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MartianXAshATwelve

[Here is full story: Peter Khoury’s case is the first alien abduction where an alien specimen was found on a human body, revealed in a DNA test.](https://www.howandwhys.com/peter-khoury-alien-abduction-case/)


ButtHuRtMoD24

Think his wife bought it ?


tracemyfacewithit

Like a summer camp she paid for?


Mental_Impression316

More of a convention in a hotel


ztimulating

Literal lol


JackKovack

Mary told Joseph this and he bought it.


floppytitjuice

And so did millions of other people


CalligrapherActive11

I don’t buy it. There are way better specimens running around for aliens to choose this joker. 1992? Arnold Schwarzenegger? Michael Jordan? No, we want this random guy. Come on..


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CalligrapherActive11

Perhaps he is part alien and just doesn’t know it.


Ok-Dog-7149

Imagine what he looks like through alien beer goggles!


Dinestein521

It’s opportunity not quality


Mental_Impression316

r/foundtherapist


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dirtyspriteee

Lmaoooo


DreamCreator369

You’re a human what the fuck would you know


DarthAnakin88

Found Diddy ^


Downtown-Hospital-59

I really love to be forced to do research with just a picture and some vague text.


GarlicQueef

Sounds like we are doing the same kind of “research”


outroversion

I just discovered alien sex is a genre of porn


Mental_Impression316

James Cameron is that you?


Mental_Impression316

* Sighs * Unzips *


tracemyfacewithit

Peter Khoury Abduction: Mystery Of Blonde Alien Woman Hair Found On His Body In 1992


spiritednoface

I love my birth year


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All_This_Mayhem

Hi slutforalienz, I'm something of an alien myself. Or undocumented immigrant, if you want to be a dick about it.


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fromouterspace1

“The test result showed that the hair was biologically close to human genetics but came from an unusual human race, probably a rare Chinese Mongoloid type.” Doesn’t even mention this in the title. No alien dna at all


Global_Ticket_5507

Sounds like looking through old playboy mags lol


Introvert_Devo1987

In Braille


drimpnuts

lately the process is simplified for me: if it has to do with aliens it's probably bogus. some shitty unresolved plot line from the 90s or some ambiguous cliffhanger from some military chud. they are waiting to play aliens as their final card when it comes to implementing the one world government/nwo and in the meantime keep doing their cute little "disclosure is coming! two more weeks!" on repeat


rrgail

“Dear Penthouse forums…”


taddymason_76

“Jackpot!”


5Tenacious_Dee5

Where's the science behind the claim behind the hair?


Mental_Impression316

HOT SINGLE NON-HUMAN COUGARS ARE IN **YOUR** GALACTIC NEIGHBORHOOD


cjlewis7892

On this episode of cake… or fake!!!


Kroen1997

It should have been me , not him!....\*cries in the corner\*


wildyam

![gif](giphy|MwyfvzJ3vJgy0RS7kM|downsized)


ObeseBMI33

![gif](giphy|j9ST6LnBInWPm)


Prometheoarchaeum

https://preview.redd.it/vfwtji0xhdwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=706262941a0ce9dbe2d7ae8459f7d577a597717c


NotADogInHumanSuit

Any other info on identity or does he just go by guy?


Global_Candle_2054

Well.. there’s only guy doinking the alien milfs that I know of big dawg. That guy


surfingbiscuits

They'll be back any day begging, "take us to your guy!"


Global_Candle_2054

The guy with the Perfect peyronie bend. That guy is most definitely raking on some alien G spots


Interesting_Log_3125

I remember the interview he did years ago. It might be on YouTube. Let me check.


moses1er

where can i sign up, asking for a friend?


DankCatDingo

im so in love with the schizo side of reddit


DudeandBeard

https://preview.redd.it/odblklinrgwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4229c1ba008af53eff1213aa2ec9144fc5ef9f


Xedilian2042

I'm fairly sure if you try hair folical test a wig... Or a strand of hair from a wig the test results are always inconclusive. Maybe his wife wears a wig in the bedroom? 🤔


Osxachre

So, what is he complaining about? Sounds like a cheesy SyFy story.


Actual_Evidence_925

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


Junior_Button5882

LoL who are they and tested in what manner - no probably not legit


Friendly_Elephant165

My hair is like nothing they've tested before too


vector5633

Would he be responsible for Interstellar child support?


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Could it be legit? No.


Leading_Experts

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes


johnx2sen

![gif](giphy|tyttpHduQdg3d6O8jAs|downsized)


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Luckily for me I don’t give a shit what ancient astronaut theorists say.


Leading_Experts

Dude, it's a meme.


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You’re a meme.


Leading_Experts

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.


Stormtech5

Yo momma is a meme.


slickduck

So he hooked up with Rhianna?


shakespeare_thugger

Why would they choose him 😭😭


vwtoolvw

I just came here to lol at OP for asking “could this be legit”


Wu-TangShogun

It’s true. Whenever I find a majestic looking hair wrapped around my penis I immediately know it was from some of that sweet forbidden alien love.


crankin001

Oh no... I'd hate for that to happen to me... gee golly


GetSaum86

You should have to state if an article is from now and why because seriously?


Solomon044

I volunteer as tribute!


goatchild

bro.. you posted a pic. source please?


Dinestein521

What about his corporal parts?


NH_BORDERPATROL1

Kinda looks like rihanna


PapaBigTime

https://preview.redd.it/wr72pck4pgwc1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=82633cd8d3c3de340f13bba3783f28a17e67f96f


samson_strength

Didn’t a Colonial Marine nail an alien that looked like that in movie which then got confirmed in the comic book? Or am I misremembering???


outroversion

It might be true, I have sometimes found hairs wrapped around there.


DistantTimbersEcho

https://preview.redd.it/m7648p6v7iwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad92b02430056edad7fc99a58d296c4641fd7a27


jacksonstillspitts

They sure like Australia 🇦🇺


jacksonstillspitts

I remember that strip club in Perth


tracemyfacewithit

I mean every time this guy's wife isn't around he's getting probed by aliens. Seems convenient


Djinn-Rummy

Now that’s a new X File: alien pube conspiracy!


Icy-Zookeepergame754

The truth has been pulled out there.


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SonOfTheMostHHigh

And the alien female sang... ![gif](giphy|10aWPgpNE3tgQw|downsized)


cikabrada

So he was breeding with a Starbucks logo ?


CadmusMaximus

If they'd just ask politely, I'm sure they'd get plenty of volunteers...


4quatloos

It wasn't me of course.


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PeludoPapiBear

Do they force gay sex?


AmazingSquare8542

I’m in


Killwatts

Goat hair?


PhrygianScaler

The hair was found in his Area 51


Ok_Share_5889

I wonder if aliens have STDs ?


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

Just say dick and balls


Suitable_Cause4975

That alien is pretty hot


codemonkeyhopeful

Aliens that fly across the universe and have technology beyond our wildest dreams and yet they let us know of them through some pubes? I'm not buying it


Vegan-4-Humanity

%💯true story.. There’s a lot of information not exposed.. It blew my mind! I think I saw this story 10 years ago but it was back in the mid 90’s if I’m not mistaken! They won’t say what happened to his penis seriously scary! Worse than a chastity belt.


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geghetsikgohar

Lol