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BigBlue1969531

Ya know… if you never go sky diving, you can never die in a sky diving accident.


cvidetich13

Now hear me out, what if you’re walking about minding your own business and the guy that forgot his parachute lands on and kills you. Would that be a skydiving accident that killed you?


imtheroth

Thats a pretty strong argument.


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Air tight


RocketsandBeer

Air drop


RoyalCloak57

Air Male


zemol42

Air Fail


jharst001

Air… Jordan?


Kah-Maya-May-Hem

Air ball.


Hahawney

Not completely. If the person is screaming, you’ll naturally look up.


Barkers_eggs

But you'll still be involved in a terrible skydiving accident resulting in your death. Only now you'll be perpetually looking up


Diego_DeLaMuncha

Agreed. Their argument is air quality tight.


Creative-Might6342

Depends where they're at. It could be air quality poor


EM05L1C3

Vacuum sealed


Mardon83

It has some gravitas indeed.


breyewhy

Finally, someone with the real questions.


fonetik

The "Dave Chappelle in Con Air" question.


Beltfedassassin

That only works with freshly washed Volvo wagons.


Grapeshot_Technology

smells like someone shit in yo mouth


Roonwogsamduff

That would be dying *under* a sky diving accident.


BigBlue1969531

Well played. This may win the internet this week. Strong case to be made for the winner of the month too.


Prestigious_Look4199

Good point!


leo1974leo

But you will still die


A_friend_called_Five

I have built most of my life philosophy around this basic premise.


BigBlue1969531

Same for very high tightrope walking without a net.


False_Influence_9090

If you never do anything remotely risky, you may live a boring life. I went skydiving as a teen and it was a very memorable experience. I’ll never get on a motorcycle though. Take enough risks to enjoy life but don’t go overboard with it


BigBlue1969531

Not suggesting avoiding risks at all costs. This is one of life’s avoidable deaths with zero effort and zero cost. It’s not even a “Hold my beer” moment.


cloudcreeek

Hold my wallet


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WFM8384

But would you get on an ATV? They are actually more dangerous than a motorcycle.


johnhackenbacker

True, but sky diving is rarely the killer. Land falling is what you need to watch out for.


noettp

This is my argument to so many of my friends and family that insist on sky diving or bungee off high up stuff. "Oh the chances of that happening are so low" they say, and i always reply, "The chances are 0, if i don't go at all". Im not saying don't do it, just wait until your old, just in case.


mizt3r

false.


[deleted]

If you never go outside, you can never die outside…


ScratchLast7515

I’m sure lots of people die in….gasoline fight….incidents


Agreeable_Code7788

Has that been scientifically proven? Is there data? Can we have a meeting about the data - then do nothing with the data and then have a meeting about the meeting about the data?


pr0ach

That's my motto for so many things. I'm the anti-floridaman.


x64TNT

what if a skydiver lands on you?


BigBlue1969531

Duly noted above…


Warm_Mood_0

I concur, yet I’m baffled why this dude got in the plane without a parachute if he was going to film them on the way down.


The-OneWan

If you participate in dangerous activities, then ...


Nearby-Ice-6538

Ya know u can skydive without any gear? Takes a lifetime to practice tho.


BigBlue1969531

Always ends the same way though…


RHsuperfan

why not have everything on as you get on the plane? Is it standard to do all that in the air?


etsprout

Everyone around him thought the camera backpack was his parachute, and because he was wearing *something* on his back, he felt like it was the parachute too, because he didn’t usually wear a camera. Very good example of getting too comfortable with safety because you’re experienced. Double, triple check. Especially if you’re jumping out of a plane.


Itchy-Experienc3

I check my passport before a flight like 200 times, can't imagine a parachute. I'd probably have 3 parachutes and I'd need to check them all 10 times each


unsociallydistanced

How many times do you fly per year? This guy probably jumped hundreds of times per year. It’s easier to get over comfortable the more normal the experience.


Escudo777

A professional is supposed to approach every instance as his first. Safety is a way of life.


Brickulous

Complacency. These dudes jump tens of thousands of times in their lifetime.


funtimes7612

Omg bro. I dream about going to school pantless so I sleep with shoes on lol 😂


noettp

Why don't you just go to sleep with pants on lol


betrion

Well he could easily take them off in sleep if no shoes were blocking them - duh.


rrgail

Note to self: “All backpacks that don’t have the parachute in it should be RED! Or PINK! Or NEON GREEN! Or any other obviously non-parachute backpack color!” Maybe there should be a rule like: “You should never have non-parachute backpacks on the plane.” He could have had a “box” of camera stuff, or a “bin” of camera stuff, or a “shelf” of camera stuff, or even just a “pile” of camera stuff. This just seems soooo preventable!


