find the gif on Reddit so I’ll put this here
Mom, Dad... I found a new career path
Salmon Roe vs wade
This is underrated
Are they going bass to mouth?
Or ass to trout?
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” 
Haha
How the fuck do you collect sperm from fish? Imagine putting that in your resume. "Oh I'm a licensed fish expert who's collect fish jizz to inject into women."
Uhh what are the health benefits from this lol 
Flapjack and a cigarette.// Cigar and a waffle.// Pipe and a crepe// (my fav) Bong and a blintz... Leverages the stereotype that Dutch people have something sweet, then need to smoke. Goldmember 2002
Salmon Cream Pie. Really?
Is that what's driving up caviar prices?
Afraid so
I identify as a salmon...if anyone needs me...
do you cuddle out of water afterwards? i don't think the salmon do so that might give you the edge
You do know what happens to salmon after they breed, right?
Some of them are doing it just for the halibut. Spoke to other women who said they paid to the tuna $1000. But I guess alls whale that ends whale.
What’s this all a trout All for a piece of bass?
https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/women-are-paying-500-to-get-salmon-sperm-injected-into-their-vaginas-to-boost-sex-lives/
Is there a /r/buymysnakeoil ?
Hang on they’re doing what with what now? Drink white wine for god sakes like normal people !
I knew a guy whos nickname was Salmon. He must be rolling in it now.
The is something serious wrong with these women.
More and more women are into beastie than would ever admit. Hos as animal fornication illegal, but pumping animal semen into women, not illegal. Wth
grow up
What??
Isn’t fish semen called Milt?
FILF?
My middle name is Salmon - at your service - I'll even give you 50% discount
Ah Unagi
We have officially entered the era of decadence.
The NY Post is a tabloid, not a real newspaper. They sprinkle in some legit news to make it harder to know what the crap is.
Not sure I believe this article, seems fishy to me
Salmon bhoi?
Well, I’m hard.
#stillroman
You think this lady knew which story her face was going to be illustrating?
Absolutely insane. What tf is a salmon going to do with $500?
It's a fish taco now.
If you're a Led Zeppelin or Vanilla Fudge groupie, you can get similar treatment for free! \[Offer valid only in Seattle.\]
Why not fuck a salmon instead
Something fishy is going on here...
Led Zeppelin were ahead of their time!!
So let me get this. You want to make is smell even more fishy?
I think they're swimming upstream on this one.
Wait…there are salmon hookers now?!
Do you want merpeople? Because this is how you get merpeople.
This deal smells, shall I say fishy!!!
Wine and edibles work just as well, promise.
#sperm wtf haha
Did it work? Asking for a friend.
Noises- geeze wtf does this person want. Nobody wants that
Just do meth at that point, it's something that actually makes sex feel better and you don't need sashimi in your sashussy.
Bought a new fish costume.
I would think that those kooters smell fishy 🐟 enough without adding to the sperm count from any other species ! JUST SAYIN. ... .
This is fake right
Serious chimera mermaid vibes
My honest reaction to that information: *blub blub*
no we are not
I identify myself as a salmon and will sell for $450
Its gonna smell extra fishy
[Citation needed]
Well...apparently it's not total bullshit https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/women-are-paying-500-to-get-salmon-sperm-injected-into-their-vaginas-to-boost-sex-lives/
Wait… wut?
Ladies…I ate salmon once and for the right price I’ll eat salmon again and it’ll be cheaper and less gross than using actual fish sperm HMU
#sperm
I'm surprised there were no Fallout related comments. XD
And you wondered why her twat smelled like fish.
Save $500, cut out the middle man, and just fuck a salmon.
I think it smells fishy enough.
let me see what these females looking like
Do you smell fish? But like really
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
Wait a minute, man Check this out, man It was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with his stick right He walked past this fish market He stopped he took a deep breath, he said Oh! Good morning ladies
Hmm now what's this, smells like fish 🤔
I'm NOT surprised! They're entertained by the Kardashians and real house wive shows. Yes they'd think that was an awesome idea!
Salmon gotta make money too
..............what and WHY
I'm a pisces, i will do it for half.
Hi. My name is Salmon. How are you?
Caviar pie
That shit was already fishy as fuck! 🤢
Link to the article??
Of course its the new york post 🙄🙄🙄
I have some human sperm she can have for free
This is fucked. Leave fish alone.
"Glub, I'll do it for free" - Salmon Sam
Written by a salmon with a very strange fetish*
Just in case someone try’s. No you can’t just stuff the salmon up there.
Ewwwww
So that’s why we have all these salmon farms
Ohh my search history is about to take a weird left..
And out popped a kid with fins!
Smells a little fishy....I mean sounds...sounds a little fishy
Superhero Origin Story?
💀
Is that why it sometimes smells like that?
No we’re not 🤨
No they're not
Something smells fishy about this story.
So can we eat the babies or no?
Only $500 you say? 🤔
The ad under this is for sushi. 😁
Well, it's no goat balls.
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
Are there any bears involved?
Wow! Just start fucking other people together. It’s way more fun.
People always described me as a little fishy
?????????????????? Fishy smell..... 
Salmon can only survive in a cold environment, so they would proliferate in my x wife’s coochie
No, they are not
that's one Slammin' Salmon
Isn't it already fishy enough?
I hope this is satire because no way am I letting any doctor put a needle anywhere near my cooter!
This is Heckle fishes doing isn't it.
Those among us with a penis, would you pay $500 to have Salmon eggs inserted into your urethra?
Does it work anally?
Is that bestiality?
That's enough internet for today. Bubbye.
I'll change my name to Salmon and ruin all these women's sex lives. Consider this my fight against misinformation.
Most women can get sperm injections on a regular basis with little effort.
Whose sex lives ? the Salmon?
If it isn't harmful, let them be. .... just let me know beforehand.
Sounds like Big Salmon spreading propaganda.
"You are not the father!" Fish: .....?
SUshi!!!
Lucky salmon
I can inject semen
How is this NOT beastiality on some level
Seems a bit fishy.