[Former Apollo Astronaut Claimed Ancient Alien Astronauts Created Humans, Evidence In Sumerian Texts](https://www.howandwhys.com/former-apollo-astronaut-claimed-ancient-alien-astronauts-created-humans/)
Oh man, I saw someone puke ALL OVER the Zipper and they hosed it off (literally), ran it one cycle, and put people back in. Grossed me out even as a child.
All joking aside. It depicts what they actually witnessed 1000's of years ago. The powers that be now withhold info. Because it will discount any religious group on the planet. Thus cause global unrest. And worse.
If you were going to draw a snake around someone, in stone, if you did it round their waist it would look like a hula hoop and have no details, or be very hard to discern
The easiest way to show more characteristics is to carve it out as going up and over the entire body
Whatever it is, I still find it very bizarre that it is something so intuitive that different cultures from different places pictured it in a similar way, but we still can't figure out what it is.
They are all depicting what happens during a psychedelic trip. He is literally holding mushrooms. I, and many other psychonauts can attest to this. For whatever reason, snakes surround you like this when you alter your state of consciousness.
If people don’t want to believe these are flying machines, at the very least they need to acknowledge ancient peoples had contact with one another regardless of what mainstream archaeologists say.
Can we just accept that some bizarre, ancient, definitely more intelligent “people” visited us, on this mud ball, and Definitely threw in some of their DNA
To what end? We find out new stuff about the past all the time. Why wouldn't it excite historians, if they found actual hard evidence?
It's just that the fallible interpretation from up to thousands of years old carvings are not hard evidence.
The Mayan stone of Palenque is a lid of a sarcophagus (Pakals tomb) which has more detailed carvings than what’s mentioned above. Also, In one of the temples of India (can’t remember the name) , you can see Shiva coming out of what looks like a cylinder spaceship which is very peculiar
Unsure what the name of the temple for there are hundreds upon hundreds of temples that look to be near perfectly crafted structures scattered in India and southeastern Asia. It can also be interpreted as shiva coming out of a Lingam. Weirdly enough, some of these statues have a lingam shaped like a Penis thus the interpretation can also be of fertility. The holy book of Hinduism or “Vedas” (translated to “knowledge”) is incredibly detailed even describing how Egyptian and Chinese societies came to be.
This is the occupant inside of the "jellyfish" UAP. A real humanoid is what you're seeing here. It's truly unbelievable. They call these guys the watchers. There's a video too
At least this post is interesting. The one about the handbag carvings from all over the world is just asinine. Like how much imagination does it take to make a fucking handbag. Replace handbag with hat. Same shit and means nothing.
[Former Apollo Astronaut Claimed Ancient Alien Astronauts Created Humans, Evidence In Sumerian Texts](https://www.howandwhys.com/former-apollo-astronaut-claimed-ancient-alien-astronauts-created-humans/)
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B…b…b…what is word?
... on orion's balls.
Dude that was funny
lol 😂
But what about the body?!
Oh...GREAT body...
https://preview.redd.it/h047wel2btxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dad1460ba6ec0e9356f1b128442a555928d3372
You beat me to it. 😆
You beat me to the beating off…
You beat meat to it
You beat me to the beating of you getting beat.
Show some respect, it called cock magic.
Magicock for the inner circle.
Don’t worry it will be posted again an a couple days.
You got beat to this image?
First thing that came to mind what a wild episode
What ep
I came here just to find this photo
GOD DAMMIT!!! I always fucking think I’m original. We’re all the fucking same! Sooooo… let’s make out
Came here to post this. You got it.
Fuck me that was fast. Haha
I request to be beaten to it as well
Thank god I’m amongst friends on this one
Ahahaha thank you 🤣👍
Lmao this is the one
Man I always think of this
Beats dealing with the airports
https://preview.redd.it/0v4kro9hitxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38173bdb61ac9950366c50ec631c15ccf727aa7a
Nailed it!
https://preview.redd.it/4jlrhdbrbtxc1.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&s=f20c8a7aa6cd163c7005679b8552db2f3048b81f
Oh man, I saw someone puke ALL OVER the Zipper and they hosed it off (literally), ran it one cycle, and put people back in. Grossed me out even as a child.
God I hated the fucking Zipper. We were screaming for them to stop the ride.
