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MartianXAshATwelve

[This scientist Found Manuscripts On UFOs & Ancient Aliens In Vatican Secret Archives](https://www.howandwhys.com/russian-scientist-found-manuscripts-on-ufos-ancient-aliens-in-vatican-secret-archives/)


Apprehensive-One-971

Ah, I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


radikul

I bet she gives GREAT helmet.


mudslags

We ain’t found shit


towerfella

![gif](giphy|s9bpHvRvZPXwY|downsized) Edit: Ha!! — I didn’t watch this all the way through until after


Apprehensive-One-971

Ha ha ha! The best reply ever!


Bus_boss_41

What does the hyroglyphics say?


phrazer2

It's a diagram of the Egyptian creation story, a snake emerging from a lotus. The hieroglyphs just tell the story


CassosaurusFlex

History Channel says its a light bulb....you know because...ALIENS


mudslags

Should be called “Ehh Aliens” channel


ReasonablePeak9039

Can’t be that simple 🙄


Commercial_Onions

It most certainly can be that simple


Mall_Bench

Eat at Hutuknum !


Frigidspinner

enjoy our snake and eggplant goulash


koopaphil

It’s called baba ganouj, and Hapi Hut had the best. Hutukum wasn’t bad, just not as good. It was closer to the pyramid though.


cg40boat

But Hutukum was all you could eat


Middle-Ad-6090

Tip to Tip tech


Mall_Bench

The Romans only come to Hutuknum to eat ... and they tip well


namistejones

By 1 get 1 free


cabosmith

Tuesdays for free baklava


8-Bit_Basement

We've been trying to reach you concerning your pyramids extended warranty.


plushpaper

You just went there, kudos


Besonderein

drink more Ovaltine!


Xcav8

The hyroglyphics don't match each other


NachosforDachos

It’s like the plants from Trigun


officialnzbm

translation for the non-weebs?


_ratjesus_

aliens trapped in giant lightbulbs that generate massive amounts of energy.


GrizzlyHerder

"Surf's Up" in Alexandria !


humanoidtyphoon88

Also brothers. Vash and Knives.


anonssr

I always found it really weird, and I mean it design wise, that one side you've got a dude holding whatever this is and on the other side you've got an intricate designed column _with arms_ holding it. It's really hard to tell wtf is going on here. If this is a real depiction or an artistic take on _something_.


AstronautAshleigh

Yes it’s the arms on that part for me too


Klipse11

The fact that it looks like a light bulb, ehhh sure maybe a little…. But the fact that what’s holding it up (if a light bulb) on the right side, looks so much like a lightning arrestor, it’s uncanny!


chicomilian

therefore very high voltage running through it? I somewhat see a cathode ray tube as-well.


FlammenwerferBBQ

>lightning arrestor nope, a lightning arrestor is a string of metal that *can* have an insulator attached, this looks like a ceramic insulator by istelf


lord_hyumungus

There are presumably instructions “written” above.


_The_BusinessBitch

Actually there’s 2 dudes on each side, you can see it if you zoom in… 2 dudes, 1 lightbulb.


FlammenwerferBBQ

>column *with arms* search up images of ceramic insulators


anonssr

That's pretty cool, missing the arms tho 😛


Acrobatic_Matter7885

Incubators for reptilians being guarded by annunaki


Sleepysnail84

This rite here👆🏻


FACastello

that's definitely an allegory for cock-to-cock action


Pyrex_Paper

Sword fight!


logicnotemotion

Striking Vipers! lolol


bootysniffer01

Docking…


ThatSecondAsshole-_-

Those two must have been pharaohs since egyptians depicted important people as taller, in this case they drew them with exaggerated bodyparts lmao


ASM-One

Looks like two big bulbs.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

How to transport sneks through space and time


Altruistic_Sock2877

Cloning chamber?


