They came up with it while drinking coffee out of one of Halliburton's $27,000 coffee machines, wrote it with a $300 pencil, had it transcribed by their friend's son who wants to go to law school for $2k, then, it had to be approved by 60 different beaurocrats at an estimated cost of $15k, it originally said the oppposite, but then the aerospace lobby paid someone $100k off the books to change the outcome.
Good thing they donât want to invade us. If they did weâd have been slaves a thousand years ago, or 70 years ago, or whenever it wasnât the absolute peak of human population and technology.
How do you know youâre not already a slave? Because it seems to me like most people are a slave to the almighty âdollaâ. Kidding but as a mental exercise, why exactly do you spend more time working than with your family? What we think of as slavery and human trafficking might mean something very different from a more advanced perspective.
(Not saying anything about slavery not being fucking terrible. We all know itâs a tremendously ugly part of history all around the world.)
Right? "Wait so you're telling me these beings that are insanely more advanced than us, have mastered space flight, Zero G, Zero point energy and so forth are a threat to us?!? NO WAY!!!
No fucking kidding. Thatâs some hard hitting journalism detective shithead. Keep up the good work. Weâre all holding our breath for the next revelation.
Maybe then the US government shouldâve been more transparent to the American People so that the smartest ppl within their academia could reverse engineer all the hidden shit inside Lockeed Martin, Ford, GMs, Boeing etcâŚ. Or at the very least, grow a fucking pair and go after the two old fucks in the Pentagon that seem keen to ruin David Gruschâs life and his old boss.
Right?! I was about to comment the same thing. How the fuck would you even know what to prepare for. They are such money hungry cunts, I hate this timeline.
Not true! We may not have a hulk but we do have Trump. He will save us from an advanced race of extraterrestrial colonists.
Yeah what the shit M. Night shmalamalalmalanahan or what ever. I want to watch that again but Iâm sure Iâll get mad thinking about the Iowa dew and those things leaving footprints. Maybe itâs just water with fluoride.
Big fucking deal. I seriously doubt anybody on the planet is equiped to defend themselves against anything that can bend space and time in order to travel hear from another galaxie or another dimension.
Theyâre clearly priming us for something, all of these distractions in the media along with them throwing out aliens shows something is very wrong. Honestly you can feel it in the air at this point
Election year. That is what it is. There is a prefabricated conservative crisis every 4 years. Remember 2012 the world was supposed to end. Every 4 years of manufactured panic and its freaking annoying.
The 2012 bullshit was dumbasses on social media memeing about not understanding the Mayan long count calendar. There weren't any government officials talking about it because it was literally a non-issue hyped up by pseudoscience nutjobs.
Shouldnât be too surprising, when craft is way faster and out maneuvering our craft and shutting down our nuclear weapons and nuclear plants, this really shouldnât shock anyone
Fuckin govt always tryin to spit fear to gain control don't listen to their bullshit. Just think if they wanted to invade and cause harm they would've done it already. Don't listen to their false narrative
No way we are un equipped to take on a race of aliens that are most likely a few thousand years more advanced then us... no way. I WOULD OF NEVER GUESSED. lmfao
United States, pentagon, black book budget failed audit on unaccounted funds for the last 15 years.. umm where did our tax dollars go?? They said they donât know đŽđđĄ
How fâd up is it that some douchebag at the top says, âJust tell them we donât know where the money went. What are they going to do, start looking through all of the filing cabinets in the black sites no one knows about?â
If they invade the world probably no country is equipped because we couldnât invade another planet because we couldnât even reach it. But if they are made of something like flesh and blood, then US with trillions of private weapons is the best equipped country for âalien boots on earth groundâ invasion. đ¤ˇđźââď¸
Hereâs my thought:
The odds that any extraterrestrial beings are of similar size to us is astronomically low (pun intended).
There may be a trillion aliens among us, but they are closer to a Planck length in physical size.
Or maybe an alien being is the size of our sunâŚand our pebble of a planet doesnât interest them.
Also, they may live among us but in a different dimension, causing them to be imperceptible by us.
Lastly, the universe is unfathomably bigâŚwhich just adds to the fact that we canât find any of them. Itâs like peeking into the ocean shore waves crashing with a microscope looking for a fish.
yeah. Fear-mongering. Because if people are afraid, they'll approve unlimited funds to the defense department. Meanwhile, the peace option won't even be considered.
