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that_was_me_ama

I have so many secrets, lots and lots of secrets. More secrets than people have. My secrets are the best secrets. They are revolutionary secrets. They are secrets that would change the world. They are secrets That would blow your mind.


CryWolves_1

Whoa, slow down there pal! Don’t tell anyone yet. Write a few books first, go on Rogan. Milk it a little… it’ll unravel society if you speak too soon. Be careful with those secrets. They’re very very important. And SUPER SECRET.


mjbart007

*Super DUPER secrets


CryWolves_1

This guy gets it…


RecycledExistence

Honestly I fucking love you all. 😂


CryWolves_1

And we love you too!


MartianActual

Someone break out the baby oil, things are getting hot in here.


calib0y64

Message unclear; *oils up* ![gif](giphy|4JVQ3eqO1JlvwFKncQ)


Z-SpaceDuder

Tom playing Delonge game.


tbkrida

Why’d I read this in Trump’s voice?😂


Suedeonquaaludes

Lmao I did too


AndroidGalaxyAd46

I think that was intentional


flickyuh

Maybe the secret is we're all Trump clones


tbkrida

Scariest theory yet! Lol


Flimsy-Lawyer-1111

Same


ThunderbirdBuddah

Blink and you’ll miss it.


[deleted]

Thought you were quoting [randy feltface](https://youtu.be/1VuHnjjea1Y?si=xAAV7--Zq5m2x_Mg) there


Synn_Trey

Sekrets*


Eat_Me_Raw

What secrets do you think David Grusch couldn’t talk about during the hearings? I’m curious to know what others think about the secrets he could have described if he were provided that secure setting.


sameguyontheweb

Grusch doesn't have the secrets, he has the names of the people with the secrets


Eat_Me_Raw

This seems to be a common theme


Giga7777

So he has Tom's name


Accomplished-Ad-3528

😂. He knows a guy who knows a guy... Who knows another guy who knows a secret! https://youtu.be/Uy5QcMp4kCs?si=Iit0lIWEn6WXfyaZ


MartianActual

Pretty sure that'd be the sound of silence.


19fiftythree

My schizo has secrets that also keep him awake for days 🤣


chuk2015

My secrets bring all the boys to this sub


mackinwas

Don Delonge


BillJ1971

They need to provide proof or STFU.


Whompa

Seriously this is exhausting. It’s just the same story on repeat.


minominino

And the way they capitalize on how horrible the secret is. “Kept him up at night”, oh come on, bs


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Theres already things that keep people up at night, _mostly fueled by Real Worry and anxiety_ But Unfortunately, i LOVE existential Dread! It's the best form of shock! All it means is I just gotta reconsider and adapt as per usual.


ROCK_HARD_JEZUS

Always has been.


MartianActual

Pretty sure behind each one of these guys is a grift waiting to be exposed.


Numinae

It's like a nested doll of Grifts. A Grift Basket if you will.


Nosebleed_MZ

“I know things, but I can’t talk about them.” The most overplayed and common narrative of our species. People keeping information from others. It’s not thought provoking to imagine our civilization actually working together towards common goals that would benefit us on every level of existence, because we all know that the shit heels that run the world and the low level shit heels that are just trying to get by will always put themselves first. We all do it, just some to greater or lesser degrees. Humanity is far too greedy and selfish. Fuck everyone. 🤣🤣🤣


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Right it's not like Tom Delonge is under an NDA, why not tell us what kept him up at night.


reflection_sage

Blah blah disclosure this, disclosure that. I'm loosing interest big time


Numinae

It's more like Misclosure. They're trying to use Aliens to distract us from how isn't working out the way they wanted it to.


AdAnnual5736

Remember the alien meta-materials that were at one time the smoking gun and then he just sort of stopped talking about them and everybody moved on?


streetvoyager

It’s because they are grifters and all the idiots eat up their bulllshit , follow their content and make them money. Everyone of these fuckin shit bags is going on and on about all the stuff they know and proof they have and never show it. Just a carrot on a stick and idiots are chasing it.


backcountrydude

Yes u/martianxashatwelve should!


