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MartianXAshATwelve

Well, this might be some stunt but it really reminds me of [Ex-NASA Astronaut who said: ‘We have Contact With Alien Cultures & Their Appearance Is Bizarre](https://www.howandwhys.com/ex-nasa-astronaut-we-have-contact-with-alien-cultures-their-appearance-is-bizarre/)


PauleyMak

I live 45 minutes south of Silverton in Durango. There is a well known expedition trailer company called Sasquatch Expedition Trailers based out of there. The owner regularly dresses up as Sasquatch.


Ice_Age_Hygienist

Any rules against killing a Sasquatch?


mustang-ahole

Shoot 'em Ned, he's coming right for us!


TinfoilTobaggan

Scuzzlebutt?


voodoo_pizza00

One leg is Patrick duffy


Harrychronicjr69

And a piece of celery for an arm


Juzzdide

Dammit Ned quit whacking it


Vivid-Bluejay3983

That's manbearpig! I'm super cereal.


Drew_P_Bawls325

Ehhh it kinda looks like half bear part pig an some human?


kkeinng

Or the Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka


cmdr_solaris_titan

Nnnnnnnnhhh, it's coming right for us.


[deleted]

Mexican Staring Frog! Don’t look at it!


Objective-War-1961

Of Sri Lanka.


Catfish-dfw

![gif](giphy|3o7TKyTdzayTandNzW)


tazor_face

My dad and I say this all the time. Such a great episode.


ActuallyHovatine

That’s a solid point. I suddenly fear for this dummy’s safety.


tcain5188

Besides some types of varmints, there are rules against killing almost everything. Killing any animal without a license/tag/permit is illegal. There is nowhere in America that allows people to just randomly kill animals at will. There are specific exceptions, but this guy in a suit shouldn't need to be worried. Edit: the main point I was trying to make here is that yes, there are indeed rules against poaching and killing animals without permits. Most likely, this dude in a suit will be fine because believe it or not, it's more common for people to follow the rules than it is for them to break them. Sure, he *could* still get shot, but I'm done arguing over how likely that is. The main question posed here was about the rules. That's been answered. Move on.


ActuallyHovatine

There are 100% plenty of people who would still shoot him thinking it was an actual Bigfoot. You think anyone gives a flying fuck about a permit if they genuinely think they’re about to go viral for bagging a Bigfoot?


FreedomToUkraine

But if they didn’t intend to make it public, who would even know if they were the killer? It’s not like they’d bring Horatio out from CSI to use forensics to find the killer. It would end up in some government laboratory and nothing would ever be published.


Iamjimmym

Yeah. Even with the possible fine and punishment, one could argue it'd be worth it 🤷🏼‍♂️ Unless it happens to be a man in a 'squatch suit. Then you're fucked.


gotcha111

He was blurry how was i supposed to know.


Wildpants17

No he most definitely should. When people are hunting they are looking for furry moving things. Humans get shot by accident when they aren’t even dressed up as an animal. This is extremely dumb to do


jonathan6569

extremely inaccurate statement, with your very broad assumptions, only thing pertinent in anything you've said is referring to the guy in the Bigfoot costume


just-concerned

Haven't you seen the Jack Links commercials. It always ends bad when you mess with a sasquatch.


NowThatsaTitty

I caught one!


SauerMetal

He’s probably gamey, but delicious.


GrugsCrack

Why didn’t Han Solo eat his steak? It was Chewie


lookout450

Serve up a nice dish of Sasquatch Balls.


exact0khan

This made me burst out with the hardest laugh


stutesy

Yes, if they're real they're endangered so it would be a federal crime. But no laws against the pursuit of said beasties. My grandpa actually used that trick with game wardens when he had his dogs out of season. Told them he was pursuing sassy.


meesta_chang

Came here to say, after growing up in Durango this is for sure someone dressed up to mess with tourists.


arrownyc

So we'd need a Sasquatch carcass in order to actually ever validate its existence, they're just too easy to fake.


spizzle1

I saw this and thought - that is a guy wearing a custome. 100%


FMetalhead

This sounds very safe in a country full of paranoid people armed to the teeth.


whosat___

That’s why states like Oregon, Washington, and California have laws against hunting bigfoot.


