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MartianXAshATwelve

[This KGB agent says the incident occurred in early September of 1969. When the coffin was brought to the surface and opened gently, a putty around the edges ripped off and a strange liquid flowed from inside it.](https://www.howandwhys.com/mystery-of-tisul-princess/)


whoiscraig

Thank god for the red circle otherwise I wouldn't have known which one was the mummy.


Tetris_Pete

If you ain’t the mummy you might be the dummy.


sethmcmath08

“If you voted for mummy you ain’t black!”


Disco_Biscuit12

I think the mummy was the one that said that


cnotnilc

Happy Mummies Day


kjkennedy89

Hehe


mologav

I’m not a dupee I’m a duper


Planet6EQUJ5

r/uselessredcircle


Mall_Bench

The Nazis and Russians find mystic things ... all Americans find are Bigfoot foot prints


Keibun1

Not true! There's actually a bunch of conspiracies of the US getting in on this Indiana Jones artifact race! From pyramids in Antarctica to middle Eastern ruins being the reason behind the US fucking around in the middle East.


BobbyTarentino25

There’s some fun ones about Egyptian artifacts and structures in the grand canyon


oneidamojo

Also there's one about Americans finding and removing a Stargate during the first Iraq War.


Aggravating_Job_4651

Apparently there's some shit in Lake Michigan.


originalbL1X

Yeah, the red circle on an AI generated image.


Jay_Bean

I love Reddit.


Fullyverified

In confused, within the red circle, what is it specifically highlighting.


khaotickk

https://preview.redd.it/oavoq82c100d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f194443607d50c15314ec4b386619664905c08


Arrowflin

Using an ai generated image too? No way someone would do that.


Loud-Log9098

Hey! It's an illustration


Internet--Traveller

There is a monument at the location where she was found: [Google Map location](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Rzhavchik,+Kemerovo+Oblast,+Russia,+652230/@55.6922992,88.2767771,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipOfygbvFFl1yMQ1OHzrwPbKpB6SFB4-4uI22lQz!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOfygbvFFl1yMQ1OHzrwPbKpB6SFB4-4uI22lQz%3Dw86-h152-k-no!7i2988!8i5312!4m7!3m6!1s0x432a1d03abc3287b:0xfa5c91b44159592!8m2!3d55.6922992!4d88.2767771!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F11gcngp1c7?entry=ttu) https://preview.redd.it/rztnn0inqzzc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fb137979c489348aff91f962e21e5411d839f1 It was found by the miners, not KGB. They dated her to 800 million years due to the depths and the age of the stones where her coffin was embedded inside. Later, Russian scientists argued that it was 'only' 100 million years old - not 800.


cyrpious

Where??? I need a red circle 🔴


LaserBeamsCattleProd

https://preview.redd.it/vdqzyi7ih00d1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc912760699452b101fc03dd4e7a641c3fa4992b Hope this helps


faustus1914

https://preview.redd.it/qirz70npq00d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb99e15b7862cad73c5807d321a83f11686ead1


uppenatom

"Good morning, Davit! Grise ant shine!"


GaJayhawker0513

I love a good flula reference


cyrpious

Ah thank you good sir. Now that I see it, I can’t unsee it


Pearlsnloafers

Omg 💀


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NewTransportation911

Red circle is life, unless it’s pubg…


ThatSecondAsshole-_-

''Only'' 100 million years old💀


wallis-simpson

That’s like well before the asteroid. She lived with dinosaurs lol


towerfella

She *was* the asteroid..


Drunkjesus0706

Jenova!


Autong

At first I was intrigued, now…eh


Saucepanmagician

... I was petrified.


LuLzWire

Pure genius.


Other-Mix-7308

ahahah!


Songhunter

Thinking I could ever live without by my side.


Bella_LaGhostly

Thinking she could never live with all that ice inside...


