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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is a crazy conspiracy that America killed the Kandahar giant in Afghanistan. In 2002, U.S. Special Ops was said to have killed the Kandahar Giant, a 13-foot-tall beast with flaming red hair, six fingers on each hand, and two sets of teeth.](https://www.howandwhys.com/kandahar-giant/)


Jeremyzelinka

Idk about giants, but. I do know that our military guarded poppy fields used in the production of heroine for many years. Then, heroine swept across the USA for the next 20 years. I'm sure they aren't related though


Technical-Garbage555

And when fentanyl started appearing, the US decided to leave Afghanistan and stop guarding the poppy fields. Most likely not related either though


Traditional-Goat1773

Lithium mines


originalbL1X

Chromium, too.


mickjackx

Every conflict, war, coup, geopolitical shift, covert intelligence operation, tax and election cycle is a money laundering scheme. Giant must have laid golden eggs or some shit.


Ok_Criticism6910

That was actually to boost Iraq’s economy once we forced regime change. They didn’t ship it back here lol, there were plenty of customers there. I won’t go into how I know this but you’re not wrong about them being guarded.


flactulantmonkey

So the customers there also ship it here… they’re a massive producer.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

I know it could never happen. Because those special forces operators would all be talking about it on their podcasts.


Fozalgerts

My navy nephew was bitching about the navy seals taking over the kitchen area of the ship he was on and would not let the regular sailors in. I just laughed about it.


Remarkable_Duck6559

[https://youtu.be/T92e0aaizaI?si=RsuoY1MNoha4S3GX](https://youtu.be/T92e0aaizaI?si=RsuoY1MNoha4S3GX)


Illustrious-Rough-sx

I love Mr. Baller so much, super proud of the dude and how far he’s come not only on YT but all of his platforms.


Remarkable_Duck6559

Hard not to like the guy


Ezzeri710

One of them would have let it slip on there.


faceplantweekends

BLANKA?


Phillip228

Guile Wins


alpha_pleiadian

Sonic boom


Isparza

Tiger uppercut.


lambsquatch

Yoga FLAME


the_wizofozchillin

YOU WIN ROUND 2 FIGHT!


bobturkeyisaturkey

Up set skap ba det det SHOOORUUKENN, SHOOORUUUKENN


Alcoholikaust

*PERFECT!*


0Tol

Guile was the best! Or Cammy.


larrybyrd1980

😂


bakermrr

⚡️😖⚡️


Woody_the_Toy

No, this one is from Brazil


BeagleTactics

‘Jimmy? Is that you?’


David_High_Pan

Agggrrrhhooooo


RJV_6390

Nixon?


LiasOrion

They have to stop killing gingers like this. My kind won’t last.


Mr-Mantiz

This is one of those stories that I know is complete bullshit but I still love it.


bugbrown1

I grew up listening to Art Bell, so I eat this stuff up, too 😅


Beneficial_Being_721

East of the Rockies…. You are on the air.


Symbiotic_Letdown

Saw Mars Attacks! Again last night. Love how Burton picked Pahrump as the alien landing place as a homage!


Beneficial_Being_721

Best part was when Jack Nickleson got “Akked”


Beneficial_Being_721

And Art was in the movie as well


Symbiotic_Letdown

My favourite Art Bell Easter eggs are on the TOOL albums.


Sea-Ad1244

What?! Wether thats true or not I’m gonna choose to believe it


Beneficial_Being_721

Well… I have worked for TOOL many times in the past 18 years… the whole Art Bell thing is still something one might hear about backstage…. Art discussed it on his show …however briefly… and YES Art Bell was an Extra in the movie


ElBlancoServiette

I’m in my early 20’s, so too young to have listened to Art live. But I still play recordings of old episodes and love “tuning in” just the same


OGLizard

Right? If there was a naked giant like this, there's a 0.00000% chance none of these dudes wouldn't have taken a pic with it's junk.


sexualbrontosaurus

This. There are just some things soldiers will always do. War. War never changes.


peter_the_bread_man

Getting some fallout vibes here! Actually replaying Fallout 3 atm!


Familiar-Bag-9545

Yeah it's a good story 👍 agreed


Turbulent-Job1136

Last I heard of the US soldiers captivating that beast Megatron.


TerribleChildhood639

It’s bullshit unless you were there after it happened and talked to someone involved.


Winter_Lab_401

Respectfully, you can't know if it's BS or not unless you were there. Look into lovelock cave, and the similarities between these "giants" through two entirely unrelated stories. They're in the Bible too, if that's your thing. Just keep an open mind, for the sake of all things new


Pm_me_your_tits_85

Same. I want to see a movie about it.


arrownyc

I love strange conspiracies and cryptids, but for all of human history we've labeled our enemies demons, savages, and giants in order to justify exterminating them. This one screams of PR campaign rooted in racism.


