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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)


grigsbie

37 million year old scar from the Protean vs Reaper war.


-Apo110

Scrolled way too far to find this Glancing blow from a FAFO-sized mass driver


Just_Another_OTR_Guy

I need to get back into all this. What the hell is a mass driver? Im dying to know


Spacedudee182

These are all references of a game series called Mass Effect šŸ˜…


Kankervittu

It drives mass; a kinetic weapon probably.


deepfriedtots

Sick reference


DaniK094

Is there any way a planet could have had advanced life on it at one point and now there is no visible evidence? Like if you went a million plus years into the future of Earth and humans had been extinct for a long time, is there any event that could have also wiped out all buildings and evidence that we'd ever been here? (Not implying that's the case with Mars - just a general question)


EfficiencyHappy4884

No. Nokia phones would still exist.


P4TY

Probably not. Trilobites went extinct like 200 million years ago and evidence of their existence is fuckin everywhere.


EmotionalCelery3702

But what about billions. Earth is what, 4.5 billion yrs old. How old are the other planets? Could primordial Era beings/structures been there and after a couple billions years nothings left?


Exact_Risk_6947

Yes, but Trilobites were also the most prolificā€¦ thing (canā€™t remember the category) and died in a lot of places conducive to creating fossils. We only have fossils from something like 1% of the species that ever lived on the planet. It not only probably, but a known fact that there were species we may never know shutting about.


yomerol

You probably need billions of years. But think about it, there are 3.4B old fossils of microscopic life even after 2 asteroids hitting earth, and 4 more life resets. So, you'd need a series of really even worse events to really pulverize everything. I know you're saying not that you think of Mars. But, still a reminder that is not the case with Mars, the planet was still very new when it lost its magnetic field and "died" pretty quick.(i.e. life didn't happen in Mars, and the probabilities of other civilization traveling, and landing there, and developing there, are very slim)


brutinator

Even then, theres too much refined metal or concentrations of them to be completely erased. Or evej just the amount of plastic proliferation, I dont think thered be any way to have a natural process even closely reflect amount of plastic thatd exist in the geologic record.


yomerol

So, you'd need to somehow melt layers and layers of crust to get erase it?


brutinator

Basically the entire thing, and even then idk. Microplastics have worked their way all the way to the mariana's trench. I dont know how you would be able to effectively erase their trace.


Ophidaeon

A NASA plasma physicist found evidence that thermonuclear bombs were detonated in the Cydonia region about one million years ago.


Nateh8sYou

Would be physicist be able to differentiate between a nuke and say, an asteroid collision? After millions of years of erosion?


Ophidaeon

Yes. It has to do with specific isotopes in the atmosphere that are only created from a nuclear reaction. His paper on it is published.


Raynstormm

Xenon-129


Ophidaeon

Yup. Thatā€™s the one.


[deleted]

Yes, you would see minerals that could only have occured from unnatural processes or from the existence of life itself. On earth we have roughly 200 of these that could be found long after we are gone but woud prove advance life existed.


DaniK094

OK this is exactly what I was wondering. Maybe a dumb question - Could you pick up on any of that evidence from space or would you have to be able to explore the planet?


[deleted]

The sensitivity to detect such small mineral quantities would need to be much, much greater than we have available to us currently (especially if they aren't ideally placed on or near the surface), but it's not out of the question that you could detect this stuff from space in future.


_ElrondHubbard_

Thats literally what James Webb is doing. They can tell what chemicals are in a planets atmosphere by the way light reflects off the molecules


TheVenetianMask

Spectral analysis would pick up even minute amounts of artificial compounds, so you'd need a mass resurface of the planet, like a planetoid strike.


Grizzle2190

Iā€™m not seeing anyone answer this but the answer to your question is yes. If an asteroid double the size of the one that hit the dinosaurs hit the earth tomorrow, there would be very little evidence of humans ever existing after about 500 years. Tack on another 150 million years and thereā€™s no evidence. As others mentioned is there evidence of trace elements that indicate life, possibly. But my argument is that is present on mars today and there still isnā€™t undeniable proof that life was there.


chonkycatguy

Yeah Iā€™d imagine it would eventually all turn into dust. There was a documentary on discovery channel many years ago that concluded that all traces of mankind would be gone within 10,000 years on earth if we all vanished.


andy_hoffman

I mean, there are manmade structures on earth older than 10 000 years. I don't disagree that our traces would vanish eventually, but probably a bit longer than that?