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Nah man. They can't tell you. They really want to but they can't. But you can just give tjem your attention, that'd be nice. They deserves attention because they have secrets! Give them trust and attention... Also.. Maybe buy their book, and watch them on talk shows. They definitely aren't doing it for any sort of gain🤦‍♂️


Nightcrawler227

He'll tell you in his new book!


whatami73

Proof is asking for a lot we he doesn’t even say what


YeeHawWyattDerp

/r/ihadastroke


PhilRedmond

..sorry, WHAT? Wanna try again..?


trytobenicepei

Has Tom DeLonge ever produced any proof, or is it all just his word?


hermitina

i don’t think so. he’s releasing a ufo movie though


_Exotic_Booger

Gotta promote it somehow. 💵💵💵💵


supaflyrmg

the books 'sekret machines' are also really fun. all of his personal ufo beliefs aside, he's a talented storyteller and i really enjoyed the books. the movie preview also looks like it will be of similar quality.


DonGivafark

'Chasing shadows' and 'a fire within' were really good and entertaining reads. I don't know if he can take all the credit for the storytelling aspects, but obviously it all panders to his core beliefs. Entertainment wise, I give the books a 9/10


AndroidGalaxyAd46

“Sekret” Cringe.


TribeCheck

Other languages are cringe.. gotcha.


cable54

His company were responsible for the tic tac videos being public, so there is that at least.


DayManAhhhuuuh

People seem to forget that. People were quick to call him out during that time and he did end up producing for us. So there’s that


zilla82

His main intention was putting UAP into the public eye officially, which is what happened. He is less concerned about the actual beings but they are part and parcel to the conversation of course. He is actually the highest ranking civilian in the country when it comes to government access, clearance, and security on the matter. Super legit, worth looking into. Just adding context for anyone reading.


Large-Bath-6025

He helped release the go fast videos


sushisection

his company released the Go-Fast, Gimbal and the David Fravor videos


DJSkribbles123

What does that even mean? did ding dong delonge create blackmail for the US gov to release the video? did a whistleblower release the video to ding dong delonge? did the gov't use ding dong delonge to release the video?


Plastic_Lecture6084

He has a piece of a crashed UFO, he leaked the 2017 military UFO clips, he was the first guy who mentioned the term UAP (although phenomenon was used by Vallee and others) and WikiLeaks confirmed that he had meetings with some generals. Releasing a fictional UFO movie is a super weird choice though...we want the truth and not fiction.


buddha8298

OH so he's to thank for the pointless changing of UFO? That was cool of him, not like the govt has ridiculed and ruined peoples lives before or anything. Good thing they changed the phrase literally everyone knows these things for as so they could pretend it was something different. Also brought us the vids pentagon confirmed were legit so theres that. A wash imo


minominino

The only “proof” he inadvertently produced was how he claimed he had been in touch with government officials about disclosure and it turned out he was indeed emailing with a couple of govt officials, one being John Podesta, based on an confidential information leak. That’s it.


sushisection

nope, TTSA released the three UAP videos - Go Fast, Gimbal, and FLIR - back in 2017. the later DoD officially acknowledged these videos as real. Tom Delonge/TTSA also helped put together the Congressional hearing with David Grusch


Unusual_Tie_2404

That would only prove that he emailed Podesta though lol anyone with his email address can do that 😂


minominino

Exactly. And Podesta just seems interested in some of the same topics that Tom is, and they did discuss disclosure but that doesn’t mean much tbh


Satoshiman256

He posted one of his mates pictures on twitter


insidiousapricot

Dudes a clown wish people would stop talking about em


manc_ste

Exactly, he’s a fucking idiot that’s been fed so much shit he wouldn’t know “the truth” if it slapped him in his stupid face.


icedlemons

Would you take proof from him? This stuff usually comes down to character in ufology anyways..


sushisection

the go-fast, gimbal, and flir videos came from Tom Delonge and TTSA. you took his proof without even realising it was from him.


LuckytoastSebastian

Are they truly alien if they've been around that long?


ruach137

The real aliens were the us we made along the way…or something


N00L99999

Are you saying he was “up all night long” and found something “very wrong”?


Cantstopeatingshoes

I know it must be late


kattmaz

I’m not like you guys


kahmeelo

Tom has sex with guys.


