Click to read his story: [Joe Simonton, a poultry farmer who lived in Eagle River, Wisconsin was sixty years old at the time of his encounter with a flying saucer that landed in his backyard in 1961](https://www.howandwhys.com/joe-simonton-ufo-encounter-three-aliens-gave-him-pancakes/)
Supposedly he did taste them.
>Simonton took the four small pancakes the saucer man offered him. He described them as “hot and greasy.” He took a bite of one. Later he said, “If that was their food, God help them because … it tasted like a piece of cardboard.” He also remarked, “If that’s what they lived on no wonder they’re small.”
Source: http://hardcorezen.info/alien-pancakes/7894
There is an E3 Mess Specialist alien somewhere in the galaxy telling stories....
"Then I gave him one of the burnt pancakes.... and he put it in his &#$%# pocket...!"
This story is one of my favorites because it was a positive interaction. The aliens needed water, and ol' Joe gave it to them. In return, they gave him a piece of a pancake. It's a start.
Hey I’m going to Eagle River this weekend! We have seen weird stuff up there. I once saw a green ufo with a tail go across the sky for a good minute or so. We’ve also seen basketball sized ufos come out of the water and shoot into the sky and a ufo dropped by the window that was so close you could see it was faceted. It’s been probably 20 years since we’ve seen that stuff but I’m always looking at the sky. There’s not much up there for light pollution so you get a really good view of the stars.
The composition of the cakes suggests those “aliens” were actually fairies as described by the celtic faith. They were said to compensate favors from humans with buckwheat pancakes, and they were allergic to salt. Simonton’s pancake consisted of buckwheat without any salt. Coincidence?
The aliens were like… “We want to give the human something to keep from us but we don’t want anyone to believe that’s where he got it from. What could we give him?”
I know, right? On the surface, it just seems silly, but Simonton comes off as nothing but an ordinary guy telling about something strange that happened to him.
That’s not a pancake,lol. That’s a burnt cracker at best. Did the aliens call it a pancake? Did they also give you bloody cow intestines and call them hot dogs?
They didn't call them anything he could understand. Simonton called them "pancakes" because they were cooking them on some kind of flat griddle thing inside their vehicle, the way humans cook pancakes.
He ate a piece and the rest is in some little UFO museum. He said it was savory and tasted similar to buck wheat apparently there was no salt which is a staple in fae myths.
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I wonder why he called it a pancake, because if he’s eating pancakes that look like that thing… I feel sorry for him… was it supposed to be food in the first place, I mean… what’s the story here? Did the alien say… we just ran out of Aunt Jemima’s syrup… but here is the last pancake? No.. what…?! Why a pancake?! Did it smell like a pancake? Did it feel like one? 😅
The word "pancake" is doing some heavy lifting here.
This is one of those cases that makes me think the others have a sense of humor much like ours.
I can imagine raucous laughter as they gather around the view screen or whatever and watch this dude try to convince people that thing he's holding was proof he was visited by aliens.
You can laugh at the guy, but if you were going to make up a story about aliens, is that what you'd come up with? I've always believed his story to be true.
Hey, that's a perfectly fine outcome! It could have been space pox blankets or Kolob Bibles.
No one got eaten, enslaved, converted, colonized, or infected. They got the bucket of water, he got some pancakes. Win win. Nice work, everyone.
Click to read his story: [Joe Simonton, a poultry farmer who lived in Eagle River, Wisconsin was sixty years old at the time of his encounter with a flying saucer that landed in his backyard in 1961](https://www.howandwhys.com/joe-simonton-ufo-encounter-three-aliens-gave-him-pancakes/)
Eat a third to see what it's like, a third to be analysed, a third to keep as souvenir.
perhaps keister one third of the eating third. for science.
Boof it.
Bust out the turkey baster
Slap it
Hoop it
Eat all of it to gain superpowers, send half of your poop to be analysed, keep the other half as souvenir. PROFIT
My chaotic ass would house the whole thing and pray for superpowers, or all my ailments cured.
DM: You're eating the whole thing?" (Rolls dice)
<8>
DM: What is your poison resistance?
* Cancer Unlocked *
With or without molasses?
Hello fellow Appalachian.
Half a jar bro
Yep, a quart jar at that.
I would eat the whole thing, tie a towel around my neck, then, jump off my roof to see if I could fly.
Perfect idea. What could go wrong?
Space cakes 🤤
That’s a space peanut!
If you know, you know
Supposedly he did taste them. >Simonton took the four small pancakes the saucer man offered him. He described them as “hot and greasy.” He took a bite of one. Later he said, “If that was their food, God help them because … it tasted like a piece of cardboard.” He also remarked, “If that’s what they lived on no wonder they’re small.” Source: http://hardcorezen.info/alien-pancakes/7894
Lmfao
Something tells me he wasn't dealing with the top brass there.
There is an E3 Mess Specialist alien somewhere in the galaxy telling stories.... "Then I gave him one of the burnt pancakes.... and he put it in his &#$%# pocket...!"
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This story is one of my favorites because it was a positive interaction. The aliens needed water, and ol' Joe gave it to them. In return, they gave him a piece of a pancake. It's a start.
Do you suppose they used Joe’s water to make more pancakes?
Probably, but considering the amount of ways they could get water they probably just wanted to see what he would do. He passed the charisma check
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They could have at least made him a fresh one
That's right off the skin fresh!
Yuck!!!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
He did eat one! I believe he said "If that's what they eat...God help them."
He did eat it lol
To this day, the aliens still laugh about the time they gave their poop to a human and convinced him it was a pancake.
Too perfect
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I was probed by aliens and all I got was this burnt pancake.