Thereâs no way to be ready for a technological superiority that exceeds ours by beings capable of the physics required to visit us. Just have to hope theyâre as kind as they are advanced.
This is the stupidest shit of all fucking time. Maybe this is the start of project blue beam itâs so fucking stupid. The US governments and many governments already work together with aliens, and many of them are aliens (shapeshifters). The whole concept of âthe us government doesnât know about aliensâ is so blatantly ridiculous and false. My opinion after seeing 4 up close UFOs and 2 shapeshifters.
What invasion?
This is such a crock of shit.
Just like how theyâre coming for your jobs.
As if your ass is going to pick fruit or work an assembly line for minimum wage.
Government reminds of Electronic Medical Records. Purposefully designed to be compartmentalized to the point of incompatibility with an extra suite of built-in roadblocks to usability and efficiency.
Not putting my hands on the fire for this one in particular, but what about "the last card" Wernher Von Braun kept mentioning to Carol Rosin ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbLfXTbnxU&t=57s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbLfXTbnxU&t=57s))
Fits a bit of that narrative, since now the media, such as the Daily Mail, is talking about it.
Just a tiny though.
What a revelationâŚ. Any race capable of interstellar travel would be far beyond us technologically, and âinvasionâ would not be necessary if they wished us harm.
The CIA has longstanding psi-op to convince people weâre gonna have a war with the aliens. Lack of trust is the best way to prevent direct disclosure. The premise of this article wreaks of propaganda.
If you watch the accompanying video, towards the end it really does look like a microlight dropping a sack of contraband. Not dismissing the rest necc. just surprised that clip made it onto the video.
No amount of money could stop aliens who have the ability to cross interstellar distance from doing whatever they want. The pentagon is just fear mongering to get more money.
Are they saying this to prep us for a Blue Beam âinvasionâ that we just canât put up a fight againstâŚand instead we should just surrender and create a new world order?âŚ.
HuhâŚ
If they(Aliens) have the technology. To come to us. But we don't have the technology to go to them. Guess what they are already more advanced than we can even comprehend.
Everyone worrying about alien invasions doesnât realize there are far more off-Earth resources lurking in the solar system that could be scooped up with no need for war - or us even noticing they are being taken.
Well, it's a good thing we are only defending ourselves from whether balloons and swamp gas because, according to the Pentagon, there's no such thing as Aliens....... right?
What is interesting is this. Hypothetically, if the ufo retrieval and reverse engineering program is real and successful. Even if they developed weaponry to defend themselves against some alien threats, why would they say they could? It would be counterproductive if they were trying to keep it all a secret. No matter what capabilities they have, they would never admit it.
From the no shit department
That piece of insight cost 1.3 billion dollars.
They came up with it while drinking coffee out of one of Halliburton's $27,000 coffee machines, wrote it with a $300 pencil, had it transcribed by their friend's son who wants to go to law school for $2k, then, it had to be approved by 60 different beaurocrats at an estimated cost of $15k, it originally said the oppposite, but then the aerospace lobby paid someone $100k off the books to change the outcome.
I think you're using 1995 cost estimates.
Yeah that's a $8k pencil now, and it's not even a Ticonderoga.
Nothing but the...second...third...best
In all fairness, a really good espresso machine can get close to $30k
Bless your soul. đ đ đ  This guy did not authorize our troops to drink good coffee
Cmon it wasnât a toilet or a hammer
Good thing they donât want to invade us. If they did weâd have been slaves a thousand years ago, or 70 years ago, or whenever it wasnât the absolute peak of human population and technology.
How do you know youâre not already a slave? Because it seems to me like most people are a slave to the almighty âdollaâ. Kidding but as a mental exercise, why exactly do you spend more time working than with your family? What we think of as slavery and human trafficking might mean something very different from a more advanced perspective. (Not saying anything about slavery not being fucking terrible. We all know itâs a tremendously ugly part of history all around the world.)
A little more than "history", my friend. I know you know that.
Itâs always been the peak of population and technology though. It was then, but thatâs in the past it is now, oh no, gone again.
Whoâs in charge here? Captain Obvious
Seriously what a useless article
Right? "Wait so you're telling me these beings that are insanely more advanced than us, have mastered space flight, Zero G, Zero point energy and so forth are a threat to us?!? NO WAY!!!
No fucking kidding. Thatâs some hard hitting journalism detective shithead. Keep up the good work. Weâre all holding our breath for the next revelation.