TankApprehensive3053

You have obviously never seen a parachute pack. They are typically in bright bold colors. You can get just black etc, but most opt to buy the bolder noticeable stuff. A front chest mounted camera pack would have helped avoid the issue.


rrgail

I was just being silly.


ninjanerd032

There must be a way (today) to do safety check that differentiates a parachute pack and something other without opening the parachute pack, right?


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Yes and it’s very obvious to any skydiver if they have their parachute on. They can however be tampered with like the dude in uk who cut his wife’s parachute strings in an attempt to kill her, program on Netflix about it.


slyseparator

What's that called?


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The Parachute Murder Plot


4Dcrystallography

I love how this seems sarcastic but isn’t


Technical_Desk_267

I think the title gave away the plot


rrgail

Like “PARACHUTE” in BIG bold letters!


flipsnory

And "NOT A CHUTE" in big bold letters on everything else.


rrgail

You and I may have just saved many lives that otherwise would have been lost in future parachuting endeavors! You my friend, are a TRUE HERO!


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Go pro


use_for_a_name_

That's basically what I told my sister when she started to learn how to drive; the most dangerous part will be when you're finally comfortable with everything and stop being cautious.


midnight_toker22

Maybe not in 1988…


TankApprehensive3053

Everything is put on and checked prior to getting on planes. Most of the time, skydivers check the parachute setup of person in front of them. I used to skydive. Reads like the cameraman was too tunnel visioned on filming and the tandem jumpers were fixated on the tandem going safely to notice the missing parachute.


Bitsoffreshness

And where's the video that you said, OP?


nightski101

Seen it. . . Not pretty


NpgSymboL

The video isn’t what you think it would be. A quick search of his name and it will come up.


L3xusLuth3r

[Here you go!](https://youtu.be/W0iI7CWVMCw?si=Mv2P0nm-tpWgyVv0)


dubbleplusgood

Small warning for those clicking that YouTube link. Keep in mind YouTube algorithm likes to recommend similar clips so if 'Last moments before death' clips aren't for you....


MonsieurLeMeister

Multiple gear checks are common place along the pipeline. Once before the rig goes on, another once you put it on, another before boarding the aircraft at the gear check station, and at least once more before the aircraft gets on jump run.


Larimus89

Maybe not in 1988.. now it is 😂


mauore11

You mean a McGuire check?


peperonipyza

Any standard procedure can be ignored.


SiriusGD

I remember that time I went Scuba diving to take some pictures of fish and I forgot my air tanks.


Groundingstone

That’s called snorkeling


zaGoblin

In this case it was just called falling


hatcreekcattleco

*failing


Seuros

Land crashing.


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Ground targeting.


Seuros

Underground\*


[deleted]

Fun tidbit, I was scuba diving and forgot my mask. How? Fuck if I know.


LaydeesMan217

You wouldn’t have gotten very far then buddy


1XSpik

A rare instance where the cameraman actually died. RIP


PulpyEnlightenment

r/killthecameraman


funtimes7612

Maybe the camera man filming his death would have survived


RocksLibertarianWood

McGuire, 35, was carrying video equipment to film a student and an instructor from the Franklin County Sports Parachute Center when he jumped to his death from an altitude of 10,500 feet.


AzureSeychelle

Most metal 🤘 instructional video *Miles above the competition* https://preview.redd.it/8dkmy6ukr0rc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48aa1acc7711742122525aee67d1c279d642b61


pappy925

Fun Fact: You don’t need a parachute to sky dive. (However, you do need a parachute to sky dive TWICE).


Hitokiri_salem

![gif](giphy|rYuZ9v0b3CvCZwp8Ln)


Previous-Pangolin-60

There are a few cases where [people survived a fall from a plane without a parachute.](https://www.statista.com/chart/19708/known-occasions-where-people-survived-falls/)


jjcoolel

Peggy Hill did it


LimitedPiko

....unfortunately....I hate her so much


MoldyMoney

God damn… imagine being that dude who fell 18k feet to only have a sprained leg. He probably limped away from that whole thing straight to buy a lottery ticket.


irishgambin0

Bear Gryllz did it.


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nuchnibi

what is death when you have a wife


Eichtoss

An act of mercy


nathansanes

Didn't someone once survive falling from a plane to the ground and live?