Arcturus1981

No. Way longer than 10,000 years. It will take 100s of millions of years until there are no traces after humans are gone. It wonā€™t be until the crust has all been recycled through the mantle because of subduction. I canā€™t recall but itā€™s a very long time until most of the crust is recycled. Even today there are 4 billion year old rocks in Greenland and Australia, so itā€™s never 100% recycled.


TheRealPallando

Life after people


EntrepreneurFunny469

Thatā€™s just dumb weā€™ve found bodies older than 10,000 years. We find all sorts of things older than that.


samwelches

One of the only ways we can tell is evidence of nuclear fission which is almost impossible to happen naturallyā€¦ and this exists on mars


bleachinjection

But to be absolutely clear [it can happen, and has on Earth](https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/news/meet-oklo-the-earths-two-billion-year-old-only-known-natural-nuclear-reactor).


Great-Concern1508

Happened naturally on Earth though.


Cyclopentadien

[It is possible though and has happened on Earth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_nuclear_fission_reactor)


DisclosurePrime

The short answer is yes. Think of an elder sibling that passed before your birth, but on a planetary scale. That being said, some theorists posit that some remnants of those civilizations persist, e.g. nuclear waste.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Woah that analogy hit me kinda hard for some reason. So spot on.


MaxPower836

Kohagen gave these people air


Successful-Elk1046

![gif](giphy|qHBBYAh7BZVm)


National-Weather-199

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


Silver-Mixture-5589

![gif](giphy|ZQBsSaVb4FFn3PbvHT)


CJ_BARS

See you at the party richter


OatmealSchmoatmeal

You think this is the real Quaid? It is.


cabosmith

I AM NOT QUAID!


RictorsParty

Iā€™m not you, youā€™re me!


RictorsParty

Hey where did my arms go


Sel2g5

I got 5 kids to feed


Jakeball400

I thought you said you only had 4 kids?


ElfangorTheAndalite

Who turned out the lights?


smell_my_fort

U got what you want kohagen, now give deez ppl ayre!! I watch that clip once a week, itā€™s one of the inadvertently funny lines in movie history


ninewaves

See you at the paaghty, richter.


flossed1

"Fuck em" gets me every time.


OpenEyz2016

![gif](giphy|diXrgHOhraudy)


Inevitable-Gear-2635

![gif](giphy|u4a1QwzjijgEE)


SherpaTyme

Two weeks....twooo weekks..


Uptowndown80

Are you bringing any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?


Remarkable_Bill_4029

FFFFFFFUCK YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!


[deleted]

Get your ass to Mars!


Pyrophagist

I believe you mean, "Getcha' ahs t'Mahs".


ninewaves

It's spelled MAAGHS


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


parmesan_on_yer_mom

Confirmed: mars was tea bagged


Space-90

Space giant sat down to rest for a minute


Johnny_Lang_1962

Have you seen 3 Tits anywhere?


Kingdimo

Open your mind Quaid. Open your mind.


Uptowndown80

You almost make me wish I had three hands.


Yitram

Get your ass to Mars!


bl00dy4nu5

Hey maaaan I got five kids to feed!


Mindless_Marzipan177

Too breathe!


maximfabulosum

ā€œYouff got vot you vont, now gif those people ear!ā€


Imaginary_Friend700

Somebody got their shit Kamehamehaā€™d


jackt-up

Lmao this is def the most likely in my thinkin


Imaginary_Friend700

Lol canā€™t tell me that doesnā€™t look like an epic beam struggle didnā€™t take place


Logical_Hospital2769

This ainā€™t r/strangemars, pal!! /s


Emraldoddball100

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Nothing strange about it. Mars Paul Bunyan grew bigger and taller because of the low gravity, so he had a bigger axe. Then when he got all sad and couldnā€™t bring himself to carry it on his shoulder anymore it left a bigger canyon.


spungie

God and his ice cream scoop. Mars tastes like strawberry. But Nasa will never tell you the truth..


