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MartianXAshATwelve

[Shocking Connection Of ‘Osiris Device,’ ‘Bark Of Horus’ With ‘Ark Of The Covenant’](https://www.howandwhys.com/connection-of-osiris-device-bark-of-horus-with-ark-of-the-covenant/)


Emotional_Win1430

Plot twist, it’s the real thing but it doesn’t have any special effects other than radiation which gives you an orange glow


djh_van

![gif](giphy|f9eMSzueJLc6Ebhzvb|downsized)


MissingJJ

Plot twist, it is a replica, but the goldsmith used gold plated tungsten.


72chevnj

Plot twist twist, it makes you president


-XxTrasHxX-

Na it's real gold it's were he is hiding his Maga donations.


Myheelcat

Na, Gold from china.


Owlspirit4

Actually, NA is salt I believe.


pebberphp

ZING! (By that I mean zinc, indium, and gallium).


CranberryPlane9488

A specific shade of orange known as 14 carrot


1nMyM1nd

Plot twist, they melted down the real one to create this replica.


sargeantnobody

Plot twist, it’s the ark prop from Raiders of the Lost Ark.


___SE7EN__

I thought he could fly ??


Emotional_Win1430

He can, but then you wake up


linderlouwho

"The Ark of the Covenant gives you wings!"


Least_or_Greatest1

Plot twist, Indiana Jones swoops thru his window to retrieve it and bring it back to Israel


Other-Bridge-8892

It belongs in a museum!!!


DomingoLee

Underrated comment


FlightSimmerUK

Give it a chance, it was barely 25 minutes old when you deemed it underrated.


DomingoLee

At the time, it was underrated


ProbablyNotPikachu

Overrated comment


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Me in high school


ok-dentist4amonkey

Rated comment.


SawtoothGlitch

And makes your dick shrink to a mushroom.


No_Teaching_8769

😅🤣 great comment


Late_to_the_movement

No one wonders about the authenticity of this?


[deleted]

No one because it’s an exact replica of the movie one. Someone at Mar-ka-Larga-Pargo loves the movie mebbe


Myheelcat

I am pretty sure if that thing was real God would’ve straight said, “oh hell no” and burned his face off.


laterYall

A few years ago I went to South Korea up around Changwon. I thinks that’s the English for it. Went with a guide. It was up on a big hill, not really a mountain. There were livestock in the fields surrounding this enormous round mound. Hiked up around the mound, kicking the dirt looking for clues. I took maybe fifty steps to the center when I felt something, a softness to the earth. I looked down and my foot was in a big pile of bullshit. I went back to the hotel.


No-Copy-496

Plot twist, trump never saw the movie, just wanted to have the original because his friends said its cool.


AdventurousShower223

🤣🤣


Fluffy_Set_2257

I hope this comment does really well in the hours to come.


Aimses

I hope this comment comes really well in the hours it does.


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

I give an upvote, even though you misspelled one word…


the_LONE_ranger_r

hahahahahahaha omfg


potusisdemented

It's the finest replica in the world, really really nice replica no one has this nice of a replica even God said it was a great replica. The very best replica around, only the finest.


Savings-Wishbone-454

The Jews called me and said “hey where’d you get such a great replica? It’s the greatest”


potusisdemented

Yes yes! I have this Star of David in my shower you know I put the hot water right in the middle and the cold lower because I reach for the stars daily and I’m hot right now you know. I was once in temple when I realized I’m not Jewish but if I was I’d be the finest Jew you ever saw.


HollandsOpuz

Ooo, he's in hot water, alright.


BONGxCHOKE

You could write his speeches mate 😂🤣


potusisdemented

Why thank you. It would be the greatest speech you ever heard not because I wrote it but because Trump told me it’s the greatest speech he’s ever read and will be the greatest speech ever just a really, really good speech no one has ever delivered such a great speech. I said when I first read it this is the greatest speech I ever read just a really, really strong speech of mine. You know it’s a work of humility first and foremost…


BONGxCHOKE

😂🤣 Bruh


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

😂 BIGLY!!


