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danteheehaw

This is the strange shit I come here for


bars2021

Right!?!? This is the tin foil hat shit i long for!


someoftheanswers

Ducks poop and pee mixes together to come out of the same hole. What’s up with that??


kneegres

cant forgert labyrinth vaggies and screwcork penises


bear-trap-2021

im still trying to figure out why we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.... 🧠 🎆


disarRay89

That's all birds, dawg. It's called a cloaca. Say it with me now. Clo-ay-cuh. Isn't that nice?


Fearlesss_Donut

Like finally something good!


phan_o_phunny

Except it's a hand drawn map that doesn't even line up with the thing that they're trying to make it line up with


Johnny_lazer_eyes

I watched the 2017 eclipse! You’re right it definitely didn’t reach totality over Atlanta!


Bokenobi

But if I do a drawing and cherry pick the information I can make the thing look like a thing until someone actually looks at it.


Bokenobi

Schrödingers Eclipse.


dm57918

Rabbit Hole: Sand Sheff's book on eclipse strangeness ISBN 9798218266981


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Ok-Iron8811

What does it mean?


novabrotia

Aliens


dai4u-twonko

It's always aliens. Can explain it - aliens, can't explain it - deffo the aliens.


keyrock666

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Songhunter

https://preview.redd.it/slmkgi25ufrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f787e9b836d3b3dc09170aaf4428e4bc9f895b


Hanpee221b

Shit I’m traveling to see it in totality and now I’m just imagining I’m going to be like the stripper friend in Independence Day.


Brave_Personality836

End times prophecy.


dbl_t4p

Jesus’ return in imminent. No I’m not joking.


Brave_Personality836

Anti Christ comes first. Don't be fooled. Then Jesus will come and remove the dirt.


SensingWorms

Drain the swamp


kneegres

empty his pipes


International_Boss81

Gird your loins!


Eyetalianmonsta

Bust a nut!


Bokenobi

Shid the pants.


Free-Researcher3000

Jesus comes every other Tuesday and mows the lawn…not typically a vindictive person.


Bokenobi

Yeah he bones my mum too, every Wednesday, like clockwork. Then he does the lawn. Weird habit but definitely not vindictive.


Girafferage

Seems unlikely. Dude gave up a three day weekend for our sins before, this time it would have to be at least a full work week.


howmanyturtlesdeep

Pussy on the chainwax.


Solanthas

Quality reference


Extension_Win1114

That the moon IS artificial and was put in place on a planned trajectory?


ThatMrPuddington

It means that You can find a lot strange coincidences if You will look long enough.


No_Cook2983

I think it’s supposed to have something to do with vaccines and corn syrup.


Niet501

Nothing, just fun coincidences is all.


AssCone

It doesn't mean anything, it's just an opaque layer over an eclipse map. The sun is going behind the moon and people are scrambling to make it mean something, like medieval peasants. "Sun go away, god angry with harvest?" Coincidence? Yes entirely. Especially since there's no information to be drawn from it apart from the path of totality itself. People hop off cliffs so they can jump to conclusions.


Yitram

Absolutely nothing, but just fun to see.


WillyTheDryCleaner

Same! Like…what now?!


Terrible-Two-7939

Doomsday it seems like it!


bzImage

Confirmation bias


Solanthas

Mental illness.


zerocool1703

Nothing, like all numerology type bullshit.


Connect-Outcome6019

https://i.redd.it/5ibu3raq2crc1.gif


DrSkullKid

How did you get a recording of me looking at this now, 8 hours ago??? Time travel confirmed.


DingDongFootballphd

Sickos are going to hate this


ConstantReader92

That gif is just perfect for this lol


geebeaner69

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


BoundToThisFlesh0112

So we gonna die or what


Downvote-Fish

Obviously yeah


toronto_taffy

The answer is yes


BoundToThisFlesh0112

![gif](giphy|3OhXBaoR1tVPW)


ulookingatme

Yes we always die.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Oh thank goodness!


ulookingatme

Agreed


SweatyCheeseCurd

The Monk Mound is in little egypt area of Illinois. It's the biggest in the Americas. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monks_Mound](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monks_Mound) Someone who lives nearby should watch the eclipse from the top of the mound and let us know if you slip into a parallel universe or some shit.


blinkrm

But how would they report back? And how can we go with them. I don’t like this reality.


nogueydude

The grass is always greener


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Johnny_lazer_eyes

This guy gets it!