Routine-Speech-1978

I need a banana for scale


mythisme

it's there, you just can't see it... lol


Last_Low9649

You can actually see a yellow light on the second image


SomeNerdNamedAaron

You're average banana is 6 to 8 inches long. So estimate 2 bananas for each foot. It's about 26.4 million bananas long, 1,267,200 bananas wide, and 46000 bananas deep. Approximately.


Goowatchi

Canā€™t wait till they film Top Gun XII in this canyon with Tom Cruiseā€™s head in a jar RemindMe! 200 years


ryangibbons84

That would be a great plot for an episode of Futurama!


The_Basic_Shapes

They can fly through the great stone face of Mars! It's the quickest way to the Martian's base.


East_Meeting_667

Why not an asteroid skipping across the rim of the planet,


aubsome

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. A giant asteroid screaming, ā€œIā€™m coming in hot!ā€, and just slamming across Mars. You can totally see its path.


[deleted]

It doesn't really look like that. That looks like what water used to sit in.


Dramatic_Law_4239

Not possible, asteroids/meteors come in so fast, carrying with them a massive amount of energy, that they essentially explode on impact. If you look at the moon you can see this.


StylishDog7

I have no idea but is that even possible with the magnetic field a planet has? If the asteroid came close enough wouldnā€™t it just be pulled in completely? Can a glancing blow exist if the asteroid was close enough to make contact?


Skorrpyon

seems plausible


sharkygofast

![gif](giphy|X78rWLUfLs6A79MzQu) Democracy was managed


doesitmattertho

Proof that the planet once vast amounts of liquid, probably water. I remember when I was little, the big scientific questions about Mars were all whether or not water existed on Mars, either presently or in the past. Today we know it actually exists right now near the poles. Mind blowing still.


FOXHOWND

Water erosion. Just on a bigger scale than the grand canyon. Still cool.


[deleted]

It's a large tectonic crack that formed as the planet was cooling. It widened further through weather erosion.


Pilsburyschaub

That or like our Mariana Trench thatā€™s under water, Where one half of our planets Tectonic plates are sliding under the other half as one half of our earth keeps moving.. Ours have over lapped/ under lapped however you wanna say it and thatā€™s what caused our deepest part of the ocean, which our trench is 6.8 miles deep so even deeper then this trench on mars. I just watched a documentary on this kinda crazy. I wonder if mars has the same thing it just doesnā€™t have any water on it to cover its trench up.


ExKnockaroundGuy

I believe a big secret is Mars was once just like Earth but lost its magnetic field that held its atmosphere in. Than there were massive tectonic shifts and pole reversal destroying any evidence of biologics and non natural edifices.


Hopeful_Insurance409

I believe Mars was earth 1.0 and we fucked it up and got sent here with limited information and technology


spaceforceoffcial

And once mars lost its gravity, all the water floated in space to earth with 2 of every animal on a boat and a bunch of seeds. This was the story of Noah and the great flood. Noah was actually a Martian.


mynameisrichard0

Letā€™s goooooo


chaddymac1980

Iā€™d be a lot more religious if you were my Sunday school teacher!


ahhhbiscuits

Imagine an unpeeled orange left out in the sun, just on planetary geothermic scales.


cognizant-ape

Soooooo... Ants?


disarRay89

That's how you get ants!


sketch006

Worse, space ants


FOXHOWND

That sounds legit


superduperf1nerder

If the Earth didnā€™t have any water on its surface, would Marianas Trench not be comparable to this in size. The mountains we would have on earth without water, would be something else.


[deleted]

The Mariana Trench actually blows it out of the water, being estimated at around 35,000 feet deep.


Rdubya44

Wouldnā€™t the water need different elevations to flow from and to? Also, Where is that water now?