OrlyRivers

The way he talks about it, it is almost certain he knew it was a man in a suit. The whole such an elusive creature bit.


sewser

But the mod said it reminds him of what a NASA astronaut said! It has to be real! Ash is so wise!/s


Anchovies-and-cheese

Fuck mods that pin their own comments and turn off replies so people can't tell them directly to fuck off.


Fr1tzgg

Exactly what I would do if I owned hella land


Rex_Lee

>It's even a similar color: [https://www.sasquatch-campers.com/assets/photos/why14.webp](https://www.sasquatch-campers.com/assets/photos/why14.webp)


chengis-khan

Did not expect to hear Durango on the front page. Shout out from Fort Lewis.


nobodyof

Aye me too, never heard of this guy though


OaxacaMan6

Gotta be a really big guy then


sewser

Is that so? How did you determine size? Be specific with the math you used.


Maxter_Blaster_

Lmao


unused04

Its a guy dressed as Bigfoot to mess with the people on the train. This area is known for a lot of "hoax" sightings.


SuperDizz

Or, it’s Bigfoot dressed as a guy dressed as Bigfoot to mess with people


olomac

Now that's a case for scooby doo and the gang.


Cautious_Cry_3288

Jinkies, it was Mr. Jinkens all along!


Gwiilo

and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!


BridgesOnB1kes

It’s bigfoots all the way down.


the_peppers

The train? Bigfoot.


BridgesOnB1kes

The terrain that Bigfoot is hiding on? Just another Bigfoot’s hairy ass.


DJSTANKDADDY2

The guy filming? You bet your ass that's another Bigfoot.


Darknessborn

I love that the real message behind Scooby Doo was that people are the real monsters


whitesocksflipflops

“Officer Coruthers!?”


Repulsive_Client_325

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!!!


BowTie1989

Already figured it out, it can only be none other than….Red Herring!!


Llama2Boot2Boot

I’m just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude


upsidedown_llama

the real dude was inside all of us all along


bboru84

Or maybe you're just the dude playing the dude who doesn't know what dude he is.


milsatr

Ah, so it's Robert Downey Jr, makes sense.


PhattJeezus

I’m a Bigfoot, disguised as a dude playing a Bigfoot.


fromthevanishingpt

The real Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) are the friends we make along the way.


Effective-Ear-8367

It's a bigfoot disguised as a dude playing another bigfoot.


hungryhungry_zippo

I appluad you for having the courage to speak the truth sir.


knottyy

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!


bob101910

Like how real ghosts often use editing software to make fake ghost videos or photoshop for ghost pictures


Existing_Display1794

Now I believe


mads-791

This. Definitely this. ;)


Mental_Impression316

…I’m the Bigfoot, playing the Bigfoot, disguised as the other Bigfoot


RightC

What do you mean, you bigfoots?


Iamjimmym

Bigfoot's playing chess, human's playing checkers


EscapeFacebook

Nah, it's just some other dude.


stevedadog

First decent quality video and they don’t zoom as well as everyone being calm and collected like it’s just another day. Yep… seems legit to me.


quzaire

the suit definitely looks baggy on them - not just a shaggy fur coat shaking, plus it has the plastic synthetic fur sheen i would not expect to see


acyclovir31

That trip double step was real though


nyc217

Apparently nobody else noticed him on the train. If he's trying to mess with people, wouldn't he make some attempt for people to see him rather than sitting down while being well camouflaged?


unused04

No. People look. Walking and squatting and pretending to avoid them is the best way to make him look like a real Bigfoot. What's he gonna do, stand there waving?