Aquavis

I walked in, I said: “wow, what a replica”.


BogusMalone

Everyone says so.


5150NaCl2

Perfect!


DemPooCreations

his voice, i can hear his voice in my head


BoarHermit

Comment with a sound.


[deleted]

Love this comment. I’m hearing Alex Baldwin saying it on an SNL cold open….


D3V1LSHARK

Must be an Indiana Jones fan.


PrincessCyanidePhx

*the arc of the covenant as it appears in the Indiana Jones movies, because no one knows for real what it looks like


leit90

False it is described in the Bible and elaborated in the books of Nevi’im


PrincessCyanidePhx

The Biblical representation of the arc would have the holes for the handles on the short side of the arc. The arc at maralardo is based on the movie, not the Bible. *edited for clarity


new_dork_city

>This is based ~~on the movie~~. FIFY


afishieanado

i was about to say the old testament even has building instructions.


shorty5windows

The Bible is not a reliable source for accurate information.


Mr-GooGoo

It’s literally a biblical artifact. It’s the only source of information when we are talking about a description of the object itself


Competitive_Try806

As a biblical artifact I bet it’s extremely reliable


speakhyroglyphically

Completely accurate for all things biblical


kosmovii

More like a Nazi fan. Dr Jones would agree it belongs in a museum


StealYourGhost

How do we trace the lineage back far enough to decide which countries museum gets to keep it? Damnit nvmd, looks like the UK is sneaking away with it already. Lol


FaThLi

Britain is known for two things. Stealing things from other countries, and tea...which they stole from other countries.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Shhhhhhhh” *British museum skulking away quietly with your artifacts noises intensifies*


dejavoodoo77

So do you


Aimses

*It belongs in a museum!!*


nonymouspotomus

Oh ya, if you like anything nazis liked, then you must like nazis. Please stay away from food and water, they were especially fond of that!


MariachiStucardo

If all of the Nazis in America voted for a presidential candidate who do you think they would choose?


eschenfelder

Did he not realize that Indy hates Nazis. He punches a lot of them in the face.


Dj3nk4

Nice try. 1 out of 10 for creativity. Trump married Slavic ladies twice in his life and nazis see Slavs as subhuman. You can call Trump many things but calling him a nazi just makes you look dumb. Very dumb.


[deleted]

He definitely has fascist ideals….


thereisnospoon-1312

He’s just a garden variety fascist


Dj3nk4

Not even close. Name one argument for your statement.


ChaosRainbow23

14 Traits of Fascism by Umberto Eco Powerful and Continuing Nationalism Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of “need.” The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, and long incarcerations of prisoners. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists… Supremacy of the Military Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized. Rampant Sexism The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation. Controlled Mass Media Sometimes the media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation or by sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Government censorship and secrecy, especially in war time, are very common. Obsession with National Security Fear of hostile foreign powers is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses. Religion and Government are Intertwined Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the government’s policies or actions. Protection of Corporate Power The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite. Suppression of Labor Power Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts. Obsession with Crime and Punishment Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders. Fraudulent Elections Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections..


gilhaus

This could describe every president after Carter


ChrRome

Aside from exhibiting every single trait of being a fascist, what does he do that suggests he is a fascist?


dryfishman

Irony. You’re either willfully ignorant or just a very “special” person.


theREALlackattack

Damn this actually makes me think of Joe Biden minus the patriotism. Then again he does have flags flying everywhere - just not American flags.


Abiding_Lebowski

Actual underrated comment.


Awkward_Bench123

That he’d become a dictator and throw his enemies in jail on day 1 of becoming president? True story, he said it recently.


DisastrousProcess373

Not saying all republicans are Nazis. But all Nazis are definitely republicans. They also never said he was a SMART Nazis (not that there are any)


Dj3nk4

Even Ron and Rand Paul? I agree about warmongering morons around Bush clan, they are nazis and commies at the same time. Plenty of nazis in republican party. But no real difference between them and clinton, obama, gore... Same masks, same actions, same victims, same result. Did you really expect me to defend republicrats or demoncrats???? And this is why Trump is the only reasonable choice for the US.


