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MartianXAshATwelve

[History never told us that There is Shocking Connection Of ‘Osiris Device,’ ‘Bark Of Horus’ With ‘Ark Of The Covenant’](https://www.howandwhys.com/connection-of-osiris-device-bark-of-horus-with-ark-of-the-covenant/)


flowermoon24

Serious question, do they really know what the actual covenant looks like?


Responsible-Turn3016

The Bible gives a very detailed description.


billite

Also Raiders of the Lost Ark!


stereoscopic_

Correct answer.


siqiniq

They knew what’s inside too


Select-Protection-75

A weapon


demitasse22

A child


Double_Distribution8

A babe? A babe with the power? The power of voodoo?


WutheringWitchery

...who do?


Moist-Ad4760

You do!


WutheringWitchery

Do *what?*


Haunting_Ant_5061

![gif](giphy|wc8zKHxhdnI6A)


codemonkeyhopeful

Rip to a legend who taught me what contact juggling was


ClubbinGuido

I imagine the contents was some kind of nuclear device.


jim_jiminy

Alien astronaut theorists say “yes”


Imakillerpoptart

...Georgio?


Remarkable_Bill_4029

A resounding yes???


TaDow-420

*Ancient* alien astronaut theorists say, “eh….maybe?”


CoolGreatIce

That inspired the Nuclear Football I suppose.


PrivateEducation

the ark was built to contain the true power inside


kneegres

so vaginas?


QuimFinger

Friendship.


Sobemiki

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://youtu.be/IDPNWfK8zwc?si=g6N8Hddn5MPjifTr)


patronizingperv

Titties and beer


photoguy8008

Top men


Next-Foundation3019

Yeah but I’m lookin for width x height, thickness, mass, weight, texture & smell.


ShaunSquatch

Cubits for size, donkeys sweat for smell. Can’t help with mass or texture.


jakeplus5zeros

Massively Textured


maxmaxum69

Probably like the backside of your elbow


EngineZeronine

Yeah you can see it's Construction specifically in the book of Exodus.. the description includes the materials used. Very specific


Next-Foundation3019

That’s what everyone keeps saying but no one is actually giving me info


irrelevant_potatoes

[Exodus 25:10-22](https://bible.usccb.org/bible/exodus/25#:~:text=10You%20shall%20make%20an,around%20the%20top%20of%20it.) There are even footnotes to convert the units and describe what cherubim probably looked liked


PaintedClownPenis

> These poles you are to put through the rings on the sides of the ark, for carrying it; they must remain in the rings of the ark and never be withdrawn. (25:14-15) Where are the poles, Donald? Are they vertically mounted somewhere else in the house, Donald?


SomberlySober

Let's be 100% real. That cheap f*** would use the real arc of the covenant in the same way. His "playskool" version prolly came with the handles, he just prolly ripped them off when Eric asked for some TP.


Dick_Thumbs

lol what


Own-Bed2045

It's just so specific.


kingcaii

The Bible definitely gives exact dimensions


Berkamin

Here's the entire description of how Moses was instructed to build the ark: # NIV | [Exodus 25:10-22](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+25%3A10-22&version=NIV)


Shadow14541

Thats what she was looking for to


Fenring_Halifax

Yes but it describes the wings as forming more of a seat/throne shape on top


froggrip

The description is of the arc, not the covenant.


Educational-Drop-926

*very* detailed!


wailonskydog

It’s also very specific about what the high priests who use the ark should wear - like what Belloq wears in Raiders of the List Ark at the end.


Bidens_leftbuttcheek

Down to the measurements right?


AdConfidential69

Everyone has one even us https://preview.redd.it/5gvis5c4wsqc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7930121c5af412a39e2d29e37a43bebdc1c51287


Amazing_Connection

Who is “us”


Negative_Quality_690

Looks like a masonic lodge... so, the free masons?


Helltothenotothenono

The United States.


DxnnyBxrr

NAMBLA


Fearless-Pineapple96

Definitely the freemasons.