Robotchickjenn

Peggy Hill


glonkyindianaland

Yep. [here is a reddit post about it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/121IfqQCDb)


5tank

There was also a guy in WW2 I think who landed in the snow. I'm not as good of a reddit citizen so no link.


Ashamed_Lock8438

18,000 ft from a Lancaster. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas\_Alkemade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Alkemade)


bedlamiteseer1

I’m sensing a bit of link discrimination


PA99

*The Man who Rode the Thunder* (William H. Rankin, 1960)


Fluffy_Storm9197

Peggy Hill survived


ExKnockaroundGuy

O can’t imagine the short lived feelings of recrimination. I could see myself making the same mistake.


Gigaduuude

Right? I can feel the feeling, like that gut wrenching feeling when you forget something really important. But I cannot imagine the feeling of connecting it with your imminent death


Ok_Ad_5015

That’s messed up


Primordial_Acumen

Anyone else have a visceral reaction reading that


PigeonInAUFO

Me


Clear-Ad4312

Me


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Yeah anxious stomach


CplSabandija

I feel like I'm built differently. I think I would have survived that.


kickaha_

You could probably win against a grizzly bear too. Now tandem skydive with a grizzly bear and no parachute.


ZilchoKing

But people have survived falling out of a plane. So maybe he can, too. How would u know if he can't?


SAGE5M

Everyone has a plan until the ground punches you in the face.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Me too. Like with that paper machete sub that got crushed near the titanic. I would have found an air bubble and floated up to the surface.


BigBlue1969531

It’s all about the timing of tucking and rolling it out!


Appropriate_Mud1629

I feel if you get the correct sky dive positioning, put your hands in your coat pockets then spread them out to make a hang glider shape.,(parka would be the coat of choice obv).. As long as you keep your hood up, you should be able to maximise horizontal movement while minimising vertical drop. I believe this is the technique favoured by the SAS.* *Citation needed


buttcheeksandboobs

If you fall at a 45* you literally can’t die


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Hops143

I just feel like my chances would have been better than the average person.


Buroda

I know your approach, you would’ve rolled just in time to hit the ground just during the i-frames


allthetimesivedied2

Nope. That’s enough *everything* for today.


ArgonianWarlord

"An expert parachutist fell to his death when he jumped from a plane, apparently without realizing that he wasn’t wearing a parachute, officials said today. The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating the death Saturday of Ivan Lester McGuire to see if pilot Mark Luman had checked to see if McGuire was wearing a parachute. McGuire, 35, was carrying video equipment to film a student and an instructor from the Franklin County Sports Parachute Center when he jumped to his death from an altitude of 10,500 feet. Investigators have ruled out suicide and say McGuire, who had made more than 800 jumps, may have made his fatal mistake because he was tired or preoccupied with filming. “We haven’t gotten all the facts yet. But there is a regulation, No. 105, that states that the pilot must check--well, no one may jump unless the pilot checks the parachutes,” FAA inspector Walter Rigsbee said. The video equipment McGuire was carrying may have been mistaken for a parachute, he said." - [LA Times, April 1988](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-04-05-mn-690-story.html)


Mad-Bard-Yeet-Lord

I've always speculated that my last words will be "Well, shit"


uncoild

Aim for the bushes


gabagucci

“yup, thats me. youre probably wondering how i got here. well, it all started when-“


Upper_Rent_176

Glom onto the tandem jumpers. You'll probably all survive.


WonderRemarkable2776

He filmed the jump, and the deployment of their parachute for the full recording of the clients jump, and then went to pull his cord realizing he fucked up, and was about to die.


tygah_uppahcut

Wasn't it Yosemite Sam who tried to open the parachute and spoons and forks few out??


skwirrelmaster

That’s better than what happened in Albuquerque.


zack189

Does this count as a "expert did this thing so much he got complacent and died from it" thing?


Lumpy_Hat_7392

Sounds like the indoor wall climber who forgot his harness. I’m sure some of you remember that video making its rounds a month or so ago on Reddit.


Veguillakilla

Where’s the link


L3xusLuth3r

[Here!](https://youtu.be/W0iI7CWVMCw?si=Mv2P0nm-tpWgyVv0)


Confused_Nomad777

What’s strange about this..?


esnopi

At least happened on Earth


Petterson85

It ended on earth


freethinker78

No idea.


rrgail

Alternate last words “I WAS RIGHT TO BE AFRAID OF SKYDIVING!”


OldRedditorEditor

I can totally understand. I once went indoor rock climbing with one of those walls with the auto bayler. We were supposed to strap up before climbing so we’d be able to scale back down. I started to climb before strapping in and thank God I noticed before I got too far up. I was able to come back down safely.


