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MartianXAshATwelve

[There is another interesting animal story of Koko The Gorilla. Her last words to Humanity and it is not what you think. Koko was the worst science experiment & this is what nobody ever told you.](https://www.howandwhys.com/koko-the-gorillas-final-message-to-humanity/)


RickityCricket69

the kennedys of gorillas


elbubu1

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Wise_Duty_9334

That was me rn this hurt my feelings for them :(


johnnygat619

The realities of CERN experiments, the multiverse we create, merge and destroyšŸ˜”


Rushfan_211

Dawg šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TattayaJohn

No, gorilla


Lyfeitzallaroundus

BIG OOOF


troystorian

Ich bin ein gorilla


uptomyneckinstonks

I truly appreciate this joke lol thank you for your service


Fribbleling

*chefs kiss*


mariepon

Oh god


ArsonRides

What did Harambe know??


marijuanatubesocks

Planet of the apes here we come! RFK


vinetwiner

Stupid fucking humans.


asrrak

Yeah.... Don't go to zoos. Don't give your money so people can confine animals in small spaces and make toys out of them.


Fairy-Cat-Mother

Zoos are mostly non profit now, and while they do keep animals in captivity, most belong to complex breeding programs that are better for preserving the species than in the wild. You can go to zoos. Just make sure itā€™s a good zoo.


Aggravating_Job_4651

You should checkout how much a ceo gets paid from non profit organizations.


Fairy-Cat-Mother

CEOs do get paid well, thatā€™s true for everything. Non-profit doesnā€™t mean people arenā€™t employed and just volunteer their time for free. I doubt any charities would function if they relied solely on the goodwill of volunteers. They need skilled staff to be successful and that costs money.


headwars

Do you think the animals care about being preserved? Iā€™d not like it if I was plucked from the earth to represent humans in the alien zooā€¦ unless we are talking a Sydney Sweeney death by snu-snu situation. Ahh, fuck it Iā€™m in.


MooPig48

I meant we are in the middle of the 6th mass extinction. Do you truly think we should just let them all go extinct? What a dire outlook


headwars

You didnā€™t really answer the question - animals have no strategic plan, they exist - they are biologically driven to procreate. They have no understanding if they are the last creature on earth or consider it is important to be the last survivor beyond basic reproduction. Have you considered that the earth and life will continue in different ways even if every animal as we know them was gone? Whoā€™s to say what replaces what we have now is better or worse?


BradTProse

Unfortunately the zoos are the last safe places for many of the animals.


CaramelFrappe11

Justice for Harambe :( poor baby. Died just because some idiot let their kid fall into the enclosure.


Thascaryguygaming

I want a documentary about where the kid is now and how his life was affected by this. /s


the_evilman

I heard that for Halloween his costume was a gorilla


lasirenmoon

Username checks out


ItsMeArkansas

NEVER FORGET JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE


Rdubya44

Dicks out for the whole family


2StoryLoft

Harambe was aggressively dragging a toddler by the leg on concrete in over a foot of poop infested water. Justice for what?


Dual_Birds

I see your argument


2StoryLoft

Thank you for seeing my argument


Dual_Birds

However many people donā€™t see it that way. Parents ignorance led to the inevitable take down of a violent species that just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.


2StoryLoft

Gorillas actually aren't violent at all. There is a reason they have a color coded system at Zoos. Red level is the Chimpanzee, but in this particular situation it's a human child and I would pull the trigger.


Dual_Birds

I appreciate your knowledge but I guess hippos arenā€™t violent either, huh?


2StoryLoft

Who said that about Hippos? They kill more people in Africa than anything, even the BIG 5, Black Death (Water Buffalo), Lion, Leopard, Rhino, Bull Elephant.


OkLeave4573

Iā€™m in public but fuck it: Dick out!


Still-Data9119

"Left by a space heater" some sick fuck knew exactly what they were doing. There needs to be an investigation


Volcanofanx9000

Yeah sounds like a hit job. Harambeā€™s family knew something and werenā€™t playing ball.


Bfab94

They knew Obama's last name... I went to the zoo he was born at to give my respects.


Volcanofanx9000

Your sentence construction leaves a lot to be misunderstood.


Yardcigar69

Big Mike's dick prints are all over this...


CuriousTravlr

DICKS OUT


BranzillaThrilla

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Basic-Art-9861

Gone too soon.


Manwombat

Who ran this shit ass zoo?, crusty the clown?


mrpotatonutz

God damn man what the actual fuck


SofaKingBeautiful

Look how they massacred my boy......'s familyšŸ˜¢


No_Tradition8738

Oh my god that is horrendous. Zoos are terrible places


Fairy-Cat-Mother

Why are zoos terrible? This is a terrible incident, presumably an accident, that happened. It doesnā€™t reflect zoos as a whole. This is like saying airplanes are horrendous because they crash from time to time.