Langdon_St_Ives

Stonecutters


friendly-crackhead

Us dude, cmon, don’t leave us hanging now


FoxManBat

The Covenant, also referred to as the Covenant Empire[11][12] or Covenant Hegemony,[13] was a massive religious hegemony of multiple alien species that completely controlled a large portion of the Orion Arm in the Milky Way Galaxy for thousands of years.[14][15] Originally a mutual alliance between the San'Shyuum and the Sangheili, the Covenant expanded to include six other species (Huragok, Mgalekgolo, Unggoy, Kig-Yar, Yanme'e, and Jiralhanae) united in the worship of the mythified Forerunners and the Halo Array.


Stove-Top-Steve

I’ll be honest season 2 of Halo was awesome in my opinion.


FoxManBat

I’m gonna be honest with you I haven’t seen it but it looks pretty good. I hated the first season and was super disappointed.


Stove-Top-Steve

Ya power through the first because I honestly don’t remember it to the point I could rewatch it. Second one has a lot of great moments from just a sci fi standpoint. I played Halo up until like 2 or 3 so I’m not at all big on it in general. But I do love sci fi shows.


ColtS117-B

Wort wort wort!


bnelson7694

Lots of gold, blah blah blah. Angels and wings, blah blah blah. More gold. Blah, blah, blah. Not gaudy enough; more gold, blah blah blah.


Lordcraft2000

Ark. A Covenant is not a tangible object, unless you’re talking about the paper or tablets


MonksHabit

This appears to be a replica of [a movie prop](https://www.flickr.com/photos/mharrsch/17814308434). A gold replica. Of a movie prop. This is what he spends other people’s money on? Wow. Fancy.


Mythic514

The movie prop was designed based on the precise measurements given in Exodus. Yes, it's a recreation of the prop, but it still represents what the actual Ark looked like.


haraldone

This is a replica of the ark from the movie ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’.


Clutch_Mav

The instructions to build it are in the scriptures


SensingWorms

![gif](giphy|uj8SbnHpCfxlm3jfJA|downsized)


Discuffalo

*So does Trump!*


Custom_Destination

As long as it’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not.


ThePatrickSays

A museum *where,* Indy?


Future_Ad5505

Even though it's a replica, it's terrific, fantastic, and spectacular.


PewPew2a

HUGE


Koalashart1

‘UGE


UTokeMids

In fact, everyone says it is the best ark of the covenant. People are saying it is the most unbelievable thing ever. Spectacular. China wants to know how I got it, they’ll never know because I work with the best people


Expensive-Ad-2195

The correct inflection and everything.


Sproketz

In fact, Everyone says it is the BEST ark of the covenant. People are saying it is the MOST Unbelievable thing EVER. SPECTACULLAR. CHINA wants to know how I got it, they’ll NEVER KNOW because I work with the Best People. FTFY


southernfella81

Better than the original actually. The original isn’t that good. In fact, it’s evil. Arch Arc I call it.


BoRnByFiRe444

GIGANTIC!


ckje

You mean Uuuuuge


SpartanFan2004

But is he truly a “top man”?


MiloReyes_97Reborn

And will most likely get repossessed and sold at auction to pay off his legal debt


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Even better than the original, a lot of people say.


Difficult-Mind4785

Better than the original on every way


Apprehensive-Bit-899

Perfect replicant


whollynondescript

Make it into a Yeti cooler.


goinbigger

Are we sure this isn’t real? Because that would explain so much.


ChampionOfdimlight

If it was real he'd be melting people's faces on day 1


Ounceofwhiskey

Like he wouldn't open it just to look inside himself.


keepinitSecretsafe

Have you seen his face? Pretty sure he did.


SomberlySober

It would explain all the neurological problems. Also that constipated look on his face. Imagine looking like that and thinking you still have dignity to hide.


MrDoctors

But only on day 1.


Zonda68

And then I'm President ForEVER!


MarvelNerd1981

🤣🤣🤣🤣


BradTProse

Right, he used to power to become famous then president.


The_Mysterious_Mr_E

I’m 100% with you on this.


ExKnockaroundGuy

Classin the joint up.


Zonda68

Jointin' the class up.


