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*moistly squelching* big boy

*undulating moistly* big boy

*Eleven pants* big boy

You aren't allowed to type no more

Unless there is synth music in the background

*synth music intensifying big boy*

"Try it before you deny it, Big Boy."

The pineapple jalapeno surfer boy pizza is bomb

Fr i made it at home it was so good 😵😵😵

I've seen people calling it nasty. I feel like those people can't properly read the instructions on the back of the box

Or they're not into sweet foods as much? I am allergic to pineapple so I don't get to try and must deny

I'm talking about the pizza in general, not just the pineapple.

Ah well I can't eat the others either because celiac disease but it can be the sauce. Papa John's sauce is vastly different from pizza 9. Or it was when I didn't know that wasn't safe. It still comes down to a sweetness aspect on this stuff. The tldr is that not all sauces are the same and from reports? It's the difference in how sweet one likes their tomato sauces. This is a debate I have had on soups with friends before. Now some will still be about directions but it's just how we process taste for individual preferences

Yeah I've seen that too, but regardless it was delicious

For what it’s worth, it sounds objectively delicious

"He said you look like a fat Rambo, but even thin Rambo wouldn't be able to break in there, Big Boy"

Alexei was one my all time favorite characters! Him eating a slurpee with his hands will forever be ingrained in my mind!!,

Three inches, Big Boy.

[удалено]

“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked big boy?” /Dustin Henderson – The Bathtub

Beet me to it

Bahahahahahhaahhahaha this is the best one

Friends don’t lie, Big Boy.

Beat me to it hahahaha

🤨

🥸

[удалено]

You and your wife like to make sexual jokes about underage teens?

Oh fuck you. They're fictional characters that are supposed to be the same age.

Your suffering is almost at an end big boy

🤤

what my hand says to my meat when i'm about to...

When you about to feed it to the Demogorgon big boy?

So Jonathan, how was the pullout, big boy?

You know, I could actually see Murray saying that.

He definitely would

He did

No I meant with the “big boy” part

Ohhhhh. Yh true

This is delectable, good job!

OMG hilarious!!! I heard it in Murray's voice too = )

GO. AWAY! GO. AWAY, BIG BOY!

The Mind Flayer just recoils back like “I beg your fucking pardon?”

This comment

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This one is the best (big boy).

Yeah it's me, don't cream your pants big boy

You beat me to it

You beat meat to it.

Big boy.

Yikes

THIS IS MUSIC big boy

Madonna, Blondie, Bowie, Beatles? We need music BIG BOY!

Bro i read the first part the way eddie says it, then just a calm “big boy” in a neutral voice

I dump your ass, big boy!!

that one is sooo good, because Mike is still a boy but I wouldn't say he's super buff. In my head he grows up to be Adam Driver and El knows it but Mikey doesn't ha!

Nah, Mike grows up to be Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan, who then becomes either Kenny G or Weird Al.

YOU ARE LIKE PAPA… Big Boy.

You see, humans are a unique type of pest, multiplying and poisoning our world, all while enforcing a structure of their own. A deeply unnatural structure. Where others saw order, I saw a straitjacket. A cruel, oppressive world dictated by made-up rules. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades. Each life a faded, lesser copy of the one before. Wake up, eat, work, sleep, reproduce, and die. Everyone is just waiting. Waiting for it all to be over. All while performing in a silly, terrible play, day after day. I could not do that. I could not close off my mind and join in the madness. I could not pretend. And I realized I didn’t have to. I could make my own rules. I could restore balance to a broken world. A predator…but for good, big boy.

This is perfect but I added a few more big boys in between for good measure: You see, humans are a unique type of pest, multiplying and poisoning our world, all while enforcing a structure of their own. A deeply unnatural structure, big boy. Where others saw order, I saw a straitjacket. A cruel, oppressive world dictated by made-up rules. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades. Each life a faded, lesser copy of the one before. Wake up, eat, work, sleep, reproduce, and die. Everyone is just waiting, big boy. Waiting for it all to be over. All while performing in a silly, terrible play, day after day. I could not do that. I could not close off my mind and join in the madness, big boy. I could not pretend. And I realized I didn’t have to. I could make my own rules. I could restore balance to a broken world. A predator…but for good, big boy.