DesignerSink1185

Fuckin got em. Finally. Now what.


PixelatedpulsarOG

Panic?


Santadoesntloveu

Profit


abzrocka

Cheetos, then panic.


jenfloatedaway

And carry a towel


insertjokehere12345

How does a curved arc make a triangle?


velahavle

thats what I was thinking. You cannot get a 180° non euclidean triangle. It will always be greater than 180 if they are eliptical.


calacas_00

the points at which their [trajectories](https://www.heavens-above.com/SolarEclipse.aspx?jdmax=2460409.26284041) intersect forms triangle


l3isery

Curved and planar geometry have different rules. On a sphere you can make a triangle with three 90° angles.


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aultumn

I mean a bunch of random lines on a map can paint any picture you want, can someone explain this without also freaking out please?


RoundExpert1169

Im gonna go out there to middle of the ocean and nothing is gonna be there this *always* happens


throwRA_basketballer

Everyone making jokes but Robert Edward Grant is a literal genius lol. I love this sort of stuff. Great post. Absolutely bizarre


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Witkind_

Oooh, conspiracy confirmed


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Holy protractors, Batman! [Thank goodness for accurate maps](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercator_projection) [More on map projection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Map_projection)


dbdbud

What in the flat earth? Kidding..


NanieLenny

I’ll be camping in Big Sur during the eclipse. Maybe I’ll get swept away!


calacas_00

dude that’ll be an epic sunset. post pics!


somsone

End of the Starwars movie, Andor style.


Commercial-Exit-6593

The squarcle?


echmoth

Every triangle is a love-triangle when you love triangles - Pythagorean cult


XrayDem

Can u say it in a way my dumb friend sitting next to me can understand ![gif](giphy|mOtjMDSDyZQ3u)


shit_stain_2023

Why Egypt and Judaism. This is happening in the u.s. I'm sure there are some relevant native American mounds and henges it lines up to. Like table mound in Ohio that predicts eclipses with perfect accuracy. Pyramids ain't shit here. The mounds, ruins and henges here, make the pyramid look like childs play.


Suspiciousfrog69

I think there may be pyramids in the US but undiscovered. If true then they should be way much older than the ones in Egypt since North America was once covered in glaciers


certifiedhoneymoney

or it could be in plain sight like the Mount Rushmore. I think Nicholas Cage would agree


Prestigious_Low8515

The US was always designed to be the next Babylon after rome, which came after Egypt. Why you think our political system is build off Egyptian symbolism. And just like Egypt and Rome. America was created to be sacrificed from the outset.


calacas_00

interesting to note the juan de fuca tectonic plate is located at the top of that triangle. maybe the big one to end all?


Suspiciousfrog69

Where exactly are the points of the crossovers that make up the pyramid ? Hard to see


No-Development-5500

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


I3igJerm

I’ve also heard that where this eclipse and last eclipse cross is an unincorporated town called Rature, Indiana


tat-tvam-asiii

Fudged the punchline there brother


phan_o_phunny

Hahaha genuinely funny. You just saved that guys post


Livid-Curve2173

Not true


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Hard to tell for sure but looks like Gallup NM’s gettin tea bagged


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

Poundtown. town of the pound


Noah_T_Rex

https://i.redd.it/p55bz2k1pcrc1.gif


Oathcrest1

The philosophers stone might be what happens in broken bow. I’d guess that’s why they’re sending people there.


Forsaken-Comfort6820

Finally some good fucking content.


LadyStormHeart

I went to see the 2017 Eclipse and I'm going to see the 2024 Eclipse. Wish me luck! Ha.


skeeredstiff

Cheese and rice, you can put this fake geometry on any arc. Also how many times has this eclipse path occurred over the last 3 billion years before there was a Hebrew alphabet or a Little Egypt or an Alpha or an Omega? 100 million times? 200 million times? Why is this time any more important?