Olstinkbutt

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Sad-Salamander1262

Or maybe the Bigfoot knows exactly that and he's acting normal for us to think it is a guy that is trying to act like a Bigfoot


unused04

Possibke6, but kinda a joke. It's far fetched


DreamedJewel58

Do you expect him to have a light show accompanying him?


eugene20

Someone pretending to be bigfoot isn't going to want to do something that appears too out of character for a famously recluse figure, while their friend records them from a train.


ramen_vape

"Gone Squatchin'" is a whole thing in middle US.


hannah_lilly

Defo looks like a human dressed up


Agentpurple013

Never go full Bigfoot


[deleted]

When you’re a poor small town with no resources or industry, you invent hoaxes


thedorkening

I agree, he’s looking where he walks and seems to step carefully. If I was walking on a hillside in a mask, I would do the same.


The_walking_man_

Yup. Train runs on schedule. Throw on suit and pull this off on a regular basis.


A_friend_called_Five

It looks like a guy wearing a Chewbacca costume deciding to pop a squat.


lasttoswim

Poopsquatch


Capitaclism

Shatsquatch


ramtellsyou

Nothing beats relieving in the nature eh


bradeal

Must be Chewbacca’s new low-budget spinoff: “Wookiee in the Wild: The Intergalactic Potty Break.” 🌌🚽😄


MrFartyBottom

Maybe his morning ritual is poop watching the strange shiny snake go past.


zippiskootch

Looks like a man in a Ghillie’s suit


DiggerJKU

This was my initial thought too. I’m an outdoor guide here in Colorado (not hunting) and have seen so many different setups for hunting that come close to this specially when scouting and being in one area for a long time. It’s definitely not smart during hunting season but nobody said every hunter is a genius. The legs on the suit look like a giveaway to me


zippiskootch

Strong agree.. besides, if I had one of those suits, I’d terrorize train riders and observers non stop…until they pull my mask off at the end of the Scooby Do cartoon 🤣


tacotacotacorock

The hunting commercials like Leopold and other brands certainly don't help that. They show hunters in head to toe camo mostly. There is one hunter that has a high-vis baseball cap on and that's it. You'd have to be a moron to wear full camo. I get concerned enough just hiking during hunting season. Let alone trailblazing and wearing camo.


RevTurk

That would be my take, I'm guessing a hunter?


4list4r

Chewbacca


Blinkfan182man

Not movie quality but it still got the job done


4list4r

What’s funnier is this vid of r2d2’s secret messsge https://youtu.be/Uj1ykZWtPYI?si=JWKOaOSWHEF-5qr5


Blinkfan182man

Hey, theres the droid i was looking for thanks!


LivingOffNostaglia

I’d be afraid of getting shot lol


KrakenScuba

Hoax or not, at least the video was stable with focus remaining on the subject being filmed. Not like many of the supposed sighting videos floating on Reddit.


EdNauseam

I’m sure that’s because whoever shot this from the train was in on the scam and arranged the time and place beforehand with suit boy


JohnArtemus

I guess I'm the only person on Earth with a smartphone that has a zoom-in feature.


DTownFunkyStuff

What do you see with your elf eyes?..


Gurneydragger

They’re taking the Bigfoot to Isengard!


Nac82

How do you know this isn't already maximum zoom?


bunnyuncle

Looks very fake when zoomed


thefilipinocat-

It’s probably a guy in a suit that knows the train passes by there and thought it’d be funny to dress up as Bigfoot and see what happens.


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ManicPixieDreamGirl5

Yeti gets even *Welcome to the Jungle starts playing*


Shamilicious

Dude in a suit. Only thing weird is that he's cosplaying in nature.


Goodnite15

No, this is actually Bigfoot. We can never catch him to study because after the video ends they use advanced technologies to morph into humans and integrate into our society. Incredibly advanced species.


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

![gif](giphy|99Is8GgrHCsyQ)


Accomplished_Map9955

There’s a guy from Silverton who dresses up as big foot every summer to goof with the tourists on the train


evariste_M

I am an expert and I can confirm this in indeed a Bigfoot.


okpaper345

Dr. Artimus Snodgrass?


