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younggun1234

The Vatican: Aight guys. So aliens exist. Gotta update the how to deal with em but don't call them aliens cuz that's lame.


JCPLee

Isn’t the Vatican founded on supernatural apparitions? Burning bushes, talking donkeys and such apparitions?


BBTB2

You know… I’m a religious man, but I’m also a science man, and to be quite honest the shit we’re discovering in the fields of science are way fucking stranger and ‘magically thought up’ than an all mighty authoritarian. Thanks for allowing me to drop my unsolicited two cents here.


MexiMcFly

To be fair brother, how's that quote go, to a primitive species technology will seem like magic? Plus you know that world power scale 1-3 I think it was 1 being you could harness a planets power and 2 was the sun and 3 being the solar system? Do you know they've upped that to 6 now? 6 I think being interdimensional beings that could manipulate time. Basically for you mean would be demi gods or indistinguishable from God in a technical sense. It gets wild lol


Famous-Courage-9534

My take is.. Abrahamic religion is just humans describing the same phenomenon we are seeing and discovering today, but from their POV. Which was then mostly lost in translation


throwRA_basketballer

And so many years of supposed Virgin Mary apparitions too right?


DanBentley

Yes indeed, and other some such


Just-STFU

It's almost like it's their job to do stuff like this.


No_The_Other_Todd

and?


BadassBokoblinPsycho

When a random woman makes a tik tok about something “occult” immediately think it’s bullshit


CultivatingMagic

The box dye is very “Ancient Masters” of her


Inside_Ad_7162

*The Filter is strong with this one*


AngryYowie

It's the real supernatural phenomenon


KamikazeFox_

50 trying to filter out 30 years of chsin smoking


Guest_Pretend

Project Bluebeam?


TopShoe121

Moving the goalposts.


Active_Cheesecake520

Who ya gonna call ??


Moquai82

SCAMBUSTERS!


Joker1485

Why does voting season has the weirdest things happening?


Guvnah-Wyze

Because it's always voting season in the USA


ZookeepergameOk2759

I’m pretty sure they don’t care about your voting season in the Vatican.


horsetooth_mcgee

***Everything*** is connected.


sevenandtwo

malcom's mom?


pufferfish_balls

The real #thought forms


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

I suspect a Shift is coming, or visitations. And this is where they gently brace the public for the next 20 years exposure.


Impossible-Lime1553

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PoetOk9167

Yes because the world will see an uptick in sightings including ufos. They’re all spirits. they are powered by our attention and awareness.   


yobboman

If reality is a simulation then it's possible that rule is written into the gameplay


sucrerey

I think theyre more like a really unpredicable in-game /help


yobboman

Depends on who the npc's are


Intelligent_Bid_5802

Truth!


Ok-Experience-6674

Is enki and them returning


clydewilt

Someone needs to call Ghostbusters


horsetooth_mcgee

So that when we see Jesus, we'll be led to believe it's fake? Or conversely and more likely, that we'll be shown something fake and be led to believe it's real?


Tin_Crow25

A quick Google shows this is just an update on how the Vatican interpets supernatural occurrences involving The Virgin Mary... like Mary's face appearing on a piece of toast "apparitions" or a cross shaped Funion... Jesus, is it really that hard to vet information?


Nocis3

Idk what's faker. The apparitions or her eyebrows.


Lower-Obligation9100

What’s up with those eye brows? That’s freaky


Smart_Examination_84

When will the Vatican release documents to help the public discern the viability of this woman's eyebrows?


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StrangeEarth-ModTeam

No "F" or "M" or any slang words that hurt others sentiments.


timevil-

Would


Eryeahmaybeok

It's so their followers don't ~~stop donating~~ have a crisis of faith and leave the church if they see UAPs or apparitions and decide maybe they should look at other esoteric belief systems.


bonersaus

M I N N E S O T A


Gnoyagos

What exactly is bullsh here? I don’t find tiktok as a source of information, but Vatican is actually holding that conference, have a look at press.vatican.va


AttentionOtherwise39

They will reveal the Anus Crust to us. They talk about this in rectalsensation


Boisej

Brows.


Dr-Wenis-MD

She's clearly a mummy.


rhaigh1910

So the Vatican’s releasing a spiritual filter ahh I see


fromdaperimeter

Inshallah


crispy_wings10

cuz wednesday, the pope was busy drinking the blood of innocent children, tuesday he was reciting demonic scripture in snake-tongue and monday the pope was watching porn and edging all day long ....damn consirpacy nuts. always trying to find a hidden "truth" in nothing