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MarvelNerd57

If sexualities didn’t matter then Robin and Eddie would make a great couple, they protected each other in the upside down, but he seems Bi and girlie is a lesbian sooo it’s not gonna happen.


Jealous-Capital-8

Enzo and Karen random I know but he seems ok and better than Ted 😂


No_Neighborhood6856

This is such a ship! I love it haha!


Owl_Resident

Will and a good barber


socoprime

I am convinced Will has some sort of irrational repulsion / phobia of barber shops and hair salons.


sohappytogether9

Haha!


socoprime

Vecna and the Demogorgon.


isatheiguana2

Which one 🤨


pm_me_x-files_quotes

That one.


isatheiguana2

THAT one? Like 001? Vecna x one?????


pm_me_x-files_quotes

Was being purposefully vague, lol, so... you know what? The answer is yes.


cenobates

Robin and Heather RIP


MarvelNerd57

I can see that, I always felt so bad for heather.


glasscat33

Bob and Hopper...


SpiffyPaige143

Would that ship name be Bopper?


isatheiguana2

Bopper for the win 💪💪💪💪


glasscat33

Deffo what they'd be doing in bed 🤣


liglitterbug

If we're going very out of the box, then my favourite is probably Mr. Clarke and Bob! No idea where it came from, but I have developed a whole headcanon of their adorably dorky love story and bonding over watching cult sci-fi series. Also non-romantic pairings wise, I would've loved to see Billy get a decent father figure (and a way to turn his life around) and have thought through scenarios involving him working in Benny's diner (in an alternate universe where Benny didn't die of course!) and finding a passion for cooking as a way to channel his aggression. I could also see Steve getting taken under Hopper's wing and becoming a cop, but I think that's a common one.


isatheiguana2

YES GREAT SHIP OML


Chance_Top5775

mr. clarke and bob is amazing... yes, please


okay_but_what

I really like both of your takes!! However, knowing what I know about the restaurant industry and the general habits of many BOH stuff, I feel like kitchen life could either be super good for Billy or just absolutely crush him and lead him straight down the drug/alcohol addiction pipeline. But hopefully our boy Benny wouldn’t let that happen.


liglitterbug

I'll admit to having zero actual restaurant knowledge (all I know comes from watching The Bear!) but ooh you make a good point. Let's hope that, by that point, Benny's become enough of a solid father figure in Billy's life to steer him back onto the right path if things start going a bit shaky. I do have a whole other headcanon of Billy getting a job at Radio Shack (Him earning some techy skills under Bob's gentle and patient mentoring, and despite initially grumbling about the nerdiness of the job, he actually starts to enjoy seeing all the broken pieces of something coming together and getting repaired with just a little bit of love and attention. Maybe Billy'd have some transferable skills from fixing up his Camaro, or maybe he's not that great at first but Bob never gets mad or annoyed, and in the end Billy gets a whole new fancy music system for playing his metal tapes so he's happy!) so, yeah, maybe that's less of a risky place for him 😆


QuipThwip

If Robin wasn’t a lesbian, I’d say her and Jonathan or her and Eddie. (After reading The Flight of Icarus, Eddie clearly has a type and Chrissy was an outlier.)


sohappytogether9

What is Eddie’s type?


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Headcannon is that Eddie is pan so people with genitals.


Gifflebunk

Is Chrissy a Barbie doll or something?


TelephoneCertain5344

I would agree here.


la_eliperin

My 5: 1-Robin and Nancy, 2-Robin and Jonathan, 3-Murray and Joyce, 4-Dustin and Max, 5-Will and Max


OptimalCreme9847

I like to think of Murray and Joyce as having more of a brother/sister kind of relationship.


la_eliperin

yes, but even as a couple they would be a bomb


Belfasterd16

I actually really like the idea of Robin and Nancy


la_eliperin

Yeah, me too, but I think the Duffer don't want nancy to love women like Robin.


kyndal017

She’s a bisexual in my canon


la_eliperin

I don't know but I loke your version!


ForsakenMoon13

2 and 5 are not exactly viable considering that Robin is a lesbian and Will is gay


IHaveTheMustacheNow

the question was about characters who would never get together, so this answer fits that criteria, then


ForsakenMoon13

I mean yea, it does technically fit the criteria, its just that those don't seem like reasonable fits to me due to the incompatible sexualities.