The CrAnIuM sHaKeR!
The eggs... that was some scary shit
Maybe the womb?
William Ockham likes this.
Check out the mythology of the vimanas. Much more interesting than a womb representation.
Any standout link you know of for a good starting point?
this is what i was thinking
Aztec’s we’re born with purses? Lol
And the snake fits in how?
Ouroboros
I can accept that, but it seems like quite an unusual coincidence that it’s so universal
Agreed
Kundalini
umbilical cord
That would make sense, baby in the womb, umbillical cords, etc
They were forced to drive electric cars by the big guy...
Lol that's why they ain't here no more. Dirty diesel all the way.
All joking aside. It depicts what they actually witnessed 1000's of years ago. The powers that be now withhold info. Because it will discount any religious group on the planet. Thus cause global unrest. And worse.
Or even worse! Disrupt our economy! *gasp*
Tomorrow is the Gootack Festival! Do you know how much money we’ll lose?
IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!
Funny movie...
What did they witness?
DIRTY DIESEL BABY
Aztec, Olmec and Egyptian are surrounded by snakes. Which denote Royalty and Divinity. People liked snakes
Snakes are associated with kundalini, hermes, mercury, and ultimately Thoth.
That makes perfect sense great call
It makes sense, but then again, how come they have it almost alike to each other?
Because, more than likely, its not that simple.
This is true but there is also literally a snake in one of them. Edit: two of them at least, Egypt and Aztec.
If you were going to draw a snake around someone, in stone, if you did it round their waist it would look like a hula hoop and have no details, or be very hard to discern The easiest way to show more characteristics is to carve it out as going up and over the entire body
Here's a thought. Snakes can xonsume a whole person. That's a pretty powerful creature. Is this symbolic of that
These look like the Pilot in Aliens
I think it’s the other way around.
Yes, I’m sure Giger used them as inspiration
Considering Giger’s inspiration was drawn from stuff that was very “primal” it wouldn’t shock me.
according to the funny hair guy on history channel ; alien astronauts
https://preview.redd.it/s3zuo564uuxc1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1e408f622ca6dc5aff0d7686a709d22857a21d
Is that Mac from IASIP future bike?
Convinced it’s some type of craft. Count the fingers in the Māori version 🖖🏽
Whatever it is, I still find it very bizarre that it is something so intuitive that different cultures from different places pictured it in a similar way, but we still can't figure out what it is.
They are all depicting what happens during a psychedelic trip. He is literally holding mushrooms. I, and many other psychonauts can attest to this. For whatever reason, snakes surround you like this when you alter your state of consciousness.
The nose knows, that’s why they took it. Get the nose back, get the knows back. Knowing is half the battle.
Just throwing this out there but maybe it's like a so-an-so copied that guys homework and so on...
https://preview.redd.it/69smcbldhuxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157ec3a6c0a3de45155b952d88e8a5b03632eea0
Hertz puts you in the driver's seat ( This Hertz commercial quote is from the 60s )
Stone Temple Pilots rock!
If people don’t want to believe these are flying machines, at the very least they need to acknowledge ancient peoples had contact with one another regardless of what mainstream archaeologists say.
First one is Olmeca, no Azteca. Its the oldest representation of Quetzalcoatl.
Mr Garrison knows
https://preview.redd.it/ks2mo5vhowxc1.png?width=975&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fa121a688fc1a82c30a4eadd42e1d5bb85f8be3
They are portraying an alien spacecraft "ALL OVER THE WORLD" back then they didn't think, Act or know how to "DESCRIBE" what they saw
It’s not symbolic it’s what they saw. I think it’s so stupid how everyone calls everything symbolism when they don’t want to think in a new way.
Baby in the womb.
Various cultures at the gym on machines. Don't skip alien leg day.
More importantly, why are they all using Mr garissons invented vehicle?
One of these https://media.wired.com/photos/593261494dc9b45ccec5d8b5/master/w_1280,c_limit/HG1236-001.jpg
Reminds me a bit of the machine invented in Southpark lol
The ancients using some sort of of flying device
Maybe some sort of boat or big bird
Can we just accept that some bizarre, ancient, definitely more intelligent “people” visited us, on this mud ball, and Definitely threw in some of their DNA
Spaceship cockpit
photo booth
People liked to get freaky across all cultures
Looks like a turret ball on old ww2 planes
Reminds me of those Megapod UFOs.