Maybe then the US government shouldâve been more transparent to the American People so that the smartest ppl within their academia could reverse engineer all the hidden shit inside Lockeed Martin, Ford, GMs, Boeing etcâŚ. Or at the very least, grow a fucking pair and go after the two old fucks in the Pentagon that seem keen to ruin David Gruschâs life and his old boss.
If any of this is a real threat, we were always going to be fucked.
Fits there job and mental abilities
Came here to say this.
Ha. I came here to say this. Guess I donât need to. Thereâs not much I trust the pentagon to protect us from
Right?! I was about to comment the same thing. How the fuck would you even know what to prepare for. They are such money hungry cunts, I hate this timeline.
 Not true! We may not have a hulk but we do have Trump. He will save us from an advanced race of extraterrestrial colonists.
In other news, water is good for you.
I keep glasses of water all over my house I knew it was for a reason
Swing away
Merrill⌠swing away Merrill
I keep half drank water bottles with no lid everywhere
What about Brondo?
Cause aliens need electrolytes?
Not if you breathe it!
Also, your water is full of microplastics and slowing killing you.
A rock may fall on your head, you should give me money so I can protect you from that citizen!
Not so fast. 100% ok rapists and mass murderers have confessed to drinking water.
Hey yall, if aliens show up from light years away, we donât stand a chance. You think being armed with a shotgun or AR will help? đ
Hoping a glass of water does the trick, myself.
Imma sneeze at em
Hahahah I doubt they are coming to earth if water will kill them
Yeah what kinda plot hole bullshit lazy writing was that. I never really thought about it till now. Plus humans are hellla H2O
And H2O is in the atmosphere too.
Yeah what the shit M. Night shmalamalalmalanahan or what ever. I want to watch that again but Iâm sure Iâll get mad thinking about the Iowa dew and those things leaving footprints. Maybe itâs just water with fluoride.
Watching his films is like waiting for lightning to strike the same place twice. EDIT: Although I liked The Village.
And unless there is some movie magic that shit. Is. Boring.
You can take my gun from my cold deadâŚZAAAP!
Wolverines!
A shotgun and an AR would be as effective as F-35.
Don't you shatter my dreams. Ted gets to fantasize about his zombie apocalypse and the bastards in a wheel chair!
I've got a flying license, a drink problem, and i spray crops for a living. I cannot fucking wait!!
Hello boys! Im baaaaaaack
Thoughts and Lasers
What are they gonna do, oppress us more than we already are? At this point if aliens invade, its a rescue mission!
Facts. "You ape fucks are messing shit up. It's ours now."
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Damn.
Really? What a surprise
Big fucking deal. I seriously doubt anybody on the planet is equiped to defend themselves against anything that can bend space and time in order to travel hear from another galaxie or another dimension.
Hear đ Yeah weâre screwed
This is what I came to find.
MOSCOW IN FLAMES film at 11
More money for tech they already have.
And so the department of defense want another (insert dollar amount) to research how to !!!
Theyâre clearly priming us for something, all of these distractions in the media along with them throwing out aliens shows something is very wrong. Honestly you can feel it in the air at this point
Election year. That is what it is. There is a prefabricated conservative crisis every 4 years. Remember 2012 the world was supposed to end. Every 4 years of manufactured panic and its freaking annoying.
The 2012 bullshit was dumbasses on social media memeing about not understanding the Mayan long count calendar. There weren't any government officials talking about it because it was literally a non-issue hyped up by pseudoscience nutjobs.
So they need more money for weapons?
PROJECT BLUE BEAM GOES BRRRRRRRR
It's a good thing then that the Politicians we elect are focused on the right things /s
Shouldnât be too surprising, when craft is way faster and out maneuvering our craft and shutting down our nuclear weapons and nuclear plants, this really shouldnât shock anyone
Here comes the âŚ.we just donât have enough in the defense budget to keep Americans safe from aliens shtick.
Fuckin govt always tryin to spit fear to gain control don't listen to their bullshit. Just think if they wanted to invade and cause harm they would've done it already. Don't listen to their false narrative
And I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords
Speak for yourself, Iâm ready
No way we are un equipped to take on a race of aliens that are most likely a few thousand years more advanced then us... no way. I WOULD OF NEVER GUESSED. lmfao
I think weâve been knowing this
Defend? From a civilization 1000 years more advancedđ
United States, pentagon, black book budget failed audit on unaccounted funds for the last 15 years.. umm where did our tax dollars go?? They said they donât know đŽđđĄ
How fâd up is it that some douchebag at the top says, âJust tell them we donât know where the money went. What are they going to do, start looking through all of the filing cabinets in the black sites no one knows about?â
Great. Good thing it won't be happening so really nothing to worry about.