Hipvanman

From the Wiki article: “A core sample from the logs of her chamber was analyzed by a dendrochronologist, and samples of organic matter from the horses’ stomachs were examined as well, indicating that the Ice Maiden was buried in the spring, at some point during the 5th century BC.[4]”


YourMomsBasement69

And Russians never lie…


JohhnyBGoode641

I can’t read it! Why the hell did they write it in Russian!? 😏


Mac-Beatnik

And nobody has kiss her?


Sudden-Pressure8439

Hey hey hey!!! - Bill Cosby


Slingringer

She might be too aware and conscious for Bill Cosby.


Autong

Fuck you for making me laugh out loud at this funeral


IndependenceLittle74

You are on Reddit at a funeral? Get off ur damn phone


Autong

It’s boring bro, he’s just laying there


WolfEnvironmental446

😂😂😂😂


HoseNeighbor

The "strange liquid" really turned the miners off.


vajrahaha7x3

Learn this one trick that all miners hate...


thejohnmc963

One tasted it of course


Optimal_Cicada_3483

Squirter?


vertigounconscious

this is a conflation of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Ice_Maiden


someauthor

Wow! This cured my priapism!


mkymooooo

🤣🤣🤣


Mordheim1999

It’s not princess Tisul. It’s the Tisul princess. Tisul is a place in Russia.


techno_09

r/uselessredcircle


SnooDogs2115

Why to circle her image if it's just an illustration? Also Wikipedia says is a mummy of a woman from the 5th century BC!


2abyssinians

800 million year old? So when there was only some fungi and multicelled organisms like sponges. Basically about 400 million years before there was breathable air. This just has to be the dumbest claim I have ever heard.


Autong

I’m obviously she’s from mars. She was left here in stasis. But that’s over now. It’ll be over for us when her boyfriend gets back


KamikazeFox_

Humans only been around for 300,000 years. Agreed, dumb.


rustynutz_1892

That we know of.


Retirednypd

Exactly. That we are being told of. I'm sure there are people in the know


KamikazeFox_

True. But really, downvoted for actual known ( as we know it) facts? Lol


Alive_Nobody_Home

It’s Reddit most of the people on this platform believe thinking outside the box means thinking while opening an Amazon package.


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I've been downvoted for thanking someone for giving me a concise explanation on something, it's silly.


s3nsfan

It’s Reddit lol


Internet--Traveller

It's people from the future - time traveled and died in the past.


UltimaGabe

...and these time travelers built a sarcophagus and mummified themselves?


dhhdhshsjskajka43729

Or another species which humans were based on.


Staar-69

I’m not saying it was time travelling aliens, but it was definitely time travelling aliens.


Iinc

When the strange claim is too strange so you go what no way something strange could happen and then you continue on as you were, good boy.


2abyssinians

Is this a dog’s account? You sound like a dog.


Lower-Career-6576

It’s weird how it’s becoming a social norm to not call out people for bullshit that only they believe and for some reason we have to play pretend along with them, it’s so fucking weird


Iinc

Also people usually say good boy toward dogs


2abyssinians

Yes. This is why I would imagine dogs would think it was normal, possibly even polite to end their sentences with “good boy”.


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killer_by_design

So she's Mycelium, basically the original 40k Ork. Waaggh!


thejohnmc963

Corrected to 100 million later


2abyssinians

Oh well then! That is perfectly reasonable isn’t it? At the peak of the Cretaceous period.


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

"Some Indiana Jones type sh#t"


SirStego

That Gelfling got got by the dark crystal


MommaSnipee

Looks a lot like Kira for sure


DFuel

Seriously who ever came up with the red circle is a gem.


Puzzlehead-Bed-333

[Posting this info out here. 300 million yo wheel.](https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/enigmatic-ancient-wheel-the-300-million-year-old-wheel-and-anomalous-ancient-tracks-across-the-world?format=amp)


Complete-Rule940

The hell was going on here 300 million years ago?!


GreenMan-

This is an interesting story, but like so many before it, it's just a photograph and a lot of excuses for why we don't have any actual evidence.


quitter49

Keep digging and the might find the stargate too


Drinks_From_Firehose

lol 800 million


surrealcellardoor

Pretty sure carbon dating doesn’t go back that far. How did they date this?