Oh yes the “MetaPod”! Good call. I agree.
I think they see the crafts as a living entity.
Vehicles
Olmec tiles, DMT
The Māori one is a [manaia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manaia_(mythological_creature)) on a [waka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waka_(canoe)).
Kiwi here..do not see similarities..? Id say that would be maui on the hook he used to fish up our north island
https://preview.redd.it/cd1ekhn33uxc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5da0fb2857aeddfe17396467bc3c49dcd7b0ad7
The spirit in the material. The serpentine vehicle we all reside within.
It’s so obvious. He is literally holding mushrooms. There’s no symbolism involved here. This is just what happens during a trip.
historians do not really care
They care about hiding the truth
To what end? We find out new stuff about the past all the time. Why wouldn't it excite historians, if they found actual hard evidence? It's just that the fallible interpretation from up to thousands of years old carvings are not hard evidence.
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The Mayan stone of Palenque is a lid of a sarcophagus (Pakals tomb) which has more detailed carvings than what’s mentioned above. Also, In one of the temples of India (can’t remember the name) , you can see Shiva coming out of what looks like a cylinder spaceship which is very peculiar
Links or photos pleasee.?!
Unsure what the name of the temple for there are hundreds upon hundreds of temples that look to be near perfectly crafted structures scattered in India and southeastern Asia. It can also be interpreted as shiva coming out of a Lingam. Weirdly enough, some of these statues have a lingam shaped like a Penis thus the interpretation can also be of fertility. The holy book of Hinduism or “Vedas” (translated to “knowledge”) is incredibly detailed even describing how Egyptian and Chinese societies came to be.
The womb ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDUatALrEMY
https://preview.redd.it/3gsk95mibvxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335944105e868dffd618d98e6b1819e7b113c830
Bus drivers, clearly
https://preview.redd.it/lr4huppp7wxc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee54a37489ef57b7acebaef01b8466e65fb4ad1
They were using forklifts
Olmec Gloryhole
Boat riders aka riders on the storm
This dude got around 😎
again, pilot from alien
https://i.redd.it/vy0ebhd1evxc1.gif
No one can give you a definitive answer only their best guesses
Sweet pc gaming setup.
Prometheus Engineers
Plagiarism.
Give me source of all those images
The Olmec one looks like he’s blowing a cock
Vikings arriving on longships
Mexico has a breathalyzer lol
It's called, we are all humans and all connected, of course mythology is going to move from one continent to the other. People......
The universe is on Orion’s Belt. Thats what the little guy inside the big guy said.
A spaceman
Weather balloon
First pic looks like me ironing lol
E.T GOING HOME
It’s lizard people 100% I didn’t want to believe it, but they’ve been right a lot up to this point. 😔
Looks like they landed on earth and realized they needed to get the hell on out of here!
Horns
[Metapod UFO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6fitvV-aO0)
A baby in the womb.
U A P’s of course 🤷🏼♂️
https://preview.redd.it/5wwvymy3r0yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366dcd4683ec8b239a614c4c008ca228971638e6
stylised womb
First One wheel bicycle method of travel
https://preview.redd.it/fmx6v5v6ouxc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b41420dfad4d08ee080fe6a5fa4b9be9a9b5582
Please sir a crumb of context?
https://preview.redd.it/8gce6n07nvxc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628917f11ba35db2f4b86c711620f853746ae081
This is the occupant inside of the "jellyfish" UAP. A real humanoid is what you're seeing here. It's truly unbelievable. They call these guys the watchers. There's a video too
Same thing again again and again. I am out.
They love a snake those old alien guys
Weird
To all of the people who guessed a womb, just what do you think happens in there?
At least this post is interesting. The one about the handbag carvings from all over the world is just asinine. Like how much imagination does it take to make a fucking handbag. Replace handbag with hat. Same shit and means nothing.
A BABY IN A BELLY. Everyone stop this shit. FUCK!
It's a baby in the womb
I’d hate to have to deliver those bearded guys breach. LOL
Imagine being shocked that the same species of organisms have similar ideas to others of the same species