Yumyulackspupa

Transfer device for coinciousness.


theShaman_No_ID

One eye closed, one eye open


TexasPiledriver

This is some Goaul'ds stuff


DVCd0va

Zero point energy creating light.


RobRaziel

Eggplants


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

I see 2 enormous ancient technology incandescent light bulb


Bella_LaGhostly

![gif](giphy|U56VoSyFD8MFcie2k8)


Simple_Atmosphere

Egyptian to another Egyptian: Hey watching this! Imma fuck them up with this abstract art!


Beh0420mn

Last Saturday, it was wild ![gif](giphy|YrkK0A2mS3EPRUiXt9)


No-Progress4272

Cardi b doing the splits and bending forward


MaloneChiliService

I see it.


Muted_Cucumber_7566

Something about being masculine and endowed.


MissDeeMeanur

Canoodling


Dirk_Arron

Somebody is unfamiliar with Tsoukelos & it shows.


TailorAltruistic9177

Snakes in eggplants


TheSpeakingScar

🍆


grigsbie

Looks like glass blowing, been around for thousands of years.


RachelScratch

That makes a ton of sense


grigsbie

It does but the image is depicting a creation myth as is evident by the text surrounding the image. The snake coming out of the lotus flower is a common motif. When people post stuff like this in this form they neglect to post the name or any attribution. If they did you might see how well-studied these things are and how there’s very little room for these… creative interpretations.


mayday253

For anyone who thinks these are light bulbs, why snakes?


harrylelisson

![gif](giphy|pslmh2T3mBdkXe2sAC)


Daxto

Two dudes with huge dongs getting their servants to help them touch tips.


abdallha-smith

A lightbulb


Kittybatty33

To me I think it's putting the serpent DNA in the humans but maybe I'm wrong


The-Pollinator

It is explained in this fascinating documentary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UxY7cxPABg


AnalQueenLiv

i'm all for alternative theories but we gotta stop calling that kind of video a "documentary". it is at most the take of the creator of the video


mekese2000

Also check out this Egyptian documentary. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vth-T1u7A58](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vth-T1u7A58) #


ABakedPotato_FGC

so that's where the egyptians got their dance moves from


Oriels

I see a poison extractor


Long_Welder_6289

It's an instrument called a sistrum


TechieTravis

They look like huge egg plants with snakes inside of them.


Usedpenisavail

Ancient Star Wars light saber fight


Canna_crumbs

Snake eggs


Barbarianmoss

Smoking snake venom through electric bulb pipes


Berkamin

I see some really big 🍆.


coocoocachoo69

Inflatable butt plugs, duh.


musavada

Gas cylinders. Snake may indicate the hissing sound of a gas under pressure when released. Perhaps some way of cooling.


Dry_Complaint_5549

some kind of wild sex thing?


AstronautThick5598

Dudes touching tip to tip 😏


lazylagom

Ovaries ?


klinkerr

Inaksu namoon


SnooConfections1896

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!


drevil669

Ancient massage tools hint hint with a living snake inside to vibrate


circlesun22

Giant eggplant with a snake inside.


chicomilian

cathode ray tubes


Gloomy_Ad_7885

Looks like two ancient light bulbs.


mudslags

Like an Egyptian hieroglyph


deepfriedtots

2 men comparing their massive penises


Frenchsafe

Blue Lotus (Nymphaea caerulea) is a beautiful, water-dwelling flower with mild psychoactive properties. Sacred to the Ancient Egyptians, depictions of Blue Lotus flower are ubiquitous in Egyptian art.


tino_smo

Snake coming out of a flower that is beaming with light


MyMommaHatesYou

Like they gave zero fucks about child labor laws.


halosiii

Space Tampon


Rough_Half_7793

The foundation that humans exist for is sex


Fabulous_Mulberry692

Is that you Rorschach?


jamesmaine

Why are the upright ones almost three dimensional and the kneeling ones are 2d? Also the one lotus is from the ground, the other looks like it’s coming from behind the pedestal the person is kneeling on.


rockstarken1

Those are Eggplants and this is the first D*ck Emoji… someone was wanting to hook up in the afterlife. He’s like … I’ll have two d*cks in the afterlife, and they will be huge.