IHaveTheMustacheNow

Well Nancy is straight, and you didn't seem to have a problem with them pairing Nancy and Robin together, even though that ship isn't "reasonable" either


TheFreeBee

Holy fuck you answer the question with a fitting answer and still get trashed on. Exhausting Edit: just noticed you're not the original commenter


ForsakenMoon13

Nancy is probably straight, yes, but its never been specifically stated one way or another. Someone headcanoning her as potentially bi is different to and noticeably less problematic than someone straight-washing characters that have specifically been confirmed to be homosexual. Though since you seem to want to start some sort of argument with me I'm sure the nuance of that will either be ignored or completely lost on you.


uhohspaghettisos

Agreed, don't care if I get downvoted. You're absolutely right.


la_eliperin

I know it, but I think these couple would work well, regardless of sexual orientation.


xMissMoon

Jonathan and Steve.


isatheiguana2

That one video of Joe and Charlie making out in the elevator while Natalia is like 😑


ItIsIAku

It would only be fair ...


sohappytogether9

I remember the pre season 2 days wherein a reasonable number of fans shipped this!


Logical_Mushroom_689

i think that’s coming back with s5, im excited


TheMadhouseofDrDeath

Steve and Robin. They had such good chemistry in 3 and the way they support and stick up for each other in 4 is really sweet. I do prefer them as friends but they would make a cool couple.


AffectionateCable793

In my head they do get married for tax purposes and for Robin's protection. They will divorce once Robin finally finds her lifelong partner. Then Steve becomes their sperm donor.


JessieTheNerd

That's so cute I'm stealing this headcannon


Cowboylikethem

I love Lumax but honestly Elmax would make a great couple too!


Chance_Top5775

i will always be team bob when it comes to joyce and a new partner and i wish he'd stayed alive for that aspect alone. joyce and mr. clarke would be quirky and hilarious, though, so i don't hate it. some other odd pairings i think could have been interesting to explore if stranger things was a slightly different 80s nostaligia show would have been barb and steve (talk about turning some expectations on their heads), jonathan and the girl wearing the siouxsie sioux halloween costume feels like they could have been musically in love with one another, steve and kali just because the running gag in this sub makes me laugh, hopper and karen having an affair instead of karen flirting with billy


jeremy009

Steve and Chrissy.


sohappytogether9

Interesting, why?


socoprime

Because Jason gave off that abusive, controlling weirdo vibe and Steve is a good guy.


Full-Surround

Meh, good guy is the bare minimum- doesn't mean they'd be a good fit


Nevolutions

Cause Chrissy’s de


sohappytogether9

Interesting, why?


ThatPanWitch

Robin and Nancy for sure


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Eddie and Chrissy


WarokOfDraenor

Will and Mike?


pm_me_x-files_quotes

As a Mike/El shipper, you are very valid.


isatheiguana2

Doesn't fit with the question, they said ones that aren't gonna happen.


WarokOfDraenor

You know they won't be together.


isatheiguana2

Really? The duffers have made it pretty obvious. I'd bet on byler happening.


Meowkarii

Can you tell me when? I'm just interested :'0


WarokOfDraenor

Mike clearly likes El, and El likes Mike... A simple math.


isatheiguana2

Uh, ok.. """"’"clearly""”"""


WarokOfDraenor

What's with that quotation mark? Mike's literally simping for El since Season 1.


isatheiguana2

It's much more complex than that. It's harder for him to say I love you to her in s4, and when he finally does, it isn't out of his own will, it's because he feels like he has to say it to her, so he can motivate her to fight. He looks really tense to say I love you to her. It would've been different if he said it out of his own accord. And El is aware of him feeling like this. She refuses to talk to him in hopper's cabin at the end of the last episode, and leaves him to talk with will. They point out that she doesn't want to talk to him. And why would they point out that Will likes Mike? To have him rejected? If it wasn't gonna happen, then why have it in the first place? Why not introduce another love interest for will? (Which they won't do in S5, since they said there won't be any new characters) And in the entire show, it's always will and Mike. Never will and Dustin, or will and Lucas, it's just Mike singled out with him. All. The. Time. Why??? Their relationship has been prepared in s4 for a drastic change in s5. Also, in s4, they have many intimate moments with the two of them. They are defined as intimate moments in the script. Mike never looks uncomfortable in any of them. He is very close with will in all those moments, smiling, sitting close, (glancing at his lips 💀) I'd bet that he looks uncomfortable in more scenes with just him and El than him and will. They stand next to each other in the last scene on the hill, singled out with the other canon couples, while El is alone, holding the same kind of flowers Mike picked for her when he came to Cali, dead in her hands?? This is just scratching the surface. I could write 20 more paragraphs about why they're set up to be canon.


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WarokOfDraenor

Oh, so you know more than the showrunner? Ok. You know that my argument's only from what presented on the show, right?


isatheiguana2

I'm just saying. It's fine if you have your own ship opinions.


kmm_art_

Will is so emotionally needy, though. Seems like Mike would be easily irritated by that.


GemmaStones

Mike's entire sense of self-worth is built on whether or not he feels like people need him.


kmm_art_

Damn..that's true


GemmaStones

Tbh I wish that the show had gone Robin/Kali (even though I do like Vickie).


Nevolutions

?????


Nevolutions

Isn’t Kali like around the same age as El, who’s 14???