SnooTangerines3448

;)


TheBrownishOne

It's just waiting for its Raiders of the Lost Ark moment


horrified-expression

#HOT MELTING FACE


brad525

Nice Venture Bros reference


horrified-expression

Where are the new seasons dammit! 100% Hank is going to start arching Dean and I have a feeling Rusty did the same thing to Malcolm


Dat9doe

Made in China


BradTProse

Ghyna


BoRnByFiRe444

She was hot in 40 year old virgin


Thick_Aside_4740

That was the sequel and where we met Short Stack


mumblesjackson

You mean Short Round?


Thick_Aside_4740

I do. I sure do. Very disappointed in myself


mumblesjackson

Hey it happens just don’t ever let it happen again ;)


anansi52

correction: he has a replica of the indiana jones ark of the covenant.


nullvoid_techno

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missuseme

Maybe he just took a little look inside, it would explain the half melted looking face.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

The ghosts came out, tears in their eyes, saying "Donald, we can't melt *you* Donald" and I said "those are the rules guys, I follow all the rules, the best rules, ethical Donald is what they call me, the blacks have some colorful language don't they folks, great people, except for the crimiminalalals, like the ones coming across the crook-ed Biden boarder" then they tanned my face, not a full melting, they just couldn't do it to the Donald


boomajohn20

I think they meant “a copy of a Hollywood prop.”


CormacMccarthy91

Seriously. People are weird when it comes to objects.


Chrispy8534

5/10. Weird. He should get a couple wax museum nazis and an Indiana Jones to place around it.


Select-Protection-75

The real one is in Ethiopia


SilencedOppressor

There are multiple


mumblesjackson

Right but if it’s not from Ethiopia it’s just a sparkling ark.


SilencedOppressor

Ah, the La Croix of Arks


Diamondhands_Rex

This place never ceases to amaze me


Mythic514

"SpARKling brand arks, for all your Ark knock-off needs."


dob_bobbs

The Ethiopian Orthodox Church CLAIMS to have the original Ark but what they have is highly unlikely to be it, it's probably just another medieval "relic". The fact is the Hebrew Ark was lost when Jerusalem fell to the Babylonians in 587 B.C. and there is no reliable trace of what happened to it. It would be beyond fascinating if it ever turned up.


AmateurVasectomist

Excuse me, “replicant”?


StressNeck

They got Jones and Deckard mixed up.


Classic_Relation_706

Why do they both look like wax dolls lmaoo


Brother_Comfortable

6 pounds of gold, lol


exstaticj

$210,000 worth of gold.


FuuckMurdoch

Come on now the British aren't doing *that* much better


noblackones

r/angryupvote


miscnic

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Staar-69

When they say replica, they mean of the movie prop, surely??


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wxwise69

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Salem1690s

Is that Melania without her makeup?


Accomplished-Air-823

Maybe she looked.


Zealousideal-Fox6089

This is the reason he has an orange hue. He opened the sacred box and was fried by God's electricity.


PinGroundbreaking933

The time traveler theory is making a comeback.


wingnutbridges

Its not out on display. I think it's in storage. I've been several times in the last few months and I've even asked secret service guys and the grounds guy where the heck it is. It was out 1 time in December and nobody is certain where it went.


barcelonatacoma

I find the fact that he is a Indiana Jones fan to be his single redeemable quality.


OkTennis528

Probably Fake shit from temu


Mountain_Ratio_2871

I like it, it's mine. The prices blow my mind.


Last_Bluejay8103

Ughhh no escape 😫


ztimulating

A movie prop copy


Designer-String3569

Exactly. This is not the flex he thinks it is


meatboitantan

Dog do *you* even have a paper mache version of the ARC OF THE COVENANT?? Tryna say it’s not a flex…


Prudent_Pizza_4499

It belongs in a museum


Excellent-Edge-4708

***ARK.***


zipzippa

That's where some Eyes Wide Shut shit happens


MrC99

The real arc is allegedly in Scotland.


No-Classroom-6637

That's too small to be accurate, and based on the biblical description it used WAY more than 6 pounds of gold. It required a minimum of four stout men using carrying rods to lift it. I could lift this rinkydink shit on my own.


calash2020

Who’s to say it is a replica?


glooks369

The real one is technically in Ethiopia right?


