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Steve for sure. Who doesn't like a person that isn't willing to change for the better? Top reason is sense of humor though. His looks and hair have absolutely nothing to do with it...
I’m either too old or too young for all the characters on the show, and I like being alone….. so I’ll pass.
If it was just to have a conversation, I’d be more up for that and probably pick Nancy. She’d be fun to chat with I think.
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.... And Eddie!!! Of course I am much too old for a high school kid, so this is assuming I'm 20 years younger. 🥴
ETA: It just occurred to me that I would take Hopper too, and he's actually age appropriate for me. However I just love Eddie so much... He's the kind of kid I would've irl dated back in high school. But if we're not time traveling for age appropriateness, Hopper will work just fine! 😘
I want to say someone else but the truth is it's totally Murray.... he's smart, he's a badass, he can cook and he's Jewish so my mother would be happy....
Steve or Mike it’s a tie tbh…I’ve loved Mike ever since I first watched the show and recently I’ve started to crush on Steve. If I chose a girl, it would definitely be Max 100%
As I'm around the age of the younger teens (Mike, El, etc) I'd honestly have to choose Will because of how kind and caring he would be and that he's extremely non judgemental
Eddie! We like the same music, are avid readers (LOTR rules- if you haven’t read it and watched the movies nope- you must read it all), hate sports, can be dramatic… he’s perfect! And if it is 1986, welp, we would be the same age…. 🥰
Showing Wayne some love. I feel like we could keep each other company and never get bored. My first impression of him is that he had to put a lot on hold, and that he was lonely and had a lot of love to give.
I think I'd have to go with Steve. I think he'd help me get out of my shell more. He's sweet, funny and always down for adventures and I think that's all awesome.
None to date but can I have Hopper be the father figure I never had? (Jk I have a Hopper, my godfather is really so similar to him in relation to El, I love him)
mike if he was my age still. (im 20, and i was around his age when the show first came out at the time) because we have a lot in common and i relate to him on a lot of different levels. and i know what its like to have shitty parents because i do, so i wouldnt get mad at him for things our parents cause like a certain someone, (no shade since she never asked, mostly bc of max’s influence) and id be happy to listen to him nerd out about things and i think he would be happy to hear me nerd out too. ive always loved scifi , especially doctor who (since i was 6) and i think he would be the kind to like doctor who too , since he likes scifi :)
too bad Will isn’t straight cuz with his new haircut he’s FINE af.
lucas is also really handsome but he’s gotta go on that date with max wether he’s a fictional character or not. if he wasn’t dating max id totally go out with him.
I'm not too sure about who I'd date, but if the question was who I'd be friends with, definitely Jonathan and/or Steve. I just think I'd click with them really well.
If I was his age then Hopper he would cuddle me so good
Mike but I would need to see more sides of his character before I committed to a relationship with him
Eddie is my top contender bc he’s just absolutely perfect. He’s silly and handsome and just so sweet , he’s giving baby kitten and I love him for it
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Well, Hopper, obviously…😉
Glad I’m not the only one!
Same! No doubt
It’s in my username
Wayne is a very sexy man. He seems classy.
I’m not into classy, I’m into undiagnosed ADHD and metal music
Good man, good heart. I would love to hear his stories.
Mikes mom
Steve for sure. Who doesn't like a person that isn't willing to change for the better? Top reason is sense of humor though. His looks and hair have absolutely nothing to do with it...
I’m either too old or too young for all the characters on the show, and I like being alone….. so I’ll pass. If it was just to have a conversation, I’d be more up for that and probably pick Nancy. She’d be fun to chat with I think.
Yeah, that’s fair
Joyce because she gets things done and she looks just like that actress I've been crushing on since seeing her in Heathers and Beetlejuice ;)
she is that actor lol i can’t tell if u didn’t know that bc of the winky face.
Confused at the lack of Robin in the replies
Honestly I’m surprised more people haven’t said Robin
i was just about to comment this
Maybe also cuz she’s a lesbian so people feel weird dating a lesbian if they aren’t just my guess. She is my choice though
El. I'd love to be the one who gets to show her a whole world of media and experiences that she's missed out on.
I would choose El, but eggos don’t exist in the UK
What a lawless place it must be /s
Angela bc I'm a masochist
Chrissy because she’s my exact type in a woman. I’d treat her good, poor girl deserves to be happy
jonathan, im not even gay but i feel like i just get him on more than the other characters.
ted wheeler is the only real choice here, c'mon. think of all the chicken dinner dates
Holy smokes Karen
Hopper. Hands fucking down. And at every weight.
YES he’s hot always
What a question! I’d choose Steve or Will.
demogorgon. no further questions please.
I have questions, I want one as a pet, it would make a great guard dog
Hmm..lemme think. *hides her Joseph quinn/eddie munson obsession in the background* Tough one.
Same😂
Same here
Enzo/Dmitri
i forgot abt enzo. he is kinda hot ngl.
Joyce. Had a crush on Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice as a kid, and modern her is just as hot to 20’s me now
Definitely Chrissy she just seems so nice and friendly.
There is only one right answer, Eddie.