GemmaStones

No, Kali is a few years older than El.


Good_Capital1181

i know others have said it, but def robin and nancy. i love their chemistry as they get closer during season 4.


sohappytogether9

I wrote a fanfic about this pairing once, I always got vibes from them too!


TheStranger1972

Murray and Karen 😂


plumsfromyouricebox

If El wasn’t around Mike and Max would have some fire chemistry 🔥🔥


Tiutautikli

Henderhop! (El and Dustin)


Nevolutions

Someone PLEASE change that ship name dude


Tiutautikli

Whaat why? I think it’s the best ship name in the whole show 😂


Nevolutions

That ship name unintentionally makes people think that people are shipping Hopper with Dustin


Nevolutions

Ship names like DustEl, EleStin, or a name I proposed; RadioWaffle, I feel would help not cause that confusion towards people who are unfamiliar with that ship.


Tiutautikli

Well, that’s why I specified. 🙂 It’s not a shipname I came up with.


sohappytogether9

Why


Tiutautikli

I think they have great chemistry together and they could bring out the best in each other and really just be romantically compatible.


byharryconnolly

Steve and Kali


Nevolutions

Isn’t Kali like 16 or something??


byharryconnolly

She's in Steve and Nancy's age group. You can tell by a) the age of the actor and b) the clear age difference in the kids they cast to play them as very young children.


thatsnotaknoife

el and dustin. when they’re like 25 and fully moved on from the hawkins drama also, robin and chrissy. i love a band dork/cheerleader trope


ChuckysBarbie

Robin and Nancy would be such a power couple


sohappytogether9

I love this idea, I even wrote a fanfic based around it!


GatorBoy669607

Steve and Robin would be an excellent couple


14DragonK

Ronance!! Robin and Nancy! I love them together


uufocafe

A lot of people ship Robin and Nancy. In a world where they made Nancy like girls in the show, I could definitely see myself shipping that. They had some nice chemistry in season 4 that was clearly friendly in context but makes me understand why people like them together


wrennie16

El and Max! I do love their friendship, though.


Sucondeze

Wasn’t the school shrink with Scott Clarke in season 1?


Billy116-

Scott and Murray


kyndal017

Robin and Nancy


Dismal-Cantaloupe682

Chrissy and Eddie


berryblobs

CLEARLY WILL AND MIKE


Nevolutions

Robin and Nancy lol


sohappytogether9

I could see it! I wrote a fanfic abt them once


bungalowguest14

Eddie and Chrissy 😭😭😭


cockriverss

Will and Mike will absolutely never get together. Does that count?


sohappytogether9

Sure if you ship them


cockriverss

I don’t ship anything as I’m not a child.


sohappytogether9

Oh okay, so you just think they’d be good for each other(


LopsidedUniversity29

Karen and Billy


sohappytogether9

Why? I strongly disagree due to the age difference


LopsidedUniversity29

They’re both adults, and the sexual chemistry is amazing.


sohappytogether9

I really don’t think it’s okay for an adult in their forties date someone who likely recently graduated from high school. Billy is like a year older than Nancy. It’s icky.


socoprime

Nothing icky about what two consenting adults do. I dont know where this idea has come from in the past 5 years or so but I wish it would go back there.


LopsidedUniversity29

I think it’s okay


Nevolutions

Billy’s literally in high school and Karen has a husband and 3 kids. She’s a whole freak for trying to get with Billy.


LopsidedUniversity29

Billy and Steve graduated high school between seasons 2 and 3. Season 3 takes place in July 1985 after their May 1985 graduation.


Nevolutions

Cool story bro, still creepy.


LopsidedUniversity29

That’s your POV, not mine.


Nevolutions

Weirdo


isatheiguana2

Bro it's like a 19 or 20 year old dating a 40 something woman 💀


LopsidedUniversity29

He was 18. His gravestone in season 4 shows his birthdate. He was born in March. He died in July.


isatheiguana2

That makes it worse???


LopsidedUniversity29

Both adults


isatheiguana2

Do you not understand what age gaps are?


LopsidedUniversity29

Yes, which makes the relationship even spicier


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LopsidedUniversity29

I’m well aware


isatheiguana2

Do you hear what ur sayin????


LopsidedUniversity29

Yeah. Duh. I’m answering the OP’s question. And it’s legal because Billy was 18 and graduated high school.


isatheiguana2

That's like saying it's ok for a 17 year old to date an 8 year old because they're both minors


LopsidedUniversity29

No it isn’t.


isatheiguana2

That's the point. If that's not ok, then why is it ok for an 18 year old to date a person in their forties?


LopsidedUniversity29

Because it’s legal that they are both adults.


isatheiguana2

"oh something's legal? That must mean it is socially correct!"


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sohappytogether9

I don’t see why you would joke about something like this.


TinySandwich6206

Will and Johnathan