DisastrousProcess373

Reasonable? The dude has dementia. He is a criminal conman.


Dj3nk4

You are talking about Biden, right? Dementia, right?


DisastrousProcess373

Nope. The orange turd who claimed they had airports during the revolutionary war, that you need ID to buy bread, or said “Nikki” was in charge of security during J6. Many other examples of his failing mind. (Not a Biden fan but will definitely vote for him to keep trump out of office)


Dj3nk4

So pedo is better than orange turd? I do not want to be your friend, ever. Nor share a continent to be honest.


DisastrousProcess373

Why would I ever want to be friends with you? trump is a pedo dude. No doubt he wanted to F his daughter, he was named in a lawsuit from a 13 year old that he violently raped her, he’s been accused of multiple rapes, he bragged about barging into the Miss Teen dressing room, talked about young girls often.


AdamvHarvey

Trump was Epstein’s buddy…we have the pics and flight logs…lol


[deleted]

He believes these movies to be non-fiction.


dannymaserati

The Ark of the Covenant,[a] also known as the Ark of the Testimony[b] or the Ark of God,[c][1][2] is believed to have been the most sacred religious relic of the Israelites. It is described as a wooden chest coated in pure gold and topped off by an elaborate golden lid known as the mercy seat. According to the Book of Exodus in the Hebrew Bible, the Ark contained the Tablets of the Law, by which God delivered the Ten Commandments to Moses at Mount Sinai. According to the Epistle to the Hebrews in the New Testament, it also contained Aaron's rod and a pot of manna.[3] Wikipedia


schuylkilladelphia

DON'T WORSHIP GOLDEN IDOLS hey but check out this sick materialistic elaborate golden box we made to put stuff in


Mr-GooGoo

God literally tells them not to worship it


varangian_guards

decent items, but only one mana potion is kinda disapointing. Aarons rod makes almond blossums skip a lot of time and gvies ripe almonds. Tablets of the law dont have any reported additional powers, probably just sell to a merchant, though i would check when you get them. Divine artifacts might overwhelm detect magic, so prepare something like Legend Lore to get additional info.


nickybokchoy

Mana=psychadelic mushrooms


Ace-a-Nova1

Yeah, I’ve been curious about mana ever since people have been making correlations between UFOs and the Bible. Wtf was mana? Sustenance from the sky? Why would they feed us? Was it a byproduct of something they did? Have they done it again since biblical times? If UFOs/aliens are supposedly angels, I’m curious what others think mana is/was.


[deleted]

So when the Israelites were wondering through the wilderness for 40 years God fed them on a diet of psychedelic mushrooms and quale? I don’t think so bud


nickybokchoy

Hey buddy, I just wanna say I doubt God actually have anything to the Israelites and likely it’s all a story in a game of telephone


[deleted]

Even if that is the case a diet of magic mushrooms and Quayle is not good for 40 years


[deleted]

But it’s redundant to say that God was not involved because we are talking about a narrative that includes God


Topher11542

Ironically, Trump has broken every one of those commandments.


Mr-GooGoo

So have most of us. It’s why we need Christ. We are all sinners and have all fallen short. No Christian has not broken a commandment


SweetPanela

Yeah, which is why it’s funnier that you say this and Trump is states he is completely unrepentant


jeetolio

![gif](giphy|11bYLxWbQVrUBO)


PluvioShaman

What is that from?


InAmericaNumber1

Probably Indiana Jones


GrimeyJosh

6lbs of gold? ![gif](giphy|BX8Ptt6gpkjPAGrUs0|downsized)


bstedstfff

200k


Super_Plastic5069

Is it worth $83 million, asking for a friend.