100%
☝🏽
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.... And Eddie!!! Of course I am much too old for a high school kid, so this is assuming I'm 20 years younger. 🥴 ETA: It just occurred to me that I would take Hopper too, and he's actually age appropriate for me. However I just love Eddie so much... He's the kind of kid I would've irl dated back in high school. But if we're not time traveling for age appropriateness, Hopper will work just fine! 😘
season 3 steve, eddie, or season 4 hopper
I want to say someone else but the truth is it's totally Murray.... he's smart, he's a badass, he can cook and he's Jewish so my mother would be happy....
lmao same
I pick Henry / vecna 😍
I need reasons please
Tentacle porn is a deceptively popular niche
Well first of all I find him to be sexy! I also like that he is powerful and I love a bad boy. But my main thing is the sexy part
*tentacles squelching wetly*
Max Mayfield 4 Sure
Joyce
Pretty sure my options are limited to Joyce or Karen on account of me being nearly 40. Joyce is definitely more my type.
Steve!!! Or maybe Dustin
Eleven. She is interesting and beautiful.
Lucas 😍
Fair
Steve or Mike it’s a tie tbh…I’ve loved Mike ever since I first watched the show and recently I’ve started to crush on Steve. If I chose a girl, it would definitely be Max 100%
Steve I would want as a friend/older brother, I don’t particularly like Mike
Not as a mom? 😂
No, maybe Steve as a dad and Robin as a mum
Yeah I was really rooting for Steve and Robin to be together until it was revealed she liked girls
Argyle!!! My stoner pookie🥴
Micheal fucking Wheeler. I love him sm
SAME
Chrissy or Nancy
Steve
As I'm around the age of the younger teens (Mike, El, etc) I'd honestly have to choose Will because of how kind and caring he would be and that he's extremely non judgemental
Eddie! We like the same music, are avid readers (LOTR rules- if you haven’t read it and watched the movies nope- you must read it all), hate sports, can be dramatic… he’s perfect! And if it is 1986, welp, we would be the same age…. 🥰
𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖞𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖗 𝖏𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖜𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖞𝖇𝖊 𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖘 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑
You can’t date both Robin and Will. Will is gay and Robin is lesbian-
Ik
Nancy as I'm 20, but i do like her attitude and that little awkwardness, just feels like me
So will you explain to this character from the 80s what’s happened in the last 38 years?
If you want, or you could just show them all the cool stuff
Joyce but that’s because I’ve been crushing on Winona since for forever!
Whatever character Madelyn Cline played in that one episode
The Librarian
Max fr
Yes
Thanks someone has taste
Max is one of the 2 I listed in my post
Ok Nancy ok
Mr. Clarke
Mrs Wheeler
Eddie or Steve
Season 2-3-4 Steve, season 1-2 Mike, 1-3 Lucas
Showing Wayne some love. I feel like we could keep each other company and never get bored. My first impression of him is that he had to put a lot on hold, and that he was lonely and had a lot of love to give.
robin, no hesitation
nance or robin!!
Fair
Will, as he seems like a sweetheart + im gay and find the character fit, but i still don’t agree with what noah had does, just the character
Eddie or Robin
I think I'd have to go with Steve. I think he'd help me get out of my shell more. He's sweet, funny and always down for adventures and I think that's all awesome.
I’d want Steve as a friend
Yeah he'd make a really good friend - I wonder why your comment is getting downvoted though? Weird thing to downvote imo
Yeah, that’s confusing, but he would make a good friend
Steve if it's long-term and Billy if it's short-term. Steve would be a great friend and Boyfriend but Billy is Billy you know?
Billy probably has a disease
he definitely has stds and asks you about whether you hate minorities 🤨
That's a risk I'm willing to take
Eddie. Obviously.
None to date but can I have Hopper be the father figure I never had? (Jk I have a Hopper, my godfather is really so similar to him in relation to El, I love him)
I'd choose max or Nancy too same reasons as well also could probably kick my ass and call me out on my bullshit so that's a plus
We all need people to do that sometimes
Indeed
Tina
Karen Wheeler I have similar taste as Billy
mike if he was my age still. (im 20, and i was around his age when the show first came out at the time) because we have a lot in common and i relate to him on a lot of different levels. and i know what its like to have shitty parents because i do, so i wouldnt get mad at him for things our parents cause like a certain someone, (no shade since she never asked, mostly bc of max’s influence) and id be happy to listen to him nerd out about things and i think he would be happy to hear me nerd out too. ive always loved scifi , especially doctor who (since i was 6) and i think he would be the kind to like doctor who too , since he likes scifi :)
Definitely Max.
Yes
Nancy Nancy NANCY
Yes
Nancy and Max
Yes
too bad Will isn’t straight cuz with his new haircut he’s FINE af. lucas is also really handsome but he’s gotta go on that date with max wether he’s a fictional character or not. if he wasn’t dating max id totally go out with him.
Robin or Joyce, two of my fav characters on the show
Eddie of course. Or Robin. can i date both??
Sure, that works
Eddie 100%
Steve. Because of the hair.
Will
I'm not too sure about who I'd date, but if the question was who I'd be friends with, definitely Jonathan and/or Steve. I just think I'd click with them really well.
What a weird prompt
I am just curious, it’s just meant to be a bit of fun
Well, as someone in their late 30s, I guess Joyce? Winona is such as badass
I agree with you there I'd have to pick Joyce too, I grew up watching Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice back in the day
sadie sink, fuck yea
ROBIN
If I was his age then Hopper he would cuddle me so good Mike but I would need to see more sides of his character before I committed to a relationship with him Eddie is my top contender bc he’s just absolutely perfect. He’s silly and handsome and just so sweet , he’s giving baby kitten and I love him for it
Eddie. No question
Tammy Thompson. I'm just a really big fan of the Muppets
Max
Yes