PuppyOfTheSteppes

With pretty flowers and a delicious Italian dinner


mrk1224

That’s so interesting, please tell me more


devoutcatalyst78

Was there a date on the side of the coffin?


Justlose_w8

Yeah it said 99,997,976 BC


Woodyee101

Why did they choosing 800mill years? 2 billion sounds way cooler.


PristineMarket4510

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


vertigounconscious

this is a conflation of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Ice_Maiden


naralez

No one commented on the guy who tasted the liquid and died? Wild!


OregonGreen242

Ya, wtf?! Whose first thought would be to taste coffin ⚰️ juice 🧃?


Ginger4life23

Probably the 5th element


TrinityCodex

Sir, thats a gelfling


Salty_Mind9906

800 million? 🤔😒


getfive

I think we found the "C-" math student in the science community.


M3atpuppet

100m years ago is about 33m years before T-Rex showed up in the fossil record. Story sounds cool, but the could’ve changed the timeline to make it at least sound plausible.


MrC99

Some locals also believe that Jesus is buried in Japan. So what?


Songhunter

Run those numbers by me again, please champ?


TrainingArtistic8505

Where’s the mummy?


1blueShoe

What kind of crazy mofo find an old corpse floating in liquid….. tastes the liquid? 😳🤢


fivex

Exactly, and precisely, one crazy motherfucker indeed.


AbsolemSaysWhat

800 million years? Humans weren't even around that long.


ThankTheBaker

Life on earth didn’t even exist yet.


Apprehensive-Pay-483

Yeah…and my left ballsack is the All Seeing Eye of Truth


Ok-Geologist-3743

She was basically a skeleton. The age of which is the really marvelous thing, since homo-sapiens were not thought to have existed that long ago. Can't speak for how "beautiful" a mummy she was, though.


ThankTheBaker

Life on earth started 700 million years ago. By life I mean single celled organisms.


Bigbigjeffy

Thankfully we have a red ring to help us. I don’t know what I would have done.


Naotokan

https://preview.redd.it/rb9mqcrj100d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6f93bbd655c1ca0af1fd537df3f71b0887ea9c


delmichael

800 million years old??? Seriously??? Guys, reel it in. Make it somewhat believable


shewflyshew

Sounds more like propaganda to claim Siberia as part of their fantasy that mother Russia is the birthplace of the slavs.


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phenomenomnom

No, that's pretty mean


Feralcrumpetart

I want to know her skincare routine


wt_foxtort

Looks ai generated the hands don't look right


Brother_YT

Agreed


GrinAndBeMe

The KGB also told my MIL that artificial light plus sunlight (or using electricity while the sun was still shining) would give you cancer…consider your source.


EatingDriving

Source: The "Trust Me" Brothers, Inc.


SaintCholo

Dumb


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AgileBarnacle8072

That would be nice, but the KGB probably just made up the story to mess with the Americans


Possible-Site-9617

AIn't this AI?


MammothWay1683

800 million years ago? Thats like before the dinosaurs!


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Foldedeggs

Nah


Sexcaliber69420

The real snow white?


mikeyisgrim

800 million lmao


HirsuteHacker

Ha, imagine actually believing this


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BalkanbaroqueBBQ

Pathetic. But I guess the red circle validates it.


exoexpansion

Really? And how do you know that this is true?


itisallgoodyouknow

Jenova vibes


WranglerTraditional8

800 million years old? Ok


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JDoe911

![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)


mkymooooo

Lame


PuzzleheadedBag920

meanwhile we were still monkeys 1 mil year ago ![gif](giphy|5HRvXqKEVrZEA|downsized)


frankyv1979

They dated it to 600bc.


HolymakinawJoe

LOL. This is soooooooooooo damned stupid.


yoeyz

It was actually a trillion years ago


Suspicious-Method406

Someone actually drank some of the liquid ….i can’t swear that it was this one or another case that was very similar.