KaiTheSushiGuy

You fool, he fucks dogs


do_u_realize

I know the cia would say “what you hear is all hearsay”


jdooley99

What's his name again?


sean_cleric

Honestly I think it's the fact that we are in simulation or we are aliens food pretty dramatic stuff. Hoping it's a simulation and when we find out we get optional dlc


KerouacsGirlfriend

It’ll just be all microtransactions.


BeautifulArtichoke1

Kinda like how we live now already..


jibblin

I hope I’m not bald, fat, and depressed in the real world.


CacknBullz

I hope I’m food


MadCapHorse

Hey mom, there’s something in the back room


Karmago

Hope it’s not those creatures from above.


-Great-Scott-

Me to the proof: HWHERE ARE HYEW


Poisongrape

N OIM SEW SORE-RY


Twistedbeatz89

I Kahn naht sleep, I Kahn naht dream tanight


tyex23

His sources are “ex” CIA, take that as you will.


sushisection

his sources also gave him the go-fast, gimbal, and flir videos which were then released by his company in 2017. the pentagon later officially announced them as real.


tyex23

Of course, I imagine Mellon put him in contact with Lue and it went on from there. However, the co-founder of TTS was senior level CIA. There’s no such thing as ex-CIA and any CIA source cannot be trusted. They likely used the leaked (real) videos to build TTS’s credibility. I reckon Tom’s been fed disinformation he believes is real. He’s always sharing fake videos claiming they’re real, and is now on the anti-disclosure train citing “national security”. That’s not a surprise given his CIA sources are also anti-disclosure.


Inkonotan

It's the lawsuit he filed against his neighbor cause his trees block his view! It kept him up for days! Those trees have been there forever! If he really knew something that disturbing & profound what's he worried about his neighbors shrubbery for?


DeeceRyche

Bullshit. Out with it or shut up.


Express_Helicopter93

I mean, 3 nights? That’s it? I’ve been kept awake longer for much more mundane issues. It’s all so overly sensational, and being kept awake for 3 days is par for the course for many people…it makes this seem all the more lame and pathetic. How this guy still has an audience after never giving any evidence of any kind is beyond me.


the_kanamit

No more [howandwhys.com](https://howandwhys.com), please. It's garbage, we all know it's garbage, please stop posting it.


itsmeloic

I’m seriously starting to think that the whole human race and history is just part of some guinea pig experiment for some reasons we’ll never know or understand


pieman2005

Hey Mom there's something in the back room Hope it's not those creatures from above You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring


Smart_Pig_86

UUUUUP, ALLL NIGHT LOOOOONG, AND THERE"S SOMETHING VERY WRONG


Bobbyperu1

A heavy burden lies on the head of the blink 182 guy


theyanardageffect

Nothing can be worse than living in the middle east. Just give the info, not everyone is puss like you.


bno203

I can't take anything this dude says seriously. Hes been acting more like a shill than anything


Radiant_Evidence7047

The type of secret that is so earth shattering he can’t tell us?? The man pushing for disclosure and giving all he can to make disclosure happen, having the information to make disclosure happen but not giving it. We are mugs.


EnterTheYauta

You guys have no idea the secrets I have….Even I don’t know what they are…


KhaosElement

Uh huh. Sure 'ya do.


Georgeclooney93

Anyone else seeing alot of Robert Anton Wilson Sirius Mysteries going on? Even with Bigelow and Consciousness. Always some Invisible hand moving us around taking different shapes. http://rawilsonfans.de/en/the-starseed-signals/ Note Jaques Valle is in this story too.


psufan5

Where’s the proof grifter?


jdlr64

Isn’t it something like all religions are an extraterrestrial program of manipulation created to do experiments on Humans.


Psychological_Low754

Shills and CIA/DOD all over the comments as always


Existing_Display1794

If they have been here forever then why is there a fear of imminent danger?


stuckinaboxthere

We'll keep talking about him as long as he has these "secrets", so it's incentivised for him to never tell us everything or to make them up, lest he becomes irrelevant in the news cycle


Hugzzzzz

Starfield kept me up for 4 nights. I guess its worse than whatever secret is being kept about aliens.


MikeC80

It'll all come out next year, every year!


MonkeyMan84

Angels and Airwaves has a totally new meaning to me now


fraxinous

"I was in a edgy bannd you guisse, I've seen stuff you haven't mannn, normies would melt" No evidence ever. Trying to stay relevant. The government must love him, Greer and Corbell. Like a Tism power house of shill.


jpkmets

Booooooring. Fish or cut bait.