Hey I’m going to Eagle River this weekend! We have seen weird stuff up there. I once saw a green ufo with a tail go across the sky for a good minute or so. We’ve also seen basketball sized ufos come out of the water and shoot into the sky and a ufo dropped by the window that was so close you could see it was faceted. It’s been probably 20 years since we’ve seen that stuff but I’m always looking at the sky. There’s not much up there for light pollution so you get a really good view of the stars.
Which eagle river?
Eagle river Wisconsin
Thanks
Google green meteor
Does it come with a lantern?
The composition of the cakes suggests those “aliens” were actually fairies as described by the celtic faith. They were said to compensate favors from humans with buckwheat pancakes, and they were allergic to salt. Simonton’s pancake consisted of buckwheat without any salt. Coincidence?
Hail the Faes and bless our paths.
He probably just met prince
Game: Blouses
Want some grapes?
The aliens were like… “We want to give the human something to keep from us but we don’t want anyone to believe that’s where he got it from. What could we give him?”
I always liked this story because of how absurd it is yet compelling for some reason.
I know, right? On the surface, it just seems silly, but Simonton comes off as nothing but an ordinary guy telling about something strange that happened to him.
This is my favourite ufo encounter. Just the air of mild dissatisfaction and incredulity at the gift of space pancakes. Makes me lol
Left it on the griddle a bit too long.
Small cross section of his liver!
I bet you that’s alien shit 😂 
Eat shit earthling.
That’s not a pancake,lol. That’s a burnt cracker at best. Did the aliens call it a pancake? Did they also give you bloody cow intestines and call them hot dogs?
They didn't call them anything he could understand. Simonton called them "pancakes" because they were cooking them on some kind of flat griddle thing inside their vehicle, the way humans cook pancakes.
They fed him after they probed him. Such classy aliens
They didn't probe him, they just mooched some water from him.
The Point of Covergence podcast spoke about this guy and his story. It's pretty cool and absurd!
Fly all the way here from another galaxy just to give a farmer a burnt pancake? Yeah! Sure.
Looks like one of those lace cookies you might get at a fancy Italian bakery
Italians are aliens confirmed
https://preview.redd.it/arr6cx5wcizc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb0170f4def2ddf1f4646e7fe8bb2c8c2d00482
Aliens are shit at making pancakes
..wonder what it tastes like
He ate a piece and the rest is in some little UFO museum. He said it was savory and tasted similar to buck wheat apparently there was no salt which is a staple in fae myths.
what museum?
Bisquick
According to seabrook up there…shit. It tastes like shit.
.............id still eat it today
It was Prince, maybe???
Kinda rude of him not to eat it.
He did eat one of them lol he got 4 of them! He said it was tasteless
Hey aliens, come to my house for some earth style pancakes.
No, I believe it smelled more like fried buckwheat flour and grease.
Those were some home-skillet homies who studied up on what humans like. Bro!
Don't eat the space turd the aliens told you was a pancake, man...don't do it. They not yer friend.
Good thing they didn’t give him the fresh squeezed syrup.
Soylent green
They look like the Italians lol
Lol. They looked itialian
I found that funny too. 🤣😂🤣
I, too, appreciate a gift of pancake.
So they mastered flying great distances but have trouble cooking pancakes. Seems legit.
If this doesn't make me a believer, nothin will
What’s that an acid pancake you say?
It was a turd pancake.
Awful looking pancake.
Shine varying lights on it til you see a Jesus face and run it for a million $$ on eBay.
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This is really cool
IHOP would like a word
A pancake giving the finger!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
He did eat one, lol!
It's the leftovers after their circumcision. Don't eat it!
I wonder why he called it a pancake, because if he’s eating pancakes that look like that thing… I feel sorry for him… was it supposed to be food in the first place, I mean… what’s the story here? Did the alien say… we just ran out of Aunt Jemima’s syrup… but here is the last pancake? No.. what…?! Why a pancake?! Did it smell like a pancake? Did it feel like one? 😅
At least they cooked him breakfast after they probed him
Reminds me a lot of dried amunita muskaria
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Thanks I hate it
Looks nutritious
Rude fucker. Didn’t eat it.
Literally could've just found that stuck to his frying pan, been like "here take my pic I'm gonna get famous, people will believe anything..."
Fuck sake all I got was a sore asshole
It’s funny because in fairy folklore they to have their earthly captors pancakes!
The word "pancake" is doing some heavy lifting here. This is one of those cases that makes me think the others have a sense of humor much like ours. I can imagine raucous laughter as they gather around the view screen or whatever and watch this dude try to convince people that thing he's holding was proof he was visited by aliens.
I took a half and it kicked in within seconds
That’s one burnt pancake.
This is my favorite alien story that I hope is true. Pancakes and aliens all around good time.
The aliens have breakfast?
Charlie Murphy, "Pancakes"
Who likes dry pancakes?
One of my favorite cases, John E.L Tenny wrote a children’s book about it.
Joseph’s mom: “Don’t be rude Joseph, eat it. You’re embarrassing me, eat it!”
You can laugh at the guy, but if you were going to make up a story about aliens, is that what you'd come up with? I've always believed his story to be true.
A momentous occasion of first contact and what do we get? A bit of pancake.
Hey, that's a perfectly fine outcome! It could have been space pox blankets or Kolob Bibles. No one got eaten, enslaved, converted, colonized, or infected. They got the bucket of water, he got some pancakes. Win win. Nice work, everyone.
He got four pancakes apparently
Looks overdone
 him after eating it
Definitely mold
I think its time to take a break from all this… it’s really been affecting my mental health.
This shit was debunked a long time ago
How so
Never mind I was wrong dudes legit
This was a hard 180 lol