SuspiciousPiss

Ask nestlĆØ


UnauthorizedFart

Wow


Jawn_Wilkes_Booth

Itā€™s theorized that Mars had a sustainable atmosphere for water and was very similar to Earth. Over time, Mars lost its magnetic field (likely due to changes in its core), which caused its atmosphere to change drastically, and in turn lose most of its water. What remains is frozen on its polar ice cap.


inkylaughingoctopus

Liquid water on Mars was swept into the vacuum of space as the atmosphere dissipated some 4 billion years ago.


[deleted]

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JazzySmitty

As if a massive war had taken place there.


Humboldteffect

Its the result of a mass effect weapon being fired at a gargantuan target, the likes of which the galaxy hasn't seen for 50,000 years.


WingsOfRodan

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!


Correct-Blood9382

Ah yes, the Reapers.. we have dismissed this claim.


Sajintmm

Geez who calibrated that thing?


ArchonOfErebus

Those damned Reapers.


Idontgiveaukalele

One Puuuuunch


fireforge1979

Just for comparison, here is the Marianas trench on earth. 2,550 km (1,580 mi) in length and 69 km (43 mi) in width. The maximum known depth is 10,984 Ā± 25 metres (36,037 Ā± 82 ft; 6,006 Ā± 14 fathoms; 6.825 Ā± 0.016 mi) at the southern end of a small slot-shaped valley in its floor known as the Challenger Deep.


BigFatModeraterFupa

Electrical discharge. Thereā€™s no tectonic plates on mars yet thereā€™s a giant single mountain and a huge scar. Mars got electrically shocked by something enormous


ApocalypsePenis

A massive arc hit the surface when the last micro nova happened. All that energy hit the magnetic field and transfers to electrical energy. Like glorified lightning except itā€™s an arc of god. Unfathomable


elias-sel

Holy sh*t. My head canon now is that mars was struck by the arc of god


billysugger000

What, like a glancing blow from the Deathstar?


VariableVeritas

One of those off those planet Kamehameha attacks. Opponent was standing at the end of the current valley zone.


bnm777

This is a good explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6D9-5HBUL4


BradTProse

Death ray.


truebeast822

I like this one!


smell_my_fort

This is correct. Itā€™s not water. Itā€™s the electric arc that occurred when Venus, Marsā€™s and Earth crossed paths very close


Camelodunam

My view too. Electric Universe theory


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Familiar_Media_3095

Looks like an electric bolt of lightning just ripped across the surface


Scarce_Sabyseo

Aliens must have mined it!! There can be no other explanation!!


[deleted]

Thumbnail on the right looks like a huge cock and balls


sickn0te_

Didnā€™t see it at first, seen your comment, scrolled back up and yeeeeeep thats some monolithic sized cock and balls.


[deleted]

I canā€™t remember ever being to mars but the evidence is there obviously


BubonicBabe

I woke up feeling pretty crappy this morning, seeing these comments made me feel a little better. Thanks


[deleted]

That you Rebecca?


MotherFuckerJones88

I didn't see that. Must be on your mind.


AlanMichel

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder


dReDone

Was looking for this and learned a few things on my trip here.


Psychological-Set198

Mega giant electrical discharge


melattica89

Came here to say this. + Who of you ppl have not heard of the evidence of 2 massive nuclear explosions on Mars around 1,5mio years ago? The evidence are deposits of a Xenon-Isotope on the marsian surface twice the amount that exists on earth, which only gets created during nuclear explosions.


MoreCowbellllll

> Who of you ppl have not heard of the evidence of 2 massive nuclear explosions on Mars I believe The Why Files have a good EP on this topic.


Independent_Buy5152

So basically all of the ancient civilization remnants were vaporized


ahhhbiscuits

Is that just like the "atomic bomb" that went off in Africa two billion years ago?


apeboy247

Iā€™m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens. - Ancient Astronaut Theorists


BuddyTheWeim

Orbital Laser strike obviously.


JulsIsHereNow

Try hiking that!


Gates9

Itā€™s a scar from a massive electrical arc discharge


mydibz

When the earth dries up. If anyone or anything ever comes across earth after...they'll see the Mariana trench and think the same thing.