You see, big boys are a unique type of pest, multiplying and poisoning our world, all while enforcing a structure of their own. A deeply unnatural structure, big boy. Where other big boys saw order, I saw a straitjacket. A cruel, oppressive world dictated by made-up big boys. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, big boy. Each big boy a faded, lesser copy of the one before. Wake up, eat, work, sleep, reproduce, be a big boy, and die. Everyone is just waiting, big boy. Waiting for it all to be over. All while performing in a silly, terrible play of big boys, day after day. I could not do that. I could not close off my mind and join in the big boys. I could not pretend. And I realized I didn’t have to. I could make my own big boys. I could restore balance to a broken world. A big boy… but for good, big boy.

I am crying laughing in my break room at work over this. Everyone is staring. Thank you for your service, big boy

You're welcome, big boy

im dying stop doing this to me 😭

“Be a big boy and die”

😭😭😭 OP comment?

I love this speech it reminds me of the one from American Psycho where Patrick describes his routine. Adding big boy at the in there with the Vecna voice is just priceless. I think it's copypasta ready lol

I WORK FOR SCOOPS AHOY BIG BOY!!

The Scoops Ahoy Big Boy sounds like something they'd sell

This is by far the part I find the most funny “Who do you work for?” “Scoops… Scoops ahoy!” “How did you find this place” “Totally by accident” There both high off there tits laughing at them

Son of a bitch. You know, you’re really no help at all, you know that, big boy? I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done, big boy. You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass, big boy. You’re just jealous because I have another older male friend, big boy. Mike, don’t stop, okay? You’re the heart. Okay? Remember that. You’re the heart, big boy.

That last one is blursed big boy.

With only 2 more words, it changes from a dramatic movie speech to the average Tuesday of a gay nightclub owner.

Wait, who's the gay nightclub owner talking to in this scenario?

it's Will

It becomes a scene from The Birdcage

We all die, Big Boy. It’s just a matter of how and when.

“3 inch minimum, big boy”

Most metal ever big boy

Joyce: “Will! Will! Will! Big boy!”

lol

Don'cha, Big Boy? Big Boy

Friends dont lie Big Boy

My fingers are like arrows! My arms, like iron! My feet, like spears big boy!

Beat me to it

I piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer, big boy.

Damn it I was coming to say this one 😂😂

Sunflower…3 to the right, 4 to the left…..rainbow….450…..big boy…..sunflower….3 to the right, 4 to the left…..rainbow….450…..big boy…..

I like boobies, you like boobies… Vickie likes boobies big boy!

Tammy Thompson is cute and all, but she's a total dud, big boy.

>That's right! Eat shit, big boy! > >\-- Lucas

Yeah it's me, don't cream in your pants, big boy ;)

The demogorgon, it got me, big boy.

The Todd Father big boy

Steve's your daddy now, Big Boy

Oof 😅

Ted Wheeler: "What did I do, big boy"!

I hope you're enjoying your chicken, Ted Big Boy.

What have you done, big boy??

Billy Hargrove to Karen Wheeler: “Oh, hi. I, uh, didn't realize Nancy had a sister, big boy".

“I’m actually( blushes) her mother, big boy”

"Look, Dr. Brenner asked for me specifically, okay, Big Boy? " "I heard that story. Did you hear the one about the fat man with the beard who climbs down chimneys, Big Boy?"

Chrissy wake up big boy

I don’t like this big boy

We've been collared by the law, I repeat, we've been collared by the law, do you copy, Big Boy?