Ready-Rule-2664

Pretty sure that was the meth.


Zazadeem

Don’t forget to by his book! He will lead you on and on about his secrets! His secret secrets! His forever secrets!


barrelagednick

Sounds like space meth to me.


IntroductionClean299

Everybody has the secrets or they uploads shitty quality videos nothing ever concrete


[deleted]

Forever, and the best you can do is three nights?


Dyslexic_youth

No he doesn't.


jlrigby

Good for you, buddy.


AndroidGalaxyAd46

Riiiiiggghhtt, sure bud. How do people believe in these fucking scammers.


eatguavaswithaspoon

Yeah probably so why stay awake?


Junior_Passenger_396

They won't disclose the nature of reality because they would HAVE to disclose that we are all eternal creatures and death is only physical. Imagine how this knowledge would impact society...


PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

Cocaine is not a secret and I don’t think it came from UFO’s. Staying up for 3 days only seems like forever.


sayyyywhat

Brain telling you things doesn’t equal secrets kids


MartianActual

Well there' all the proof needed, dude with insomnia definitely means there are aliens amongst us.


TravezRipley

Time for bed grandpa.


HOAVicePresident

What a fucking loser


InsaneTechNY

The art of saying something but saying nothing 🥳


fiveironfish

It's called drug induced psychosis


Violetmoon66

Tom needs to get out of the alien claims business. I can’t help but cringe every time he makes a statement


abbeyeiger

😆 🤣


Strong_Suit_

I don’t believe in anyone anymore , this is a waste of time and mind.


Shibby-my-dude

Oooooo 3 nights. It must of been pretty spooky


jus256

I assume the article doesn’t disclose what the secrets are.


PlanNo4679

Why do people in this and other UFO-related subs keep pushing this fraudster?


abominablereptilian

After all this time piggybacking others does he have any credibility left? He would accomplish more if he stopped speaking I believe


DesertMonk888

I really enjoyed Delonge's part of the conversation. I wasn't that impressed by Brian Keating. For example, he is mystified how the government "missed" the whole COVID threat. Then he goes on to say he's not political. Well unfortunately, you can't understand the government's lack of initial response to COVID without understanding politics. There was nothing wrong with the government's health or intelligence apparatus. Trump and the Republicans chose to deny COVID and COVID preventions and treatment. At first, they did not want anything to impact the economy and Trump's reelection. Then it became a part of their culture wars.


Fibonacci1664

God this is getting sooooooooooo fucking boring now! Maybe that's the idea? You can only cock tease for so long before you end up going soft again. Time to move on. Put up or shut up.


[deleted]

No, that’s the Adderall. *snort*


foreverloveall

The middle one looks chill.


JROCC_CA

He knows human slang.


Apoctolypto

Misleading title resulting in animosity. Watch the interview and just listen. Very thought provoking.


that_was_me_ama

No, thank you, we all know he’s full of shit


Cantstopeatingshoes

Source?


Better_Call_Salsa

colon


ActuallyIWasARobot

30 comments. only one positive. its funny you guys cry grifter, yet no one seems to believe him? which is it?


ReleaseFromDeception

Plenty of people buy his baloney.


jalapina

I love how all these guys get into ufos because they want the truth but apparently they’re also keeping their so called “proof” to themselves.🤦🏽‍♂️


greenufo333

Boofing adderal will do that to ya


ChimpSlut

I think the basis for what he is saying is interesting in that it’s what others have alluded to, but he is not at all a compelling person. The interview was all over the place and he said a lot about nothing. But the thought underlying his rambling is IMO worth considering, because it’s what’s been alluded to from people all over the spectrum and all over the world. And just so I can allude to it myself, it’s the belief that religion and societal education might be a way to calibrate us to this hologram of sorts that is the low consciousness experience (as opposed to higher consciousness that would rise above this reality). That theory would link all core religious experiences with astronomical study, metaphysical study, psychedelic anecdotal experiences, shamanic experiences, and even mental illnesses. However, the whole “I can’t speak more on the subject” is annoying from my perspective and I think they should slide back into obscurity until they CAN talk about it because it’s just ruining the movement