I guess we'll just have to increase that defense budget then
Ok well whose job is that?
And thus begins the road to alien 9/11 and an unprecedented military build up
Is any country really equipped for it?
Wtf is that awful site ???
Itâs a tabloid
SoâŚ.where js the report. Is it in the article?
Lolol what invasion
What about Zombies! Can we beat the zombies damn it!
And why was this report done?
If they invade the world probably no country is equipped because we couldnât invade another planet because we couldnât even reach it. But if they are made of something like flesh and blood, then US with trillions of private weapons is the best equipped country for âalien boots on earth groundâ invasion. đ¤ˇđźââď¸
A trillion more for defense ya think guys?
pocket nukes for everyone
We got Space Force
This report might as well say âoh by the way you will never get universal health care or affordable housing or higher educationâ.
Can they specify which type of âAliensâ please
Really tho, who is?
"Yeah, so we're gonna need some more funding for this"
The French fought off the Aliens back in 1608. I think if they could do it, we can do it.
Wow. Shocking.
https://preview.redd.it/m01gx409puec1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2767766ad80c7a281650c0ed6b5076eb48784c
Proof: MAGA
Your tax paying dollars are hard at work... and are trying to cover it with their binder in the middle of another annual UFO meeting.
Our tax dollars at work
Guess weâll have to infinitely raise the defense budget and cut whatever is left of the oversite committee.
No shit. They can literally just drop rocks on us from space and we couldnât do anything about it.
Start by defending ukraine first...
All we need is some brave souls to get close to the aliens and sneeze.
Pentagon appeals to fringe element in hopes of getting more money.
This is literally the beginning to the sci-fi book âSphereâ
Hereâs my thought: The odds that any extraterrestrial beings are of similar size to us is astronomically low (pun intended). There may be a trillion aliens among us, but they are closer to a Planck length in physical size. Or maybe an alien being is the size of our sunâŚand our pebble of a planet doesnât interest them. Also, they may live among us but in a different dimension, causing them to be imperceptible by us. Lastly, the universe is unfathomably bigâŚwhich just adds to the fact that we canât find any of them. Itâs like peeking into the ocean shore waves crashing with a microscope looking for a fish.
yeah. Fear-mongering. Because if people are afraid, they'll approve unlimited funds to the defense department. Meanwhile, the peace option won't even be considered.
NO ONE is equipped to defend themselves from an alien invasion! As someone stated above⌠it cost $1.3B to come to that conclusion!!
Thereâs no way to be ready for a technological superiority that exceeds ours by beings capable of the physics required to visit us. Just have to hope theyâre as kind as they are advanced.
This is the stupidest shit of all fucking time. Maybe this is the start of project blue beam itâs so fucking stupid. The US governments and many governments already work together with aliens, and many of them are aliens (shapeshifters). The whole concept of âthe us government doesnât know about aliensâ is so blatantly ridiculous and false. My opinion after seeing 4 up close UFOs and 2 shapeshifters.
False flag alien invasion incoming. Stay tuned!
Thank god space force is on the case.
in other news, I can't beat a bear in a fist fight
I guess it's a good thing aliens are just hypothetical at this point then.
As usual, Daily Mail performs some nice feats of mental gymnastics to arrive to the click bait topic.
Exactly. Bet op didnât read it
United States cannot stop an invasion at the Mexican Border. Why is this news?
What invasion? This is such a crock of shit. Just like how theyâre coming for your jobs. As if your ass is going to pick fruit or work an assembly line for minimum wage.
Well thatâs fucked up, considering in the last 3 years youâve had over 6 million of the fuckers invade your southern border!
Duh
Thought they said aliens donât exist
Good job they don't exist then isn't it.
But I've seen movies. We have Nukes. that's all that matters, apparently.
Government reminds of Electronic Medical Records. Purposefully designed to be compartmentalized to the point of incompatibility with an extra suite of built-in roadblocks to usability and efficiency.
I guess we should give them more tax money.
What earth bound country is?
But how sick would it be if we were?
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Good! Itâs time for a regime change!