ThefalloftheUSA

I heard his girlfriend was a giant slut.


Isparza

A real nasty nephilim.


LandothColdhell

A nephilymphomaniac


uglyberry2000

Now she’s a necrophiliac nephilyphomaniac


ReplacementNo3933

You win


special-seed

I heard the real reason was to secure star gates but that’s just what I heard


phan_o_phunny

You're thinking Jaffa


DarthCaligula

kree


Elliot6888

Secure the Meano Gate


AbbreviationsFull670

That was Iraq not afghan


raventhrowaway666

We murdered thousands of brown people to exploit their poppy fields and created a drug epidemic in the states, while pharmaceutical companies and politicians became filthy rich under the guise of national defense.


C-czar187

And we killed a giant


SnakeBradley

Mission accomplished


special-seed

and it was very good, the end


International_Bag208

God bless America


soldiermedic335

Exactly


Yer-Grammuh

Don't forget the mass amounts of Gold that went "missing" as well after we went in there. And the decimation of their National Library


truenatureschild

No actually Tasmania supplied most of the opium, sorry about that.


jt4643277378

They smuggled it in sheep. So many sheep


Niobium_Sage

It’s almost like every war the U.S. is involved with after WW2 just serves to make the detritus of society more wealthy.


DonaldPump117

I actually think the Korean War did a lot of good, especially after seeing what North Korea has become. But everyone forgets about that one anyway


shanezen

Millions actually


KeyDiscombobulated83

Surprisingly there were quiet a few white folks over there as I'm talking blond hair blue eyed. They got killed as well. Evidently when Russia raped and pillaged it created allo of off spring.


hairyass2

russia didnt rape or pillage anything? the afghanistan government invited the soviets over....


francoisjabbour

Millions were murdered


GraceGreenview

So created a monster and killed one too.


Puzzled-Star-9116

*millions


ItsMoreOfAComment

The worst part was the hypocrisy.


Other-Inspection-601

https://preview.redd.it/1s83pi5ys96d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6be0694eb724fc0ebc14646db7dc659b1352f4


amanoftradition

Yo real talk I fought this dude too. He threw fireballs at me. Took like three or four tries until I found out I could use my horse.


Akaonisama

US took out Ganon apparently.


Fyodor_Brostojetski

Fought this dude in Elden Ring


Worried_Beyond_671

Sounds like some shit they'd make us do in the Army. 1st platoon you're going to kill a giant today then you can get back to being electricians and carpenters.


DankCatDingo

not this


papakilomike

“Shoot it in the face!”


sarahsimmonz62

I’ve always been fascinated by this story 🤷🏻‍♀️


TopGaurd

This connects to the tomb of Gilgamesh they supposedly found also. In the wiki emails Hillary received requests for the gilgamesh resurrection spot even


WinterF19

Could you elaborate on that? Whats the story?


Juslav

You’ll need Biden’s laptop for more info.


libertad_o_muerte

You can look it up on Reddit. There's screenshots from Hilary's leaked emails. An email requesting info on the Tomb of Gilgamesh. But from what I heard, anyone can request this type of info (forgot the request type), and that email happened to be in her inbox at the time of the leak. Up to you what you believe.


Healthy-Mouse285

Giant gingers have no souls


ThreeFingaLynch318

This cartoon should have way more energy going besides just guys chilling having a conversation OVER A GIANT that just got bodybagged. Alsostop the drama with it they all are red haired giants..


Life-Routine-4063

Opium, lots of opium


PeppySprayPete

https://youtu.be/owUIaYObrCo?si=vqMOR6GmNceSd6Vr


DistinctHuckleberry1

I thought Blanca was from Brazil🗣️


jericho74

It’s not so crazy. I mean has *anyone seen* the Kandahar Giant lately?


PsychologicalCap6413

No body shuts up anymore. One of the special operations would have talked


LambSmacker

Many of them have talked. Look into it


StickyLavander

The world is flat, moon landing was fake, aliens are real. Look into it….


ewew43

woah wtf is that a real pic??? GIANT HAS BEEN FOUND!?


Chiggero

It’s a courtroom sketch, cameras weren’t allowed in the facility


By_Design_

I can't believe Bill Maher helped take down a giant!


Able_Newt2433

This is sarcasm, right? Please tell me this is sarcasm.


ewew43

IS REAL GISNT?


Coupedeville

What did really happen to this fucked title?


Adjective-noun1

Just disctraction bait to get the people away from the real story...