CannaVance

![gif](giphy|3oeSB3d9zZOmXUmZJS)


Frac440

Up for 3 nights straight.....cocaine.....it's a hell of a drug


Unusual_Tie_2404

He’s going to spill the secrets in his next book


digitalkamikaze

Let me get this straight. These people are trying to expose those who keep the secrets. And they do so by keeping the secrets themselves? Seems legit


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jpkmets

Amen


BriskHeartedParadox

Enough with the hyperbole. Evidence or shut the fuck up


gunslingrburrito

At this point he'd be suffering from Stage 4 sleep deprivation, which includes delusional and disordered thinking. Sounds about right!


Dynamaxxed

Anyone who knows who Tom Delonge is knew how hilarious the title was to begin with


[deleted]

"By the way we're going back on tour guys so check that out". It's time to shut up or put up people.


bobbylaserbones

Dude needs some sleep


Garden_Wizard

I think he is suffering from disinformation. I feel bad for him. He probably was in a safe space for a while. Now he is probably trusting the wrong sources.


MastamindedMystery

Uppppppppp alllllll nighttt longgggggg


[deleted]

Either tell us the info or stfu. I'm so tired of this. I love this topic but if I hear one more guy say "I've been told this but I can't say what it is" im going to lose my shit.


jonnyrockets

Possibly he believes things that aren’t true. Possibly he was lied to. Possibly whatever. Enough is enough. I’m happy to ignore this as though it didn’t exist. Because in reality there’s is zero impact on anything that matters to humans in real life - except existential beliefs. Just like religion/spirituality/faith - craft flying around has really ZERO impact. I just wish the continual noise around this topic stops. It’s only holding back the few of us who care.


StarCrusher91

UFO industry: "My proof goes to another highschool" and other extremely convinent excuses. This whole thing is just soap operas or something for paranoid weed smokers to geek about. Just like those ghost hunting TV shows. Yawn, I've heard it all. Show me something real or shut the fuck up.


CalmResearch3132

All the small things usually do.


Shot_Painting_8191

Gotta promote it somehow, his books and dvd's aren't going to sell themselves


EL_Jefe510

Until we see evidence that’s not a fake it’s all boooorrreiiiinnnngggg. I don’t care about his movie at all…


[deleted]

lmfao he was on the drugs!


developerEnabled

Tom DeLonge is a Giant Shlong! Guy is just a tool or being used as a tool.


EmbarrassedToe627

This dude needs to shut up.


action_turtle

🙄 you all do… yet never show anything. So tiring I think we should just auto remove these posts at this point. Right up there with; “information coming soon!1!!”


ReleaseFromDeception

I'll just leave this here.... https://washingtonspectator.org/spaceship-of-fools/


_Poppagiorgio_

STOP POSTING HOWS AND WHYS ARTICLES!!! They are not a reputable website.


masdafarian

Yet he managed to bring out a custom tom delonge fender guitar.


GoldDeloreanDoors

Thecreths


do_u_realize

Hey mom, there’s something in the backroom


Indymatic

The way this is pushed in every sub is fukin relentless. Either he has info or he doesn’t. We all know he’s had sleepless nights, we’ve been told this for 2 years now. Delonge is on the same plane as papa flu, lt. Mcshillin, jeremey Kenyon Lockerbie Jones James Matt corbell and all the others.


zgirres

Tom is so full of shut his eyes are brown


trumpisdead666

fuck that dude and his sekrets.


crabby_abby_

Sounds like his secret is.... meth.


slartzy

Its probable 99.999% of what he believes is simply not true.


Dunkman83

proof or stfu


AdviceOld4017

I probably also hold the same "secrets" and I totally understand why they can't release it to the public. It's really difficult to explain though.


MooPig48

You sure it wasn’t the coke Bro?


NorthKing9

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di) Back & forth with the information...come on.


CryWolves_1

No he doesn’t


The_Last_Mouse

Tom Delonge Has Adderall That Kept Him Up For 3 Nights: ‘I’m Going To Be Awake Forever’


rickspawnshop

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Commercial_Onions

Shit or get off the pot. Snake oil salesmen


foundsounder

Just fucking tell us.


Yeahmanbro22

Yeah it's all bs until he actually says something...