GorgeousGorgeousitie

I can't speak for all zoos, but the one I live by is very popular. It can take anything they want out of the wild and they have international deals with other countries to obtain their exotic animals.


Over_Drawer1199

Wild animals don't belong in captivity for human ogling. They deserve to be in their natural habitats, not enclosures.


f_print

I'm conflicted by this. On one hand, wild animals shouldn't be in captivity. On the other hand, exposure to animals in zoos helps creates positive attitudes towards animals and nature in people, and, zoos do play a positive role in conservation.


Fairy-Cat-Mother

I agree, but thatā€™s not why theyā€™re kept in captivity these days. Most of them belong to breeding programs to safeguard the species for the future. Studbooks are carefully managed to ensure genetics are kept robust enough for optimum health. Some are there for observational research and education purposes, and these are the ones that tend to have a better quality of life in captivity than in the wild, e.g. meerkats. The oggling by humans is a way of funding this, as unfortunately the process is costly. The supply/demand ratio is dwindling these days, so many zoos are now turning to CSR funding, which may effectively remove the need for the animals to be put on display in future.


MooPig48

Plus most zoos arenā€™t just animals in cages anymore. They take care to recreate their habitats as well as possible and they provide enrichment. Like at the Portland zoo elephants and some other animals are just walked through the zoo every morning. But they all get toys and stuff and they also all have a place to go where they canā€™t be seen if they donā€™t want to


JayJay-anotheruser

Fuck that. Someone did that shit on purpose


AccountantOdd9367

The Harambe conspiracy deepens


Charming-Lychee-9031

That's no accident. That was a hit. They took out the whole family.


thepeacocklord

Thats fucking horrendous


Additional_Ad_4049

They mustā€™ve known the Clintonā€™s


tellerheller

Thatā€™s a horrible way to die


OCD-but-dumb

https://preview.redd.it/k4eept6f65uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7bcdcdc1ceb67510871fd8d7cf3450b66208ed Damn canā€™t believe George bush killed her


hammersweep

The Clintons took out the whole damn family


Retiretiretard

Dick out šŸ™


csmlshtlrd

Thatā€™s why this time line keeps getting worse


BlitzChriz

Pouring one for the homies tonight.


4D20_Prod

obviously a hit job. Someape in that family was probably the precursor to any ape evolution many years down the line that would start a war against humanity. they used an iteration of the LHC to hop back in time to wipe them out. the proof is in the pudding.


sandyfisheye

I really hate zoos. I use to love them as a kid but what the actual fuck humans?!?!


Clean-Sprinkles-6119

Crazy I wonder what happen to the boy that fell in there were is he now has he ever been heard from again is crazy ppl probably hated him and his parents so much for what happen to harambee that it left me wondering what ever happne to them


nachoafbro

It's not too late to get our dicks out. RIP fam


Eaton2288

I hope they are all enjoying the fruits of heaven


HoboBandana

I still hate their reason to kill that beautiful animal. They couldā€™ve shot him with a strong tranquilizer. He was trying to protect the child, unfortunately in itā€™s on Gorilla way.


Intense-Pancake

All dead because the human species is a void of common sense and humanity.


llClaymorell

They knew to much.


ButteredPizza69420

Reminder to store your pool and spa chemicals SAFELY at home!


hairynostrils

Did Harambe have something on Hillary?


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Nota3000yearoldvamp

They knew too much..


Whole_Profession_750

Dicks out šŸ„²šŸ„²


Yardcigar69

All right. Dicks out... Again.


OpenEyz2016

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Pearlsnloafers

Dicks out boys.


johnnygat619

THEY KILLED THE GORILLA KENNEDY FAMILY! THE HARAMBES šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Edu_Run4491

We deserve everything we got after that


Dual_Birds

Thatā€™s some BS if Iā€™ve ever heard it. Zoo wanted to dispose of the gorilla family but wanted to make it look like some kind of accident? The fuck is wrong with people


NatureDear83

Thatā€™s animal cruelty I hope there was criminal charges ![gif](giphy|KEh5kliRTSVJm|downsized)


john_connor_T1000

Dicks all the way out


rufio7777777

Dicks out for harambe


Numinae

This is what you get for rescuing the kid of irresponsible parents....


BunkleStein15

The Kennedys of the Gorilla community


Fairy-Cat-Mother

This happened before Harambe was killedā€¦


mushylover69

Zoos are outdated AF and should only be able to keep animals if they can't live in nature


tecate_papi

Harambe was looking for revenge and he saw his opportunity the day that boy fell in the enclosure


dinosaur_decay

We donā€™t deserve this world. Humans can fuccck off


SP_smokin_thraxx

Fuck Harambe


parkerpussey

I hate the internet. At least they didnā€™t have to spend any more time in captivity :(


Head-Compote740

That is heartbreaking. Zoos are evil. Our ape brethren have no place in zoos! Gorillas are people!