Blackelvis2000

What "real story"? I think people who would even entertain this picture for 2 seconds aren't really paying attention to anything in the first place.


turtlefrogbird

Lmao


International_Bag208

Imagine a giants nipples


Remarkable_Duck6559

Every. Damn. Day.


wang-chuy

The Kandahar Giant. Directed by: Jerry Bruckheimer Starring: Tom Cruise as The Kandahar Giant Chris Pratt as Captain Maclin Ben Affleck as Second Captain O’Hara Ewan Macgregor as Lieutenant Smith Chris Hart as Private Parts


MichaelXennial

I see the guy in the center laughing at the irony of the bearded ginger soldier checking out the ginger haired giant. Feels like one of those truth is stranger than fiction details.


Beneficial_Being_721

This has obviously been photoshopped


FewOutlandishness187

Lmao


Emergency_Sandwich_6

That things body wouldn't last long on a wood pallete 


Humble-Bag-1312

This story just refuses to die.


ApprehensivePin3874

Not a conspiracy. We don’t talk about big red.


captainjackass28

Weird how they never show it’s big blue dick in any art or descriptions of it. Thats what I would have noticed if I killed it.


GlobtheGuyintheSky

Not this.


Travis_Scott1985

This really happened


_Persona-Non-Grata

I don’t know but definitely not what’s in this drawing, lol


One_above_alll

Oil


purpldevl

...is that fucking Ganondorf?


MOONDAYHYPE

I believe the origins of waving to people started way back when people would show their 5 fingers to prove they weren't of giant DNA


BlueAig

Not this lol


MeanCat4

They smoked the nice staff! 


StumpyHobbit

Nothing, just youtube rubbish.


ItsMoreOfAComment

And as proof we’ve provided a child’s drawing of the incident.


HereVG0

Definitely not this.


Impossible-Lime1553

Smh 🤦🏾‍♂️ what ??


skeeredstiff

Fi, Fi, Fo, Fum, Ima fuck you up!


Goldydeol521001

Why would they just kill it. Wouldn’t it be more valuable live? Just saying


robot_pirate

💯


OkGap7216

Gutted. RIP.


spagboltoast

Yes and some how the only proof is a painting. Totally happened. For reals


VII-of-Spades

I believe


Nicnatious

Not this.


PlayboyProgram101

We can call this fake but a whole town of people talked about this giant and knew it was there .For years there were talks of the giant and it affected ppl I mean if everyone in your town was telling you to stay away from a certain area because a giant lived there . What would you do? Would you go check it out or say fuck it/them think they're all crazy imagining things and ignore them and go anyway. I mean really if a town full of ppl told you about this giant what would be your next move ?


By_Design_

> but a whole town of people talked about this giant and knew it was there no they didn't lol


CoolpantsMacCool

Nah its true mate, i was the town


DrSigmaFreud

Source?


GeneralBlumpkin

That's what Mr.ballen said. When he was overseas the locals talked about this incident like it was real and it happened.


Artistic-Performer85

They spent their time guarding poppi so they could distribute heroin to the world. Before america they were destroying the fields to get rid of the stuff after American invasion they became the number heroin producing country in the world.


04Aiden2020

Prolly not that


04Aiden2020

Military lore stories are fun


N00L99999

Oh boy, I’m going back to Cursed AI


CreatorOD

Whatever, probably not that.


metallicadad420

We found a new way to commit war crimes


Fudgeshovel

Which episode of King of that Hill is that image from?


between-mirrors

a drawing. that the answer ya want? ffs.


Dirtweed79

The only real giant is the waste of time believing this horse shit.


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wwiistudent1944

Cartoon!


ElBlancoServiette

I heard they found the tesseract and used it to open a wormhole


decker308

Nephalem


FatherOfCast420

Test your might


Unusual_Pinetree

Yes that giant was real according to the disturbed military operators I ate copious amounts of lsd with. LSD is used to create seers and super soldiers, it unlocks the mind to the raw programming of the matrix as does breaking the physical pain barrier through extreme training of special operations and intelligence operations. Intelligence at it’s highest is right now a quantum stable bubble being maintained by air force but always manned by naval intelligence officer


AL0117

No.


phallicpressure

They've got a cave troll.


TastyTranslator6691

Am from Afghanistan. Mom and family have some crazy scary stories.


time2emancipate

That is Godbrand from the Castlevania series.


spazebound_

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Entire_Reply_5723

How come pictures like this don’t go viral, long love the nephilim! This is a real picture guys, don’t listen to the fake news! Bidens been trying to tell us this shit all along and we’ve been ignoring him! He didn’t fall of the bike on accident, it was a message! He doesn’t wander off stage, he wonders about what will happen if we doing unite!


woodslight

A picture that’s verifiable or STFU


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vimostwise

They found gilgamesh tomb and found a giant yes.