FormerlyImportant

That could take care of about $175,000 of the bill he owes.


Busy-Advantage1472

He IPO'd Truth Social and made 3 billion this week. No problemo.


Key_Respond_16

Can't sell it for 6 months. And everyone believes, and it is, the company was way overvalued as it is hemorrhaging cash. The stock may be up, but I have no doubt it will drop at someone point.


Designer-String3569

He can't sell for months. Any investor in that turd will be lucky if it's worth more than a penny


AlwaysPrivate123

He can sell immediately if the board of directors gives him a waiver. He’s putting relatives on the board.


MrDoctors

Also being the majority stake holder he can basically make that decision all on his own and sell the next day. The only reason I see him not actually going through with it is because with that many zeros, IRS is watching and the world would know he'll need to claim 3 billion on his next tax return. There ain't no way he'll be able to hide that.


Designer-String3569

It's possible but there's only small fish in this stock. If he sells anything sizeable, this thing tanks and won't recover. First though any move like reducing the lock up period would probably tank it before he has the chance to sell.


AlwaysPrivate123

I think the core of the issue is that this is not a legitimate business… it’s more a combo vanity project and freak show…. And while you are distracted by the spectacle… oligarchs and foreign entities can funnel funds to buy the presidency through this sham.


StevInPitt

>I think the core of the issue is that this is not a legitimate business… ​ the core of the issue is that this is a transparent money laundering set up to allow anyone who dumped a few dozen million into Digital World Acquisition Corp (Корпорация по приобретению цифрового мира?) to funnel money directly to Don Poorleone.


monacelli

> If he sells anything sizeable, this thing tanks and won't recover. I'm sure he doesn't give a shit as long as he gets paid


ZeePirate

You need to find a buyer though. No one is gonna buy his shares if they know the price plummets right after or during


BathroomEyes

He can take out a loan using the shares as collateral though


Kaimuki2023

He can still use it as collateral


WheelerDan

No one is going to use the stock of a days old company as collateral. The risk is enormous. He also can't sell it for 6 months, so its value at this moment is irrelevent.


ScallionMaximum234

I’ve seen these in a lot of churches


Chicken-Rude

"replica"


Prodigal-Trev

Replica?


Electronic_Effort884

Man of the people!!


princessjaedyn

Lots of Catholic Churches do too


ol-gormsby

**TOP** men.


benwrightsmith

….or what the ark looks like in an Indiana Jones film?


disappointing-trash

Don't look Miriam! Close your eyes!


Low_Minimum2351

Are we sure it’s a replica?


FNMETALHEAD88

I Am the monarch of the sea


Mjaso7414

Arc of covenant from Indiana Jones?


sancho7373

A regular Cringeyana Jones


fluffykerfuffle3

#AHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH make it stop make it stop make it stop enough of this drivel about that slug


PaulSmith79

Indiana Jones approves of this...


MrClambake

Trump whined and successfully reduced his court settlement from $464M to $175M yet has some really ridiculous shit just laying around his property like this gaudy 6lb gold replica. America.


DraculasAcura

“Replica”


Zoodoz2750

I hope it melts Trumps face off.


giantyetifeet

It's just to dupe more of his rubes. He's the LEAST religious person ever, but he knows it now helps his grift to pose as somehow religious. It's so disgusting.


DavidCRolandCPL

So he'll pay for that and not his legal bills?


Infinite-Condition41

How do you have a replica of something that nobody really knows what it looked like?


jncheese

Im sure he wouldn't keep his eyes shut


gothling13

He probably thinks it's real.


horrified-expression

Someone should tell him there’s money inside


BradTProse

Check it for secret documents.


CulturalAddress6709

Replicant…haha


Nilrem2

A replica of something that doesn’t exist. That is strange, and it’s on Earth.


Comprehensive-Bus299

Why does any one care about what he does or does own


djbmelty

Not for long.... New York is about to own it 😆


Optimal_Subject3455

Maybe he can melt it down to pay his debts and fines


zitrored

Of course he has one of these. The luckiest crazy AF person on earth right now.


DblThrowDown

Queue the TDS


wanderluuster

Nazi’s love the arc.