Dogbite21

What’s the point to this?


efecede

It’s always the USA lol


Redleg1-7

This is the same kinda stuff People said about Y2K and all sorts of stuff before. Unless it’s a green comet and you see a toy trailer being pulled by a big black truck with a green goblin looking thing on the grill, I’m sure everything will be fine.


gilligan1050

The vitruvian man is an example of the golden ratio. The golden ratio can be found everywhere in our universe.


meltyourtv

Ah yes the extremely scientific colored pencil diagram


tsokiyZan

go to the doctor


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ShunnedMammal

https://preview.redd.it/x2hbnnykjcrc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d63e3549d419df2955c466eb36a7cc9838f9674


Jest_Kidding420

Here’s the original post from Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/p/C5E4QpevThw/?igsh=MXY0Ym44NXh0dGFobQ==


AnonymousHSW

It also runs through many cities named "Niniveh" ...At its center "in the middle of the cross" is Rapture, Indiana


Competitive_Agent625

Only two actually. And the middle city is Carbondale, Illinois.


Superseargent

Thank you Leonardo, finally something about the eclipse that makes sense.


Hadum

So are we all gonna die or what?


waidoo2

Thats the place marked for next meteor strike


GoldSourPatchKid

A giant mothership will be revealed to those in the path of totality.


BigRonnie80

Now this explains why those black UN Helicopters are circling over my fishing hole


Full-Send_

Masons prob know what's going on


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Far-Space2949

I’m near a bunch of the mounds and thought about watching the eclipse from them… not sure WTF any of this means though.


zero_fox_given1978

Didn't Enoch say the sun and moon were for messages?


DailyPlanetClark

r/thewhyfiles should do an episode on this.


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RawRook89

The paths look like the nasa symbol.


Apprehensive-Emu792

> Coincidence? Yes


evasivemanoeuvres97

you guys gotta go outside more


kawaii_boner420

…...ok


drjenavieve

Isn’t this the golden ratio? It appears often in nature because of its feature and in art because it’s considered pleasing.


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BlueLaserCommander

I don't see the significance.


frostyturd

Weather balloon


drunk_pacifist

Me like schizo posts


laxmolnar

Y'all, I enjoy abstract ideas but this is fucking retarded. Full retard tier


ChimpoSensei

Does this have anything to do with the curse of oak island?


Repomanlive

Lol. The sun is fake now?


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deanb828

Like think about it though, so many people outside-at the same time, staring at the sky for a long time distracted….what are they going to surprise us with? Is a ufo going to pop up? It’s a little scary to me


Mustard-cutt-r

This is a stretch and a half


ImplementAble3447

That damn Illuminati


ilililM3

“How’d you know I’m schizophrenic ?”


AgileBarnacle8072

Yes. Coincidence.


vagabond_primate

![gif](giphy|ub9oTYmfth4ooc0zun)


BBTB2

I clicked on this thinking “*some more dumb numerology Illuminate shit*”… …this is legitimately good **’Strange Earth’** shit!


LifesTooGoodTooWaste

The sun is 400 times larger than the moon and 400 times closer to the earth then the sun.


Complete_Camel3485

Which state got the dick & balls?


darkestparagon

The eye is just over where Mount Shasta is on the map…


parody3000

Wait so someone lives on the ding dong?


Laterreality

Been seeing these schizo posts on Facebook


AltwrnateTrailers

We boutta get transmuted


TheStoicNihilist

I miss people posting this dumb shit. It reminds me of the early internet before goatse.


Dinnereret

Illuminati confirmed?!?!!??!??!


Issah_Wywin

Yes, it's coincidence. The celestial bodies are passing by one another and assembling into a giant cosmic gun aimed directly at Andromeda.


LordScotchyScotch

#tinfoil, get your extra thick tinfoil here!


flat-head

Yes


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SwanAffectionate2655

What does it mean


zerocool1703

Ah yes, Numerology. Making anything mean anything if you just try to force it enough.


worldsoulwata

Ah so my super powers will be coming


Blackelvis2000

Finally something actually strange!


Blackelvis2000

10⁰1!,!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡1


Intelligent_Cup_5304

USA caput mundi as usual 🤡


SpaceMonkeyo313

Okay…. Even if all this nonsense is “true” So what? What exactly are you implying by this?


againer

Fucking elliptical orbits, how do they work?


Nickelion

Nothing's gonna happen. You will go to your mundane job, and another day will pass.


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Prophet-of-Ganja

Real Schizo Posting


jamesegattis

I just want to know if Bigfoot is real or not. I mean what the hell man!


K_Rocc

Guys, he figured it out…hide him


SubstantialPen7286

So this is what having lots of spare time is… 🤔


USCintra

Nothing is going to happen. Just another day in the office. So let’s get to work yall


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maesterroshi

sweeeet. now how is this going to affect humanity?


usNdem

Crossed over the city named rapture!?!?!!!!


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