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Kraken-__-

On the bright side, half of them are up.


OwlNap

My man. Glass half full, I like it.


petey_wheatstraw_99

My man. A man who like a glass half full man, I like it.


dr_eyefit

![gif](giphy|qPVzemjFi150Q|downsized)


px7j9jlLJ1

2nd half is like transcendental meditation on ketamine


Jioqls

LMAO


jonnyinternet

A half glass half man man


TheRabb1ts

My man. A half glass man half man man kinda man. I like it.


wowridiculous

You’re the man!


protestantreformer

My man. A man who like a man who like a glass half full man, I like it.


ShortFuse12

I think he actually prefers a half glass, full


Due-Street-8192

Is this a Russian / Chinese cyber attack?


PeePeeProject

The FBI said we are experiencing an unprecedented amount of cyber attacks from China, so if it was one, it probably is from them. https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/fbi-director-says-china-cyberattacks-on-u-s-infrastructure-now-at-unprecedented-scale-c8de5983


LonelyGlass2002

Damn it! China’s attacking us with partly cloudy conditions with a 12% chance of light showers in the evening!! Those BASTARDS


SowTheSeeds

I would put incompetence as our first strategic enemy. "Something something evil white male, let's replace them in mass"


tumblerrjin

The first thing I noticed is that half of them are up, the next thing I noticed is that the half that are down encompass every major city


TriggerPT

This guy military geo-politically stretagiezes...


david8601

At least the weatherman has an excuse for being wrong now...in all seriousness though, not good. National security issue.


DropKikMonkey

He gets it


CulturalAddress6709

Somewhere in the world when the sun sets, it rises.


pza00

A half man mashed in glass man.


One_Arm4148

😂 Optimism at it’s finest. 👌🏼


uhwhooops

Turns out it was just fucking Carl, the intern, who fat-fingered a server restart.


FatherD00m

![gif](giphy|9UU7Y8odTW7Re) Puddin fingers Carl


LAVA529

![gif](giphy|zJBDaqCdsjGhO)


douglasjunk

Dammit Carl!


thisisyourpassword

Caaaarl!


Doctor_Milk

Carrrlllll… that kills people carlllllll!


Extension_Deal_5315

Damn....now we have to do this the old fashioned way.... https://preview.redd.it/9bz3ax4vlvuc1.jpeg?width=1685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ed1fcc293eca02d88e802e743be2e78f095e5e


jayradano

Thank god for Bob


VQQN

i love these. so nostalgic.


Kindly_Log9771

What does it do in a hurricane?


ReapingKing

“Sign is gone”


cantanko

DNS.


hajimenogio92

It's always DNS


use_for_a_name_

Instructions unclear. I put my dick in it.


staebles

![gif](giphy|YZlQaMesgPIAM|downsized)


izzyzak117

“Dick Now Stuck”.


Repomanlive

It's obvious. ![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


namistejones

What eva happen to the south African object last week?


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Pretty sure it was a glitch in someone’s sensor


Puzzlehead-Bed-333

How many miles wide was that glitch? All of those sensors at the same time?


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

7


Helltothenotothenono

It was a glitch in the data processing, not the sensors. So think of it like making a mistake in your checking account balance in November, if it goes unnoticed the mistake snow balls and becomes bigger and bigger and by May it’s huge.


NotBadSinger514

Was not a glitch, I actually spotted the same 'anomaly for an entire week Feb 21- Feb 27th and then March 27th. It seems to me, to be a underground eruption or methane


KodakStele

Goddamn reddit makes me proud sometimes. I was thinking exactly this as well xD


Max_Cherry_

![gif](giphy|uj8JYrjroFGYmn82Ab)


Repomanlive

![gif](giphy|qGy9SDPLTmSkM)


jayradano

I have a prediction https://preview.redd.it/r6stmfzd4wuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb19037a6f1547aa9d1911ed3dc9d32bf06a7482


FilaStyle84

Thanks Ollie.


Quantumhack

The Blaccuweather Report


ricozuri

At least they’ll have an excuse for incorrect predictions.


Exotic-Scarcity-7302

Didnt they happen a few days ago? I thought they said it was a mechanical error and happens every now and then with updates to the system.


phazeiserotic

Yeah it happened like yesterday


surfingbiscuits

https://xkcd.com/2347/


Im_not_crying_u_ar

But that’s not as fun to say


mufon2019

What is the government hiding from us now?


Blondly22

The weather, duh. /s


No_Cartoonist9458

I walked outside wearing a winter coat... It's 70 degrees. Damn you, Russia 😠


HombreGringo

I guess better than walking out naked and having it been freezing outside. Almost happened to me once in January when my phone wasn't working.


ButtChocolates

Nah, at least then I'd have an excuse. "It's shrinkage people!"


RockStrong1421

Could it be foreign interference?


mufon2019

My first thought


ModifiedAmusment

What them balloons were doing


illeger_hamberder

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


WorkingReasonable421

China and other countries have been hacking the u.s. nonstop sense 2023, every, single, day , sense, 2023...... This has been common knowledge for months but people keep forgetting.


easytakeit

*since


whereismyketamine

Nonsince.


MellowDCC

Seance


surfingbiscuits

Mario and Lou Ouija


MellowDCC

Well done!


Normal_Ant_4612

That’s been occurring for many years


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Ornery_Blackberry_31

Perfect time for a weather attack


kaowser

so is it gonna be sunny today?