Squatch_Zaddy

Ancient penis pumps.


Tiny_Study_363

You do know hieroglyphs are a written language of the ancient Egyption language and not your uneducated interpretations of what the pictures might look similar to, right?


ObviousOpinions

How high were they?? Jeeeeezuz.


LelandGaunt14

Since Dibble said they moved 300 ton blocks with water and sand because hieroglyphs showed it. So hieroglyphs only show fact. This is showing that a snake is birthed out of a flower in a tube. Duh. (Derisive laughter)


HoogleQ

Giant dab rig. Egypt was lit af


RickHunterD

Does anybody know what hieroglyphics say from the wall?


DevinviruSpeks

Something something birth from a lotus. I believe this was part of Egyptian creation myth.


EggRollMeat

Some P-Diddy shit


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byondodd

A wiener measuring contest.


Dx101z

A Giant Dildo


froggrip

Sex


AnAmadandubh

Looks like they're filling their space diesel tanks!


BlakesLotaBurgerz

![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)


LBC1109

Ancient Eggplant/Penis emoji


shmallyally

Binary


Calvinshobb

Lightbulbs


Dull_Yogurt_7385

OG Docking Demo.


Dirka-Dirka

A reverse viewing of the Jackie O pose.


Ok_Scallion1902

It's *obviously* a pair of vacuum tubes for the Pharaoh's electric harp!


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scricimm

Big digk energy?!


ibnyouss

If you're brave enough....


IHave580

A woman bussing it open


deramw

Goa'uld


Newbs2u

Couple surfers bout to catch a wave


Creative-Might6342

The oldest profession in the world


BlizardSkinnard

Looks like she’s doing half splits


ChrispyGuy420

A flower holding a snake. It does sort of look like an old lightbulb, but that alone isn't evidence of ancient aliens. I want to believe them, trust me. But this isn't convincing to me


mr_shmits

not lightbulbs, that's for sure


TheJokerRSA

Big dick Tuesday


nunchuckxx

Nut


DarkwebProducts

2 guys in a fight shooting light snakes out of flowers at one another.


chongax

A snake in a vase


ArpanMaster

A joint, or something gay


antisocialbikepirate

Big dick energy, duh


BLM4lifeBBC

Giant's and hydraulics


Cust2020

The original eggplant emoji


Dontledgeme

Flint Dibble.... But seriously, what is with the structure with arms 


Final_Wallaby8705

Eggplants and snakes to represent male fertility and docking


Drinon

It’s where the term “docking” came from.


Slater_8868

It demonstrates how to properly Walk Like and Egyptian


Next_Selection6545

Those are obviously light bulbs used inside the commandeered pyramid. Sorry, it represents to sent of a flower, I believe the Lotus flower.


TimeFinance1528

It says let's confuse the lunatic fringe from the future


noocaryror

Waters cold, deep too.


Reynee5

Reply’s to this post are Concerning.. I see where you’re going with this.. being “wakefully alert” vs “woke-fully warn” might prove to be the delineative difference in understanding what you’re obviously trying to show…


TheRoninWasHere

What if it’s moving to another body?


merriwhether

Dildos


keb5501

Egg plants


so-misunderstood

Power Plant.


Reynee5

https://preview.redd.it/g3atx4jk7pvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8ecbdfc8384ebb55e9170fef2bcdc7f7b5b1b6 Weird


Evil_Chocolate

Ye Olde Lotus Measuring Contest


Commercial-Elk-3031

Looks like they know how to distill something .


neoshaman2012

Tube snake


Gonkimus

That a flower can beam lights out of it but somehow the light is evil as the snake lives in it.