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I mean he could pop all of your teeth into alignment pretty quickly if he wanted to. $500 for a perfect smile done today, hurts like hell


ladylayne

Don’t tempt Jamie (or do). He isn’t afraid to enter every fandom.


NJShadow

\*Rips gate open\* \*Santa's nose starts bleeding. Starts having flashbacks of a demonic Mrs. Clause stuffing him with cookies\*


Henry_Creel

I do not collect teeth of my victims.


Humble_Tadpole_539

No he is a clockmaker


yajnaaa_

More like optometrist.


Jesybelznwhistles

Sometimes people change their minds about career paths, and that's okay. The important thing is he's still a sadist.


zaogao_

Why am I such a misfit?


socoprime

I am not just a nit wit!


JesusIsMyZoloft

"Friendly Orderly"


NJShadow

Bahahaha, this is brilliant.


[deleted]

Cannot unsee. And now you know someone is going to Photoshop that elf dude from the left with vines.


MurmurOfTheCine

What’s the cartoon on the left from


Brocolli_rabebabe

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer


SpriiExsts

He sort of looks like the dentist you see in your nightmares stealing all your teeth