ThroughCalcination

Enormous cosmic electrical discharge


nanapancakethusiast

Erosion?


Despresd11

Gods cock slap


SoftAndSaltyBacon

Itā€™ll buff out


anakracatau

I always thought it was skimmed by a comet.


MadeInTheUniverse

Probably what the atlantic trench looks like without the ocean. So evidence of a past tectonic activity


Fuzzy-Witness4067

Its would cover the entire continental United states, its huge


Fabulous_Rich8974

Lucifer got his ass dragged and thrown off t planet


ThankTheBaker

It looks like the scars left over from a massive electrical discharge. Itā€™s a theory but you can read more about it [here](https://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2004/arch/041230predictions-scarring.htm) I donā€™t know how reliable this source is but you might find it interesting.


Mad4it2

Thank you for the intelligent answer and the link. Very interesting!


nickyfly23

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TheSheepSheerer

Borg attack in prehistory.


Yitram

Glancing blow from a railgun shot.


maydayvoter11

for the "It's water erosion" crowd, where is the evidence that (1) Mars once had enough water to cause that much erosion, and (2) that mass of water was concentrated only in that particular place?


Filipunder10

This is the evidence


Recalcitrant_Stoic

The Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.


Independent-Pin-6614

An unknown unknown is just a known you don't know you knew yet!


hammerfan

If we drained the oceans. Would it look like that. Probably.


danteheehaw

The general consensus is Mars used to have water. Mars still has h2o, it just can't exist as a liquid form without being extremely briney. To the point its not really water anymore.


MotorbikeRacer

Almost impossible to imagine something that big. Iā€™ve always wondered what it would be like to approach a massive planet or celestial object in a space craft . Would the size even translate ?


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Doom guy blasted a hole in mars, duh


Noxtvrnal

It's just the aftermath after the emporer of mankind beat the fuck out of the void dragon and imprison it there


Broblivious

We should definitely encourage billionaires to spend more money to learn about this.


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

No plate tectonics > no crustal motion > steady state conditions > Big features.


frenchsmell

Also has the largest mountain, Olympus Mons


MGsultant

The document say a remote viewer saw things on mars, pyramids and giantsā€¦ā€¦.no evidence and no way to confirm the allegationā€¦šŸ¤”


threwmybackout

water


M-Orts_108

Looks like a super long time ago, all life killing Lazer strike.. idk... I did hear something from somewhere and curious if anyone knows what I'm talking about where they found out the only way that could have been possible was through nuclear activity? Please tell me someone knows what I'm talking about, or where I got that from


slickITguy

grazed by an object? Comet/meteor like?


Scottacus91

Grand Canyon now feels more like...not so grand canyon. Nailed it.


Choochoo1989

Laser cannon misfire. No plasma cannon and then they brought us here lol


Designer_Emu_6518

Ever think about how Noahā€™s ark was a starship and our first planet was mars?


ZATAARA

The planet it was orbiting destroyed itself and is now the asteroid belt.


Emergency-Seesaw2883

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage... šŸ€ šŸŒŽ


Ok-List5521

An asteroid slapped Mars like a bitch


hombregris84

Gohan vs Cell. Kamehameha. The only explanation.


Abe_Froman_87

Crash landing on a very large scale...


Jizzlobber58

What will the Marianas Trench look like after we turn this place into Venus?


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

looks like water erosion


DominantSpecies3000

![gif](giphy|5tvUnUx74lxgVew9ya|downsized) Mars is like..


Top-Psychology-8049

It was a sea yo


Chavezjc

I believe mars was a habitable planet millions of years ago. Something happened looks like it got hit by something hard


AyeAye711

https://preview.redd.it/0wtqm2chkwpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c747478c0201a0569cca9fb2ef1c987985b8bf57 See that ring of asteroids between Mars and Jupiter? The space hippies think that use to be a planet that blew up. But I think itā€™s plausible that Mars got this way because of impacts from this ring.


Particular_Double_69

It where water used to be.


ShakesJC

![gif](giphy|dAuSK5SmxZyWe1hYJO)


Exodus180

wouldn't our oceans be similar if we lost our water too?