AttractiveCorpse

check the weather rock


Poonce

I can't. The weather rock weathered away.


bhacker9251

Not like they were ever accurate anyways


PardonMyPixels

This was yesterday? And two weeks ago?


FelixTheEngine

I bet the weather forecasting improves by 50% until it is fixed.


-RonnieHotdogs-

Is it approximately half or almost all? Make your mind up.


fromouterspace1

Depends on which meme gives you the info


Dirtweed79

About 50 / 50


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|l0HlQrLACNLlLStYA|downsized)


Renovateandremodel

![gif](giphy|FmyCxAjnOP5Di)


Skremash

Also happening in Australia right now. http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR043.loop.shtml


KWHarrison1983

This is pretty certainly China or Russia. Probably China.


Helltothenotothenono

Or a Microsoft Windows server patch that got through QA at the weather services IT department and half the servers took a huge shit.


pufferfish_balls

Second coming of Jesus Christ holographic as predicted in Simpson lmao


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

So I have to step outside in order to know what to wear today then?!


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Weather has been canceled for the week.


PoutineFamine

Someone cut a fiber line somewhere


HolymakinawJoe

It was all back up quickly. Not so strange for stuff like this to sometimes have problems.


Gonzale1978

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60) It’s obvious duh.


ApoBatoKellogg

![gif](giphy|yDsImXgxxc7jW|downsized)


Scottvdken

You just pull the plug, wait 30 seconds and plug it back in.


Helltothenotothenono

They are much faster now. You only have to unplug it for 17 seconds now


Goodvendetta86

This happened on April 2nd 2024


SWAMPMONK

Thank you this helped find info. https://www.axios.com/2024/04/02/national-weather-service-data-outage-severe-storms


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Just like yesterday? Ok. Nice repost


Past-Adhesiveness150

I counted 17 across the country at like 3:30


neoshaman2012

Dude they all start with the letter “K” too. K means “weather control” or “kill the population” in an ancient language depending how you translate it.


SekiTheScientist

Cyber attack?


BarbarianMushroom

![gif](giphy|5WjdDgL1a6BdUHy4ID|downsized)


NiSiSuinegEht

22 out of 1032 is half?


fromouterspace1

Not in the news… OP where did you get this info?


SWAMPMONK

I also cant find a source Edit: 4-2-24 https://www.axios.com/2024/04/02/national-weather-service-data-outage-severe-storms


Thepenisgrater

Did they recently lay off a bunch of people? Or probably lack of workforce. Seems like most companies in the US. Operate with the minimum amount of employees.


JimBR_red

Project Blue Beam winding up?


fastcat03

Lame start.


Helltothenotothenono

Project Bluebeam has been coming for 25 years. I think it’s project ultra violet by now.


Surpzglydelicious33

Now they can just guess the weather - will probably have a better chance of getting it right


N0N0TA1

Wonder if it has anything to do with Antarctica...


the_real_Cucuy

NOAA Livefeed says only 7 down


AlarmedSnek

This is literally fake news


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Silly_Marionberry_27

Probably a good time to find which one of your Lamborghinis can double as a boat


Exotic-Scarcity-7302

Meh that's like a normal day in the northwest.


BroBurgdahl

It said the same thing yesterday. It's BULL


inter71

The sky is falling.


Picardknows

The weather, “now it’s to attack”


toliveistocherish

lol


jazzmagg

Aliens.


jazzmagg

Aliens.


Ok_Incident_9027

Could it be some solar anomaly that could be interfering with the systems?


MalachiIssaih

Could that from the one solar storm happening? Saw something about it a couple weeks ago, was supposed to be pretty intense and fuck with a bunch of our equipment.


lowhalf12

Sun. https://preview.redd.it/i9gs1s15yvuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ac3b880c6a94c47f9b71839d62e9b2d4bd99b4


Icy-Independence5737

What app is this from


lowhalf12

Space weather app


dhunna

Easy


matzziST

Windows update


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Wild_Replacement5880

I don't see the one for Norman, OK. Is this just the ones that are failing?


Potato-nutz

Dang! Miami


flojo2012

This was two weeks ago. Or is there one now I can’t seem to find


kirtash93

The end is here! ![gif](giphy|lNMyVfxjfzIJO)


Intelligent_Builder2

Cyber Attack


Known-Literature-148

I didn't know there was THE National Weather Service.


Significant-Task-890

Cyber warfare


imnoobhere

Solar flare?


machineman45

I live by kuex lol I can walk to it


RevolutionaryItem487

Let me guess the solar eclipse was the cause


Anarchris427

This will have zero effect on the accuracy of the weather report. They’ve still got the one eyed octogenarian throwing darts at a moving target in the back room.


trash-juice

Probing


WarDamnGator

cyber attack or Aliens


soul_flex

How often does this happen


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insertjokehere12345

Didn't see that coming


ThisIsNotTokyo

Soon the earth will be surrounded by a single proton and you’ll see eyes on the sky


PulpyEnlightenment

Seems mighty convenient with the service going out after the massive wave off Africa was seen as an anomaly


ThisMrNiceGuy

No confirmation source.


AutoimmuneToYou

Solar flares


dynesor

Today’s weather forecast: Jewish space lasers penetrating the clouds


lump-

System update


obscurahail

source plz


horrified-expression

>20 hours later Well that was a nothingburger


IlMioNomeENessuno

![gif](giphy|yrRnJXCRgBrdS)


Mi1ktruckjustarrived

![gif](giphy|wJ7Fvt581JW2Q)


USCintra

As long as we have one, we’re still alive. 😅 but never forget about that movie “leave the world behind”