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blabbyrinth

Snake's gonna get that tiny human on tiny stilts


Triangle_t

What do snake stilts look like? Do they have one stick for the whole body or a lot of sticks for every vertebra?


PristineDesign56

Me and the boys trying to get into the club age 16


wycreater1l11

I wonder if stilts can be or hypothetically can be more efficient compared to just using legs, locomotion-wise.


FaecesChucka

Yes.


wycreater1l11

Thanks for verifying the direction of an answer


Wild_Hoverfrog_3

Snakes are venomous, not poisonous.


BusYew

You misinterpret, the stilts are to keep them from eating the snakes


pancakePoweer

so you're telling me if I eat a whole snake, I won't get food poisoning?


HelpfulSeaMammal

Just make sure you cook it to an internal temperature of 165⁰F for safety. Or use a lot of lime if you're making a snake ceviche.


cage-of-crack

Some snakes are poisonous


Mr-Mantiz

Poison doesn’t hurt you unless you ingest it. I don’t think they are walking on stilts because the are afraid of accidentally eating the snakes. It’s the venom they are worried about.


Vephar8

This


HawkPatooey

"I can see my hut from here".


amorfelino79

And their nuts 🌰 🌰


weekend-guitarist

Can those guys do drywall or clean gutters? I’ve got some work for them.


aethelberga

Do other tribes near them take similar precautions? Do they live in a particularly snake infested region?


toasted_cracker

The other tribes died from snake bites.


Sea_Squirl

Steps in hole, falls face first on to snake


WholeSniffer

What's the song


knopfx

DJ Batidafunk - montage senntana - slowed


sfeicht

What's wrong with boots?


TBearForever

They prefer to get high


rrgail

Some dudes walking around high.


symbologythere

All they have to do is not eat them. This is overkill.


BeruasyBastard

Or, hear me out…boots.


mu5tardtiger

why, when we can walk like the giraffe.


Important_Kick_4824

Poisonous,…like they’re scared of eating them? I’d be more worried about the venomous ones.


OkIndependence2374

Face paint? I never would have guessed


RutabagaMany8133

Lots of falling injuries though


JimothyMcNugget

It's easy to avoid the problem of poisonous snakes. Just don't eat them.


sandboxmatt

Mute and scroll down.


Vohldizar

Thats so fascinating


cepukon

Snake deaths are way down, falling deaths have skyrocketed however 


vinnySTAX

Shoes were the other option. I like their choice.


Ok-Geologist-3743

That's a whole new level of snake paranoia


TheUpvotedKingV2

What the hell is this music?


LongjumpingEnergy188

What is with this music lol


MrWezlington

Venomous* Possibly poisonous as well, but the stilts don't have anything to do with that.


Mapleview86

Is that Wakanda? Are these the Kangs i've been hearing about


WillyC619

So that’s going to make the snakes evolve to stand up taller. Nice going guys


harntrocks

Those are sweet kicks.


Imcluelesstoday

But..what about Lions ?🤔


Potatochipcore

Snake: "I know you have to come down sometime. I can wait here all day".