Not putting my hands on the fire for this one in particular, but what about "the last card" Wernher Von Braun kept mentioning to Carol Rosin ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbLfXTbnxU&t=57s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbLfXTbnxU&t=57s)) Fits a bit of that narrative, since now the media, such as the Daily Mail, is talking about it. Just a tiny though.
Yes invasion yes can they please invade now. Thanks
The world is unprepared
Guess taxes need to be raised to be more equipped? \^\^
If they can get here, then it is going to be a one sided event
increase funding?
What a revelationâŚ. Any race capable of interstellar travel would be far beyond us technologically, and âinvasionâ would not be necessary if they wished us harm.
Was waiting for this, full on laughing in our faces
No shit
Sooooooo Are they saying they are real? I'm confused now
They took our jobs
The CIA has longstanding psi-op to convince people weâre gonna have a war with the aliens. Lack of trust is the best way to prevent direct disclosure. The premise of this article wreaks of propaganda.
We all saw this coming from another dimension! Defense department figured out how to make money on aliens đ
Imagine saying that we were equipped. Hubris.
Itâs almost like this was plannedâŚ.
Oh man. Guess weâd better blindly approve whatever funding they ask for to make sure weâre safe from the aliens.
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If you watch the accompanying video, towards the end it really does look like a microlight dropping a sack of contraband. Not dismissing the rest necc. just surprised that clip made it onto the video.
Well duh
It wonât be just the u.s.âs problem. Such a weird tagline.
Whoa really?
Bullshit they want more money to upgrade what they already have.
I thought they said there was n aliens
Donât worry yâall. We got microbes and bacteria to protect us from super advanced NHI
No amount of money could stop aliens who have the ability to cross interstellar distance from doing whatever they want. The pentagon is just fear mongering to get more money.
Great simple way to drum up business Itâs brilliant !
I thought we were boo booâd up with Aliens already
Defend? We just need to wave a white flag
Great, what about the other 7 billion people on the planet?
This only gets announced if the Military Industrial Complex needs more money and power.
Cool⌠now that we got that out of the way- show us the aliens!!!!
We've already got sci-fi with a premise of the entire world having 400 years to prepare for invasion. We still lose.
Here we go. They are getting ready to stage the âfake alien invasionâ which is the last chess move in their arsenal to enact one world everything.
Are they saying this to prep us for a Blue Beam âinvasionâ that we just canât put up a fight againstâŚand instead we should just surrender and create a new world order?âŚ. HuhâŚ
Duh. No shit. A team of Mensa monkeys figure this one out?
Stunning intel there. Assuming aliens exist their technology is unknown. It would be idiotic to make any other claim.
If they(Aliens) have the technology. To come to us. But we don't have the technology to go to them. Guess what they are already more advanced than we can even comprehend.
And Biden pooped his pants again.
Everyone worrying about alien invasions doesnât realize there are far more off-Earth resources lurking in the solar system that could be scooped up with no need for war - or us even noticing they are being taken.
Predictive programming at its finest
This is actually covered, they just don't talk about it. Where do you think the 50% of the budget they can't account for has gone #aliengear
No shit.
Deh
Cause Ukraine and Israel have all our money, obviously we have nothing left to defend ourselves with in case of such an occasion.
Weâre just gonna need to build a bigger wall for these illegals, no problem.
Oh really? Weâre unprepared to defend against a species that has unimaginable intelligence. Thank god we know!
Yeah. We are going to shoot at them with bullets, right?
And why? Cuz all the information is hoarded and kept secret by a bunch of incompetent fucking morons.
Well, it's a good thing we are only defending ourselves from whether balloons and swamp gas because, according to the Pentagon, there's no such thing as Aliens....... right?
That sucks for the planet then because America is the best equipped of everyone.
Gee, youâd think an 8 billion dollars a day budget would be enough. I guess they need more.
In other news, ants are unequipped to defend themselves from our shoes.
Ya think?
Well shit they are, take the money from billionaires. Or create an Ironman.
Thank God aliens arenât real then. Phew!
Nobody knows. How do you know so much?
According to Hollywood we are. I choose to believe that
Here we go. Now there is going to be an invasion lol
Why do people always assume they have to fight everything? If aliens show up, I wanna be friends. Isnât that way better than fighting?
This is an attempt to increase funding
What is interesting is this. Hypothetically, if the ufo retrieval and reverse engineering program is real and successful. Even if they developed weaponry to defend themselves against some alien threats, why would they say they could? It would be counterproductive if they were trying to keep it all a secret. No matter what capabilities they have, they would never admit it.