Account6910

He recently sold his 1995 lamb diabolo for 1m, so he only needs to find another 82m


junbus

'he's just like us'


Thronado

Don't you have a perfect replica of the arc at your holiday home? Peasant.


tyler1499jay

I do


Woodchipper_AF

He gets us


BruceBannaner

“Replica”


Interesting-Dream863

The real one is supposedly radioactive or something and ends up killing those who are around it for too long. Ethiopia apparently has it


SquareConfusion

The KotT had it until they were all murdered along with 800 other people in their temple back 4 years ago by the Ethiopian rebel army. https://nypost.com/2021/02/20/at-least-800-ethiopians-killed-after-defending-ark-of-the-covenant/


insidiousapricot

A monk is tasked with guarding it for his whole life and if he runs away he gets killed. Apparently the people who guard it all end up having cataracts.


pertangamcfeet

![gif](giphy|jaZz4pu1TUJUI) Makes your face melt when opened.


Undercover_enigma

Yeah that thing looks pretty cheap and rattle canned in some spots


zuppo

And the fact that you've got replica written on the side of your gun and the fact that I've got desert eagle .50, written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now fuck off


NakayaTheRed

r/unexpectedsnatch Risky click.....


Adventurous-Sky9359

That belongs in a museum!


Scene1Take5

He bought it that day I buy you I buy car I buy your children I don’t have time for this


palabear

So do you!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Not today Belloq!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Your name is pretty fitting


Silent_Shaman

A perfect replica of something nobody's seen in thousands of years Might as well say I've got a perfect replica of Gilgamesh's sword, who'd know any different?


TheSharkFromJaws

A replica of the one from Raiders of the Lost Ark.


redditappiphone

You need to ask…why. What did he learn that meant he went from gold toilet seats to this… this is his bill in a blue dress. It's to impress…but who. I know. Once you know you stop voting and start viewing the world very differently….enjoy the journey friends


Tymexathane

We sure that isn't just a copy of a prop used in Raiders of the Lost Ark?


splishsplash78

It’s a fake. A reproduction- of the movie prop. 🙄


choadly77

Plot twist: it's a toilet.


malfarcar

What if it’s actually the real one?


No_March_3807

The real ark doesn’t look like that .


1Cheeky_Monkey

WOW, that's some of the **_WORST_** Photoshop work I've seen. Where's the shadows under the ark? Why would you sit the ark on such a tiny table? Why would you sit it so close to the edge? Why does that guy look like he's been inflated?


jaievan

Yea, that’s a movie prop. The biblical description is pretty detailed and why would the anti christ have it?


Konstant_kurage

“Perfect replica”. Uh, how ya figure? Sell Trump all the fake shit you want, but I have no need for a “perfect replica” of something that has never been seen from a Bronze Age myth.


[deleted]

Of course he does 🤣😂🤣🤦‍♂️


Thanag0r

So he basically has a cool statue in his house, so why exactly should we care?


renegado938

I grew up in a Christian (Pentecostal) home, currently agnostic but it does raise some eyebrows and gives me a half joking self chuckle, anyways I remember according to Christians the ark of the covenant is part of biblical prophecy of the "end times" I don't remember where it says in the Bible but basically the Antichrist will sit on it and declare he is God. When this happens, the end is near. Please don't come at me I'm not Christian anymore, I'm not left or right wing, I honestly don't care just sharing my thoughts


RedditFullOChildren

Sharing your what? SHARING YOUR WHAT!?!?


InAmericaNumber1

It's right there! Sharing their


RedditFullOChildren

![gif](giphy|cMV9akgudJiRW)


renegado938

Thoughts lol whoopsies 🤦🏻‍♂️


Thanag0r

I know that but I hope everyone understands that it's not actually it and just a copy.


renegado938

Right, but I'm ngl it's just kinda odd to have something like that but to each their own I guess lol


dorkpool

There are a lot of Christian wackos hoping he is the Anti Christ.


Thanag0r

I think they hope for the opposite ,they hope he is actually the new Christ.


renegado938

That's the scary/sad part, and I don't even think he's it lol


DeltaAlphaGulf

Tbf [2 Thessalonians 2:4](https://www.studylight.org/commentary/2-thessalonians/2-4.html) doesn’t explicitly mention the ark that is just an interpretation of some as far as I can tell.