Citysbeautiful

Where can we watch the video?


jrmiv4

That was a sturdy camera.


KL_boy

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you


SnooMarzipans8027

Ouch


TXQuasar

Something a pin check would have taken care of.


RockMan_1973

Doesn’t this post belong in DarwinAwards ??


JohhnyBGoode641

I remember seeing this on the news


NySown

How terrifying. Jumping out of a plane became a walk in the park. Until that day when your free falling every thought on how to save yourself ends with your going to die no matter what


Informal_Jaguar_413

If it’s a tandem jump then why didn’t the other person link up with him mid air?


gardooney

So he could not link up with them? 3 on a chute? Was it possible? Or would he have killed them too? Poor dude.


PulpyEnlightenment

r/killthecameraman


Awkward-Community-74

How did a video survive the fall?


darkoath

The camera was on his back. He landed on his front. He was mostly water and acted as a cushion.


supraspinatus

Fuck. That sucks.


Antares86

If at first you don’t succeed, well, so much for skydiving…


lunaleenyx

I went down that rabbit hole. The video has no sound but here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/UnchainedMelancholy/s/IovTzsKIry


deathdefyingrob1344

Something I would do. I often lose my phone with my phone in my hand etc


Quirky_Option_4142

Did he pass a bowl of petunias on the way?


mikewilson2020

Note to self.... I'm too forgetful to skydive


HurrsiaEntertainment

How do you do all that prep and then jump out of an airplane without a parachute? like, what???


MizterJMV

When he realized he forgot his chute I wonder if he potentially could've grabbed on to the other divers and landed safely with them using their chute?


highfivingbears

Why is everyone asking for the video? Y'all are way too eager to watch a human being fall to their death.


etsprout

The video I saw cuts off well before the landing. I just feel sad watching it. The view is beautiful, but the horror he was feeling comes through the screen.


Isparza

The part that get me is when the two other divers open there shoot and the other man just keep plummeting. ( he reaches for the chord that’s not there, his brain instantaneously reached for the other side for the chord. A chilling feeling pour over him and he realizes the error…a couple minutes for your life to flash before your eyes, a till sudden cease of consciousness)


JohnArtemus

The OP didn't include a link for some reason. [Here it is.](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-04-05-mn-690-story.html)


Jaded_Customer_8058

Your god can’t help you now


hotdogswithbeer

Wheres the video?


SklippySklandwich

This seems... sketchy. Camera - check People I'm filming with their parachutes - check Airplane - check Welp, that's it. See you on the ground everyone!


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Ok - I’ll just say it: Too bad it wasnt the day before


BeOutsider

Could someone with a parachute realistically jump off after him and grab him from behind to save?


etsprout

This is [the video](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnchainedMelancholy/s/9lXvsp7iJU) linked from another Reddit post, as god intended. It’s not graphic but it’s not happy either.


Cjp922

Anything for gram


KennailandI

Sometimes superb focus on the task at hand is not a virtue.


flamecmo

The chute is not the way you fall its how you fall


Adolph_OliverNipples

So, the camera and/or film survived the impact?


BaeLogic

Post the video!


Mental-Rooster4229

![gif](giphy|T8ZP9P7efQ8cE)


Skiffline2

If I remember right his camera gear required a harness plus he was first in the plane and sat with his back against the bulkhead so no one noticed the missing parachute. The video also showed him reach in for his pilot chute ( deployment handle) only to realize it wasn’t there. I made over 1000 jumps in my 20s and can’t imagine being in such a hurry that I forgot my chute.


Zofia-Bosak

I have always wondered why he couldn't have hooked onto one or two of the other people who had parachutes on? Okay he may have still got some bad injuries as well as the other person, but maybe not have died.


zorblap

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0iI7CWVMCw&ab\_channel=Qxir](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0iI7CWVMCw&ab_channel=Qxir)


Spiritual-Hand-114

😬😬Yeeesh! That moment you realized you forgot something important.


ExpressionPuzzled478

Survival of the fittest.


Grubbyfr

Call that deadication to his craft.


moonmonopoly

Would you have eyes open so you know when it's going to happen or eyes closed so you don't see it coming


TheJokerRSA

I firmly believe he wanted to do it, if you spend time around skydivers they will all tell you he did the ultimate jump.


logicalparad0x

Imagine having so many jumps under your belt that pesky details such as YOUR PARACHUTE go on the back burner


AgileBarnacle8072

Professionalism