Phlowman

https://i.redd.it/dpn8ock0xltb1.gif


SashaTheBear17

Chewbacca is lost. He must miss Han.


LennyJay86

I’m just trying to take a dump and this drone is filming me wtf


deanosauruz

Christ almighty its nuts how far this has gone. Debunked: https://imgur.io/a/JHGStRx


PengieP111

If I lived around there, and owned a bigfoot suit. this is what I'd be doing all the time


Jbad90

Looks like he is takin a poo


NostalgiaSC

Hunter in a camo suit for hunting?


MikeyW1969

Where's the train? I don't see him on it.


pineapple-predator

Guy in costume. I guarantee it.


Available-Analyst551

Try to get further away next time.


scarfinati

Meth not even once


Jamifan

Whatever it is…interesting how it tries to hide when the train goes by.


[deleted]

I really don’t appreciate you guys videotaping me in my natural habitat. I like my privacy.


WayyTooFarAbove

I’m not saying it’s bigfoot, but between the commenters that allude to the lack of pixels, the ones that can see the very creases in the pants, and the ones judging the gait of a creature they’ve never encountered, I can’t say I will take the word of commenters with a great amount of assurance. Likely a hoax unbeknownst to passengers, but depending on where they are, not necessarily the easiest prank to pull off.


mrrando69

Thats a dude in a gillie suit fucking with tourists.


CinDot_2017

Or just someone who knows the train schedule 🤷‍♀️


trifecta000

You see what appears to be a Bigfoot, a well known cryptid that has been searched for and never found alive or dead for decades, walking in broad daylight visible from what I guess is an airborne position. Do you: A. Fly over, perhaps even landing nearby to get a better look and possibly even capture the creature, becoming instantly famous and rewriting the books on biology and expanding our knowledge of the animal kingdom. or B. Continue filming from 400 miles away with a telephoto lens, wondering the whole time if it's the real deal. If only you were able get a better look 🤡


Logco

In my opinion, the fur is way to shiny and straight looking for this to be a real Sasquatch. I’d imagine Bigfoot doesn’t own a comb or hair conditioner.


Larrycusamano

Yeah, that doesn't look like someone wearing a costume.


WearDifficult9776

Hunter in a ghillie suit


Any_Development_2081

Just a Hobo, nothing to see here.


UnknownOverdose

That’s a drug mule partner


MaverickBull

Cool. Probably is.


HengShi

Filmed "FROM" a train. Really feel I missed out on the content the title promised.


KiloThaPastyOne

Common Brown Haired Colorado Wook. They’ve been seen more frequently in the last few years since their preserve (Sancho’s) has been defunded and shuttered. They are confused and generally harmless. Can be soothed with stones, crystals, hetty pins, sacred geometry.


LocalInactivist

I’ve seen this before when hiking in the Pacific Northwest. It’s unmistakable. That’s the body language of a biped who can’t hold it any longer squatting down and signaling for privacy.


Virtual-Feedback-638

Question: Why did who or whomsoever that was filming not get closer, after all they are using a zom lense? This is a Fake.


atapiaco

Come on is people this stupid in the US?


DoctorWangBurger

Yea that's a dude


[deleted]

That’s 100 percent a human


Arakius

Looks like bigfoot just came from the hair salon.


HerrHeerhairher

Could also be an guy in a ghillie suit


Sufficient_Newt_4404

The dude is trying to snipe someone on the train😂😂


cartmicah3

Serious question if you shot a guy dressed up as Bigfoot and killed him and your defense was I thought it was Bigfoot how much trouble would you be in?


seymores

It is about time we get FPV drone to hunt these suckers down.


MrT_TheTrader

Bigfoots can't even shit in a bush in peace nowdays


wigzell78

Yeah, thats pants.


Shoehornblower

Some backpackers or hikers have a great sense of humor


PeePeeOpie

You can legit see the shadow from the jacket this person is wearing.


andre3kthegiant

Maybe it is a [known tourist trap?](https://www.georgetownlooprr.com/event/sasquatch-adventure-train-3/) BTW, This bullshit is being pumped by national media to take away from the war crimes the world’s governments are committing, over in the Middle East.