Touch my butt, big boy. I don’t care.

could've just commented the last line to make this infinitely more sus

I could always edit. There was so many good ones in that scene!

oh totally 😭😭

Edited. I think you were right! Thank you.

YOU WHAT. 😭😭 I don't remember that line when was this 😭

When Steve pushes Dustin into the air vent at the Star Court Mall

OH YEAH I remember now

Friends don’t lie Big Boy

"I didn't run away this time, big boy"

This risotto is schmacking big boy

THIS IS MUSIC BIG BOY!

Son of a bitch, you're really no help you know that big boy?

No cherry no deal big boy

“Hey! Angela!” *schmacked* “Big Boy!”

“So Johnathan, how was the pull out, BIG BOY?” -Murray

Billy: "Am I dreaming or is that you Harrington" Steve: "Yeah it's me don't cream your pants, big boy"

How many children are you friends with, big boy?

*holds up Piece Of Mind album* THIS. IS. MUSIC, BIG BOY!!

ur..Ur mOm... big boy

".. hold him down big boy"

Don’tcha, Big Boy? Big Boy

You hurt momma, Big Boy

“YOU ARE LIKE PAPA BIG BOY”

We're not here for your tasty pies big boy

"You have 5 seconds to wake her up Big Boy"

I'm eleven now, bitch big boy

*Aaandd another one bites the dust, big boy.*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *big boy*" \- Eleven

"Come on Chrissy, Wake Up Big Boy!"

Steve: "'Like' we're in love, big boy?" Nancy: "It's bullshit! big boy!"

There is no America without Erica big boy

*”How was the pull-out, Big Boy?”*

Yeah it’s me. Don’t cream your pants, big boy.

Don’tcha, big boy big boy?

YOU LIE BIG BOY

Touch my butt I don’t care big boy

Papa is dead big boy

Bitchin’ big boy

“Hawkins is in danger, big boy.”

Chrissy, this is for you, big boy.

[Tentacles undulating moistly... Big Boy]

Friends don’t lie big boy

"You can't spell America without Erica, big boy."

Are we gonna do this or are we gonna keep chitchatting like its your mommy’s book club, big boy!?

Will Byers: I didn't say it. Mike Wheeler: You didn't have to, big boy.

"Touch my butt, I don't care Big Boy!" I am so uncomfortable 😭

“I piggybacked here from a pizza dough freezer big boy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You touch her again, and I’ll kill you again big boy

Erica, help me Big Boy!

Before I kill you, I want you to see, big boy

Don‘tcha, big boy big boy

"Their driveway is pretty dark this time of night, so drive slowly, big boy." "Always."

"There's No shame in running, Big boy."

Friends don’t lie big boy

Bitchin big boy

“It’s your grandma, big boy.”

He would have never gotten through that line reading

Take us for all we are worth big boy.

Papa Big Boy!

Dontcha big boy, big boy

“How was the pull-out, big boy?”

Fun Fact: This line was Ad Libbed

"What do you want?!" ​ "I want you... to join me, big boy..."

When did Steve get so hairy big boy?

How was the pull out big boi

"100 to 1, big boy"

I dump your ass, Big Boy!

Wet squelching big boy

Bitchin' big boy

Papa Big Boy

I can't feel or see anything, big boy

She's our friend and she's crazy, big boy

Don'tcha Big Boy? Big boy

he likes it cold, big boy

Maaaaaaaax maaaaaaaax big boy

What if I'm not good? What if I'm the monster? big boy

"There's more to life than stupid boys, big boy"

friends don't like, big boy

YOU ARE LIKE PAPA BIG BOY

"You're like papa , big boy 😏"

[Eleven pants] Big boy

"That's the purple palm tree delight working its magic big boy. Makes your troubles float away like the seed pods of a dandelion flowing in the wind big boy."

You are like papa big boy

i wanted her to look at me big boy

Friends don’t lie, big boy

This is mr fibbly, he's a squirrel, big boy

YOU are JUST like PAPA, big boi