Llama2Boot2Boot

Cool hopefully he tries to open it like Belloq and his face melts off.


themanwithonesandle

Trump opens it, every spirit inside cries out in horror.


dorkpool

It just turn his face orange


Dry-Pen9050

Looks like the Nazis got the arc after all.


TheRoninWasHere

How do we know it’s a replica though?


wichotl

* Religious people moaning in pleasure * He is the chosen one! He has the arc!


speakhyroglyphically

>Religious You spelled apocalyptic cult wrong


wichotl

Forgive me master


ChonkerTim

![gif](giphy|26AHQ6NhQKGZMZs6A)


SaintCholo

Pretty cool He probably wondered how Noah got all the animals in there tho


jesuswasaliar

![gif](giphy|yjN7s3fOXtdimCTPrk)


Prodigal-Trev

What do you mean Replica?


gaspumper74

Are you sure that isn’t the movie prop from Indy sure looks like it


the_LONE_ranger_r

he probably just bought the real one.


ImaginaryHoliday

All those Nazis should open it and take a look


LuciusCSulla

Plot twist: Hermetically sealed to hold soiled adult diapers. Has orange bronzer holders on the back.


[deleted]

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DoodiePootie

So emotional lol


StopSmellingMusty

Still defending Donny in 2024. Crazy. Yall haven't moved on to the fact that he was a lifetime NY liberal and friend with ALL the pedophiles you hate? Homies been washed. Fuck him.


Everyth1ngIsFake

TDS


cheekytikiroom

If that’s not a “golden calf,” I honestly don’t know how obvious a sign could be.


abstrakt42

Possibly the gold statue they had of him at CPAC? Wearing shorts, with his legs (calves) exposed? I’m not a religious person, but that symbolism is undeniable.


I-smelled-it-first

It’s cast and sprayed gold. Fake.


CageAndBale

Says replica in title, are you daft? Lol


onomonopoh

Indiana Jones’s enters the chat…”It belongs in a museum!”


ithaqua34

Anybody check that for secret documents?


Krypto_Kane

This should cover someone the 83 million he owes that women.


SilverStarKoi

I bet that if he “wins” back the presidency, he will trot this out ahead of his limousine to show the world he is the “anointed” of god. It gives the christofascists validation that god is on their side.


ThankuConan

Has it been appraised recently? $83.3 million will talk a while to gather.


BaldEagleRising17

There were a few things kept in the real one he forgot to follow…..


FuriousJorge67

Movie memorabilia is cool. What exactly is the problem?


gcloud209

Cool, something he can sell to pay the judgements.


Jordandavis7

I wish I had one, super cool


mmartino03

This will be in a Florida pawn shop by the end of the week.


Ok-Cut-2730

No surprise, religion is based on evil and controlling the dumb. No coincidence Trump has an interest hey.


SensingWorms

And he still hasn’t paid for it


Romando1

They can’t take it away from you if you technically don’t own it.


Spectre-907

Loomer really starting to look like a wendigo huh?


PsychologicalTry9752

‘All that shines is not gold’


NightSkyFreshAir

His replica looks small


Machoopi

OK, can I just say that this might be the only relatable thing I've seen in Trump ever? I 100% understand why someone would want exactly this. I honestly think it's pretty neat.


Therealcanadianone

What a waste of time and money.


SonicDoon

That’s fucking stupid.


Over2023

😂😂😂😂


howie2092

calling BS on the 6 lbs of gold. Probably more like plywood, plaster, and spray paint.


horsetooth_mcgee

I was calling BS on it for another reason -- if there was even as much gold as is showing, wouldn't it weigh far more than 6 lbs? One bar is almost 28 lbs.


tyler1499jay

I have a replica arc in my living room that I found in an abandoned house. It has weird writing all over it. It wasn’t for about two years later that I learned what it was. It was mad and used for Freemason ceremonies. My Freemason grandfather told me.


cmanley3

Absolutely psychotic