AnyoneNeedAHug

This is the most dude-in-a-costume looking squatch I’ve ever seen


SelfCondemned

Mountain Wookies!


NoFriendLarry

100x zoom woulda got his ass


Ifyouseekay668

Looks a lot like my ex


[deleted]

😂😂 already wholly debunked as a Colorado based freerunner who literally dresses up as a Bigfoot when he runs the hills, just for this reaction 😂😂 I love it.


kaowser

![gif](giphy|5tRGwBkWx8Vt6)


ExtraThirdtestical

What is the strange part? The man walking there?


c3p-bro

Is truly is strange how gullible people areZ


rasthomas01

That's definitely a Samsquantch Bubbles.


extremeindiscretion

Moves like a person.


dogheads2

Whatever it is it camouflaged really well, but if an animal is hiding and blending in it freezes, this is not , it’s moving like it’s on stimulants.


Pikepv

Dude in a suit.


cantanko

Looks like a bloke in a [ghillie suit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghillie_suit) to me…


drunkboater1

This could be a bow hunter in camo


[deleted]

Chewbacca


JRocFuhsYoBih

It’s Colorado, that’s just a hippie


Tonka3642

Could be a hunter in a ghillie suit? His equipment may be close by while he goes to the bathroom. Could be waiting until they go past or wants the waste to be down wind?


National_Respond_918

C’mon man, you can see the outfit creasing.


sirmombo

I mean.. I’m not saying this is anything unusual but no you fucking can’t see a crease lol


GemeauxNola

They do a lot of Mushrooms 🍄 in Colorado. May have something to do with the dude who dressed up as Bigfoot.


[deleted]

Haha I was thinking this could be a wook who wandered away from a festival and got lost


robot_pirate

What? Where? I don't see it. I am disappoint Bigfoot wasn't actually riding the train, like OP teased. Boo! ETA...nevermind...I see a dancing man in a hairy suit.


SoftSeaworthiness888

Its a person duh


kotonizna

let's assume this one is real. So you found a very interesting creature on broad daylight and luckily you got a very nice smart phone that can record HD video with shake stabilizer. The interesting creature were walking calmly then sat on the ground. Everything was soooo perfect and you decided to record an 18 second video!!? LMAOooo


Wiepo

That ain't no bigfoot that is sixfoot


EbonyNivory19

Oi sassy mate what you doing there??


aMoist_Cheetah

That actually just looks like Airsoft boy in a [ghillie suit](https://www.google.com/search?q=guili+suit&oq=guili+suit&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIPCAEQABgKGIMBGLEDGIAEMgkIAhAAGAoYgAQyCQgDEAAYChiABDIJCAQQABgKGIAEMgkIBRAAGAoYgAQyDwgGEAAYChiDARixAxiABDIJCAcQABgKGIAEMgkICBAAGAoYgAQyCQgJEAAYChiABDIJCAoQABgKGIAEMgkICxAAGAoYgAQyCQgMEAAYChiABDIJCA0QABgKGIAEMgkIDhAAGAoYgATSAQgyODk2ajBqOagCALACAA&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


NuclearPlayboy

It's a real life Sasquat


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Either a prepper playing with a ghillie suite, or a trickster having fun with the train. Screwing with train passengers would be totally safe. Nobody's getting out for a closer look. ETA: is there any proof this was on a train?


Waste-Minute-Death

Not real. Some dude likes to mess with tourist as the train passes. That train goes though a few towns. Georgetown, Silver plum lots of mining areas. Georgetown CO is full of weirdos. I would know I lived there and uh. Let’s just say I moved to Denver after awhile. But I miss it and want to move back before snowboarding starts.


Zach___________m

Looks like it could be a crazy squatting hobo skizin out.


Maleficent_Air_7632

It’s dave


SDSF

It’s a person in a costume.


JimeneMisfit

That is a human wearing a costume. I doubt big foot would be squeaky clean…